Ghost Corps

The most touching thing in life is not fucking other people’s sons at other people’s houses, nor is it when the lights are on when someone else’s house is biting other people’s sons, but when they are biting other people’s sons at other people’s houses, it’s useless to kneel and use a prone position so that the lights are too bright The two legs and a quarter of the white buttocks lit up the whole living room.

Later, every time the deputy group thinks about it, they feel that this is the brightest moment in their life.Just like the opening of the Olympic Games, there is always an ignition ceremony to add the finishing touch, he used his handsome body to ignite the eternal flame in the hearts of his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Fang Liangang was originally persuaded by his wife for half a night, reluctantly agreed to the so-called "chat", and finally encountered this kind of scenery that could destroy his outlook on life and world values ​​that he had established for 50 years. His eyes turned red, his whole body was shaking uncontrollably, and he couldn't even speak fluently: "You, you, what are you doing..."

Fang Zheng stretched out an arm with difficulty to touch the mobile phone beside the pillow, lifted it up, clicked, and then looked up at her father eagerly: "Take... art photos?"

Steelmaking furnace, explosion.

"Fuck, I can't cut you to death—" Fang Liangang, who lost his mind, stepped up and kicked the quilt hard in two steps!

Fang Zheng couldn't care less about his thighs and buttocks, his life would be fine with this kick, and the little bird's head would turn into a sugar cake, and the quilt rolled up and rolled the little bird to the side as soon as his heart fell!

Fang Liangang stepped on the air, and stomped on the thin mattress with a loud and dull sound!He just wanted to step over and take the second foot, but suddenly he felt that the soles of his feet did not feel right. He wriggled his toes twice, which was still weird. Looking down, it was true that he was stepping on the mattress, but the difference between the mattress and the soles of his feet In the middle, a pair of men's boxer briefs were firmly nailed...

At that time, the little bird had thrown away the secular cage while tumbling, and completed a gorgeous turn from naked to sunbathing naked.The change of the situation brings about a change of mentality. The written language is called returning to the basics, and to be more realistic, it means breaking the can and smashing——

"mine."

With just two words, the ownership of the underwear is finalized.

Fang Liangang no longer had any rationality at all, he just felt a powerful summoning force pulling him to pick up the nearest thing, suddenly lift it up, and smash it towards the opposite side!

Fang Zheng only felt his eyes go dark, and before he could see clearly, he heard a bang, something brushed against his face with a gust of wind and fell to the ground.Looking up again, it turned out that the little bird jumped up and grabbed Papa Fang's arm at some point, but Papa Fang shook and missed.

Fang Zheng went to look at the ground again, Nima's real mahogany chair, it's going to hit her...

"Why are you in a daze, run quickly!" Seeing that guy with distant eyes, he didn't know which fairy mountain ancient temple he was going to. The rhythm of death.

Fortunately, Fang Zheng woke up in time. After being yelled at, she immediately pulled up her underwear and a carp ran to a corner of the room shirtless, holding on to the bathroom doorknob in case of emergency.

Meng Chudong's PK physical strength had reached its limit, as soon as Fang Zheng was in position, he immediately let go of Fang Jiangang and started running!

Fang Liangang regained his freedom. His original anger and being held back by a child for a long time made him explode with anger: "You little bastard, don't run away. If I don't fucking break your legs, I'll follow you!" surname!"

Where can the sub-team that is holding on to the hatred go? The living room map is so big, and there is only one dining table to rely on, so he and the BOSS started a chasing battle around the dining table.

a circle.

Two laps.

Three laps.

"You fucking...you fucking...don't let me catch you if you are capable..."

four laps.

five laps.

six laps.

"I...fuck...you little brat..."

seven laps.

eight laps.

nine laps.

"I can't do it... I'm fucking... I have to... I have to take a break..."

Fang's steelmaking reached the limit, and Meng Chudong was not much better, with some resistance from his clothes, so he saw that the other party really stopped breathing, and he didn't lose the opportunity to return to the blue.

The head of the group who watched the whole process forgot his own situation, and only felt that the father and husband who were panting across the dining table formed a magical picture, which was magically warm, magically complete, and magically harmonious.

Liu Shuxian, who watched the whole process, did not have the romantic feelings of her son. She just walked forward gently, neither fast nor slow.

Meng Chudong watched her walk to Fang Liangang's side, but he didn't stop, but continued, walked around the table, and came in front of him.Then the woman slowly raised her hand, as if to touch his head.The vice team, who had been abused by the boss for a long time, felt warm and subconsciously approached——

Snapped!

