What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Meng Tangxi is simply an expert at ruining the atmosphere!

Liu Lian's heart was full of emotion, but it was destroyed to nothing left.

Meng Tangxi held his face and rubbed it, depressed and hurt... At this moment, he really wanted to post a post on the forum, what should I do if my daughter-in-law always likes domestic violence against me but I don't want to fight back?Wait online!Very urgent!

"Don't rub it, be careful that the more you rub, the more swollen your face will become," Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi who was rubbing his face with both hands, and silently gave him a shameless and cute hat, and then said coolly, "Okay Now, go to sleep."

Meng Tangxi rubbed her face again, and then said sullenly: "It's still early, I'm not sleepy yet."

"Whatever you want, I'm a little sleepy," Liu Lian yawned while talking, "Then I'll go to sleep first."

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's teary-eyed and dazed expression after he finished yawning, and was immediately poked by his wife's cute spot, and couldn't help but lower his voice and say, "Okay, you go to bed first."

Liu Lian rubbed his eyes and lay down. He was originally a weak homeboy with poor physical strength. Today, he spent a day surfing along Mengtang River, and after walking for so long, he ran to row a boat. His physical strength was already exhausted. After taking a shower, he started to feel sleepy...

Meng Tangxi noticed that Liu Lian had closed his eyes, so he planned to sneak a kiss, but just as his head was getting lower and lower, the next moment, Liu Lian suddenly opened his eyes and sat down abruptly. stand up.

Liu Lian was terribly sleepy, but just as he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly remembered that he had just slid his hand to like Meng Tangxi's Weibo, and his whole body was frightened. , quickly opened his eyes and sat up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Meng Tangxi's magnified handsome face and pursed mouth were in front of him. As soon as he sat up, he bumped into Meng Tangxi head-on without warning.

After a muffled sound, Meng Tangxi rubbed his hurt chin, teary and aggrieved: "What are you doing... hit me suddenly... It hurts!" Even if Liu Lian didn't want his kiss anymore, There's no need to hit him so hard!This is domestic violence!

Liu Lian also held his aching forehead: "You are the one! Why did you come over all of a sudden!" He was unprepared just now, and as soon as he sat up, he bumped into Meng Tangxi's chin, and the pain made him tear up. fell out.

"There must be a goodnight kiss between couples!" Meng Tangxi puffed up his chest confidently, but when he saw Liu Lian's eyes flushed, he immediately began to feel distressed again, "Does it hurt? Do you want me to rub it? Or Blow it?"

Then, before Liu Lian could react, he stretched out his hands to hold Liu Lian's face, first carefully rubbed Liu Lian's slightly red forehead, and then puffed up his cheeks and blew.

Liu Lian originally disliked Meng Tangxi's naive behavior, but when he saw Meng Tangxi's face, he immediately couldn't say anything disgusting.

After Meng Tangxi finished blowing, he leaned over and kissed Liu Lian on the forehead, and then heaved a sigh of relief: "Okay, I'm fine."

Feeling the soft touch on his forehead, Liu Lian suddenly felt a little hot on his face, but the next moment, Meng Tangxi blinked at him, and then pointed to his chin: "Now it's your turn. "

Liu Lian: "..."

He paused, and finally lost to Meng Tangxi's expectant eyes, stretched out his hand and rubbed it perfunctorily twice.

"What about blowing and kissing?" Seeing that Liu Lian stopped rubbing her hand, Meng Tangxi felt a little unhappy.

Liu Lian was interrupted by Meng Tangxi, and almost forgot to like it. Fortunately, he glanced at the mobile phone from the corner of his eye, and quickly slapped Meng Tangxi's big face, and quickly picked up the mobile phone Open Weibo.

Meng Tangxi thought the atmosphere was pretty good at first, but the next moment he saw Liu Lian pick up his phone, he became unhappy, and hurried over to see which little bitch stole his wife's attention.

