What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi: "..."

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi: "..."

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi: "..."

After a suspicious silence, Liu Lian finally couldn't help but growled in a low voice: "...Why don't you hurry up and get up for me?!" Bianji must have misunderstood!His innocence is so vaguely gone!

... Although the relationship between him and Meng Tangxi is not so innocent.

Meng Tangxi lowered his head and looked down at him with an aggrieved face. He was so frightened by the identification just now, and he was frightened soft on the spot. The little friend who was still arrogant just now shrank into a pitiful ball. It looked very pitiful.

When Liu Lian frowned and stared at him, he could only get up from Liu Lian aggrievedly, not daring to refute at all.

Liu Lian took a deep breath, calmed down a bit, and then squinted at Meng Tangxi: "Are you all right? Do you want me to rub it for you?"

Meng Tangxi lowered her head and teased her poor friend, while humming with grievance.

Liu Lian: "...Put on your pants quickly! Don't show your dick!" Why did he fall in love with this fake male god and real hooligan in the first place?Must have been blinded by Meng Tangxi's appearance, right?What a blind dog!

Hearing this, Meng Tangxi had no choice but to put on his pants aggrievedly, but soon he thought happily that Liu Lian must be jealous because he was seen by others!

Meng Tangxi's brain suddenly became hot, and he couldn't help blurting out: "Are you jealous?"

Liu Lian frowned: "Why am I jealous?"

The more Meng Tangxi looked at it, the more he felt that Liu Lian's expression was awkward, and he couldn't help but twitch his mouth: "Don't worry! It belongs to you alone! Only you can touch it! Only you can use it!"

Liu Lian originally wanted to refute Meng Tangxi, how could he eat such boring jealousy, but when the words came to his mouth, he suddenly had a twitch, and asked in a strange way: "Don't you touch yourself when you go to the toilet?"

Meng Tangxi suddenly said shyly: "When I go to the toilet, I only have the right to use it temporarily, but the ownership is yours for life! The first 23 years of my life are only temporarily kept for you, and now I have to return it to the original owner."

Liu Lian: "..."

He didn't know what strange love talk skill point Meng Tangxi had ordered wrong, but he didn't know why he was subtly persuaded.

The corners of his eyes twitched and he turned his head quickly: "Who cares, I'm sleepy and want to sleep, you go out quickly." He was so sore all over, he just wanted to lie on the bed all day, Meng Tangxi is still so cool stay and go.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's awkward expression, and the more she looked at it, the more cute she became, and the more she looked, the more her heart melted. A proud daughter-in-law is the cutest!It turns out that duplicity can be so cute!

He blinked immediately: "I'm sleepy too, let me sleep with you."

Liu Lian's heart was suddenly vigilant, he didn't believe that this guy really just wanted to sleep.

Meng Tangxi immediately curled the corner of his mouth and smiled slightly: "Only sleep, nothing else."

The more Liu Lian watched, the more he felt that Meng Tangxi was suspicious, but Meng Tangxi stubbornly wanted to stay, and he couldn't drive him away, so he had no choice but to accept it.

Fortunately, Meng Tangxi behaved very peacefully. After Liu Lian lay down on his bed, Meng Tangxi obediently climbed into another bed.

Liu Lian gradually began to feel sleepy, coupled with the aches all over his body, he soon felt sleepy, but just when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt a figure flashing in front of him, he was not at ease at first. Opening his eyes, he saw Meng Tangxi squatting in front of his bed, with his chin resting on his hands, looking at him with burning eyes.

Liu Lian: "...what are you looking at?"

Meng Tangxi smiled: "Look at my wife sleeping."

Liu Lian was not used to being watched while sleeping, so she turned over and pointed her butt at Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi was a little disappointed. He originally wanted to see his wife's cute sleeping appearance, but soon, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Liu Lian's round and slightly upturned butt... Well, although I can't see my daughter-in-law's cute sleeping appearance, But it's not bad to see a cute ass!

