What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

When Liu Lian got up the next day, he didn't hear the jingling sound from the next door, which made him greatly relieved. After all, it is difficult to concentrate when doing anything with noise.

After waking up, he stretched his waist, took out a coin from the bedside table, and decided to toss the coin to decide what to do today—play games on the front side, record songs on the back side, and code words with difficulty when he stands up.

As a result, he threw the coin three times in a row. For the first time, he threw the coin at the foot of the bed, and then the coin stood up against the foot of the bed. General got stuck in the crack of the floor, once again standing proudly...

Liu Lian: "..."

In the end, Liu Lian had no choice but to sit in front of the computer, open the document and start typing.

Although he was a bit reluctant at first, once he entered the state, he quickly immersed himself in the code words.

Before I knew it, a day passed.

Seeing that it was getting dark, Liu Lian called to order a takeaway, then turned to take a shower.

After taking a shower, he threw the dirty clothes into the washing machine and washed his underwear.

After rubbing his underwear, he was too lazy to put on his clothes, so he only wore a bath towel and went to the balcony to dry his underwear.

As soon as he opened the glass door of the balcony, Liu Lian was shivering from the cold wind. He began to regret that he didn't wear more clothes before coming out of the bathroom, but now that he was already on the balcony, he couldn't do it again. Let's go back... Anyway, it's just a pair of underwear to dry, hurry up and finish drying the underwear, and hurry back to his warm room.

Thinking of this, he hastened his movements.

But just as Liu Lian finished drying her underwear and was about to go back to her room, she suddenly heard a strange noise coming from behind her.

Liu Lian looked back, and suddenly saw a big fat cat leaping towards him from mid-air.

Startled, he subconsciously took a step back.

But looking carefully, he found that the big fat cat looked very familiar, whether it was the strong and fat round body, or the arrogant appearance... Isn't this the big fat cat he rescued yesterday?Even the position of the gauze is exactly the same as yesterday!

The big fat cat seemed to have rolled over from the balcony next door, and the injuries on it didn't affect his vigorous movements at all. From a distance, it looked like a huge ball smashed towards him like lightning.

After the cat landed on the ground, Liu Lian realized that the big fat cat still had something in its mouth, which was black, like a piece of cloth...

At this moment, the big fat cat walked up to him proudly, and stared at him for a while with its round cat eyes.

"What? For me?"

Liu Lian subconsciously remembered the flamboyant posts he had seen posted by cat slaves when he was browsing the forum before. If your cat likes you very much, it may bring a "gift" to your room door and give you a "surprise" ...Although those gifts are generally things that would scare people, such as rat corpses and cockroach corpses.

He guessed that the big fat cat was supposed to repay his kindness, so he took a gift to give him. Although he thought that this "gift" was probably not a good thing, but in order to save face for the big fat cat, he reached out to catch it Something in the mouth of the big fat cat.

Seeing him obediently reaching out to catch the "gift", the big fat cat let go of his mouth in satisfaction.

Liu Lian took the "gift" and looked at it, and suddenly he was in a bad mood.

The "gift" that the big fat cat gave him was actually a pair of black bullet underwear...

Moreover, this pair of underwear was still wet and dripping with water, probably not long after washing, it was hung on the balcony by its owner, and was snatched away by the big fat cat.

Wait, the direction that big fat cat came from just now... seems to be Mr. Neighbor, right?

Liu Lian looked at the big fat cat who was arrogant and flaunting his might, and suddenly he couldn't laugh or cry: "Why did you give me his underwear... Forget it, it's useless for me to tell you so much, and you don't understand."

The big fat cat let out a drawn-out "meow—" and seemed a little unhappy.

"Don't do this next time!" He glanced at the big fat cat and warned.

After warning, he shook his head and smiled.

Why did he talk to the cat again, and the cat couldn't understand him again.

Looking down at the underwear in his hand, Liu Lian resigned to his fate and was about to go out to return the underwear.

As soon as he left the house, he felt the cold wind blowing against his face again, and then he remembered that he was not wearing any clothes, so he quickly reached out and knocked on the door, preparing to return his underwear and go back to the house.

Soon, the door opened.

Mr. Neighbor, who had obviously just taken a shower, answered the door in a bathrobe.

As a homosexual, Liu Lian caught sight of the large smooth skin under the slightly opened neckline of the bathrobe of the neighbor Mr. at first glance.

When the neighbor opened the door and saw that it was Liu Lian, he couldn't help being taken aback, and then immediately showed a bright smile: "What's the matter?"

Liu Lian looked back silently, then picked up the wet pair of underwear with one finger, and handed it over.

The Mr. Neighbor looked down, and seemed to find that it looked a little familiar. After a few more glances, he was taken aback: "This seems to be... my underwear?"

With a straight face, Liu Lian lowered her voice and said solemnly: "There is an old lady in this building who has a cat, and she likes to steal panties and socks from other people's houses... That cat just took your panties to my balcony. Now, be careful in the future, it is best to install an anti-theft net."

Mr. Neighbor took the underwear and smiled slightly: "Thank you, this pair of underwear is my favorite."

...It turns out that Mr. Neighbor likes black bullet underwear. What a shame.

Liu Lian complained silently in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, but when he turned to leave, he was stopped by the neighbor's husband.

"To thank you for sending back my underwear, and for waking you up yesterday," Mr. Neighbor's smile was as bright as the winter sun, and his impeccable face was dazzling, "...I Please eat."

Such a face, coupled with such a smile, is really irresistible.

Liu Lian was very moved, and then refused: "No need, I have already ordered takeaway."

The neighbor was a little disappointed, but he didn't insist on keeping Liu Lian down.

After Liu Lian returned home, his whole body was almost frozen. As soon as he put on his clothes, he sneezed several times.

And at this moment, the takeaway boy came.

After paying the money, he swiped Weibo while eating durian rice.

Swiping and swiping, Liu Lian swiped to the weibo of Mantianxing again.

It is still the latest Weibo just posted 1 minute ago.

Gypsophila V: Unexpectedly, although the new neighbor is aloof, he is super nice!Just now he came to return my panties, it seems that a cat took my panties to his balcony!The cats here are just amazing!My new neighbor suggested that I install an anti-theft net... By the way, I just remembered that I still don't know his name, I must ask next time XD~PS: I suddenly found that the voice of my new neighbor seemed familiar and Liu Lian called silently. sneezed.

He frowned, he suppressed his voice like that, and he was almost recognized by others?

It's probably because he said too much just now, and sure enough, he said too many mistakes, so next time he should be more concise.

Although Liu Lian didn't have much contact with Mantianxing on the Internet, Mantianxing followed his Weibo account of Durian Melaleuca, and once reposted Durian Melaleuca's Weibo, and even called Durian Melaleuca "man god".

So at the beginning, he would choose false voice.

Liu Lian looked up at the mirror.

Looking at the pale, ordinary looking young man in the mirror, he suddenly smiled slightly.

He didn't know, if Mr. Neighbor knew that the two male gods in his heart were actually the same person, and he was such an ordinary, ordinary otaku... what would he think?