As soon as Liu Lian opened Weibo, he was immediately taken aback by the once again skyrocketing comments and private messages from Aite. He swiped his hand to open the private message, and immediately the people who saw the homepage of his private message were all asking him about Mantian Xingwei. Is the man in Bo's photo really him?

No matter how dull Meng Tangxi was, he began to realize that something was wrong at this moment. He asked Liu Lian in a daze, "Did you post something just now?" Could it be that the daughter-in-law is going to disclose her relationship with him?

Liu Lian looked up at the ceiling, and sighed: "I didn't post anything, I just accidentally swipe my hand to like your Weibo."

Meng Tangxi was dumbfounded: "It sounds so familiar..."

"Because you just swiped to like someone else's Weibo before," Liu Lian sighed again, "It's still a long Weibo distributed by cp rice." Could it be that he and Meng Tangxi have been together for a long time, so his IQ is also low? Pulled low?Is the attribute of being stupid and cute contagious?

Meng Tangxi quickly remembered it too. He rubbed the back of his head and smirked with a blushing face: "We are really a couple." I didn't expect his daughter-in-law to have such a stupid and cute side!She really deserves to be his daughter-in-law!

What a stupid couple!

Liu Lian quickly canceled the likes he had just given to Meng Tangxi, but because he had a lot of points, and because Meng Tangxi added a lot of CP points recently, many people must have discovered that he gave Meng Tangxi that Liked this Weibo post, maybe someone else took a screenshot.

It is also impossible for him to explain anything on Weibo. He can't say that he liked Meng Tangxi because of his hand slippery. He was the one who liked Meng Tangxi's Weibo. If the former or the latter was said to be hand slipping, some people might believe it, but if two people slipped at the same time, even Liu Lian himself would not believe it.

Unless these two people are stupid together, although it is true in fact, Mi Fensi definitely doesn't believe it.

Of course, the most important thing is that although Liu Lian didn't want to come out in a high-profile manner and make his relationship with Meng Tangxi known to everyone, he didn't want to deceive Mi Fensi either. Firstly, he didn't like lying out of conscience. Lying is always at the risk of being exposed. If someone finds out that they are indeed a couple, then his explanation now is simply a slap in the face. In order to prevent his future self from being slapped swollen by his current self, he decided to Continue to choose silence.

Meng Tangxi also swiped Weibo with his mobile phone. During the process of swiping Weibo, his expression changed again and again, and he smirked and snorted for a while.

"Hey, this Mi Fensi actually said that you and I have good looks and talents, and we are a perfect match! What a vision!"

"Hmph! This guy actually said that I am useless except for my looks and I am not worthy of the durian god? Pooh!"

"Hey, this Mifensi said that she is very happy that her two favorite male gods are together, so tasteful!"

"Hehe, this guy actually said that we are hyping up and selling rot? My wife and I are in a relationship and still hype? Get lost!"

……

So when Liu Lian looked up after scrolling through Weibo, she saw Meng Tangxi's displeased face, almost writing "I'm not happy" on his face.

"What's wrong?" Liu Lian raised an eyebrow.

Meng Tangxi looked displeased: "Someone actually said that we are selling rot to steal rice! Do we still need to sell rot? Hmph!"

Liu Lian smiled disapprovingly: "Are you unhappy because of this?"

"No matter how others slander me, I don't care, but they dare to slander you," Meng Tangxi snorted sullenly, he hesitated for a while, looked up at Liu Lian, with a serious face, "or we will make our relationship public Bar?"

Liu Lian smiled: "There's no need to be upset because of some unimportant people. As for the public relationship...let's let nature take its course." , rarely interacts with other singers, and rarely participates in singing activities. Usually, no one pays attention to him except for his Mifensi, and almost no one outside the circle has heard of him, but Meng Tangxi is different. She is so coquettish as a social butterfly, not only has a large number of coser friends, but also knows many friends from different circles.

