What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Meng Tangxi was stunned for a moment, then blinked: "...Really?"

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "Well, I've thought it through."

Meng Tangxi stayed still for a while, then suddenly hugged Liu Lian, and then kissed him hard on the cheek.

Liu Lian: "...Go brush your teeth!"

When the two finally parted, they were a little reluctant to part, but Liu Lian had to go home to pack his luggage, so the two had no choice but to bid farewell.

Before parting, Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi's reluctant face, and couldn't help but smile: "It's not parting for life and death, why this expression, I just go back and pack my luggage, we will meet soon. "

Meng Tangxi still looked reluctant: "But we still won't see each other for a few days." They were just together, why are they going to separate so soon?

Liu Lian reached out and poked Meng Tangxi's slightly bulging cheek: "You can still send WeChat or click buttons."

Meng Tangxi still looked at her cheeks: "But I can't see your real person, I can't touch you, and I can't even kiss you."

Liu Lian stretched out her hands and grabbed Meng Tangxi's cheeks on both sides and rubbed them: "I'll go home today and pack my luggage, and I'll move back tomorrow."

Only then did Meng Tangxi's expression soften a little, but there was still a deep sense of reluctance in his eyes: "Then I'll wait for you at home tomorrow."

Liu Lian paused, then laughed: "...Okay, then I'm leaving."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "See you tomorrow."

Liu Lian smiled: "See you tomorrow, I'll be leaving first."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "Well, why don't you leave?"

Liu Lian: "...how can I leave if you don't let me go?"

His gaze silently turned to his wrist, which was being held so tightly that he couldn't even shake it off.

Meng Tangxi looked dumbfounded: "Why is my hand holding yours by itself? It's so disobedient! Let me teach it a lesson! Oh no, it doesn't seem to obey..."

Liu Lian silently looked at Meng Tangxi, who was adding roles to herself, and felt that it was a pity that this guy didn't become an actor. Even if it was a trick, he probably could have more chicken legs in the lunch box than other groups.

After Meng Tangxi bowed her head and "taught" his disobedient hands, she raised her head and said to Liu Lian pretending to be distressed: "It said it would not let go unless you give me a kiss."

Liu Lian looked around at the busy street, and coldly rejected Meng Tangxi: "No."

Meng Tangxi looked aggrieved: "We will be separated soon, can't you even give me a parting kiss?"

Liu Lian was serious: "There are too many people here, and we are not foreigners."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "We can pretend that we are foreigners."

Liu Lian: "Pretend not to come, it doesn't look like it at all, okay?"

The next moment, before Liu Lian could react, Meng Tangxi grabbed her wrist and dragged her into an alley.

This is a narrow and gloomy alley, with residential buildings on both sides, and a green leather trash can full of household garbage at the end.

Before Liu Lian opened his mouth to ask Meng Tangxi what he wanted to do, Meng Tangxi had already explained it with actions, because the next moment, he lifted Liu Lian's chin with his hand and kissed it.

Meng Tangxi had just eaten a mint candy, and there seemed to be a hint of sweetness in his mouth. After Liu Lian's teeth were pried open by him, he felt that his whole body was overwhelmed by his fresh breath.

Ever since he got rid of his identity as a magician, Meng Tangxi's whole demeanor has changed. Now he is almost like a human-shaped hormone jet, exuding a strong courtship aura all over his body, and he is extremely coquettish.

After being kissed by Meng Tangxi for a while, Liu Lian began to feel that her legs were a little soft.

Obviously the one who ate the mints was Meng Tangxi, but Meng Tangxi felt that Liu Lian's mouth was much sweeter than his own at this time, he sucked desperately into Liu Lian's mouth, and after a while, he reluctantly let go of Liu Lian .

When the lips of the two were slightly separated, a clear silver thread could be seen. Not only Liu Lian blushed, but even Meng Tangxi felt a little embarrassed.

