What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian stared at the massage stick in Meng Tangxi's hand, unable to recover for a long time, and it took him a while before he finally came to his senses.

Yesterday Li Zhi enthusiastically said that she would give him a gift... this massage stick?

Li Zhi actually gave him a massage stick? !

Liu Lian just felt dizzy for a while, and his whole body felt a little bad. Although he knew that his sister was sometimes off-line, he never expected that Li Zhi would give him a massage stick?Does he look that horny?

And he remembered that yesterday Li Zhi swore that he would like it!How could he like this kind of thing!fall!

But the worst thing is, Meng Tangxi will definitely misunderstand, that guy will definitely think that he bought this thing himself!Even if he wanted to explain it, he would definitely not be able to explain it clearly, after all, that guy likes to distort other people's words in the direction he wants!

Liu Lian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and couldn't help but look up at Meng Tangxi, only to see Meng Tangxi was still looking at him with a hurt face, and there was a trace of resentment in her eyes, as if she caught her husband cheating and The target was the wife of Lao Wang next door.

"You actually bought this kind of thing behind my back!" Meng Tangxi accused Liu Lian with her eyes.

Liu Lian struggled a bit: "I didn't buy it, someone gave it to me..."

"Who would give someone this kind of thing?!" Meng Tangxi obviously didn't believe it, "Even the closest friend would not give this kind of thing, right? Who gave it to you? Your previous blind date? Or the one just now? The wild man you know?!"

The more Meng Tangxi thought about it, the more depressed he felt, Liu Lian actually let him, a real big man, go to buy some massage stick behind his back!Even if Liu Lian didn't buy it but was given to him by someone else, wouldn't it be too ambiguous to give this kind of thing?

Liu Lian couldn't argue for a moment, he couldn't say it was a gift from his sister, could he?

Which sister from a good family would give this kind of thing to her brother?

He was completely beaten by Li Zhi!

"Tell me!" Meng Tangxi snorted, "You have the ability to buy a massage stick, you have the ability to admit it!"

Liu Lian couldn't think of any other reason, so he simply broke the jar, and he sighed, "Yes, I bought it myself."

Meng Tangxi's eyes widened: "You actually admitted it! You really bought it yourself! You actually bought this kind of thing..."

Liu Lian snorted coldly: "So what if I bought it myself? I can buy it if I want, what does it have to do with you." After speaking, he reached out to snatch the massage stick from Meng Tangxi's hand.

Meng Tangxi froze for a moment, and quickly stopped Liu Lian: "No, I won't let you use it!" He grabbed Liu Lian's wrist, because his strength was much stronger than Liu Lian, and Liu Lian couldn't move immediately.

"I need your permission to use a massage stick?" Liu Lian raised her eyebrows and snorted, "Who are you?"

Meng Tangxi blushed and said, "I'm your man!"

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, and Meng Tangxi took the opportunity to throw the massage stick under the sofa: "Anyway, I don't allow you to use it, if you need it..."

Meng Tangxi's fair face quickly flushed red: "If you need anything, you can come to me!"

Liu Lian was silent for a while, then shook his head and smiled, "You're a virgin, your skills must be poor."

Meng Tangxi never expected that he would be despised as a virgin one day, his face immediately turned redder, and after a while, he blushed and said: "Although I have no experience, I can learn, and I am willing to learn for you." For all the experience of going to bed, I am willing to unlock all the postures on the bed for you."

Liu Lian was suddenly shocked by Meng Tangxi's confession, and he came back to his senses after a while.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's expectant expression, Liu Lian subconsciously looked away, a little afraid to look directly into her eyes.

After a while, Liu Lian said blankly: "When you learn it, I don't know how many years it will be... To be honest, your skills are really bad. When you helped me do it yesterday, I don't feel comfortable at all." Meng Tangxi's masturbation skills are really not that good, and there are not many tricks, only jerking up and down, this is the truth.

Meng Tangxi was hit, and his expression couldn't help becoming depressed, but he couldn't refute it, because even he himself knew how bad his skills were.Before meeting Liu Lian, he didn't know how bad his skills were, but after meeting Liu Lian and enjoying Liu Lian's "service", he clearly realized how bad his skills were .

After being served by Liu Lian last night, he even regretted that the planes in the past ten years were all for nothing. He didn't even try that kind of excitement the first time he masturbated!