Liu Lian could imagine that if he and Meng Tangxi really made it public, his attention would definitely increase exponentially. After all, he was only "slightly" related to Meng Tangxi now, and those who were catching wind and shadow came to pay attention to him There are already so many Mifensi that it makes his scalp tingle. He can't imagine how many people will come to follow him after hearing the news when he and Meng Tangxi make their relationship public. At that time, his Weibo What will happen in the comment area.

He just wants to sing quietly, and doesn't want to be disturbed by messy people.

"Okay," Meng Tangxi replied in a sullen tone. Although he wanted to disclose his relationship with his wife immediately and wanted to show his love to her in a fair and aboveboard way, as a good husband, the most important thing is to respect him. The wish of the daughter-in-law, "...then let's not make it public."

Liu Lian felt that Meng Tangxi was still unhappy, so he could only smile and try to divert Meng Tangxi's attention: "You want to make it public so much, aren't you afraid that you will lose your points after you make it public?"

"Just drop it. Those who leave so easily are definitely not true love Mi Fen. I don't care whether they love me or not," Meng Tangxi snorted softly, and glanced at Liu Lian again, "I only care whether a person loves me or not." love me."

Liu Lian lowered his eyes and smiled, he couldn't help reaching out and rubbing Meng Tangxi's head: "Since this is the case, you don't need to care what they say anymore, you just need to care about me alone." Meng Tangxi's The hair was very soft and fluffy, and it felt good to the touch, so he couldn't help touching it twice more.

Meng Tangxi blushed and said in a low voice: "How can Xiao Shou rub Xiao Gong's head! I'm going to reverse CP!" Although he said so, his body did not avoid it.

"...Does your chin still hurt?" Liu Lian rubbed it twice, then suddenly asked Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi subconsciously shook his head, but he soon realized that he was used to acting like a baby!He hurriedly nodded his head twice again, and said with aggrieved face, "It hurts so much!"

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi silently and shook his head and nodded again, but he didn't expose it, he just leaned over and blew lightly on Meng Tangxi's chin twice while Meng Tangxi looked expectant.

Seeing that Meng Tangxi's face was gradually turning red, Liu Lian moved closer and put her lips on Meng Tangxi's chin.

Meng Tangxi's face turned red again, and at the same time, she screamed in her heart, ouch!first!The daughter-in-law took the initiative to kiss him!The daughter-in-law still loves him! ...Although it's just the chin!But it doesn't matter!Don't worry about these small details!

Because they were so close, Liu Lian felt as if he could hear Meng Tangxi's clear and vigorous heartbeat, because at this moment, his heart was also beating very fast, as if it would jump out of his chest every minute.

Even though they've done more intimate things, his heart still beats for this little bit of intimacy.

... He knew that he had fallen into the big pit of Mengtangxi in his life.

And fell into the same pit twice.

And he was content with it.

Liu Lian chuckled, then slowly moved her lips up to the corner of Meng Tangxi's mouth.

Then he felt that Meng Tangxi's whole body froze for an instant, he seemed nervous and uncomfortable, and his face turned a little red.

Liu Lian smiled again, then raised his hand to pinch Meng Tangxi's chin, and kissed him. He first touched Meng Tangxi's tight lips with his lips, and then stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick it. Meng Tangxi moistened his lips, and then he tried to pry open Meng Tangxi's teeth with his tongue, but because Meng Tangxi's whole body was in a panic state, not only his mouth was tightly pressed, but even his teeth were clenched tightly.

Liu Lian had no choice but to say, "Idiot, you should open your mouth at this time."

Meng Tangxi was still in a dazed state, but when he was hooked by Liu Lian's deep and hoarse voice, his soul immediately flew out of the nine heavens, and he opened his mouth in a daze subconsciously.

So Liu Lian smoothly inserted his tongue into Meng Tangxi's mouth, and after sweeping wantonly in Meng Tangxi's mouth, hooked the tip of Meng Tangxi's tongue and became lingering.

