What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

【Current】【Durian Melaleuca】Oh, I almost forgot

【Current】【Gypsophila】qaq

【Current】【Durian Melaleuca】Let’s go now

[Current] [Mantian Xing] Let's form a team and go to Yuelao to pick up the task [Current] [Durian Melaleuca] It seems that you are very skilled in business

【Current】【Gypsophila】Cough cough cough cough

After Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi formed a team, they entered Yuelao Temple together. After accepting the quest from the NPC in Yuelao Temple, that is, Yuelao, they went to do the quest. Dihai and Budonggang followed them Watch from behind.

Because the task was not too difficult, and both Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi were full-level tubas, they quickly completed the task.

【Currently】【Freezing Port】Is it done so soon?

[Currently] [Ground Shanghai] If it is too difficult, wouldn't it be that many people are unable to get married?

[Currently] [Durian Melaleuca] Because someone is proficient in business and very experienced, so it is faster [Currently] [Gypsophila] Cough cough, what are you talking about in front of the apprentice and his wife? Go back to Yuelao Temple and turn in the task in front of Yuelao.

After handing in the task, Yue Lao announced that the two had become husband and wife. Liu Lian opened the character panel and saw that he and Man Tianxing were husband and wife again.

And Meng Tangxi on the other end had already put the title of "Husband of Durian Melaleuca" on his head, and asked Liu Lian to release the title as well.

Liu Lian paused for a moment, and then also put the title of "Miss All over the Sky" on her head.

Looking at the man with the "Husband of the Durian Melaleuca" on his head and the durian Melaleuca with the "Miss the Starry Star" on the screen, I saw a long-sleeved toga, elegant and dusty, and a white dress, elegant and elegant. Floating like immortals, standing together is like a picture scroll.

【Currently】【Freezing Port】Is this the end?What about marriage?What about wedding night?

【Current】【DiShanghai】Yeah, we are still waiting for a bridal chamber. 【Current】【Mantianxing】I want to get married too, but unfortunately there is no such thing in the game for the time being. 【Currently】【Mantianxing】We will get married next time I'll invite you guys sometime... But there's no need to make a bridal chamber [Current] [Ground Shanghai] Next time?

【Current】【Gypsophila】Hey hey hey next time we will get married in real life 【Current】【Unfrozen Port】Are you planning to go abroad to get married?

[Currently] [Gypsophila] Set up a bar in China first, invite parents and friends of both parties, and then fly to the Netherlands to get a marriage certificate, and then go on honeymoon, daughter-in-law, where would you like to spend your honeymoon?

【Currently】【Durian Melaleuca】...don't think too much

【Current】【Gypsophila】Daughter-in-law, you are so indifferent qaq!

Liu Lian forcibly ignored Meng Tangxi's cry.

[Current] [Durian Melaleuca] Your master and I will never come up again, and the account will not be sold [Current] [Ground Shanghai] It's a pity, after all, we are connected in the game [Current] [Durian Thousand Layers] Layer] It's not that we can't meet again, we will contact you on WeChat in the future, and we still have a chance to see you in the next game [Currently] [DiShanghai] Then see you in the next game

After the underground sea and the frozen port disappeared from the current map, Liu Lian poked Mengtangxi.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] The marriage is over, what do you want to do next?

【Private Chat】【Gypsophila】Hmph

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Go through all the maps and see the scenery?

【Private Chat】【Gypsophila】Hmph

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] What's wrong with you?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Huh, the baby is not happy

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Isn't the baby happy?Then let me take you to watch the fireworks, okay?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Huh, okay

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Let's go to see the scenery first, and then watch the fireworks, shall we?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Huh, okay

Liu Lian imagined Meng Tangxi sulking with puffed cheeks on the other side of the screen, and suddenly wanted to reach into the screen and rub Meng Tangxi's head.

The two walked around the map in the game. After they visited all the maps, they came to the small valley where they had practiced before.

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Daughter-in-law, shall I go buy fireworks?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] No, I have it here

Liu Lian got a lot of things from Li Zhi before, including a lot of fireworks.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Come, I'll set off fireworks for you

Liu Lian clicked on the fireworks in the inventory, and soon, colorful fireworks rose in front of the two of them.

