What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

So when Liu Lian woke up, he found himself lying on Meng Tangxi's chest.

Meng Tangxi seemed to be in a deep sleep, her long eyelashes drooped, casting a small shadow under her eyes, and her beautifully shaped thin lips were slightly upturned, as if she had a sweet dream.

Liu Lian had just woken up, and her brain was not fully awake, so she lay on Meng Tangxi's chest in a daze, and watched Meng Tangxi's sleeping figure silently for more than a minute before slowly regaining consciousness.

He was about to get up from Meng Tangxi's chest, but suddenly found that Meng Tangxi's hand was tightly around his waist, even in his sleep, he did not relax at all, as if he was afraid that others would take away the treasure in his arms ...But Meng Tangxi's other hand restlessly penetrated into Liu Lian's trousers, even into Liu Lian's underwear, and her slender five fingers still wrapped half of Liu Lian's buttocks.

Liu Lian: "..."

Could it be that Meng Tangxi's sweet dream at this moment is to play hooliganism on him?fall!

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he was about to reach out to break Meng Tangxi's arm, but when he moved, he found himself sore all over, as if he had been run over by a steamroller.When he remembered what happened to his body, he felt bad all of a sudden... Usually after a fight, he would suffer the most when he woke up the next day, but why did Meng Tangxi suffer the most when he got into a fight!

Liu Lian felt uncomfortable all over, the more he looked at Meng Tangxi's sleeping peacefully, the more displeased he was, he snorted coldly, stretched out his hand and pinched Meng Tangxi's waist fiercely.

Meng Tangxi woke up soon. He opened his eyes in a daze, saw Liu Lian lying on his chest, and smiled at the corner of his mouth, and subconsciously rubbed the hand that was inserted into Liu Lian's underwear. a handful.

Liu Lian: "..."

Feeling that the devil's claw on his butt was about to move, Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi expressionlessly and said, "What are your hands doing?"

Meng Tangxi rubbed the flesh on Liu Lian's butt, and said innocently, "I'm giving you a massage!"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "Take your hand away."

Meng Tangxi rubbed her hand a few more times before reluctantly pulling her hand out of Liu Lian's underwear. The wife's butt is so soft!So tender!It feels great!never mind!Anyway, one day he will definitely feel good!Touch enough!

Liu Lian silently looked at Meng Tangxi whose mouth was getting bigger and bigger, and continued to say with a blank expression: "Is there another hand?"

Meng Tangxi could only let go of the hand that hugged Liu Lian's waist in aggrieved way: "You have slept on me like a mattress for so long, and you don't even give me a hug around your waist." The most important thing is She doesn't even allow her butt to be touched!It was so heartless!

Liu Lian raised his eyebrows: "Did I beg you?" He found himself lying on Meng Tangxi's chest when he got up together, but he didn't move his position from the beginning to the end, which means that Meng Tangxi slept on this bed last night. On the bed, he also slept on this bed when he got up this morning. Could it be that he dragged Meng Tangxi over while he was sleepwalking?

Meng Tangxi sighed, feeling that the arrogant daughter-in-law is not honest at all, but there is no way, who made him like the arrogant daughter-in-law!

Just as Liu Lian got up from Meng Tangxi's body, he was suddenly knocked down by the pain all over his body. He couldn't help gasping, and almost fell to the ground with his feet limp.

Meng Tangxi quickly supported Liu Lian, with a nervous expression on his face: "What's wrong?"

Liu Lian glared at Meng Tangxi angrily, "What do you think? It's all your fault!" If Meng Tangxi hadn't rushed up to fight so impulsively, wouldn't he be sore now!Didn't Meng Tangxi know that it's wiser to act secretly!Wouldn't it be more convenient and quicker to cover the guy with a sack and beat him with a stick when he wasn't paying attention!

Meng Tangxi was immediately hit by Liu Lian's annoyed look, he was taken aback, his mind was full of his daughter-in-law acting like a spoiled child to me!My daughter-in-law actually acted like a baby to me!

Liu Lian silently looked at Meng Tangxi's smirk after being scolded by him, shook his head, and got out of bed with his back.