Liu Lian was about to fall asleep, when he suddenly felt a stare on his buttocks that made him feel cold, he became vigilant, and quickly turned over to face Meng Tangxi, and then he saw Meng Tangxi's burning eyes and brilliant eyes. smile.

He felt a chill again, so he had to sleep facing Meng Tangxi.

Fortunately, Meng Tangxi really behaved very peacefully, and did not do anything excessive, just resting his chin with both hands, quietly watching Liu Lian sleep.

Under Meng Tangxi's gaze, Liu Lian inexplicably felt at ease, and gradually fell asleep.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's well-behaved sleeping appearance, and his heart was so soft that he was in a mess. He stared at Liu Lian for a long time like an idiot, and gradually felt sleepy, so he stepped onto the bed with long legs, and hugged Liu Lian again. into the bosom.

Liu Lian's sleeping position was very quiet, he only struggled a little, and rolled obediently into Meng Tangxi's arms. Meng Tangxi looked down at Liu Lian's sharp chin, remembering that Liu Lian was once bullied by others because of him, even Being forced to drop out of school, I immediately felt distressed and guilty.

If only he hadn't flinched from fear at that time...if only he could muster up his courage at that time...

But there are no ifs in everything, he knows that he can't rely on regret to make up for the mistakes he made unintentionally, he can only work harder to treat him from now on, and use his whole life to make up for it.

Suddenly Meng Tangxi was very glad that he was able to reunite with Liu Lian ten years later, very glad that they exchanged bodies by accident, otherwise this would always be a dusty past, and finally disappeared in his memory.

While he was full of thoughts, he silently put his hand into Liu Lian's underwear, wrapped half of Liu Lian's buttocks with his slender fingers, touched, pinched, and rubbed a few times. Bundle……

Then Meng Tangxi closed her eyes contentedly, and fell asleep in the position of touching Liu Lian's buttocks.

So when Liu Lian woke up, he found himself nestled in Meng Tangxi's arms again. One of Meng Tangxi's hands was tightly wrapped around his waist, and the other hand was also inserted into his underwear. stroking his ass.In addition, one of Meng Tangxi's thighs was inserted between his two legs, and the two limbs were intertwined and tightly fitted.

Meng Tangxi didn't know what dream she was having, the corners of her mouth turned up slightly.

Liu Lian originally wanted to wake Meng Tangxi up, but when he saw Meng Tangxi's slightly upturned mouth corners, as if sleeping comfortably, he suddenly couldn't bear to wake him up.

So he turned over and wanted to get up quietly from Meng Tangxi's arms, but as soon as he moved, Meng Tangxi immediately opened his eyes.

Liu Lian was a little embarrassed at once, and was about to say something, but the next moment, Meng Tangxi turned over and pressed Liu Lian under her body.

Meng Tangxi didn't seem to be fully awake yet, he pressed Liu Lian under him in a daze, and then rubbed Liu Lian's face affectionately with his chin.

Liu Lian was taken aback, and immediately blushed a little. If Meng Tangxi played a hooligan to him directly, he might kick him out of bed, but Meng Tangxi made such a cute move, which made him at a loss what to do.

...wait, cute? !

Before Liu Lian was overwhelmed by the sudden thought that popped up in his mind, he suddenly hurriedly kneaded Meng Tangxi's buttocks with his hands, and his face turned black.

However, the next moment, the door of the room was suddenly opened again——

After wandering around outside for half a day, Bianji reckoned that the time was almost up, and Liu Lian and that handsome guy should be done, so he planned to go back to the room and gossip with Liu Lian by the way.

Of course, in order to be safe, he put his ear under the door and listened for a while. After making sure that there was no suspicious movement, he opened the door cautiously.