Of course, not only because of Liu Lian's good skills, but also because of Liu Lian, when he saw Liu Lian's face and heard Liu Lian's voice, he seemed unable to control his reaction. It was as if a beast that had been dormant for many years broke free at that moment.

Even Meng Tangxi himself didn't know how he controlled himself from pushing Liu Lian down last night.

When Meng Tangxi regained consciousness in a trance, he saw Liu Lian lying on the ground to pick up the massage stick he threw under the sofa.

Liu Lian was still wearing pajamas, and the pajamas seemed a bit short, and when he bowed his waist, a section of his white waist was exposed.

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian's white and slender waist exposed in front of her eyes, her eyes darkened.

For Meng Tangxi, the fact that Liu Lian bought a massage stick behind his back made him very angry, because he was actually not as good as a cold utensil as a living person.

But at the same time, he cheered up in the depths of his heart. Liu Lian's ability to buy massage sticks means that Liu Lian also has needs, Liu Lian also has desires, and Liu Lian's body is also very empty...

Before meeting Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi never knew that he would have such a strong desire for a person, and it was a man.After meeting Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi didn't even know how many sex dreams he had at night. The contents of those sex dreams were different, the only thing that was the same was that the other person in the dream was Liu Lian.

In those dreams, Liu Lian would be crushed by him, deeply penetrated by him, and plundered wantonly by him.

Meng Tangxi was still very distressed before, he always seemed to be provoked by Liu Lian too easily, he was almost like a beast in estrus, or a human-shaped Teddy who was day and night.

But until now, he suddenly realized that he was not alone.

It turns out that not only he alone has desires, but Liu Lian also has desires...

So when he saw Liu Lian bending over to pick up the massage stick, Meng Tangxi's brain suddenly became hot, and he stretched out his hand to touch Liu Lian's buttocks. He took off Liu Lian's pajama pants.

Liu Lian lay on the floor and reached out to try to get the massage stick that Meng Tangxi threw under the sofa, but because Meng Tangxi threw it too far, he stretched his arms for a long time but couldn't reach it.Just when he was going to get a broom or something, he suddenly felt heat on his buttocks, and a hand touched it.

He froze for a moment, but before he could react, the next moment, that hand pulled down his pajama pants presumptuously.

After feeling the coolness in her buttocks, Liu Lian was stunned.

Fuck!He was in a hurry to take off his underwear to wash it, and he hasn't had time to put on his underwear yet!

However, no matter how broken Liu Lian's heart was, it was already too late——

After Meng Tangxi accidentally pulled down Liu Lian's pajama pants, he thought he would see some of Liu Lian's tasteless underwear, so when he saw Liu Lian's white and round butt, he was stunned for three seconds and didn't respond come over.

But soon, when he realized what he saw, he felt the two places above and below heat up at the same time.

Liu Lian's skin is already very white, especially the waist and buttocks, which never see the light, are so white that it reflects light, is so white that it dazzles, and is so white that Meng Tangxi swallows his saliva. ditch……

Because Meng Tangxi had no chance to look at this place carefully before, even when he and Liu Lian helped each other last night, it was in the dark, so until now, he suddenly discovered that Liu Lian also had a bullet on his right buttocks. The small mole is particularly prominent and attractive on the mass of white snow.

That mole is too good at choosing where to grow...

Meng Tangxi couldn't help but have a dry mouth, and really wanted to lick that mole.

After Liu Lian came to his senses, he immediately got up and put on his pants, and turned his head to glare at a certain bastard playing hooligans in broad daylight.

But when he looked at Meng Tangxi, he couldn't help being stunned. He saw Meng Tangxi's eyes were straight, his face was reddish, and two tubes of nosebleeds were slowly flowing from his straight nose...

Liu Lian: "..."

Liu Lian was immediately annoyed and funny, not knowing whether to scold Meng Tangxi for daring to be a hooligan in broad daylight, or to laugh at Meng Tangxi for having a nosebleed after playing hooligans.

"You deserve it! Let you take off my pants!"

Liu Lian snorted coldly, but he still kindly handed Meng Tangxi a few tissues.

Meng Tangxi took the tissues in a daze, and stuffed them into his nostrils in a daze, but he couldn't stop them. Instead, the tissues were soon stained red.

Liu Lian frowned, and quickly patted Meng Tangxi's forehead: "Raise your head."

Meng Tangxi obediently raised his head, Liu Lian helped him wipe the nosebleed under his nose, rubbed two balls of tissues and stuffed them into his nostrils: "Keep this posture, don't move."