Liu Lian found that Meng Tangxi's attitude towards him had become extraordinarily attentive. Although Meng Tangxi's attitude towards him was originally very attentive, it seemed to be particularly attentive today. He had just walked into the bathroom with his waist supported, and Meng Tangxi had already poured it into the mouthwash cup. Filled with water, and put toothpaste on the toothbrush. When Meng Tangxi saw him coming in, he smiled and presented the mouthwash cup and toothbrush with both hands.

Liu Lian: "...I need to go to the bathroom first."

Meng Tangxi put down his mouthwash cup and toothbrush, and reached out to help Liu Lian take off his pants.

Liu Lian quickly swung Meng Tangxi's claws away, and looked at Meng Tangxi inexplicably: "Why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "Haven't I always been so kind to you?"

Liu Lian narrowed his eyes: "Really?"

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's suspicious eyes, and was immediately defeated. He looked into Liu Lian's eyes firmly, and said softly: "I just thought of you being bullied by so many people because of me before, and I will It hurts so much, so I want to treat you twice as well and make up for the past."

Liu Lian was taken aback, then he lowered his eyes and smiled: "I can't blame you entirely, who made me young and ignorant at that time? I blamed you before because I thought you posted my love letter on the bulletin board, but now Knowing that it was a misunderstanding, then I have nothing to blame you for, you don't owe me anything, and there is no need to make up for it."

Meng Tangxi was taken aback: "At that time, I was young and ignorant... What do you mean?"

"It means literally," Liu Lian stood in front of the toilet, and he glanced at Meng Tangxi, "Are you still going out? Are you going to look at me?"

Meng Tangxi continued to stay cheeky: "I'm afraid you will have an accident... So you think you liked me at that time only because you were young and ignorant? Do you regret liking me?"

Liu Lian said expressionlessly: "What accidents can happen to me when I go to the toilet? Could it be that I can fall into the toilet and pass through time? I really liked you before because I was too young at that time." Tangxi's nature is a bastard, he was confused by this guy's appearance in a daze, and then gave a foolish innocence. Looking back now, he was really stupid at that time.

But there is no way, who made him too young at that time.

Meng Tangxi suddenly became unhappy: "Do you really regret it?"

Liu Lian didn't answer but instead asked, "Get out quickly, or I won't be able to urinate."

"How can you regret it?" Meng Tangxi was aggrieved, "Don't hold back your urine, it's not good for your kidneys."

Liu Lian: "...Then why don't you hurry up and get out!"

Meng Tangxi gave Liu Lian an aggrieved look like a little daughter-in-law, then reluctantly closed the door and left.

Liu Lian breathed a sigh of relief and pulled down his pants.

In fact, if you want to say regret...he really doesn't have much regret in his heart, even in the nearly ten years when he misunderstood Meng Tangxi, he seems to have never regretted that he fell in love with Meng Tangxi.

Now that he knew it was a misunderstanding, it was even more impossible for Liu Lian to regret it.

For him, Meng Tangxi is like a light, allowing him to find his way when he stumbles in the dark. Whether it was ten years ago or the past five years, he has been watching Meng Tangxi and gained hope and courage from this person. .

Some people are miraculous, they seem to have done nothing, but they can give hope and courage to those who are watching them, and Meng Tangxi is such a person.

Liu Lian didn't regret the fact that he liked Meng Tangxi before, but how could he tell Meng Tangxi about this kind of thing... Although the misunderstanding has been clarified now, Meng Tangxi has caused him to be depressed for so long, so he won't Might make that guy get his wish so easily.

Liu Lian, who said he didn't blame her but was honest in her heart, looked at herself in the mirror expressionlessly, but soon found that the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned.

……Pooh!Prospects? !

As soon as Liu Lian came out after brushing his teeth and washing his face, he saw Meng Tangxi sitting on the bed with a rare serious expression, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

Meng Tangxi looked up and saw that it was Liu Lian, and his eyes softened a little: "It's over? Are you hungry? Let's go have breakfast?"

"Why change the subject? What's the matter?" Liu Lian felt that there was something wrong with Meng Tangxi's expression.

