What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

As Liu Lian expected, after dinner that night, he and Meng Tangxi switched bodies again.

Fortunately, Bianji did what he said, and he didn't come back all night. Liu Lian didn't have to worry about revealing his secrets, but he was a little entangled in when this "several times a month" day would end.

Compared with Liu Lian's entanglement, Meng Tangxi was very calm. On the contrary, he seemed to enjoy it, touching his chest for a while, pinching his butt for a while... Liu Lian remembered Meng Tangxi's image of a strong man who would rather not bend at the beginning, and suddenly The corner of his mouth twitched, the contrast was too great!

Seeing Meng Tangxi laughing and touching his chest with his hands like kneading dough, Liu Lian picked up a pillow and threw it over: "Don't touch it, you pervert!"

Meng Tangxi couldn't dodge in time and was hit in the face, but he was not angry at all. Instead, he rubbed his face and retorted: "I'm touching my own chest now, and you don't feel it."

Liu Lian: "..." Looking at "myself" rubbing my chest with a lewd smile on my face, it is simply mental pollution!

When taking a bath, Liu Lian was very vigilant. He didn't dare to leave Meng Tangxi alone, so he squeezed into the bathroom with Meng Tangxi, always on guard.

Under Liu Lian's vigilant gaze, Meng Tangxi didn't dare to do anything excessive, and could only take a bath in peace, feeling very aggrieved.

But at night, the two of them still slept in separate beds. Meng Tangxi was distracted for most of the night, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, finally getting a little sleepy, but Liu Lian was wearing that maid outfit again in his mind, Calling him master timidly, and lifting up the skirt to reveal the scene of the little black lace underwear...

Meng Tangxi finally couldn't help getting up, he carefully observed Liu Lian on the bed next to him, and found that Liu Lian was fast asleep, then he quietly got out of bed, picked up the maid's dress and put it in the toilet.

Meng Tangxi quickly took off the clothes on his body. Looking at the body that belonged to Liu Lian in the mirror, his nose suddenly became hot. He couldn't help reaching out to touch Liu Lian's collarbone, and then pinched Liu Lian's waist. , and finally rubbed Liu Lian's butt, so he took off his pants.

Liu Lian was still wearing the tasteless gray long johns, but now Meng Tangxi thought it was too cute. When he took off Liu Lian's underwear and saw Liu Lian's little willow, his face flushed immediately.

——It’s so cute!Everything about his wife is so cute!

Meng Tangxi fiddled with Xiao Liuliu, and quickly changed into that maid outfit.

Liu Lian was thin, so it was easy for Meng Tangxi to put on the maid outfit. He blushed and looked at Liu Lian in the maid outfit in the mirror, then bent down and put on the little black lace underwear.

That little underwear was originally small, but it was probably stretched by Meng Tangxi during the day, so Liu Lian still fit it well except that it was a little tight.

After wearing it, Meng Tangxi looked at the person in the mirror, his face flushed red, he couldn't help swallowing, and stretched out his hand to fumble around.

He touched his chest, then his butt, and finally he lifted up his skirt with a red face and looked at the scenery under the skirt...

His breathing gradually became short of breath. At first he just wanted to take a look at Liu Lian and change into a maid to pretend to be addicted, but after he really changed, he found that just looking at Liu Lian was not enjoyable at all.

Not enough, not far enough...

The desire that had been suppressed for a long time finally spread wantonly, and Meng Tangxi accidentally put his hand into the small inner.

While looking at the person in the mirror with blurred eyes, he held something with his hand and started to move up and down...

At a critical moment, the door of the toilet was suddenly opened——

Although Liu Lian fell asleep early, he didn't sleep well. After inexplicably having a dream where he put on a maid's costume in front of Meng Tangxi, he was woken up by urinating.

After waking up, he lay blankly on the bed and looked at the ceiling. He couldn't help wondering, why did he have such a dream?Could it be that he subconsciously wanted to wear a maid outfit in front of Meng Tangxi?

