What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

"Is it really delicious?" Liu Lian frowned as she looked at the bowl of battered noodles.

While burying his head in eating, Meng Tangxi mumbled, "My daughter-in-law's noodles are the best! Even if they're cold, they don't have a flavor!" My love, how could it not be delicious!

It seems that Meng Tangxi is really hungry, Liu Lian looked at the bowl of noodles that made people lose their appetite, and still couldn't laugh or cry: "Even if it is delicious, you should heat it up first, because it is so cold to eat such a cold thing." , be careful of spoiling your stomach."

Meng Tangxi moaned and said: "No, my health is not that bad!" As soon as he finished speaking, he sneezed loudly, Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi sniffed: "..."

Liu Lian had no choice but to smile: "Okay, eat slowly, I'll find you a set of dry clothes first." Then, he turned and went back to the room to find clothes for Meng Tangxi.

He searched for a long time before he found a set of loose long johns. This set of long johns was very warm and comfortable to wear. The only drawback was that the colors were too bright.

This set of autumn clothes and long johns is bright red from the beginning to the end... because it was bought by Liu's mother for him in his birth year last year.

Even Liu Lian himself only wore it once or twice, and he was ready to be complained about by Meng Tangxi about his aesthetics, but when he was brought in front of Meng Tangxi, Meng Tangxi smirked: "You actually It’s so cute in such bright clothes.”

Even a person as calm as Liu Lian, still couldn't help but tremble when Meng Tangxi confuses right and wrong: "...Are you full? Go take a hot bath first, and then change into dry clothes."

Meng Tangxi raised the bowl and drank all the soup at the bottom of the bowl, then smashed it and said, "I'm not full yet! There are so many dishes, let's eat together." The dishes were not touched at all, and when he thought of how his wife missed him so much that he couldn't eat, he felt his heart shrink into a ball.

"You go take a shower and change your clothes first, I'll heat up the food." Liu Lian handed the set of autumn clothes and long trousers to Meng Tangxi, and pushed him to the bathroom, "Be careful of catching a cold, tomorrow you will catch a cold like last time gone."

Feeling Liu Lian's concern, Meng Tangxi's heart was as sweet as honey. He took the set of autumn clothes and long trousers and walked into the bathroom with weak feet.

Liu Lian couldn't help laughing at Meng Tangxi, who was wet all over but had a fluttering expression on his face. Seeing Meng Tangxi's distressed appearance, his original gloomy mood was instantly swept away.

At this time, his stomach also started to growl. After a whole night of work, he realized that he was hungry, so he hummed a little song and picked up the dishes on the table to heat up.

After Meng Tangxi entered the bathroom with the set of long johns in his arms, he first lowered his head and took a deep sniff, then rubbed his face with his face intoxicated, then he rummaged through the clothes with a blushing face, and finally He found a brand new pair of underwear.

It's new underwear!

It's actually new underwear!

Meng Tangxi put down the pair of underwear with a look of disappointment, and buried her face in the suit again.

The temperature at night was very low, not to mention it was raining, he soon sneezed again, so he hurriedly took off his wet clothes while shivering, and went to take a hot bath.

When Liu Lian was still cooking the last dish, Meng Tangxi had already finished his shower and came out of the bathroom. He walked into the kitchen, hugged Liu Lian from behind, and buried his face in Liu Lian's shoulder, deeply Take a deep sniff: "It smells so good..."

Liu Lian smiled: "Is it fragrant? I made it according to the strategy on the Internet. I was not sure about the first time I did it, but now it seems to be quite successful."

Meng Tangxi put his chin on Liu Lian's shoulder and whispered in his ear, "I'm not talking about food, I'm talking about you..."

Liu Lian felt itchy ears, and couldn't help shrinking her neck: "Don't talk nonsense, I've been busy all day, and I haven't showered yet, my body smells like sweat."

Meng Tangxi chuckled: "It doesn't smell like sweat, it's obviously very fragrant...Of course the food is also very fragrant, my wife is the best!"

Liu Lian turned her head and glared at Meng Tangxi: "You glib, hurry up and serve the dishes."

Meng Tangxi chuckled, bowed her head and kissed Liu Lian's ear, and then went out with the hot dishes.

After Liu Lian finished heating the last dish, he also returned to the living room with the dish. As soon as he entered the living room, he saw Meng Tangxi who was wearing a bright red long coat and long trousers eating secretly.

If someone else wore this set of bright red autumn clothes and long johns, it would be absolutely vulgar, but Meng Tangxi has a slender and well-proportioned figure and a very handsome face. Suddenly, he wore the temperament of a famous brand.