Meng Tangxi looked down at his daughter-in-law who was dazed by his kiss, and saw Liu Lian's eyes were a little dazed, his face was flushed, and the corners of his mouth were moist, his eyes darkened suddenly, wishing to rub Liu Lian into his arms Here, kiss Liu Lian from head to tail, all over Liu Lian's body, leaving his own marks on every part of Liu Lian's body, especially the deepest part of his body...

He wanted to brand Liu Lian's body and soul...

Unfortunately, not yet.

When Meng Tangxi thought that he would not be able to see his wife for a whole day, his heart broke immediately.

Sadly, he lowered his head and kissed the corner of Liu Lian's lips. While stroking Liu Lian's lips with his own, he said reluctantly, "Remember to send me a message to report your safety when you get home, and keep your phone turned on 24 hours a day. , so that I can contact you at any time."

Liu Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Understood, you don't have to be so nervous, I'm just going home, not going abroad."

Meng Tangxi hesitated for a moment: "Why don't I go back with you? It's better to meet my father-in-law and mother-in-law sooner, anyway, we will meet sooner or later."

Liu Lian was a little speechless when she said to Meng Tangxi that the wind is the rain's ability to act: "Even if you have to see them sooner or later, you have to give me time to talk to them first. If you suddenly follow me to the door, you will scare them."

Before, he only told his mother that he was going on a trip, but when he came back, he suddenly had an extra boyfriend and even came to him directly. Even if his parents were more open-minded, it would definitely be difficult to accept for a while.

Meng Tangxi also understood this reason, so she could only sigh: "Okay, then I will go with you to meet my father-in-law and mother-in-law next time."

Liu Lian smiled: "Yes."

...Wait, something seems wrong? !

Meng Tangxi chuckled: "The ugly son-in-law always wants to see his father-in-law and mother-in-law, do you think my father-in-law and mother-in-law will like me?"

Liu Lian: "...Go away, don't call me father-in-law and mother-in-law."

Meng Tangxi had a cheeky face: "Then I'll call my parents directly?"

Liu Lian was expressionless: "Just call uncle and aunt."

Meng Tangxi was a little dissatisfied: "How can I do that? It's too close!"

Liu Lian gave him a sideways look: "You will scare your parents if you call your parents right after you arrive at the door." You must proceed step by step, step by step.

Only then did Meng Tangxi agree aggrievedly: "Okay, take your time."

In the end, Liu Lian was forced to "actively" kiss Meng Tangxi, and Meng Tangxi let go of the wrist he had been holding so tightly, and was able to leave the alley.

When Liu Lian came home, it happened to be lunch time in the afternoon. When he entered, Mother Liu was busy in the kitchen.

After putting down the suitcase, Liu Lian walked into the kitchen, wanted to change his words several times but hesitated.

"You're back, is City B fun?" Mama Liu asked without looking back while chopping vegetables.

Liu Lian smiled: "It's quite fun."

Mother Liu was a little surprised: "In the past, you rarely went out for a trip, and every time you lacked interest, it seems that this trip to City B is really fun?"

Liu Lian smiled and said nothing, and rolled up her sleeves to help Mother Liu.

With the help of Liu Lian, Mama Liu cooked a sumptuous meal. After Liu Lian helped Mama Liu to fill up the chicken soup, Mama Liu wiped her hands on the apron and looked at Liu Lian: "Why did you spend the whole night? If you have a preoccupied look, just talk about it if you have anything to say."

Sure enough, knowing his son is more like his mother, Liu Lian gave a wry smile, took a deep breath, considered his choice of words, and told the story between him and Meng Tangxi...including the misunderstanding between him and Meng Tangxi back then, and the reunion many years later , Finally, he casually mentioned that he was going to move back.Of course, he omitted the part about them exchanging bodies. After all, exchanging bodies is so unscientific that even he himself can't believe it.

Mother Liu quietly listened to her son's words, and then she came back to her senses: "So now you two...are already together?"