It was several minutes later that Meng Tangxi came back to his senses. When he came back to his senses, he suddenly found that Liu Lian was actually kissing him on his own initiative!And it's a tongue kiss!He was blown into fireworks again!It's fried colorfully, and it's very beautiful!

But soon, Meng Tangxi became a little distressed again. Although it is a good thing for a daughter-in-law to take the initiative, but——

...Well, I'm so shy.

Sensing Meng Tangxi's awkwardness, Liu Lian lowered his eyes and smiled, and immediately kissed more actively and vigorously, and even stretched out his hands to hook Meng Tangxi's neck.

Then he gently pushed Meng Tangxi back, causing Meng Tangxi to fall on the bed, then he bent down and kissed Meng Tangxi from top to bottom.

After being pushed down for 1 minute, Meng Tangxi finally switched back from the "forced little daughter-in-law" mode. After he realized that he was actually pushed down by his wife, the whole attack suddenly went bad, although the pushover was only Literally means nothing else.

Meng Tangxi switched modes in a second, and he immediately turned his back on the customer, turned over and pressed Liu Lian under him, and then pushed the "front line" back into Liu Lian's mouth.

While sweeping Liu Lian's mouth recklessly, Meng Tangxi rejoiced that she had just brushed her teeth, and the taste in her mouth was refreshing and refreshing...strange!His daughter-in-law obviously uses the same toothpaste as him, so why does it smell so good in her mouth?

Liu Lian was pressed on the bed by Meng Tangxi and kissed for a while. Although he felt that this posture was a bit dangerous, but he was not strong enough to push Meng Tangxi away. Too many, he simply stretched out his hand to hook Meng Tangxi's neck, and responded proactively.

The two kissed passionately for 10 minutes, and when Meng Tangxi looked up, both of them were a little out of breath.

Meng Tangxi's face was very red, he put his hands on both sides of Liu Lian's shoulders, looked down at Liu Lian, with a struggling expression.

Because the two were very close, of course Liu Lian could clearly feel that Meng Tangxi had reacted...but he had also reacted.

Meng Tangxi struggled for a while, but in the end he was overwhelmed by his love for his wife. Liu Lian couldn't bear him now. As a good husband, he couldn't force his wife!

So he got up with difficulty, blushing and said to Liu Lian: "You stay here, I'm going to the toilet." After speaking, he bent his body and trotted towards the toilet in an awkward posture.

Seeing Meng Tangxi rushing into the toilet like an enemy, Liu Lian couldn't help laughing, but after laughing, he also blushed a little.

He suddenly felt that the pit of Meng Tangxi was not bad.

After Meng Tangxi came out of the toilet, Liu Lian was already lying on the bed with her eyes closed.

Meng Tangxi's face was still a little red, but when he saw a few extra balls of tissues in the trash can beside the bed, his face turned even redder.

Before he went into the toilet just now, the trash can was still empty, so it is self-evident what the extra balls of paper towels are for... Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the balls in the trash can Paper towels, a little pity in my heart.

Of course, no matter how idiotic he is, it is impossible for him to pick up the tissue ball and take a look.

Meng Tangxi looked away reluctantly, then climbed onto the bed carefully and lightly.

Probably because of the habit they developed when they swapped bodies and shared the same bed before, Liu Lian used to sleep outside, leaving the inside to Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi knew that he didn't sleep well in the past. Although he couldn't see himself sleeping, every time he got up before, he would either find the pillow under the bed, or the quilt under the bed, or I found myself under the bed... But the strange thing is that in recent days, his sleeping posture at night has improved a lot, what position he was in before going to sleep the day before, and what position he was in when he woke up the next day.

Maybe this is the benefit of exchanging bodies, maybe it's because he subconsciously knows that he will sleep with his wife in the future, so when he sleeps at night, he starts to restrain himself subconsciously, for fear that he will accidentally hurt the people around him .