Liu Lian almost thought that Meng Tangxi had secretly changed into something else, but after he took a closer look, he found that it was still the familiar bright red color, the familiar formula, the familiar smell... It was just the slightly loose long johns on his body. On Meng Tangxi's body, it turned into slim-fit pants, which perfectly set off Meng Tangxi's long legs, and also revealed a small section of calf and ankle.

Liu Lian: "..."

Are these pants originally so short?

Meng Tangxi didn't seem to notice that Liu Lian had come out, and was still bending over to eat secretly. He picked up a piece of meat with his chopsticks, smashed it in his mouth, and ate it, then licked the tip of the chopsticks with his tongue, and then quickly Put the chopsticks on the bowl opposite him.

Then he put the remaining pair of clean chopsticks on the bowl in front of him, and sat down as if nothing had happened.

Liu Lian: "..."

He silently brought the dishes over and put them on the dining table.

This is a fried shredded pork with coriander, and Meng Tangxi's eyes lit up immediately.

"I've never fried coriander before, so I don't know how to make it delicious. I made it according to the recipe on the Internet. You can try it." Liu Lian smiled. He couldn't stand the smell of coriander before, so He has never cooked with coriander, but since he was with Meng Tangxi, he seems to be able to accept the taste of coriander gradually.

Meng Tangxi quickly took a sip, and then was moved: "It's delicious!"

"Really?" Liu Lian also picked up the chopsticks in front of him and tasted a little, "It seems to be okay."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "You can accept coriander?"

"Maybe I was a little prejudiced against coriander before, but now I let go of my prejudice, it actually feels pretty good." Liu Lian stuck out his tongue and licked the tip of his chopsticks. "It's good to try new things once in a while."

Seeing Liu Lian licking his chopsticks, Meng Tangxi blushed a little.

Liu Lian deliberately pretended not to see it, and licked it a few more times, making a reminiscing expression, and Meng Tangxi's face turned red again.

"Hurry up, why don't you eat? Didn't you just say you were hungry?"

Meng Tangxi blushed and bit the tip of her chopsticks: "Well, I'm hungry, I'll eat now..."

After eating for a while, Liu Lian suddenly said to Meng Tangxi: "I just knocked on your door after cooking, but no one opened the door, and then I called you again, but no one answered. Everything is your prank."

Meng Tangxi froze for a moment with her mouth full of food.

"I thought you were playing with me again," Liu Lian lowered his eyes and chuckled, "so after he got it, he patted his ass and left."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Meng Tangxi's mouth was full of food, neither spit nor vomit, and could only mumble, "Wo loves you so much!"

"I am who I am, what kind of nest I am, what cuteness I want to sell," Liu Lian glared at Meng Tangxi, and then he laughed, "Of course I know it's impossible, how could you devise such a complicated prank with your IQ."

Meng Tangxi hurriedly puffed up her cheeks and nodded violently.

After a while, Meng Tangxi suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"Is it delicious?" Liu Lian couldn't help but reached out and poked Meng Tangxi's bulging cheeks. Seeing Meng Tangxi nodded sharply again, he smiled slightly, "Eat more if it's delicious."

As he spoke, he picked up dishes for Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi ate the food that Liu Lian gave him, and at the same time gave Liu Lian some food.

The two of them just picked up food for each other while eating the food that the other side picked up from their own bowls.

After eating almost, Meng Tangxi smiled contentedly while stroking her stomach: "The dishes you cook are so delicious, I'm so full, my stomach is almost full."

"Is it really round? Let me touch it."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows and reached out to touch Meng Tangxi's stomach.

Meng Tangxi subconsciously sucked in her breath.

"It's okay," Liu Lian smiled, "It's not round."

Meng Tangxi blushed and said, "The position you touched is wrong, go a little lower."

So Liu Lian touched down again: "Here?"

Meng Tangxi continued to blushed and said, "It needs to be a little lower."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, then touched a little further: "Here?"

Meng Tangxi blushed and said, "It needs to be a little lower."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, then touched down a little bit: "Here?"

With a blushing face, Meng Tangxi grabbed Liu Lian's hand, and pressed down again: "Here, touch it."

Liu Lian smiled, and then really stretched out his hand to touch it, but quickly withdrew his hand: "It's over, it's no different from usual."

"Why is there no difference?" Meng Tangxi blushed and snorted, "It must be because you didn't touch it carefully, you should touch it carefully."

Liu Lian gave Meng Tangxi a sideways look: "Where are you going to sleep tonight?"

Meng Tangxi blinked: "Of course I slept with you. My father confiscated the keys to my house. Where can I find someone to open the lock in the middle of the night, and I don't have a mobile phone or money with me, so I can't even stay in a cheap hotel." Wake up, do you want to watch me sleep under the flyover or on a park bench?"

Liu Lian sighed: "Aren't you going to go home and explain to your parents? If you sneak out like this, they will definitely be even more angry."