When Liu Lian thought of how he was wearing a maid's outfit in front of Meng Tangxi, he suddenly felt bad.

He shook his head, pushed the strange thoughts out of his mind, and then got out of bed to go to the toilet.

But the moment he pushed open the toilet door, he was stunned by the situation in the toilet——

He actually saw himself in a maid outfit in the toilet!

wait, no...

Liu Lian quickly realized that after realizing that the person in the toilet was Meng Tangxi and Meng Tangxi was masturbating in front of the mirror with his body in a maid outfit, he instantly blew up: "What are you doing? You pervert!"

Meng Tangxi was almost at the critical moment, but he came out immediately after being frightened by Liu Lian.

After venting, Meng Tangxi's brain was still in a state of emptiness. Before he recovered, he was grabbed and beaten by Liu Lian who rushed in.

Of course, Liu Lian thought it was his own body and didn't hit hard, but Meng Tangxi was caught off guard and completely confused.

"Don't, stop hitting!" Meng Tangxi quickly dodged after recovering.

Liu Lian grabbed the collar of his maid outfit: "What were you doing just now?!"

Meng Tangxi suddenly felt wronged: "I can't help it! Of course I like you and I want to do that to you... This is normal! Men are like this!"

Liu Lian frowned: "...then why are you still wearing a maid outfit?"

Meng Tangxi bowed her head and said coyly, "Because I want to see you wear it, but you don't want to wear it, so I have to do it myself."

Liu Lian said expressionlessly, "Take it off quickly."

Meng Tangxi was very displeased, but being looked at by Liu Lian with a blank face, he had no choice but to take off the maid outfit... and the little black lace underwear.

Liu Lian breathed a sigh of relief, but seeing Meng Tangxi's aggrieved expression, he couldn't help hesitating for a moment, was his tone just too harsh?Would Meng Tangxi feel a little hurt?

At this moment, he heard Meng Tangxi say in a low voice: "It's a pity to take it off, I think you are quite suitable for wearing this, I just look hard..."

Liu Lian: "..." He shouldn't expect that guy to have any delicate nerves!

Perhaps because of this tossing, Liu Lian actually had another dream that night, not only he was wearing a maid outfit, but Meng Tangxi was also wearing a maid outfit, and two boys in maid outfits were happily in his dream Playing together, I saw lilies blooming at the foot of Brokeback Mountain...

Liu Lian was suddenly awakened by his dream.

When Liu Lian woke up, he found that he had run into Meng Tangxi's arms again, and his whole body was wrapped around Meng Tangxi's body, and Meng Tangxi did not know what kind of sweet dream he had, his eyebrows and eyes were curved, the corners of his mouth were upturned, and something was still in high spirits. Exuberantly pressed against his thigh.

He looked at Meng Tangxi's happy sleeping appearance, and just as his heart softened, he heard Meng Tangxi moaning in his dream, "...don't call me master...call me husband..."

Liu Lian's face turned dark immediately, and he stretched out his hand and pinched Meng Tangxi's something between his legs, and Meng Tangxi immediately woke up screaming.

He clutched the painful part that Liu Lian had pinched, and angrily accused: "Are you going to make your husband die!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "...husband?"

Meng Tangxi's brain was not fully awake, he thought he was in a dream, and subconsciously responded, "Huh?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows again: "Husband?"

Meng Tangxi finally woke up a little bit, when he realized that what was in front of him was not the cute and cute daughter-in-law who was willing to dress him as a maid in his dream and timidly called him "Master", but the ruthless and arrogant daughter-in-law in reality. After the awkward daughter-in-law, she suddenly felt bad.

What if the daughter-in-law is too cruel and swollen?In order to wake up her husband, she was so ruthless as to pinch haw ferociously!

Meng Tangxi covered her lower body which was still in pain, and silently lit a candle for her uncertain future!

Liu Lian frowned: "Aren't you going out to shoot a film today? Why don't you get up?"