On the screen, a man in a toga with long sleeves and a woman in a white dress are snuggling together, and in front of them are fireworks that are constantly blooming.

The fireworks are gorgeous and the scenery is beautiful on a good day.

Like a flower and a beautiful family member, the year seems to flow like water.

The moment the last firework rose, Liu Lian sent a message to Meng Tangxi.

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I told my parents about you, and they want to meet you for a while——

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Really? ! !Father-in-law and mother-in-law want to see me? ! !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Well, next time, let's go to my parents' house for dinner next time [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] I'll go downstairs first and run around twice! ! !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Don't run away, come back to me

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] What other orders does my wife have? ! !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca]... I will move back tomorrow, and I will cook tonight, what do you want to eat?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I will eat whatever my wife cooks! ! !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Then I cook human flesh, do you eat it?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila]...Eat! ! !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I didn't expect you to be such a person, our three views are at odds, goodbye [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] and so on!The development of this plot is wrong qaq!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Just kidding

[Private chat] [Gypsophila]... Wife, wait for me!I will come home early tomorrow morning and come out! ! !

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Don't be so impulsive, you will scare your parents if you suddenly come out of the closet, you have to do things like coming out step by step, boil the frog in warm water, do you understand?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila]... oh

Liu Lian felt that Meng Tangxi's tone seemed a bit reluctant, so he hurriedly asked a few more words. Later, he saw that the time was a bit late, and he was afraid that his parents would be worried if he didn't go back, so he said goodbye to Meng Tangxi, and then Just go offline.

After logging out, he looked at the game icon of "Jianghu" on the computer desktop of the Internet cafe, and suddenly felt a little sad.

Although his gaming career was far from as exciting as in the novel, it still left him with many good memories. He suddenly remembered the player who killed him when he was still a trumpet. It was indirectly contributed to the meeting between him and Meng Tangxi in the game.If he hadn't been killed by that person, maybe he wouldn't have gone to buy an account, if he hadn't bought an account, maybe he wouldn't have met Meng Tangxi...

But Liu Lian didn't think he would not meet Meng Tangxi without that person, because he knew that people who are destined will always meet.

After leaving the Internet cafe, Liu Lian quickly returned home. When he got home, Liu's father and Liu mother were still sitting on the sofa watching TV. When they saw him coming back, they both had expressions of inquiry.

Liu Lian pretended not to see the gossiping eyes of his parents, greeted them, and went to take a bath.

After taking a shower, Liu Lian went back to the room to pack her luggage, and then climbed into bed.

He has been sleeping with Meng Tangxi for the past few days, but now without Meng Tangxi beside him, he actually begins to feel a little lonely.

He tossed and turned on the bed for most of the day, but he always felt that something was missing.

When Liu Lian was tossing and turning, he suddenly heard a text message notification tone on his mobile phone. He touched the mobile phone and saw that it was indeed Meng Tangxi's.

Meng Tangxi: I think you can't fall asleep qaq

Liu Lian smiled lightly, and replied to Meng Tangxi: Then what should I do?I'll sing you a lullaby?

So the next moment, Meng Tangxi's call came.

As soon as Liu Lian picked it up, Meng Tangxi's sticky voice came from over there: "I miss you so much, I miss you so much that I can't sleep at all..."

Liu Lian was afraid that her parents in the living room would hear it, so she lowered her voice and said with a chuckle, "Shall I sing you a lullaby?"

Meng Tangxi snorted sullenly: "...um."

Liu Lian smiled, and really lowered her voice and sang a lullaby to Meng Tangxi: "Be good, baby... Be good, baby... Go to sleep, baby..."

Maybe it was because he lowered his voice very low, and it looked very low and hoarse after passing through the current. Meng Tangxi couldn't help swallowing as he listened.

It was very quiet at Mengtangxi, so the sound of his swallowing was extra loud.

After Liu Lian sang a lullaby, she asked Meng Tangxi with a smile, "...how is it? Can you sleep now?"