Liu Lian lowered his eyes, touched the rosewood ring on his hand, and nodded: "...Mmm."

Mother Liu suddenly smiled: "It's a good thing that you got a boyfriend, why do you still have a heavy expression?"

Liu Lian looked up at Mother Liu. He had been very uneasy before. After all, he dropped out of school in embarrassment, and Meng Tangxi had something to do with it. He knew that his parents' hatred for "that person" was no less than his own. Meng Tangxi was not the culprit who directly caused him to drop out of school. In the eyes of his parents, he might also be the bastard who caused him to "go astray".

So he had been hesitant to reveal that Meng Tangxi was "that person" back then. He didn't want Meng Tangxi's image to be greatly reduced before he met his parents, but he didn't want to lie to his parents.

Mother Liu seemed to know what Liu Lian was thinking, she laughed: "Since what happened back then was just a misunderstanding, and now the misunderstanding has been resolved, I don't think there is any need to hold on to it."

Liu Lian was a little surprised, he didn't expect his mother's reaction to be so calm: "Mom..."

Mother Liu glared at Liu Lian: "Could it be that in your eyes, I am such an unreasonable person?"

Liu Lian couldn't laugh or cry: "Of course not."

Mother Liu sighed: "Although it's hard for me to accept it for a while, it's your freedom to fall in love with whom you want. Even your father and I don't want to interfere with you. I can only give you some advice... so We have not seen you take the initiative to fall in love for many years, and always thought that you would not be able to come out, now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, you are willing to come out, willing to take the initiative to fall in love, we are too happy to be too late."

Liu Lian was a little moved when he heard the words: "Mom..."

"And I can see that you still like him very much." Mother Liu winked at Liu Lian, "Before you moved back suddenly, you said that you missed us, but it was actually because of him, right? It's because of him that you moved back, right?"

Liu Lian blushed immediately: "...Actually, I don't really like it." Was he that obvious?

"Okay, okay," Liu's mother saw the son's appearance, and knew that he was completely defeated. "If you have time, let him come over and have a meal with us. Let us get to know him first."

Liu Lian smiled: "Well, good."

Mother Liu sighed: "It's a pity that my son is so stupid that he fell into the same pit twice."

Liu Lian: "..."

Before eating, Father Liu came back.

After he washed his hands and sat down at the dining table, he saw Mama Liu's expression of relief but a little bit of sadness, and he couldn't help but asked in doubt, "What's wrong?"

Mother Liu sighed: "The pigs that our family has raised for more than [-] years have finally been overtaken by other people's pigs."

Liu Lian who just came out of the kitchen: "..."

After eating, Liu Lian turned on the computer, typed for a while, and updated a chapter.

After the update, he ran to look at the comment area, and immediately found a lot of rewards from Meng Tangxi. Suddenly, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but click on the button, and poked Meng Tangxi on the button.

Durian Melaleuca: Do you have too much money?

Silly roe deer: Daughter-in-law, you finally have a thick line!I thought you were missing!I thought you were kidnapped!I was so scared that I almost called the police!

Durian Melaleuca: ... Don't make up so many messy things in your head. Silly roe deer: What about reporting safety as soon as you return home?

Durian Melaleuca: Well, I was wrong, but don’t tip me anymore Silly roe deer: Why? !I want the whole world to know that my daughter-in-law's writing has been contracted by me!

Durian Melaleuca: You are stupid, you throw so much money at me, I can only share half of it, and the remaining half is from the website, you might as well pay me directly in the card Stupid roe deer: But we will live together by then After that, my card is all under your control. What's the point of transferring money from your card to your card?

Durian Melaleuca: Wait, why should I manage your card for you?

Silly roe deer: This is how my family works together!My dad is responsible for making money to support the family, and my mother is responsible for managing the family's money. Durian Melaleuca: I'm not your mother!