A serious slap in the face.

"Have you had enough trouble?" Liu Shuxian asked him, her voice was neither high nor low, as usual.

But Meng Chudong clearly heard the sound of the equipment exploding all over his body. This was not an ordinary slap, but a new skill with a special additional state. The deputy team was convinced, so he was convinced and nodded obediently.

Liu Shuxian turned to look at her husband again.

Fang Liangang, who met his wife's gaze, subconsciously covered his cheeks with his hands, and the words "I'm not making trouble" were almost ready to come out, but he held back at the last moment, turning into a faintly sad "huh".

Liu Shuxian was very satisfied, she looked away and looked at Meng Chudong again.

Meng Chudong quickly stood at attention, and his intuition told him that there were still divine instructions.

The deputy team's guesses are always accurate, and this time is no exception. I saw Liu Shuxian showing her first smile since we met. The smile was shallow, but gentle like a loving mother: "Put on the underwear first, and we will talk later."

Virtue and shame are a pair of close brothers. When love comes, they walk away from me arm in arm. ——"Vice Group Love Experience Record"

……

Room [-] upstairs

Auntie: They seem to have entered the house.

Uncle: I can count on a good night's sleep.

Auntie: I still think that two men... No, I can't accept it.

Uncle: Who says it's not, it's hard for your brother and your sister-in-law.But that kid's name is Donglai, he doesn't look very good, but he is a man.

Auntie: How did you see it?

Uncle: Didn't you hear that your brother couldn't breathe anymore?How can he be so embarrassed if he has the upper hand?Hey, I think I was cowardly back then, this is going to give me another chance...

Auntie: Huh?

Auntie: ... sleep.

……

Room [-] upstairs

Second Aunt: "Uh, uh... ah... ah..."

Second Uncle: "..."

Second Aunt: "Uh, uh... ah... ah..."

Second Uncle: "..."

Second Aunt: "Uh, uh... ah... ah..."

Second uncle: "Hey, they seem to have entered the house?"

Second Aunt: "Is this the time to focus on two tasks!!!"

……

downstairs master bedroom

As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized. Although the opening was a little high-profile, but adhering to the principle of psychological comfort, the family moved four stools from the living room into the bedroom and discussed behind closed doors.

Fang Zheng and Meng Chudong, who put on autumn clothes and long trousers, sat in a row against the wall. Fang's parents sat opposite, and there was a bedside table between the two groups of people. There was a small lamp on the bedside table. Mom slightly adjusted the angle of the table lamp to create an atmosphere very suitable for heart-to-heart conversation.

"How long have you two been together?" Liu Shuxian asked.

Fang Zheng subconsciously went to look at his father, but Fang Liangang turned his head away, as if looking at an unfilial son would shorten his life.

Fang Zheng knew that she had made him sad, but the long-term pain was worse than the short-term pain. In the past, he only knew how to escape. After a few years, he was physically and mentally exhausted with his parents.

But now, facing his relatives, he suddenly found that he had forgotten what he had been afraid of all these years. Really, he couldn't remember even one thing. He didn't know whether it was time or something else that changed him, but he Know, that fear is gone.He still feels guilty, but he can make up for it with his filial piety for the rest of his life. In the past, Fang Zheng felt that he couldn't bear it, so he left home. Now Fang Zheng felt that he could bear it, so he came back.

"Half a year." He heard his answer, the voice was not loud, but firm.

"Half a year?" Liu Shuxian smiled, with a little disapproval, "You haven't learned how to swim for seven months, and you haven't learned to ride a bicycle for eight months. Half a year? Half a year, you don't even know his details."

Fang Zheng wanted to argue, but he opened his mouth, but couldn't find a word.

"You don't need to rush to refute," Liu Shuxian's voice was very gentle, as if she was telling her son a bedtime story, but the content of the story was all about monsters under the bed of the old Heishan demon, who took pleasure in causing children's psychological shadows, "I know What do you think, after staying outside for two years, I feel that I am independent, I am an adult, and I dare to come back to fight head-on. Let me tell you the truth, don't say you brought back a man, you just brought back a woman , I have the final say on whether I can enter this house or not."

At first, Meng Chudong gave Fang Zheng a thumbs-up for his "half a year" that was neither humble nor overbearing, but now seeing the head getting lower and lower in front of his mother, almost into the underpants, he knew that he was in debt.

"Then what do you mean..." The leader's response was comparable to the buzzing of mosquitoes.