After being silent for a while, Meng Tangxi said in a slightly hoarse voice: "It's no wonder I can sleep, I'm more energetic now, especially my brother, he is very energetic now... I want to say hello to you."

Liu Lian smiled: "Then say hello to him for me."

Meng Tangxi said hoarsely: "He said he misses you very much, very, very much."

Liu Lian smiled lowly: "Tell him that I miss him too."

Meng Tangxi's voice became even hoarse: "He wants you to pet his head."

Liu Lian chuckled: "Then you help me touch his head."

After a while, Meng Tangxi let out a muffled snort.

Liu Lian licked her lips: "...what's wrong?"

Meng Tangxi said shyly, "He's drooling with embarrassment."

Liu Lian: "..."

The two got tired of talking on the phone for a while, and finally had to say good night to each other.

Liu Lian said softly, "Good night."

Meng Tangxi reluctantly said: "...good night."

Liu Lian waited for a while: "Why don't you hang up?"

Meng Tangxi groaned, "I'll wait for you to hang up first, and then I'll hang up."

Liu Lian sighed: "Then I'll say three two one, let's hang up together."

"Three, two, one... Good night, see you tomorrow."

Before Liu Lian hung up the phone, she also heard Meng Tangxi's reluctant voice: "...see you tomorrow."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Lian smiled for a while before putting down the phone. Perhaps because of Meng Tangxi's call, he soon fell asleep peacefully.

A night without dreams.

Liu Lian was woken up the next day by a text message from Meng Tangxi.

He touched the mobile phone next to the pillow and found that Meng Tangxi had sent a text message like this: Wife, get up soon~ The sun is going to dry your ass!

Liu Lian silently replied: Good morning.

Soon, Meng Tangxi sent several text messages over again. Liu Lian was afraid that if he and Meng Tangxi continued to chat, the whole morning would pass like this, so he quickly stopped Meng Tangxi and said that he was going to pack his luggage. , the sooner you finish packing, the sooner you can go back.

Sure enough, Meng Tangxi didn't dare to procrastinate any longer, so she reluctantly asked: When will you be back at the soonest?

In fact, Liu Lian's luggage was almost packed, but he still wanted to stay and have another lunch with his parents, so he replied to Meng Tangxi: May or [-] in the afternoon, I will cook for you in the evening.

Reluctantly, Meng Tangxi sent the last text message: Okay, I'll wait for you to come back at home.

Liu Lian spent the whole morning packing up the last bit of luggage, then he had lunch with Liu's father and Liu mother, and chatted with the two elders for a while, and finally he was in Liu's father and Liu mother's "children's big mistake" "Liu", "the water poured out by the married son" and other gratified and complicated eyes, dragged the suitcase and left.

It was still very early when Liu Lian returned to the community where he and Meng Tangxi lived. In the elevator, he hesitated whether to tell Meng Tangxi that he was back immediately, but in the end he decided not to.

He was going to knock on the door of Meng Tangxi's house after he finished making dinner, to surprise Meng Tangxi.

So after Liu Lian returned home and put down his luggage, he went downstairs to a nearby supermarket to buy a lot of vegetables, and then went home and started cooking.

Liu Lian spent several hours cooking a sumptuous meal, and finally he specially ordered a bowl of egg noodles for Meng Tangxi, which was filled with a large handful of coriander.

After he finished his busy work, he took a look, only to find that he had cooked seven or eight dishes without paying attention. He and Meng Tangxi would definitely not be able to finish so many dishes in one night... It seems that he and Meng Tangxi have to spend the past two days. Had leftovers.

Liu Lian scratched his face with his hand and sighed.

Then he took off his apron, turned around and knocked on the door of Meng Tangxi's house.

Liu Lian rang the doorbell for a long time, and he even quickly thought about what he was going to say to Meng Tangxi later, but no one in the room came to answer the door.

Liu Lian couldn't help being a little puzzled, he thought that Meng Tangxi was asleep and didn't hear the doorbell, so he took out his mobile phone and called Meng Tangxi.

But something even stranger happened——Meng Tangxi's cell phone was turned off.

