What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Mr. Neighbor was suspiciously silent: "..."

Liu Lian shrugged: "You'd better go back, I'm a real gay guy, if you sleep with me, aren't you afraid that I won't be able to hold on until midnight?"

Mr. Neighbor: "...Since you are gay, I want to sleep with you even more! What if you do something strange to my body?"

Liu Lian: "..."

"I'm so handsome, what if you can't hold it?"

Liu Lian: "..."

He said that he has lived for 25 years, and he has never seen such a narcissistic person. After all, even gays don't fall in love with a handsome guy?

...Although he really likes Mr. Neighbor's looks.

In the end, Liu Lian could only give in and agreed to the neighbor's insistence that the two of them sleep together.

"Then I'll go back to my room and sleep," Liu Lian asked calmly, "I'll accept the bed."

Mr. Neighbor hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded: "It's okay, anyway, I just moved, and the house is still a bit messy, so it's not convenient to entertain you."

At this moment, Mr. Neighbor seemed to suddenly think of something. He froze, looked at Liu Lian fixedly, and said with difficulty: "Wait, you...didn't see anything strange just now, did you?"

Liu Lian's expression was calm: "What strange thing?"

"...It's fine if you don't have one," the Mr. Neighbor breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'll go home to get the keys and mobile phone, and I'll go to your house to sleep in a while."

When the neighbor gentleman came back after taking the keys, the two came to Liu Lian's house and stood in the living room, relatively silent for a while.

After a while, Mr. Neighbor said, "By the way, I don't know your name yet?"

"My name is Liu Lian," Liu Lian thought to himself that since a guest came to the door, he still had to entertain him well, so he went into the kitchen to pour a drink for the neighbor, and introduced himself without looking back, "Liu is Yangliu's willow, and Lian is Song Lian's Lian."

"My name is Meng Tangxi," the neighbor introduced himself, "Meng Haoran's Meng, as for Tangxi, it is the Tangxi Sword of Tangxi, which is the first of the nine famous swords in ancient times. Hehe, my dad likes to watch martial arts. It’s a novel, so you gave me such a name.”

"Then do you have a younger brother named Meng Moyang?" Liu Lian poured two glasses of drinks, turned and entered the living room.

"You actually know this?" Meng Tangxi was obviously a little surprised, and immediately smiled as if meeting a bosom friend, with a very bright smile, "But I don't have a younger brother, only a younger sister, her name is Meng Wanfeng."

"It seems that your dad really likes martial arts novels... have a drink." Liu Lian looked at "myself" with a bright smile on his face, and felt very complicated in his heart. Why is Meng Tangxi so handsome when he smiles brightly, but "Liu Lian" "How stupid to look when you have a bright smile.

"Thank you," Meng Tangxi smiled and took the drink that Liu Lian handed over, but suddenly stopped after smelling the smell, "Wait, what smell? What kind of drink is this..."

Liu Lian said calmly, "Durian juice."

Meng Tangxi: "...Thank you, I won't drink anymore."

Liu Lian smiled, drank his own cup in one gulp, and drank the one he had poured for Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi silently watched Liu Lian's behavior with a dull expression.

After drinking two large cups of durian juice, Liu Lian soon felt a slight distension in his lower abdomen and wanted to go to the bathroom.

But when he turned around to go to the toilet, he was stopped by Meng Tangxi.

"Wait, what do you want?" Meng Tangxi stopped Liu Lian with one hand, with a look of wariness on his face.

"...Go to the bathroom, I drank too much durian juice just now." Liu Lian was a little confused, he just went to the bathroom, why did Meng Tangxi look like an enemy?

Meng Tangxi stopped talking, and he looked at Liu Lian quietly, which made Liu Lian feel inexplicably terrified.

"But if that's the case," Meng Tangxi struggled, "...you don't want to see mine."

Liu Lian: "..."

Liu Lian was silent for a moment, and then slowly said: "Please step aside, I can't hold it anymore, you don't want to see me pee your pants with your body?"

Meng Tangxi struggled for a while: "Then can you close your eyes when you pee?"

Liu Lian was speechless for a moment, everyone was a man, and it was not like he didn't have anything that Meng Tangxi had. Could it be that because he liked men, Meng Tangxi had guarded against him to such an extent?

Meng Tangxi gritted her teeth, and finally made up her mind: "I'll help you later, close your eyes and pee!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Of course Liu Lian didn't want to be watched by others to pee, but as soon as he opened the toilet door, Meng Tangxi squeezed in and couldn't push it out.

"Don't worry, I won't look at yours," Liu Lian felt exhausted, "I can't do anything but pee!"

"That's not okay," Meng Tangxi insisted through gritted teeth, "You are not allowed to see, let alone touch."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Could it be that you will bend if you are touched by a gay?"

"That's not the problem," Meng Tangxi's face flushed slightly, Liu Lian's complexion was already pale, and her blushing was even more obvious, "In short, you are not allowed to open your eyes, and you are not allowed to look at them."

Liu Lian was very helpless, but if he continued to argue with Meng Tangxi, he really couldn't hold it back anymore, so he could only close his eyes and let Meng Tangxi help him take off his pants.

The feeling of being taken out by others and helping to hold it is very subtle, Liu Lian can only keep hypnotizing himself that it is his own hand, that is his own hand, that is his own hand...

After the sound of dripping water, Liu Lian finally breathed a sigh of relief. After arguing with Meng Tangxi for so long, he couldn't hold it anymore.

Although he closed his eyes, after urinating, he subconsciously opened them and looked at the toilet.

Then he froze for a moment...

"Ahh, I tell you not to open your eyes!" Seeing Liu Lian's eyes open, Meng Tangxi yelled, "Why did you open your eyes!"

Liu Lian came to his senses and glanced at Meng Tangxi with a subtle expression: "Well, actually..."

"Shut up, don't talk!" Meng Tangxi's face flushed, "You didn't see anything just now!"

Liu Lian was silent for a moment, and then calmly reminded Meng Tangxi: "...you haven't shaken the bird for me yet, or should I do it myself?"

Meng Tangxi's face flushed red: "I'm coming! You close your eyes! Don't look!"

Liu Lian could only close her eyes silently.

This feeling is very subtle, really subtle...

It was not easy for the two of them to finish all the things that should be done.

After returning to the room, Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi's red earlobes, was silent for a while, and finally said silently: "Actually, it's okay to have a crooked penis. Nine out of ten men are left. The crooked angle is a bit big, but this kind of thing is normal, don't pay too much attention to it."

Meng Tangxi opened his eyes wide in shock, and after 5 minutes, he said with a trembling voice: "This kind of thing...is normal?"

Liu Lian's expression suddenly became a little subtle: "Could it be because of this reason that you don't let me see you?"

Shocked Meng Tangxi: "..."

The blushing Meng Tangxi: "..."

The ashamed Meng Tangxi: "..."

Liu Lian suddenly felt that she had become a kindergarten aunt, the kind who guided children to learn the principles of life in a persuasive and persuasive manner.

After being silent for more than ten minutes, Meng Tangxi said with grief and indignation: "When I was young, I found that my penis was very crooked. I always thought that I was different from others, and I always thought that I was very strange... so I grew up. Most of them have never been to a public restroom, let alone had a girlfriend, so I am afraid I will be laughed at by others."

Liu Lian felt that his laughter was about to be poked out, but seeing Meng Tangxi's grief-stricken expression, he could only suppress his laughter.

But in the end he still couldn't help laughing out loud: "Puff ha ha ha ha..."

Meng Tangxi had a look of lovelessness.