Liu Shuxian said unhurriedly: "I used to think that I just got hotheaded for a while, and sooner or later I would turn back to like women, but just now I saw you two in bed..."

"Liu Shuxian!" Fang Liangang raised his forehead and roared solemnly.

Mother Fang shrugged, decided to skip the description of the scene that would easily cause discomfort to her wife and children, and continued: "I believe you are going to die on this road, but this does not mean that you can bring people back casually. You know What does it mean to bring someone home during the Spring Festival? Do you think you are very courageous in front of so many relatives? Let me tell you, if this kid hadn’t been mistaken by your grandma for his luck today, you thought you two could have arms Eat the New Year's Eve dinner with all your legs?"

"mom……"

Liu Shuxian raised a finger: "Don't, don't be soft first, don't you be tough, then be tough for a while."

After speaking, the woman looked at Xiaoniao, still smiling slightly: "And you..."

Meng Chudong swallowed unconsciously, and pressed his back against the wall.

"I don't care how your parents educated you since you were young, and I don't care, but at the age of [-], you ran to a man's house to fight against his parents. I don't think your parents taught you this. You have to be a little As for your heart, think about it for yourself. Since you stepped into my house, apart from two fights with his father, what else have you achieved? Did you accompany my son to reconcile with his parents? Are you afraid that this battle will not be won? Get up, our house is not lively during Chinese New Year."

"Mom, I was the one who dragged him here!" Fang Zheng was a little anxious, the old lady hurt herself, she had to listen to what happened, but the little bird was dragged here by him, so there was no reason for this embarrassment.

Liu Shuxian raised her eyebrows when she heard the words: "You brought him here? No wonder. Let me just say, my precious son has no job, no income, no height, no figure, he has a soft personality, and his brain is as big as a walnut kernel. How can he find him?" This one is so decent, now I fully understand~"

Fang Zheng also understood, this is not mother, this is a high-end black...

Mother Fang didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to say to Xiaoniao: "Okay, don't carry it, you were cut twice in one night, regret it. I don't care how you were tricked, now I will make the decision for you , it depends on how you want to go back, we will take the soft sleeper on the train, and the first class on the plane, if it is nearby, I will charter a car for you..."

"I'm sorry." Meng Chudong said suddenly.

Liu Shuxian stopped talking and narrowed her eyes slightly.

Meng Chudong raised his head to look at the woman, his voice was a little low, different from his usual mild or harsh tongue: "Actually, you are right, I don't really want to come, it was Fang Zhengfei who pulled me, I don't want to let him down After I came here, I didn't want to take the initiative to do anything, because the reactions of both of you were within my expectations. Parents, in this situation, you can only beat and scold and vent your anger. Until just now, I felt that this time I came back. Meaning, when the new year is over and the two of us leave, what should your family do or not, whether you should accept that your son likes men or not, it's exactly the same as my family..."

Fang Zheng was stunned, he suddenly felt that his mother was right, his brain was really as big as a walnut kernel, no, maybe not as big as a walnut kernel.

Fang Zheng's blankness made Meng Chudong a little distressed. He actually didn't intend to talk about it. He felt that whether he wanted to or not, agreed or disagreed, he could digest it by himself. Fang Zheng only needed to be responsible for being happy.So Fang Zheng hoped that he could come and accompany him to get the affirmation of his parents, so he came, although he didn't take this kind of "affirmation" seriously from the bottom of his heart, and he didn't care much about the result of success.

But Liu Shuxian could see it, he could see that he didn't care, he could see that he didn't care.

"Until just now? Has it changed now?" Liu Shuxian asked casually, as if it was just an unimportant question.

But Meng Chudong knew it wasn't. He took a deep breath, then exhaled slowly, and then met the woman's eyes again: "It's changed. I thought that you, like my parents, would never accept that my son couldn't like women in this lifetime, but Actually not, at least you are not, just now in the living room... Uncle Fang beat me up so excitedly, you didn't even change your expression, if you either thought about it a long time ago, or knew about it in private, you didn't say it, but You have accepted it in your heart, so now," Meng Chudong paused for a while before continuing, "You just don't trust me now..."

Liu Shuxian's indifference receded from her face, and her expression gradually faded until it was gone.No joy, no anger, just quietly looking at the boy in front of him, not knowing what he was thinking.

"I'm sorry." Meng Chudong repeated again.

"The sentence just now was for your indifference, but this time, why?"