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian and hesitated for a long while before hesitatingly said: "Just now Ding Peinan sent me a text message, saying that last night was a misunderstanding, and told me not to listen to one side's words, and wanted to ask me out to meet and have a good talk."

Liu Lian sneered: "His face is almost swollen into a pig's head now, and he still has the face to face people?"

"Of course I can't agree to him!" Meng Tangxi was afraid that Liu Lian would be angry with him, and hurriedly clarified, "I said I knew everything, tell him to get out of the country quickly, and don't appear in front of me and you again, or he will beat him to death. Don't even recognize him!"

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi with a half-smile: "Aren't his parents and your parents friends?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "Never mind him, my wife is the most important thing!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "...your wife?"

It was only then that Meng Tangxi realized that he was about to miss the point, and hurriedly talked about him: "I heard that the buffet breakfast in this hotel is not bad, let's go and try it?"

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi with a half-smile, and saw Meng Tangxi blushing and heart beating, so he slowly responded.

Meng Tangxi breathed a sigh of relief immediately, being stared at by his wife was too much a test of self-control, and he couldn't control it every minute, "You can rest assured about Ding Peinan, I have already dealt with him Cut off the relationship, just now I have blocked all his mobile Weibo and so on, no one can wrong my daughter-in-law... the person I like!"

Now it was Liu Lian's turn to be stared at by Meng Tangxi, making him uncomfortable. He turned his head and said with some discomfort, "Let's go have breakfast."

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian's slightly reddened earballs, her heart was so happy that she was about to take off on the spot, the daughter-in-law was ashamed!The shy daughter-in-law is also so cute!

When the two of them were going out, they happened to meet Bian Ji who was returning to the room. Bian Ji looked at Meng Tangxi with a satisfied smile on his face, and then at Liu Lian, who was supporting his waist with a depressed face, with strange eyes. Suddenly it was a little weird again.

Never expected that Liu Lian would develop so quickly with this handsome guy who had accosted him!The plot unfolded too well! ... No, could it be that this handsome guy actually came to strike up a conversation with Liu Lian in order to hook him up?

After realizing that I was used as a springboard, I was suddenly a little sad. I finally thought that I was quite popular with men, but the truth is so cruel!

Ever since Meng Tangxi knew that Liu Lian was a thousand-year-old man, and that this man with thick eyebrows and big eyes was Liu Lian's editor, his attitude towards identification became a little better. Even if he didn't write novels, he still knew that an author wanted to talk to an editor. Make good deals, this is his wife's editor!We must make good deals!

Of course, the more important thing is that now Meng Tangxi knows that Liu Lian doesn't have that kind of meaning for this man... But that's right, although this man is about the same height as him, he is not as handsome as him at all, and his chest is not as big as him. What is wrong with Liu Lian? May like him!

So when Bian Ji greeted Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi with a tangled face and returned the room card to Meng Tangxi, he saw Meng Tangxi smiling at him with a very bright smile, but his eyes were always fixed on his chest. look……

Bian Ji was so frightened that he covered his chest with his hands.

Liu Lian smiled at Bian Ji, greeted casually, and entered the elevator.

Meng Tangxi hurriedly followed, watching the two people's backs disappear from a distance, scratching his head, confused.

After breakfast, Liu Lian planned to go back to his room and lie down for a day. He originally planned to stay in City B for a few days, but now he was sore all over, and he was in no mood or energy to go out.

Just as he took out his room card to open the door, Meng Tangxi suddenly grabbed the corner of his clothes.

Liu Lian turned around: "Why?"

Meng Tangxi reluctantly said: "Go to my room and lie down?"

Liu Lian suddenly felt vigilant: "Why?"

Meng Tangxi was serious: "It's inconvenient for you to be here, your editor looks like a rough guy, what if he bumps into you accidentally?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, is he porcelain?Is he that vulnerable?

"I reject."

"What if we have that again at night?" Meng Tangxi quickly put up a normal reason.

Liu Lian frowned: "As long as you don't speak in front of the phone, you won't reveal your secrets."

"but……"

At this moment, Li Zhi was coming out of the elevator, she just called out "Brother", but immediately saw Meng Tangxi next to Liu Lian.