Liu Lian thought there was something wrong at first, so he called Meng Tangxi more than a dozen times, but the mechanical female voice was still repeated over and over again: "The user you dialed has shut down... "

He froze for a long time before turning around and returning to his home.

Looking at the sumptuous meal on the table, Liu Lian couldn't help frowning.

Where did Meng Tangxi go without saying a word?

He looked up at the time and found that it was not yet six o'clock, so he sat down at the dining table and planned to wait a little longer.

In this way, Liu Lian waited from six o'clock to seven o'clock, then from seven o'clock to eight o'clock, and then from eight o'clock to nine o'clock...

At 09:30, the doorbell suddenly rang outside the living room.

Liu Lian frowned, turned around and opened the door: "Where did you go? Why did you come back so late?"

As soon as he opened the door, the sound stopped abruptly.

The people outside the door were not Meng Tangxi, but Meng Wanfeng who had met him once, and Meng Tangxi's Xiao Qingmei, the girl named Yiyi.

Yiyi was still a little embarrassed when facing Liu Lian, Meng Wanfeng smiled at Liu Lian first: "Sorry, I'm not my brother, I let you down."

When Liu Lian came back to his senses, the two girls smiled indifferently: "What's the matter?"

Meng Wanfeng turned to look at Yiyi, saw Yiyi smiling at her, then turned to Liu Lian and said, "It's actually like this, my brother went home today."

Liu Lian suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart: "He went home? Why did he go home?"

Meng Wanfeng sighed: "He came home and came out, and he told his parents that he likes men and has someone he wants to be with for the rest of his life... My father was very angry, although my mother and I stopped me Beat him up, but my brother is now locked up by my father, and his computer and mobile phone have also been confiscated. My father wants him to reflect on himself, and it is estimated that he will be locked up for several days."

Liu Lian never expected that Meng Tangxi would actually say that the wind is the rain, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

"Because my dad knew that I knew about my brother and you a long time ago, and he was very angry that I didn't report the news. He was afraid that I would inform you two, and he wouldn't let me talk to my brother. Even if I went out, he would interrogate me. It's been a long time, so I just used Yiyi as a shield to go out," Meng Wanfeng smiled again after finishing speaking, "But don't get me wrong, I'm not telling you this because I like you as a sister-in-law, but because my brother Protect me, I just can't bear to see him sad."

Liu Lian paused, then laughed: "Anyway, thank you for telling me."

"Don't be too anxious," Meng Wanfeng continued, "Although my father has a hot temper, he is actually very soft-hearted. He is not willing to torture my brother. My mother and I will try to persuade him more these two days. You Just wait for a few days."

Liu Lian forced a smile: "Okay, thank you."

After Meng Wanfeng and Yiyi left, Liu Lian stood at the door in a daze for a long time before turning back to the dining table.

The sumptuous meal on the table had long since gone cold, and the bowl of coriander egg noodles he had specially served to Meng Tangxi had long since swelled out of shape and became a lump, making people lose their appetite just looking at it.

Liu Lian sighed, and sat down to take two mouthfuls of the dishes. The dishes were completely cold, and they didn't taste like cooked food at all, only a strange taste.

He was not in the mood to heat up the rice at all, so he forced himself to eat two more mouthfuls of food. After eating half a bowl of rice that tasted like chewing wax, he put down the bowl and chopsticks, intending to cheer up and clean up the house first.

After all, Liu Lian hadn't lived at home for a while. Although there were no major changes in the house, a lot of dust had accumulated in every corner.

He pulled himself together and cleaned the whole house, dragged it again, and then packed all the things in his suitcase and put them in order...

By the time Liu Lian finished his busy work, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, and it started to rain outside the window.

This day is about to pass.

He looked at the time, and suddenly a thought flashed through his mind - he and Meng Tangxi would not see each other for a whole day soon.

But soon, he secretly laughed at his hypocrisy in his heart... Could it be that he and Meng Tangxi have been together for a long time, and even this has to be infected?

Thinking of Meng Tangxi, Liu Lian couldn't help but recount that guy's shortcomings in his heart. He is arrogant, awkward, narcissistic, hypocritical and likes to pretend to be pitiful, and his IQ goes offline from time to time... If he had changed someone else, he would have been I have been blacklisted in my heart, but who made Meng Tangxi so handsome?