Silly roe deer: You are the mother of my future child

Thousands of durians: ... Sorry, I'm a man, no matter how many times you, I can't give birth to a child stupid.Hate!I'm blushing!

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Silly roe deer: Ahem, the child's problem, it's okay!It's time for us to adopt one!

Durian Melaleuca: Do you think this is a novel? How easy is it to adopt a child?Wait, no, digressing, don't tip me in the future, why don't you save the money and treat me to a good meal? Silly roe deer: Okay!Whatever my daughter-in-law says is what she says!

Liu Lian smiled helplessly, and checked Weibo again.

Many authors who he followed on Weibo posted group photos of the author conference, but of course he was not included in these group photos. He casually looked at a few group photos, and suddenly saw an author tweeting that a certain author was a handsome guy , obviously you can rely on your appearance to make a living, but you have to rely on your talent to make a living. A group photo is also attached.

Liu Lian clicked on it, and found that the author's so-called handsome guy had a decent appearance at best, far from a handsome guy, not even one-tenth of Meng Tangxi's... But the comments under that Weibo They all agree with what the author said.

Liu Lian was stunned for a moment. Could it be that he had been looking at Meng Tangxi for so long that his eyes were spoiled?He couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly.

Liu Lian continued to scroll down, and then he came across the Weibo that Meng Tangxi had just posted. Meng Tangxi posted a lot of photos of him with other cosers, and also reposted photos of other cosers or Mi Fensi's hair. Whether it was his own photo or someone else's back photo, Liu Lian looked at it for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion - as expected, Meng Tangxi is the most handsome.

He looked at Meng Tangxi's graceful appearance in Taoist robes in those photos, and couldn't help but right click and save those photos.

Liu Lian thought for a while, and sent Meng Tangxi another QQ message.

Melaleuca Durian: You really don't plan to continue playing "Jiang Hu"?

Silly roe deer: You don’t want to play anymore, it’s not interesting for me to play alone Durian Melaleuca: I think you look handsome when you’re wearing Chongxuguan Taoist robes Silly roe deer: Do you like it?I'll show you what I'll wear next time when we have something to do, Durian Melaleuca:  …

Silly roe deer: But you reminded me of one thing, before we leave the game, let's go up again and get married, that dead hacker actually divorced our marriage!Stealing kills the whole family!

Durian Melaleuca: It’s so troublesome, do I have to download the game again just to get married?

Silly roe deer: No trouble at all!Just go to an Internet cafe!This is proof of our love!

Durian Melaleuca: ...Okay

Liu Lian looked at the time and it was still early, and he knew that there was an Internet cafe nearby, which was not too far away, so he put on his clothes, took his wallet, key and mobile phone and went out.

Before he went out, Liu's father and Liu's mother were sitting on the sofa watching the news broadcast. They were a little surprised to see Liu Lian going out. Liu Lian said calmly, "I just ate too much, so I went out and walked around to digest it."

After going out, Liu Lian went straight to the nearby Internet cafe.

The computer in the Internet cafe did have the game "Jianghu". After he logged in to the game, he soon received a private message from Meng Tangxi.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Daughter-in-law!You finally came!I miss you so much!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Well, isn't your equipment stolen and sold?Why are you back again?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] In order to marry you handsomely, I bought a new suit!handsome or not!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca]...

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Do you have too much money to spend?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] This is the only way to realize that I really love you!And we are getting married just once in this life, of course we have to be serious!Of course, we can get married again in reality, which country do you want to go to?how about the netherlands

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Aren't you already married for the second time?A second marriage can't be more grand than a first marriage [Private chat] [Gypsophila] Damn it!How could it count last time?Of course it didn't count last time!I don't like that person again!It's just that he happened to take the same game name as your screen name!

Seeing Meng Tangxi's aggrieved explanation for a long time, Liu Lian shook his head and smiled.