Li Zhi thought she had read it wrong, she rubbed her eyes, and looked harder, and found that the one next to Liu Lian was indeed Meng Tangxi!

Seeing Meng Tangxi and Liu Lian standing at the door of Liu Lian's room and chatting, Li Zhi suddenly showed a hellish expression.

Facts have proved that what is more terrifying than Hei Hei is the black Mi Fen that turns from Mi Fen to Hei.

Li Zhi took a closer look and found that it was Meng Tangxi who was teasing her brother, and her brother was impatient, and she immediately made up a scene, "When I loved you, you didn't love me and you still hurt me desperately now. I don't love you anymore, but you fell in love with me cheaply, and you turned around and begged me." The bloody plot.

Thinking of what Meng Tangxi had done to Liu Lian, Li Zhi was filled with anger. She rushed over and pulled Liu Lian from Meng Tangxi's hands, and pulled Liu Lian away like an old hen protecting her cubs. Lian stood behind her and glared at Meng Tangxi at the same time: "What are you doing?!"

Meng Tangxi was taken aback by the girl who rushed out suddenly, and subconsciously let go of Liu Lian's hand. Before he could get angry, he realized that the girl in front of him was his future sister-in-law, and he immediately swallowed his anger back. Into the stomach, and showed a bright smile to the future sister-in-law.

Meng Tangxi's height is 1.8 meters [-]. Although he looks well-proportioned and slender because of his good proportions, he is not as burly as Bian Ji, but his height still brings a certain sense of oppression to Li Zhi.

So without waiting for Meng Tangxi to say hello, Li Zhi decided to strike first. As a girl, she couldn't lift her shoulders or carry her back, and she had no strength to restrain a chicken. A frontal attack would definitely not bring any benefits, so she subconsciously raised her knees and kicked her legs. — on target.

Meng Tangxi suddenly screamed "Aww", and squatted down with her legs between her hands.

After witnessing all this, Liu Lian subconsciously crossed her legs: "..."

Li Zhi glared at Meng Tangxi: "You bastard, why are you still looking for my brother? Do you think you didn't make my brother miserable enough!"

Meng Tangxi held her legs with tears in her eyes, unable to refute at all.

Liu Lian hurriedly pulled Li Zhi back: "Wait a minute...well, it's all just a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding?" Li Zhi was stunned for a moment.

Liu Lian sighed, and told the whole story: "... Anyway, that's it, all this is just a misunderstanding."

Li Zhi was dumbfounded: "So, I kicked the wrong person just now?"

Liu Lian coughed quickly: "It's because I didn't have time to tell you clearly, but he won't blame you... right?" He glanced at Meng Tangxi.

There were tears in Meng Tangxi's eyes, but she had to nod with tears in her eyes, her voice trembling slightly: "No...it's strange..."

Li Zhi suddenly felt a little guilty: "I'm sorry..." Even though she is a girl and cannot feel that kind of pain, she can still feel the unbearable pain of life.

After apologizing, she asked Meng Tangxi seriously: "Do you want to go to the hospital? In case of sequelae..."

Meng Tangxi shook her head hastily, and said weakly: "...No need, just take a while."

Liu Lian sighed, and quickly said to Li Zhi, "Go back first, I'll take care of him."

Li Zhi hesitated and nodded. She looked at Meng Tangxi who was squatting on the ground, and at Liu Lian who was anxious, and suddenly understood something...

Thinking of the real culprit, she snorted, gritted her teeth and left.

Liu Lian had no choice but to help Meng Tangxi into the house, but the machine had already gone out, and there was no one in the room, so Liu Lian let Meng Tangxi sit on her bed, frowning and asked Meng Tangxi, "What's the matter?"

As a man, he is very aware of the fragility of that place. Although he thinks that Li Zhi, a soft girl, should not be able to use too much force and dare not use too much force, but seeing Meng Tangxi's weak look, he is a little bit nervous. Not sure anymore.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian with teary eyes: "If my place is broken, will you despise me?"

Liu Lian was expressionless: "...I have always disliked you."

Meng Tangxi choked, and could only continue to ask with tears: "What should I do if my place is broken?"

Liu Lian's face was serious: "With the current level of technology, it should be possible to pretend to be a fake?"