Every time he wanted to get angry, he lost all anger when he saw Meng Tangxi's face, and every time Meng Tangxi used that face to act like a spoiled child at him, there was nothing he could do.

……

By the time Liu Lian finished his daze, it was already 11:30, and the rain outside the window was getting heavier and heavier.

It seems that Meng Tangxi really won't come...

He sighed, and finally made up his mind to start clearing the table. He didn't touch the big meal at all, and it seemed that it could only be stuffed into the refrigerator... As for the bowl of coriander that was completely mushy The egg noodles seemed to have to be thrown away.

Just when Liu Lian was about to throw the bowl of noodles into the kitchen trash can, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the living room.

At first, Liu Lian thought it was his auditory hallucinations. After he was stunned for a while, he found that the knock on the door still hadn't disappeared, so he quickly turned around to open the door, and Meng Tangxi appeared outside the door, his whole body was wet with clothes. It was soaked through, her black hair was wet, dripping water constantly, and her long eyelashes were also covered with fine raindrops.

It was winter right now, and the temperature dropped sharply at night. Even Liu Lian felt shivering from the cold when he stayed at home, not to mention it was raining heavily outside.

Liu Lian was startled, and quickly pulled Meng Tangxi in, ready to find some dry clothes for Meng Tangxi, but just as he turned around, Meng Tangxi hugged him from behind.

Meng Tangxi hugged Liu Lian from behind, put his chin on Liu Lian's shoulder, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm sorry, we agreed to meet today, but I almost missed the time... Fortunately, I made it."

Liu Lian was silent for a while, then said with a wry smile: "I'm not such a narrow-minded person, you don't need to...let me find you a set of dry clothes to change into."

Meng Tangxi hugged Liu Lian and did not let go: "I almost thought I would never see you again. I came home today and came out. My dad was very angry and locked me in the room. He also confiscated my mobile phone and asked me to come out." Can't call you."

Liu Lian sighed: "I see, your sister came here just now and she told me, why are you so impulsive?"

"Because I don't want to hide it from them," Meng Tangxi buried her face in Liu Lian's neck, "and I think... even if we can't tell the whole world that we are together, we must at least get the approval of both parents.

Liu Lian felt the cold raindrops on Meng Tangxi's body rolling down his neck, and couldn't help shrinking his neck: "I know, but this kind of thing should be done slowly... Forget it, let's not talk about this, I will Find you a suit, have you eaten yet?"

"No," Meng Tangxi's voice became more muffled, "I came out of the closet during lunch today, and my dad locked me up before I had lunch, and at night my dad said he wouldn't let me go unless I confessed my mistake." Dinner... I was right again, why did I admit my mistake? So I refused with great backbone! I just escaped while he was sleeping and lied to my mother that I was going to the toilet. All the money and cards on me were confiscated, and I just wanted to take a taxi without money..."

As soon as Meng Tangxi finished speaking, Liu Lian heard a gurgling sound coming from behind him.

Liu Lian looked back, only to see Meng Tangxi blushing with embarrassment.

"Let me help you find a suit of clothes first, and you go and heat up the food."

At this time, Meng Tangxi also saw the sumptuous meal that was cold on the table.

Liu Lianyun said calmly: "It's just that I accidentally made too much. By the way, the egg noodles are already mushy. Take it and throw it away."

When Meng Tangxi saw the bowl of egg noodles filled with coriander on the table, he was stunned. Liu Lian didn't like coriander at all, so that bowl of noodles must have been specially made for him.

"It's okay," Meng Tangxi said suddenly, "I also like to eat it when it's mushy, and I like to eat mushy noodles."

As he said that, before Liu Lian could react, he picked up the bowl of coriander egg noodles that had been cold and mushy, and ate them in big mouthfuls.

Liu Lian: "..."

Then he was a little dumbfounded: "Even if you want to eat it, at least heat it up first."

"It's okay," Meng Tangxi said without raising his head while chomping on the noodles, "I like to eat cold noodles...this noodles are really delicious!"