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I'm not blaming you, I'm not that narrow-minded, I just want you to be okay and don't waste money. In the past, for Meng Tangxi's behavior of a local tyrant, he would at most complain in his heart It's like "people get money as fast as they are stupid", but now that this local tyrant belongs to him, of course he has to take good care of it.

Buying a suit of equipment just to get married once in the game, is this too much money?After all, the two of them will not count as playing this game in the future, and Meng Tangxi will definitely not sell the number to others, and this equipment can only be worn once after buying it...

Meng Tangxi originally thought his wife was angry with him, and felt very uneasy in his heart, but after knowing that his wife was teaching him a lesson, he suddenly felt a little flustered.

This reminded him of every time his mother taught his father about wasting money, with such a generation, he suddenly felt a little elated.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Well, next time I will ask my wife for your opinion before I spend money recklessly!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca]... Now that you know it's a waste of money, chop your own hands!Do you still need to ask me?

At this moment, Liu Lian suddenly received a private message from Xia Hai.

[Private Chat] [Ground Shanghai] Mistress, are you here?Master is here?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Well, he insists on getting married to me before leaving the game, there is nothing I can do about him [Private Chat] [Ground Shanghai] I think you are enjoying it, Mrs. Mistress [Private Chat] [ Durian Melaleuca]...Is it that obvious?

[Private chat] [Ground Shanghai] I also asked my wife to play games, but he plays a male account and cannot get married. Can we go and watch your wedding?

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Of course, you can come

After Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi said that his apprentice and his apprentice's daughter-in-law wanted to come and watch, although Meng Tangxi was a little unhappy that their world was disturbed, Xia Hai was his nominal apprentice after all, so he could only reluctantly agree. .

Soon, the four of them met in front of Yuelao Temple.

Liu Lian silently looked at the male account named Budonggang next to Shanghai, and couldn't help asking a question on the current channel.

[Current] [Durian Melaleuca] Apprentice, does your wife have anything to do with that famous cv Unfrozen Port?

Unfrozen Gang is a very famous cv, even people like Liu Lian who have never been in the online game industry have heard of it. He is an authentic master. In comparison, Freezing Port is very low-key, except for the Internet, there is basically no news about him elsewhere.At the same time, both the underground sea and the non-freezing port are super gods in the online distribution circle, with equal status and many Mifensi, but they have never cooperated, and they don't even follow each other on Weibo. It is said that their relationship is not Not so good, and the two sides are often compared. Later, the underground sea gradually developed into a three-dimensional and the ice-free port still sticks to the two-dimensional. Many people think that the ice-free port is not as good as the underground sea.

Of course, Liu Lian doesn't think that Freeze-free Port is not as good as the underground sea if it doesn't develop into the three-dimensional dimension. It's just that their ambitions are different.

However, Liu Lian always thought that the relationship between the underground sea and the ice-free port was not good, just like most people thought—they believed that their kings did not see their kings.

[Currently] [Unfrozen Port] Reporting to my wife, I am an Unfrozen Port [Currently] [Shanghai] Well, my wife is an Unfrozen Port [Current] [Durian Melaleuca]...

【Current】【Gypsophila】Who is Unfrozen Port?

【Current】【Durian Melaleuca】I always thought that your king didn't see the king, it didn't matter that you fell in love with each other and killed each other. I fell in love with [Currently] [Unfrozen Hong Kong] Mistress, I like your voice very much, are you interested in playing online match with me?

【Current】【Gypsophila】What's the situation now?

[Currently] [Durian Melaleuca] It’s not quite a network matching master, but it’s actually my Mifensi... Let me think about it [Currently] [Unfrozen Port] Think about it slowly, anyway, I already have your mother-in-law’s QQ number and I have a mobile phone number, you can come to me anytime [Current] [Global Shanghai] What should I do if my daughter-in-law hooks up with other men in front of me?

[Currently] [Gypsophila] Daughter-in-law, aren't we here to get married qaq?