"But if I go back, they will definitely lock me up again," Meng Tangxi puffed her cheeks. "What if they want to lock me up for the rest of my life? Are you going to be a widow?"

Liu Lian: "...how could your parents imprison you forever?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "You don't know, my father is very fierce. If my mother didn't stop me, he might beat me to death."

Liu Lian shook her head: "How could your father beat you to death? It must be because you didn't talk to him properly."

"I told him well, but he didn't listen at all. As soon as he heard me say that I like men, he immediately got angry." Meng Tangxi looked aggrieved, "He even slapped me so badly My face hurts so much, it must be swollen!"

"Your father beat you?" Liu Lian frowned.

"Slapped." Meng Tangxi pointed to the left side of her face aggrieved, "Look! It must be swollen!"

Liu Lian leaned over and looked at it for a long time: "It's not swollen."

"...The lighting must be bad!"

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi silently, and Meng Tangxi blinked with aggrieved expression.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, so she reached out and touched Meng Tangxi's left cheek, and rubbed it twice again: "Okay, I'm done rubbing, it doesn't hurt now."

"It's not enough," Meng Tangxi snorted softly, "I need a kiss."

After finishing speaking, he took the initiative to close his eyes, pouted and leaned over.

Liu Lian gently patted Meng Tangxi's face away: "I just finished eating, and now my mouth is full of greasy, after brushing my teeth, I will kiss again."

Meng Tangxi immediately said wittily: "It will double in a while! Two kisses... no, three kisses!"

Liu Lian squinted at Meng Tangxi: "Then you can sleep with me tonight, but you have to go home tomorrow and have a good talk with your parents, sit down and talk calmly, you understand?"

Meng Tangxi was silent for a while, then said sullenly: "...Okay."

Liu Lian smiled and rubbed Meng Tangxi's head: "Good boy."

Meng Tangxi moaned in a low voice: "... how can there be a little shou who pats Lao Gong's head every day."

Liu Lian glared at Meng Tangxi again, then stood up and began to clean up the dishes.

Meng Tangxi quickly stood up to help Liu Lian clean up the dishes.

Even when washing the dishes, Meng Tangxi insisted on squeezing into the kitchen to help Liu Lian wash the dishes.

Even when taking a bath, Meng Tangxi insisted on squeezing into the bathroom to help Liu Lian take a bath... Then he was kicked out by Liu Lian.

Meng Tangxi had no choice but to return to Liu Lian's room aggrieved, but he had just walked into Liu Lian's room, and his spirit instantly cheered up again.

He hadn't been to Liu Lian's room for a long time, and it felt like a lifetime away.

Although he hasn't been here for a long time, Liu Lian's room is still the same as the one he has seen before, and it seems that there is no change... But he knows that Liu Lian's room will soon have another owner!Everything in this room will soon become double!

Meng Tangxi chuckled, then threw herself on Liu Lian's bed.

He buried his face in the pillow, and rubbed and rubbed vigorously, rubbing and rubbing.

After rubbing, he took another deep breath of the smell on the pillow, and then he looked intoxicated.

So when Liu Lian returned to his room after taking a shower, he saw Meng Tangxi hugging his pillow and rolling around on his bed, rolling around, rolling over and over, rolling over and over...

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched suddenly: "What are you doing?"

When Meng Tangxi heard Liu Lian's voice, he immediately got up. When he looked up and saw Liu Lian, he was stunned.

Because Liu Lian came out with only a bath towel around her!

He came out with only a bath towel around him!

Liu Lian was wearing nothing but a bath towel around his waist. He had just washed his hair, and the water droplets slid down the ends of his hair, across his cheeks and chin, and landed on his fair and smooth chest.

Because he had just taken a shower, his eyes seemed to be filled with mist, making them look particularly watery.

Meng Tangxi swallowed for a moment.

Could it be that... the daughter-in-law is hinting at him?

That must be a hint!must! !must! ! !

Fuck!So nervous!So nervous!what to do? !

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi who was sluggish on the bed. He didn't speak, but walked straight to the bedside table, bent down and rummaged around, as if he was looking for something.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's looming waistline wrapped in a bath towel, and the rounded lines under the waistline, and suddenly felt a heat in his nasal cavity, and he couldn't help swallowing again.

Fuck!What is the daughter-in-law looking for?Could it be... that what and that what?

Ahh so nervous!I'm so nervous, what should I do? !

Calm down!

Be calm!

do not worry!Just do it like last time!

Meng Tangxi swallowed again, he looked at Liu Lian shyly and expectantly, then he watched helplessly as Liu Lian took out a... hair dryer from the bedside table.

hair dryer?

hair dryer!

At this moment, Meng Tangxi's heart was broken.

He took off his pants, so just show him this? !

...Yes, literally the one with his pants off.