Meng Tangxi groaned with tears in his eyes. He was very angry, but he didn't dare to refute.

Liu Lian smiled: "Did I pinch you just now? Come, let me rub it for you."

Before Meng Tangxi could be happy, when he saw Liu Lian's smiling expression, he immediately trembled and shook his head tremblingly.

Because Meng Tangxi had booked a hotel in the scenic spot over there in advance, Liu Lian called Bianji while packing her luggage.

Knowing that Liu Lian was going to leave him to play with that handsome guy alone, the phone caller on the other end immediately attacked Liu Lian for being too sensual and despised his friends, and then he asked Liu Lian in a mean gossip tone: "Yesterday How are you feeling tonight?"

While packing her luggage, Liu Lian casually asked, "How is it?"

Bian Ji cleared his throat, then suddenly lowered his voice and said, "I'm asking you how it feels to be fucked!"

Liu Lian almost choked on his own saliva, and then he heard Bian Ji laugh again, his tone full of obscenity: "I saw it last night, the size of that handsome guy, tsk tsk, it must be at least 18 by visual inspection, and that shape , tsk tsk, that is a legendary weapon! How did you feel last night? Are you happy?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "You're so curious, you'll know if you find a man yourself! And I'm sorry to disappoint you, nothing happened to us last night."

"Don't, don't, don't! I'm a straight man!...Who are you lying to? You are all alone and widowed in the same room, and the fire is raging in the same room. The fire is out of control every minute, and now you tell me that you were covered with quilts last night. Just chatting? When I am a three-year-old child!"

Liu Lian snorted: "Believe it or not, I will fall down if you don't believe it."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Lian found that her face was a little hot.

He stretched out his hand and touched his slightly warm cheeks, thinking of what happened last night, he suddenly felt a little restless.

After Liu Lian had packed his luggage, Meng Tangxi, who had gone back to his room to finish packing, knocked on the door.

Liu Lian opened the door and saw that Meng Tangxi was dragging a suitcase outside.

At this time, Meng Tangxi has regained his image of a male god, with handsome and refreshing hairstyle, fashionable and temperamental clothes, he seems to have turned back to the male god with hundreds of thousands of girlfriends on Weibo.

Liu Lian looked Meng Tangxi up and down, from Meng Tangxi's graceful and smooth chin, to the small half of his collarbone exposed by his slightly open neckline, to his slender and straight thighs wrapped in jeans, and finally to his waist a certain location.

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi's crotch indiscriminately. Hearing what Bian Ji said so casually just now, he suddenly became concerned.

Meng Tangxi's size is indeed astonishing, at least not inferior to those pornographic films he used to watch... As for the shape...

Of course Meng Tangxi didn't know what Liu Lian was thinking, but he deliberately dressed up for a long time and even unbuttoned a few buttons on his clothes coquettishly. The absent-minded look immediately made him feel a little frustrated.

He was not willing to be ignored, so he supported the door frame with one hand, and gently lifted Liu Lian's chin with the other. When Liu Lian finally looked at him, he raised the corners of his mouth and smiled slightly: "Clean up." Already? Pack it up and let's go."

Only then did Liu Lian come back to his senses, he took a step back to avoid Meng Tangxi's hand, and looked away with some guilt: "Not yet, wait another 10 minutes."

Seeing Liu Lian avoiding his hand, Meng Tangxi was a little disappointed, but soon he smiled again, and said affectionately: "It doesn't matter, I am willing to wait as long as I want."

When Liu Lian thought that he was still in YY Mengtangxi just now, he immediately felt a little embarrassed, he turned around quickly, and concealed his delicate expression by packing his luggage.

While reminiscing about the touch of her fingertips just now, Meng Tangxi watched Liu Lian pack her luggage with great interest.

When Liu Lian bent down to fold clothes, he would reveal a part of his waistline, and when he pouted his buttocks slightly, he would highlight his round buttocks.

