What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian knew that no matter how many people called him a male god on the Internet, in reality, he was just the most ordinary and most ordinary otaku. He had ordinary looks, ordinary height, and ordinary temperament. Eye-catching.

He has no outstanding appearance, no cheerful personality, and even his academic qualifications are not as good as ordinary people. In this era when graduate students are everywhere and college students are as numerous as dogs, not only has he never attended college, he has never even attended high school.

Before Liu Lian graduated from junior high school, he dropped out of school and stayed at home. The first days were dark for him, because he couldn't find a way forward at all.

Staying at home every day, eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating, day after day, month after month, life is blind and mechanical.

It wasn't until he came into contact with the Gufeng circle under the strong Amway of his little cousin, that he gradually fell in love with listening to Gufeng songs, and gradually began to cover them by himself.

Although Liu Lian's appearance is ordinary, his voice is completely opposite to his appearance. He didn't read many books, so he often sang wrong words at the beginning. For this reason, he was often pinched and hacked at that time.

Later, Liu Lian began to study hard at home, and gradually, he no longer sang wrong words, and his singing skills gradually became better and better. Although there are still many black people who use his early black history to blacken him, there are also many Old fans are still ridiculing him for "typo-shou", but only he knows the sadness here.

Because he liked to read martial arts novels since he was a child, Liu Lian began to write martial arts novels on the Internet after finishing his university courses in Chinese language and literature.Day after day, year after year, the sky pays off, and "Thousands of Fleeting Years" has become popular.

The current Liu Lian is not only a well-known singer of Durian Melaleuca, but also a great writer of thousands of years, so he has always been very grateful to the little cousin who first brought him into the ancient style circle. If it wasn't for the little cousin, maybe he still can't find it. Going to the direction of life, staying at home every day, eating and sleeping, eating and eating, eating and gnawing on the old, is like a waste wood.

But no matter how many fans the two identities of Liu Lian have on the Internet, in reality he is just the most ordinary, ordinary, and most inconspicuous otaku in the world.After following Man Tianxing's Weibo for so long, he has always known that Man Tianxing is an outstanding and dazzling person, with outstanding looks, excellent grades, a wealthy family, and a graduate from a famous university... Such a person is destined to be different from him.

If it wasn't for this unexpected move, Liu Lian knew that he and Man Tianxing would probably never have any intersection in their lifetime.

Liu Lian shook his head and smiled, lowered his head and continued to browse Weibo, and then he posted a Weibo just posted by Mantianxing——

Gypsophila V: A little star said that the few microblogs I posted recently were all related to my new neighbors. I looked back, well, it seems to be true...but don't be blind and don't swipe CP, Otherwise, I will be angry, remember, I am a straight man, even if I read BL novels and like BL authors, but you all need to know that I am a 24K pure straight man.

Of course, the most important thing is that Man Tianxing is a straight man.

Why would he bother with a straight man?

Liu Lian sighed, put down the phone, and continued to code.

Soon, it was twelve o'clock in the evening.

Liu Lian turned off the computer, went to the toilet and got ready to go to bed.

But just as he was about to come out after washing his hands, he suddenly saw a pair of black underwear lying on the floor of the room, which looked a little familiar. After looking carefully, he found that these underwear seemed to be given to him by the big fat cat tonight. "Gift".

...Could it be that the big fat cat brought Mr. Neighbor's underwear to him again?

Liu Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, just when he bent down to pick up the underwear, the moment his fingertips touched the underwear, his foot suddenly slipped, and then his eyes went dark.

While he was silently waiting for the next pain...but nothing happened.

The next moment, Liu Lian opened his eyes.

There were no black underwear in front of him, only piles of large and small boxes. He looked around for a week and found that the environment here was very strange.

The furniture and decorations are all strange, and the room is even more messy. This is not his home at all.

what happened?

Did he pick up a pair of underwear and time travel?

...What the hell? ! ! !

It must be the wrong posture for him to pick up his underwear!

At this moment, Liu Lian was overwhelmed by shock and at a loss.

He was in shock for more than five minutes before he slowly came back to his senses, and quickly found a mirror to take a look. After taking a picture, he realized that something was wrong... Wait, why does this face seem familiar?

These eyes, this nose, this mouth... Isn't this Mr. Neighbor? !

Liu Lian was stunned for a long time before realizing that the face in the mirror was clearly Mr. Neighbor!

He stretched out his hand blankly, touched it for a long time, feeling the strange touch under the palm of his hand, and finally he was sure that he was not dreaming.

He actually turned into Mr. Neighbor.

Wait, in this situation, could it be that he and Mr. Neighbor switched bodies?

Liu Lian subconsciously looked to the side, and saw that on the computer desk next to him, the screen of the laptop was on, and the video of the new song of Durian Melaleuca was playing on it... It was nothing at all, but the strange thing was that there was an explosion on the floor. Throwing several balls of paper towels in a ball is very intriguing, and the strangest thing is that half of the comments are typed in the comment box on the screen——

Coriander Durian: Obviously he is a man, but I listened hard again, I really want to invade you, I really want to enter your body, I really want to Liu Lian: "..."

Damn it, mama!There are perverts here!

He suddenly felt a little bad... So those comments that made his heart shudder were all made by this guy?

Liu Lian looked down at the balls of paper towels on the floor, and finally determined the purpose of these balls of paper towels.

At this moment, the only thing he is thankful for is that his computer needs a password to turn it on. If he really changed his body with Mr. Neighbor, if Mr. Neighbor really becomes him, and he cannot open his computer, then there is no way. I learned that he is Durian Melaleuca and Fleeting Thousand Weights.

At this moment, Liu Lian suddenly heard a hasty knock on the door from the living room.

He walked over to open the door and saw that outside the door was the panic-stricken "self".

I have to say, looking at my own face with a look of shock on my face, this feeling is really amazing.

"I...you..." Mr. Neighbor, who was wearing the willow shell, was stunned for a long time before he opened his mouth in disbelief, "What happened to us?"

Liu Lian sighed: "I don't know, but now we seem to have exchanged bodies."

The neighbor was stunned for a long time before he said in a daze, "This is unscientific!"

"I also know that this is not scientific at all, but it has already happened," Liu Lian smiled bitterly. Although he acted calmly, he was no less shocked than Mr. Neighbor. If they continue like this, they will never change. If you don't come back, then things will be troublesome, "I really hope this is a dream, and everything will be back to normal tomorrow after I sleep."

The two were relatively silent for a while, and finally Liu Lian spoke up: "Why don't we go back to our respective houses and go to sleep, maybe everything will return to normal when we wake up tomorrow. If it doesn't work, we can think of a way tomorrow. It's already very late. gone."

Mr. Neighbor pursed his lips. He hesitated for a moment, then suddenly said, "Let's sleep together tonight."

Liu Lian was stunned for a moment: "Why?"

Mr. Neighbor stared fixedly at Liu Lian who was wearing his shell, and after looking at him for a long time, he slowly said, "I'm so handsome, what if you can't hold back your hands on my body?"

The corners of Liu Lian's mouth twitched slightly: "It's not what I mean by up and down hands. Besides, I'm not used to sleeping with strangers."

"But I'm so handsome, what if you sleep until midnight and can't control your beastly hair, what will you do if you want to do something to my body? I'm a straight man! I'm going to find a girlfriend in the future! So I must supervise You!" Mr. Neighbor insisted.

Liu Lian: "...Excuse me, I really like men. If we two big men sleep together, you are not afraid that I will sleep until midnight and lose my bestiality and attack you?"