Of course, even Meng Tangxi himself didn't know the real reason, but he preferred the romantic answer behind.

Meng Tangxi carefully climbed to the inner side of the bed, got into the quilt, and then stretched out his hand to hug his daughter-in-law into his arms.

Liu Lian was already asleep, but he probably subconsciously sensed that Meng Tangxi had gone to bed, and turned over automatically, facing Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi's heart softened immediately, he stared at Liu Lian's sleeping face for a long time, then leaned over blushing, and kissed Liu Lian's cheek.

"Baby, good night."

Then, Meng Tangxi fell asleep with Liu Lian in his arms.

The next day Meng Tangxi woke up very early. When he opened his eyes, he found that Liu Lian was still in his arms, and his heart felt soft again.

He found that Liu Lian buried his whole face in his chest. Although he felt very happy, he was a little afraid that Liu Lian would not be breathing well, so he pushed Liu Lian away a little, and then he saw Liu Lian's face flushed when she was sleeping Suddenly, he was poked fiercely at the cute spot again.

Probably because she was hot from sleep, Liu Lian's face was flushed, her lips were slightly parted, revealing the tip of her red tongue, Meng Tangxi blushed when she saw it, and immediately lowered her head, planning to give her daughter-in-law a romantic kiss. Good morning kiss, wake up my daughter-in-law.

Liu Lian had a dream.

He dreamed about his junior high school days again.

Although he used to have nightmares about junior high school from time to time, but he never dreamed about the previous things during this time.

There is no hurdle in life that cannot be overcome. He knows that this hurdle that has been in his heart for so long can finally pass.

In the dream, he saw himself in junior high school confessing to Meng Tangxi in junior high school. Both teenagers were at a loss and seemed a little shy. In the end, the teenager Meng Tangxi took the letter with an awkward expression, and then he was cold Face said: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't promise you... I just accepted the letter first, went back and thought about it for a few days, and then I will reply to you."

Young Liu Lian opened his eyes in disbelief, but he still smiled shyly: "...I'll wait for your reply."

In reality, he did not wait for the boy's reply in the end.

...It wasn't until ten years later that Liu Lian, who had become a young man, finally waited for the reply that was almost buried in memory.

But in the dream, the boy waited.

In his dream, two teenagers are holding hands, secretly kissing on the roof of the teaching building or in a corner where no one is around, enjoying a young and immature love affair. A university, from youth to youth, from youth to maturity, ten years of life, accompanying each other, is so complete.

However, at this moment, Liu Lian's dream suddenly unfolded.

He suddenly dreamed that he had turned into a pig being raised in a pig shed, and then for some reason, he was being pushed desperately by another pig, pushing and pushing, pushing and pushing...

So Liu Lian finally woke up.

Liu Lian opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Meng Tangxi's magnified handsome face, kissing and kissing, kissing and kissing on his face.

Liu Lian: "..."

He just woke up, and he still hasn't recovered.

When he thought of Huangliang Yimeng just now, he suddenly felt a little dazed.

But it didn't take long for him to realize it, and Meng Tangxi immediately attracted all his attention.

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and Meng Tangxi's face was slapped open: "Don't kiss me before you brush your teeth in the morning!"

Meng Tangxi rubbed his face with his hands, and said in an aggrieved tone, "I just want to wake you up! I'm going back today, I'm afraid you'll oversleep and miss the time..."

I was raped by my wife again!Exhausted!

... When this goes on, when will he be able to revive Fu Gang, qaq?

"And I have no breath..." Meng Tangxi was even more aggrieved.

Liu Lian came back to his senses, sighed, and could only reach out and rub Meng Tangxi's face to show comfort: "Let's go brush our teeth and wash our face, and then go home together."

Meng Tangxi was stunned: "Go home together?"

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "Yes."

Meng Tangxi was dumbfounded again: "We? Together? Go home? Is that what I mean?"

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "Well... I decided to move back."