Then, Bianji was dumbfounded again when he saw the handsome guy pressing Liu Lian on the bed. He didn't dare to look carefully this time, so he quickly closed his eyes and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'll go right away! Go ahead! I won't do it tonight." Came back to disturb you!"

After finishing speaking, he quickly closed the door and exited the room.

After the identification agency came to the door, I was so impressed by that handsome guy!It doesn't matter if it's big!It's still that long!It is simply the Teddy King among beasts, and the fighter among pile drivers!

Liu Lian stretched out her foot expressionlessly, and Meng Tangxi, who was caught off guard, was immediately kicked out of bed.

Meng Tangxi yelled "Oh", lay on the ground and rubbed her buttocks, feeling very wronged: "Why did you suddenly kick me down?"

Liu Lian became a little annoyed: "Who told you to touch my butt again?"

Meng Tangxi said aggrievedly: "You're so stingy, I just let you touch it back!" He got up, turned around and pouted his buttocks at Liu Lian.

"...Who wants to touch your butt?" Liu Lian's mouth twitched. He found that after getting along with Meng Tangxi for a long time, his IQ seemed to have begun to decline. This was really scary!

"You're not happy when I touch your butt, and you don't want to let you touch it back, so what do you want?" Meng Tangxi rubbed her hair with a helpless expression.

Liu Lian wondered: "Don't you just have nothing else to do all day long?" He has followed Meng Tangxi's Weibo for a long time, and often sees Meng Tangxi flying around. Guest, I will be a guest at that manga exhibition later, or I will be cosplaying a film, or I will go to the gym to exercise, I look busy and fulfilled, why do I stay by his side all the time like now?

Meng Tangxi blinked: "Other things are not as important as being with your wife."

Liu Lian: "...hehe."

"Hehe is a curse, meaning 'you're an idiot'," Meng Tangxi said solemnly, "Hey, don't talk nonsense."

Liu Lian: "Hehe."

"Well, you can scold if you want," Meng Tangxi said in a doting tone with a look of helplessness on your face, "I love to listen to whatever my wife scolds."

Liu Lian rolled her eyes, and Meng Tangxi was immediately poked at the cute spot, the daughter-in-law is so cute even rolling her eyes!

"I'm coming to city b to take a photo at a scenic spot here." Meng Tangxi reached out and poked Liu Lian's cheek, "Go tomorrow, do you want to come with me?" The flesh on the daughter-in-law's face is soft!One poke a hole!

Liu Lian was a little curious, but he hesitated for a moment: "Let's talk about it tomorrow."

"Go, let's go," Meng Tangxi saw that Liu Lian seemed to be a little interested, and quickly urged, "It's a scenic spot that sells ancient styles, especially antique, so it's good to go on a trip."

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

Meng Tangxi chuckled, and quickly planned a date with Liu Lian after filming!

After Liu Lian got out of bed, he used the hotel's internal phone to order a meal. After he finished the call, he happened to spot the lucky bag he had picked up at the comic exhibition before, and casually opened it to take a look.

Then he suddenly felt bad——

In the lucky bag is actually a black and white maid outfit!The skirt is also trimmed with lace!

He picked up the maid outfit in a daze and saw that a pair of matching black underwear fell out. He picked up the underwear and saw that the front was lace, but the back was still hollowed out.

So when Meng Tangxi came back to his senses from his lust, he turned his head and saw Liu Lian holding a maid outfit in one hand and a black lace underwear in the other.

Meng Tangxi was stunned for a full minute, and in his mind instantly appeared Liu Lian wearing this maid outfit, calling him "Master" while lifting the skirt to him to reveal the little black lace underwear inside.

He instantly felt his nasal cavity heat up, and quickly stretched out his hand to cover his handsome bridge of nose.

Liu Lian didn't expect his luck to be so "good". When he came to his senses, he saw Meng Tangxi covering his nose and looking at him with a blushing face. The red-faced Meng Tangxi looked at the maid outfit in his hand for a while Well, look at him for a while, the dirty thoughts in his brain are so obvious!