The more Meng Tangxi watched, the more parched his mouth became. He couldn't help rubbing his hands twice, but when he thought of the consequences of rushing up, he could only silently replay the murderous scene in the morning three times in his mind. Only then did he barely suppress the eagerness in his heart.

In order to divert attention, Meng Tangxi turned her head sadly and looked out the window, pretending to be looking at the scenery.

When Liu Lian finished packing his luggage, he saw Meng Tangxi leaning slightly on the window sill. Because of the backlight, his lowered eyelids cast a small shadow, and the corners of his graceful lips were slightly pursed. He looks shockingly handsome.

Even though she was used to seeing Meng Tangxi's appearance, Liu Lian's heart couldn't help but beat twice.

But of course Liu Lian didn't know, at this moment, Meng Tangxi, who was looking at the scenery outside the window with a serious face, was thinking about——

When will I be able to touch my wife's ass openly?

...It was a beautiful misunderstanding.

It's not too far from here to the scenic spot where Mengtangxi was filming. After taking the subway for more than half an hour, the two took the bus to the scenic spot.

After the two people dragged their luggage and got on the bus, there were no empty seats on the bus, so they could only find a place with fewer people and stand there, probably for the purpose of decorating more people, this bus is designed with seats at both ends There seems to be no seat in the middle.

It took Liu Lian a long time to squeeze into the innermost place and stood by the window. Meng Tangxi immediately followed and stood behind Liu Lian.

There were too many people on the bus, people were crowded and everyone stepped on them, and from time to time someone would yell and scold, Meng Tangxi frowned, stretched out his hands to support Liu Lian's shoulders, and protected Liu Lian with his arms .

Liu Lian noticed Meng Tangxi's movements, he paused slightly, but did not speak.

Meng Tangxi lowered her head and rested her chin on Liu Lian's shoulder, and whispered depressedly in his ear, "I just said we should take a taxi..."

Liu Lian trembled slightly when Meng Tangxi exhaled heat while speaking, and he pursed his lips: "Those taxis going to scenic spots will definitely kill customers, so why waste that money."

Meng Tangxi's voice became even more depressed: "There are a lot of people on the bus, and the air is so bad." After he finished speaking, he buried his face in Liu Lian's neck, moved his nose slightly, and sniffed the smell of Liu Lian's body.

Liu Lian felt his neck itching, and shrank back a bit, but because Meng Tangxi was firmly pressed in his arms, he had no choice but to act as Meng Tangxi's air freshener.

Meng Tangxi buried his face in Liu Lian's neck and sniffed for a while, he was immediately relieved, and he suddenly felt that it would be nice to squeeze the bus.

The bus moved slowly.

Because there were too many people, Meng Tangxi had to be close to Liu Lian, and the two of them were close together, with almost no gap.

Swaying on the bus, Meng Tangxi hugged Liu Lian while sniffing the smell in Liu Lian's neck, and gradually began to dream about something.

Liu Lian stood with his back to him, so his chest was against Liu Lian's back, and Liu Lian's waist was against his crotch.

Because of the height difference between the two, Liu Lian's buttocks went down a little bit below his crotch. Meng Tangxi's brain became hot, and he suddenly bent his knees and squatted down a little.

Ever since, Meng Tangxi clearly felt Liu Lian's rounded buttocks...

But before he felt it deeply, he soon regretted it.

The bus swayed and swayed, and he had to maintain the posture of sticking to Liu Lian's buttocks. After rubbing and rubbing like this, he quickly responded with a red face.

Liu Lian was silently watching the ever-changing scenery outside the window, when he suddenly felt the breath of Meng Tangxi on his neck getting hotter and hotter, and the breathing of the people behind him became more and more rapid.

Then he silently felt something push against the back of his ass.

Liu Lian: "..."

He hurriedly wanted to shrink back, but there were too many people on the bus, and his whole body was stuck to the window, there was no room for him to move forward, and Meng Tangxi sealed his left and right sides with both hands.