Liu Lian watched Meng Tangxi take off half of his long johns, and was taken aback: "Why are you taking off your trousers?"

Meng Tangxi was very embarrassed: "What are you doing with the hair dryer?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Of course I use the hair dryer to dry my hair, but you, what kind of hooligans are you playing in the middle of the night?"

It's the middle of the night, so I have to play hooligans!

Meng Tangxi yelled in his heart, but he didn't dare to really yell, so he could only put on his pants again aggrieved.

But soon, Meng Tangxi cheered up again: "Let me blow your hair for you!"

Liu Lian nodded, plugged in the hair dryer, and handed it to Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi took the hair dryer, and quickly sat down beside the bed. Then he spread his long legs, patted the vacant space between his legs, and said to Liu Lian, "Sit here!"

Liu Lian immediately raised her eyebrows, but they were already together, so there was nothing to be pretentious about, so she sat between Meng Tangxi's legs openly...

Meng Tangxi screamed twice in his heart, and his daughter-in-law took the initiative to sit on his lap!The daughter-in-law took the initiative to sit on his lap!

...Although there is a little subtle difference!But the details don't matter!

Meng Tangxi was intoxicated for a long time, until Liu Lian asked, "Is it okay?"

Only then did he press the switch of the hair dryer and blow his daughter-in-law's hair.

This was the first time he gave Liu Lian a blowjob, and it was also the first time in his life that he gave someone else a blowjob.

Thinking that he would have countless opportunities to blow Liu Lian's head in the future, he felt so happy that he was about to pass out.

Meng Tangxi held the hair dryer in one hand, and ran through Liu Lian's hair with the other.Liu Lian's hair was very soft, and he became addicted to touching it, so he couldn't help touching it again and again.It wasn't until Liu Lian's hair was almost dry that he reluctantly stopped.

Liu Lian's hair was very short, so she dried it very quickly. At this moment, Meng Tangxi suddenly regretted why Liu Lian didn't grow her hair long, so that he could blow Liu Lian's hair for a while...and touch it for a while.

After growing up, Liu Lian never let others blow his head. This is also the first time he has let others blow his head since he grew up.

Hearing the buzzing sound in his ears, feeling the warm wind above his head, and the gentle fingertips running through his hair, he couldn't help but close his eyes and immerse himself in this moment.

It wasn't until the hair dryer stopped working that he slowly opened his eyes, feeling a little bit sad in his heart.But because he was only wearing a bath towel, he began to feel a little cold, so he stood up and prepared to get dressed.

Just when Liu Lian turned around and was about to take the hair dryer from Meng Tangxi and put it back on the bedside table, his eyes suddenly caught Meng Tangxi's long johns... At this moment, a suspicious hole was stretched out in the crotch of that long johns. radians.

Meng Tangxi also noticed Liu Lian's gaze, and his face flushed immediately: "It's not my fault! Normal men would do this!" The daughter-in-law sat between his legs naked, and normal men would react, but he was a Very normal man.

Meng Tangxi had just blow-dried Liu Lian's hair, and he couldn't help but keep looking down, from Liu Lian's fair neck, to the smooth back, to the slender waistline, and then he had a reaction unconsciously.

... It's all because the mole on Liu Lian's left back is so cute!

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Normal men don't respond to men."

Meng Tangxi blushed and snorted: "It's all your fault for making me abnormal! I was originally a straight man, but you seduced me! It was you who bent me! You are responsible!"

Liu Lian smiled helplessly: "I didn't seduce you at all at first, it's obvious that you are too straight, you bend when you break it."

"If you haven't seduced me that much, that means you still seduced me!"

At the critical moment, Meng Tangxi's head turned very fast, and he instantly understood what was going on!

Liu Lian was silent for a while, then sighed: "Well, now I have already planned to take responsibility for you for the rest of my life, so don't mention the past."

"How can you not mention it! You used to seduce me all the time!" Meng Tangxi blushed and accused Liu Lian, "You used to seduce me with your body without clothes, and you also seduced me with your voice... Everywhere in the place is seducing me."

Liu Lian curled her lips towards Meng Tangxi: "If you say that, you have seduced me with your face, and you have seduced me with your figure."

"Since this is the case, then I have no choice but to be responsible to you. I am willing to let you see my face for the rest of my life." Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian with burning eyes, "I am also willing to use my body to satisfy you for the rest of my life."

Liu Lian smiled lowly: "If I'm not satisfied, can I still return the product?"

"Of course not!"

Meng Tangxi immediately retorted.

One minute later, he suddenly belatedly realized that Liu Lian was suspecting that he "can't do it".

He snorted immediately, and rushed towards Liu Lian, intending to use practice to prove to his wife whether he could do it or not!

Practice is the only criterion for testing truth!