Sure enough, the next moment, Meng Tangxi looked at him with bright eyes: "Do you want to wear it?"

Liu Lian was expressionless: "Hehe."

"Wear it, wear it, you must be super cute in this," Meng Tangxi blushed, "Try it on!" If Liu Lian can wear this, he will definitely not be able to hold it for a minute!

Liu Lian frowned: "Then why don't you wear it?"

Meng Tangxi blushed and looked at Liu Lian: "If I wear it, will you wear it?"

Liu Lian was expressionless: "I'll think about it after you wear it."

Meng Tangxi immediately took the maid's outfit from Liu Lian's hand in a dignified manner: "I will wear it!" Anyway, it's not like he hasn't worn women's clothing before!He has played the role of a girl before!This is nothing at all!

Liu Lian didn't expect Meng Tangxi to actually agree. Before he came anyway, Meng Tangxi had already taken off her clothes on her own, watching Meng Tangxi's slender and beautiful fingers unbuttoning her jacket two or three times. Lian shifted his gaze a little awkwardly.

However, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Meng Tangxi's undressing action inadvertently. Meng Tangxi quickly took off his upper body, revealing a slender and well-proportioned body. His skin is fair but not thin, and his muscles are smooth. , The lower abdomen is firm and tight.

Liu Lian's face suddenly became a little hot, and soon Meng Tangxi took off his pants, revealing two long legs.

Then Liu Lian silently watched Meng Tangxi put on the maid outfit. The maid outfit was a bit small, Meng Tangxi took a breath and actually put it on, but when he bent down and tried to put on the underwear, But with a bitter face.

"This little underwear is too small to wear at all."

Liu Lian said coolly, "Then forget it."

Meng Tangxi was afraid that Liu Lian would say that he wasn't wearing a full set, so he held his breath and forced to put on the little underwear.

"……All right."

When Liu Lian turned around, she saw Meng Tangxi in a maid outfit looking at him with flushed cheeks.

The 1.8-meter-five maid... Liu Lian was instantly shocked.

However, after Meng Tangxi looked at him shyly with a blushing face, while calling him "Master", she reached out and lifted up her skirt... and then revealed the little black lace underwear.

Although the black lace underwear is elastic, it is for girls after all, and it has been completely overwhelmed by Meng Tangxi at this time, especially the big one in front, which is almost bursting.

Liu Lian: "..." His mood was a bit complicated, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

"How is it?" Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian with a blushing face, his eyes full of anticipation, "It's your turn now?" Thinking of his daughter-in-law in a maid outfit, he couldn't hold it any longer!

Liu Lian was expressionless: "I refuse."

Meng Tangxi was taken aback, and suddenly his face was struck by lightning: "Why? You can show me the clothes after I finish wearing them..."

Liu Lian smiled: "However, we didn't agree. I just said to think about it. Now that I've thought about it, I refuse."

Meng Tangxi suddenly looked aggrieved: "You don't count! You cheated my feelings!"

Liu Lian shrugged: "Bite me if you have the ability."

Although Meng Tangxi was very depressed, he didn't dare to be angry with his wife, so he could only change his clothes back sullenly.

Liu Lian teased Meng Tangxi without raising her head while playing with her mobile phone: "Why do you want to change it back? I think you like wearing this maid outfit quite a bit. I'll give it to you. Wear it slowly."

Meng Tangxi snorted sullenly, not because she likes to wear them, but because she likes to see her daughter-in-law wear them!

While suppressing a smile in his heart, Liu Lian scrolled through Weibo, and while he was scrolling, he suddenly came across a leaking Weibo forwarded by Li Zhi. He wasn't very interested in breaking news and gossip, but he caught sight of Tiannanxing, the three After a few words, he still opened the Weibo post.