He came back to his senses, and quickly scolded Meng Tangxi in a low voice: "Are you Teddy? How can you be in heat on the bus!" There were dozens of people on this bus anyway!Meng Tangxi dared to be in front of so many people... Did he think he was making a pornographic film?

Meng Tangxi's face was flushed red, and he lowered his voice and said aggrievedly: "I don't know... I accidentally lost control..."

"Move away quickly," Liu Lian felt a sense of crisis in his heart as Meng Tangxi's thing poked on his buttocks with the swaying of the bus, "I don't know you."

Meng Tangxi blushed, feeling very wronged: "I don't want to, but the person I like is right in front of me, how can I bear it."

Liu Lian's face turned red immediately, and he gritted his teeth and was about to say something, but suddenly he heard Meng Tangxi moaning softly: "The air in this car is so bad, I seem to be a little motion sick..."

Liu Lian quickly became nervous: "Are you okay? Shall I help you find a plastic bag?...Don't spit on me."

Meng Tangxi buried her face in Liu Lian's neck, and said sullenly, "It's okay, let me hold you and smell your body."

Liu Lian was afraid that Meng Tangxi would spit him all over, so he didn't dare to move, and stood obediently and let Meng Tangxi hug him from behind.

After finally arriving at the station, Meng Tangxi was still lingering and refused to let go of Liu Lian.

After getting out of the car, Liu Lian looked at the energetic Meng Tangxi, only to belatedly realize that he seemed to have been taken advantage of.

He looked under Meng Tangxi blankly. Just now, Meng Tangxi took the opportunity to hug him and rubbed against his butt for a long time... Fortunately, it is winter, and Meng Tangxi's coat is long enough, otherwise it would be a minute That's it.

Meng Tangxi looked for the toilet awkwardly for a while, and then quickly got in to solve the problem after finding it.

Liu Lian could only wait silently for Meng Tangxi, while lowering her head to play with her mobile phone.

He played with his phone for a while, and suddenly received a message from Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: Tiannanxing apologized on Weibo and announced that he would quit the circle and go abroad. Now he is probably going to quit the circle completely. Anyway, he is ashamed to come back again. Durian Melaleuca: Thank you this time

Lychee Mousse: Hey, it should be!I have long felt that he is not a good person... By the way, I just went to find you, why aren't you here?

Durian Melaleuca: I'm gone

Lychee Mousse: Where have you been?

Durian Melaleuca: the famous scenic spot in city b

Lychee Mousse: ...with Meng Tangxi?

Durian Melaleuca: Yes

Lychee Mousse: You don't want to play with me!Emphasis on sex over girls!

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, why both of them said that he was "sexual"?Well, with Meng Tangxi's appearance, she is indeed pretty.

Durian Melaleuca: You don't hate him now?

Lychee Mousse: I hated him before because of you. Now that your misunderstanding has been cleared up, I have no reason to hate him, not to mention that he was my male god before. Durian Melaleuca: Women are really fickle creatures

Lychee Mousse: Hello!

Durian Melaleuca: Just kidding

Lychee Mousse: ...Brother, you know how to joke!My god, who taught you badly? !By the way, are you and Meng Tangxi... together?

Durian Melaleuca: Not yet

Lychee Mousse: "Not yet"?That is, it can be available in the future?come on!I'm a little excited when I think that I can be the sister-in-law of a male god!

Before Liu Lian had time to say anything, Li Zhi suddenly sent a document, and he subconsciously accepted it.

After he finished mourning his traffic, the file had already been received, and he clicked on it, and his dog's eyes lit up immediately.

"Ten Secrets Xiao Shou Must Know the First Time"

"How to use your body to win your attack"

"Detailed Explanation of Eighteen Forms of Longyang (with photos)"

"How to Use Chrysanthemums to Achieve Great Harmony in Life"

……

Lychee Mousse: Do you see what else you need?

Durian Melaleuca: ...I need you to get away mellowly