Meng Tangxi: "...you don't love me! qaq"

Liu Lian coughed a few times: "Stop joking, how are you doing?"

Meng Tangxi moaned and said, "You'll know if you take off your pants and see."

He was just talking casually and verbally teasing Liu Lian, but he didn't expect Liu Lian to take off his pants seriously the next moment.

Liu Lian frowned, reached out and pulled down the zipper of Meng Tangxi's trousers, the metal zipper made a squeak, and was pulled to the end.

When Liu Lian took off Meng Tangxi's pants, Meng Tangxi suddenly covered her eyes with her hands, and turned her head to the other side. The skin under the ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"What are you doing?" Liu Lian looked amused.

Meng Tangxi was silent for a moment, then hummed: "...I'm shy."

Liu Lian: "..."

He silently pulled down Meng Tangxi's underwear, and took a closer look. The guy who was already slender when it was sagging was lying on the grass, and there was nothing wrong with it except that he looked a little sluggish.

Meng Tangxi took a peek through the gap between her five fingers, and then said without tears: "...It really broke."

The corners of Liu Lian's eyes twitched: "Why do you see that?" He didn't see anything wrong.

"It used to stand up when it saw you, but now it's so close to you and doesn't respond," Meng Tangxi said in a very aggrieved tone, "If it really breaks down, you have to be responsible to me."

Liu Lian: "...are you Teddy?"

Meng Tangxi said cheekily: "Otherwise, you can blow it on for me, like 'Fly the pain, blow the pain away', or rub it for me or something."

Liu Lian immediately understood that there was nothing wrong with Meng Tangxi, he was just teasing him!

He paused, then suddenly laughed: "How about I rub it for you?"

Meng Tangxi blushed immediately, and stammered, "Okay, okay."

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "It just so happened that I bought medicine for bruises yesterday, so I'll wipe it on for you."

Meng Tangxi immediately tightened her legs: "I suddenly feel that I'm fine!" Just kidding!Rub that thing with safflower oil!He will go to heaven every minute!

"How can you avoid illness and avoid medical treatment?" Liu Lian frowned in disapproval, and reached out to open Meng Tangxi's legs. Meng Tangxi subconsciously felt her balls turn cold, and quickly clamped her legs.

Liu Lian intends to tease Meng Tangxi, of course he is not willing to let him go easily, but Meng Tangxi suddenly feels the crisis, so he turns around and puts Liu Lian under him.

Before Liu Lian could react, the positions of the two were reversed. Meng Tangxi was on top of him, looking down at him.

Both of them were taken aback for a moment.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian who was lying flat under him, and felt that the root of desire in his heart was spreading wantonly, and he was about to lose control.

Liu Lian frowned, and was about to say something, but Meng Tangxi had already propped up her upper body, opening the distance between the two of them.

Meng Tangxi looked down at Liu Lian, who had calm brows and eyes, and knew that now was not the time, if he insisted on going his own way... He lowered his eyes, and the hand on Liu Lian's shoulder was tightly clenched into a fist, his veins were bulging because of too much force.

Just when Meng Tangxi was about to break the embarrassment by opening casually like before, the door of the room was suddenly opened——

"The fleeting time is so important, you are back from a date... ah!"

The last word broke due to fright.

Bian Ji stared dumbfounded at the scene in front of him - that handsome guy who had accosted him before actually pushed Liu Lian onto the bed!

As a straight straight man, he was instantly blinded by this scene. The slacks on that handsome guy hung loosely between his waist and hips, revealing a section of fair-skinned but firm and tight waist. Even the underwear was casually hung between the legs, something majesticly exposed.

And Liu Lian obediently lay under the handsome guy, except for turning his head to see his expression of surprise...

Immediately, the whole straight man was in a bad mood: "I'm sorry to interrupt you! You continue!"

He hurriedly closed the door, turned around and ran, regretting that he saw something that he shouldn't see and was about to grow the eye of a needle.

But when he thought about the scene just now, he was a little puzzled - although the handsome guy was about the same height as him, he looked very thin...why was he so amazing?

He imagined Liu Lian's small body... Then he silently lit a sympathetic candle for Liu Lian.