That microblog broke the news as the group owner of the Tiannanxing Mifensi group. Tiannanxing is actually a scumbag with feet on n beds. He went to bed with a same-sex photographer who was a teenager, and slept with some cosplayers who wanted to hug his thighs, and even slept with an underage Mi Fensi who threw himself into his arms. His private life was a mess, but his methods were very superb. She was coaxed around by him, and after he went abroad, it got worse and became promiscuous.

The girl who broke the news has solid evidence, not only the ambiguous chat records of Tiannanxing Koukou and private messages on Weibo, the group photos with different men and women in the hotel room, but also the chat records of a certain foreign hook-up website.

Liu Lian was stunned for a while. Although he had long thought that Ding Penan was a hypocrite and a villain, he did not expect that Ding Penan was much worse than he imagined.

He couldn't help but click on the comment on Weibo that broke the news and looked at it. Although a small number of Mifensi didn't believe that their male god was such a scumbag, most of them were cursing Tiannanxing.

The situation is one-sided, it is simply hanging.

At this moment, Liu Lian's button rang, he poked it open and found that it was Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: It's so satisfying!congratulations!

Durian Melaleuca: What's going on?

Lychee Mousse: That bastard will get retribution for doing too many bad things!Good and evil have an embrace, and the way of heaven is reincarnation.If you don't believe me, look up, who will the heavens spare!

Durian Melaleuca: Tell the truth

He couldn't believe it was such a coincidence.

Lychee Mousse: Well, actually, I went to find a tech friend, planning to hack that bastard’s computer and get a virus or something to get revenge on him. Unexpectedly, my friend found that there was a hidden bug in that bastard’s computer. Folder, click on it and see that there are group photos of various hotel rooms in it. The protagonist is different every time, so I guess he wants to be a new generation of Master Chen, so we help him to name Lychee Mousse: Then I Di Jiyou followed the clues in his computer to find his Weibo and chat records on some websites, and then found a few innocent girls to tell them the truth, wait, there are probably some people who will Come out and break the news, he will be ruined soon. Durian Melaleuca: You young people, always want to make a big news Lychee mousse: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Durian Melaleuca: Good job though

Lychee Mousse: Huh!How dare you bully my brother!Kill him in minutes!

Lychee Mousse: By the way, I really don't understand him, doesn't he like someone?Why can he say that he likes it while running to sleep with someone else?Are all men like this?

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Lychee Mousse: Of course I believe my brother is a good man!If I were a man I would definitely like you!

Durian Melaleuca: Even if you are a man, we are also related by blood Lychee Mousse: If I am a man and we are not related by blood, I will definitely like you!

Liu Lian couldn't help but shook his head and started laughing. Seeing this, Meng Tangxi hurried over: "Who are you chatting with? Are you smiling so happily?" Damn what bastard would dare to seduce his wife!Must fork out!

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, silently flipped out the Weibo just now and showed it to Meng Tangxi.

After a while, Meng Tangxi gave a faint "Oh".

Liu Lian looked at him with his hands on his chin: "What? Are you disappointed?"

Meng Tangxi was at a loss: "Why should I be lost?"

"He obviously likes you, but he has slept with so many people," Liu Lian said with a narrow smile, "Aren't you disappointed?"

Meng Tangxi frowned: "It's none of my business who he sleeps with, unless he sleeps with my wife... If he dares to sleep with my wife, I'll beat him to death every minute."

The corners of Liu Lian's eyes twitched: "...he's finished now, he probably won't be able to stay in the country any longer."

Meng Tangxi gritted her teeth and smiled: "That's the best. If he still dares to jump in front of me, he will hit him once."

Seeing that Meng Tangxi didn't seem to be joking, Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, lowered her head and continued to browse Weibo.

A few minutes later, he came across a Weibo that Meng Tangxi had just posted, and Meng Tangxi reposted the breaking news Weibo, and even liked it——

Gypsophila v: Hehe.

As soon as the word "hehe" came out, everything was silent.