"Because I don't know what to do. I have never encountered such a situation. I always feel that as long as Fang Zheng is at ease, it doesn't matter what others think."

"He's relieved because he's stupid."

"..."

Fang Zheng stared at Xiaoniao with wide eyes: Damn, hurry up and refute!

Xiaoniao responded from the corner of her eye: I can't refute it at all!

Okay, very good, at least you two have reached a consensus on my IQ... TAT

Meng Chudong sighed in his heart, how could he convince Fang Zheng that he did it instead of saying it, and he couldn't tell.Moreover, his performance this night was indeed shameless to reassure his parents.

Seeing that Xiaoniao was silent, Liu Shuxian didn't force her, and turned to her son who had been left alone for a long time, and asked another question: "How do you two get on so well?"

Fang Zheng was unprepared, he was still immersed in the complex emotions of "this guy doesn't want to come back with me" and "this guy already knows he's wrong and he's going to be chased and beaten by his mother". Anger and heartache entangled him, and then When the mother asked the question, it was the distress that prevailed, so I unconsciously wanted to defend Xiaoniao: "I, I seduced him!"

Liu Shuxian was stunned, and suddenly she was very considerate of her wife's rush of old blood choked in her chest.

How can you succeed in seducing with this spherical figure? Give me a reason first!

There is no need for an inner bug, Fang Zheng has already consciously begun to recall the history of love: "I first sneaked up on him in the game, and then found out that he was very powerful, so I always flirted and made friends. Later, I dragged him into my army and took the initiative to use it QQ post photos..."

Some key terms are incomprehensible, but the whole routine is very clear. Isn’t it just my son who is rushing up, so Fang Liangang, who had pretended to be deep from the beginning, finally couldn’t keep silent: "You are so cheap and shameless!"

"Bitch."

The second response without any pressure made Fang Gang feel great pressure =_=

Fang Zheng scratched her head and laughed, "But he likes me like this~~~~"

Meng Chudong also burst into laughter, then straightened his face, and sincerely praised: "Yes, I like it."

Fang Liangang turned his face away, he didn't want to look at these two bums anymore, he was full of resentment and just wanted to bang his head against the head of the bed.

But Liu Shuxian looked at the fat son who was still giggling, and couldn't help being surprised.

In the past two years, my son has changed. This change is not as obvious as fat and thin, but it is more dramatic.The child who wrapped up his inferiority complex with a smile was gone, the softie who only dared to cry secretly at night was gone, he became daring to expose his inferiority complex, laughing with you, and laughing with you, and he was really not hurt, not only did he not Injured, and from time to time, I will give you a bit of a slapstick to make you hurt. This kind of inner tenacity is often stronger than the fierceness on the outside.

Liu Shuxian is very pleased that her son has become a man, but she used to always feel that her son would be bullied when he went out, but now he starts to worry about other people's children, why is it swollen =_=

……

There seemed to be no definite results in the night talk at Bingzhu, Fang's parents didn't agree to accept it, and they didn't beat them again. Afterwards, everyone yawned and broke up.

When leaving the bedroom with the chair in his arms, Fang Zheng suddenly noticed that his mother's eyes were a little red, because the light was dim, he couldn't be sure, but his heart still felt sour, as if someone had dropped lemons in them.

When they returned to the living room, it was still night outside, and the winter mornings always came very late. Meng Chudong and Fang Zheng slept in their quilt honestly, half a meter apart, talking purely.

Meng Chudong said: "Your mother's eyes are really poisonous."

Fang Zheng sighed: "It's a pity, I didn't inherit it at all."

Meng Chudong quietly looked at the ceiling: "No need, I will tell you what I have to say in the future."

Fang Zheng pouted, but said nothing.

"Do not believe?"

"I can't tell whether you have reservations or not. I have already surrendered to my IQ."

"Okay, go to sleep."

"It's over if I go here? Shouldn't you promise again and again that you won't hide anything from me in the future, and then you have to hug a guilty sorrykiss no matter how bad it is..."

"What's the temper of your aunt and uncle?"

"what?"

"There is no one who likes to beat people."

"It should be... no..."

"You hesitated..."

"No, they definitely didn't say anything to me, and it's absolutely impossible to do anything with you, but can you accept it..."

"Go tomorrow."

"Huh? Tomorrow is the first day of junior high school, usually the second day of junior high school..."

"Get it done early and feel at ease early."

"No, no, I'm quite at ease, really!"

"I'm not at ease."

"What the hell are you trying to do..."

"My title."