Liu Lian frowned: "Is there something wrong with you, why do you get nosebleeds all the time?"

Meng Tangxi raised his head and said, "Before I met you, I rarely had nosebleeds." After meeting Liu Lian, the number of his nosebleeds began to increase exponentially.

Liu Lian chuckled: "Blame me?"

Meng Tangxi blushed and said, "Who told you to seduce me all the time?"

"Me? Seduce you?" Liu Lian seemed to have heard some joke, "How did I seduce you?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "You seduce me with your body, with your voice, with your cooking skills...you don't wear underwear now, isn't it also to seduce me?"

Liu Lian originally wanted to refute, but was hit by the words "no underwear". He paused, and then became annoyed and said, "I seduced your sister!"

Meng Tangxi moaned and said, "Don't even try to seduce my sister. You have already seduced enough men. If you dare to seduce women, I will make you unable to get out of bed for a few days."

Liu Lian chuckled, "Just because of your skills?"

No matter which man is complained about his poor life, he will not be happy, let alone being complained about his poor life one after another... and he is still complained by someone he likes.

Meng Tangxi felt that his masculine dignity was being challenged, his brain became hot, and he stretched out his hand out of nowhere and pushed Liu Lian down on the sofa.

Meng Tangxi straddled Liu Lian and snorted, "How about my skills... Do you want to try it?"

Seeing Meng Tangxi looking down at her, Liu Lian couldn't help laughing, because although Meng Tangxi looked handsome at this time, there were still two big balls of tissues stuffed in his nostrils.

Liu Lian silently looked at the tissue balls in Meng Tangxi's nostrils, and finally couldn't help laughing.

Seeing Liu Lian who was lying under her shaking with laughter, Meng Tangxi suddenly became depressed. Could it be that his seduction just failed so much?It's okay that Liu Lian didn't respond at all, but he still smiled like this!

After 1 minute, Meng Tangxi suddenly realized that there were still two tissue balls stuffed in his handsome nostrils!Fortunately, he was still imagining how evil and crazy he was just now!It was all ruined by the tissue balls in his nostrils!

Seeing Liu Lian smiling like this, Meng Tangxi almost wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, but soon he became angry and pushed Liu Lian down on the sofa again, and then grabbed Liu Lian's chin with one hand, He leaned over and pressed down.

Meng Tangxi pinched Liu Lian's chin and kissed him fiercely. While kissing, he gnawed and bit Liu Lian's lips, as if venting his depression.

Liu Lian originally wanted to push Meng Tangxi away, but because of the tissue balls in Meng Tangxi's nostrils, she was so weak from laughing that she didn't have the strength to push Meng Tangxi away at all.

After being kissed by Meng Tangxi for a while, Liu Lian began to want to laugh again. When Meng Tangxi kissed him, the tissue balls in Meng Tangxi's nostrils swept across his face, making his face itchy.

Meng Tangxi was kissing vigorously, he was completely immersed in the kiss, and was very involved in it, but when he was kissing vigorously, Liu Lian suddenly laughed.

At first Meng Tangxi wanted to forcefully pretend not to care, but Liu Lian laughed harder and harder, and gradually her whole body began to tremble.

Meng Tangxi tried hard to calm Liu Lian down, and even bit Liu Lian's lips lightly as punishment, but no matter how hard he suppressed Liu Lian, Liu Lian kept laughing, and even laughed more and more. incredible.

In the end, Meng Tangxi could only lift his face with grief and indignation.

Meng Tangxi was very depressed: "Can't you kiss well when kissing?! What are you laughing at? What a joke!"

Liu Lian continued to laugh. After laughing for a long time, he finally stopped: "No way, the tissue balls in your nostrils..."

Meng Tangxi's face flushed immediately: "Can't you ignore this kind of thing when kissing? You just need to care about me alone!"

Liu Lian coughed softly: "I can't help it, the tissue ball is too existential... Can you get up quickly, you're always pushing against me, this kind of feeling is not good."

Meng Tangxi's face was extremely red, he had already reacted when he saw the mole on Liu Lian's butt just now, plus the kiss just now...he was already too hard.

Thinking of the scenery under Liu Lian's pajama pants, Meng Tangxi couldn't help but darken his eyes, and asked Liu Lian in a hoarse voice: "...Why didn't you wear underwear today? Is it to seduce me?"

Hearing Meng Tangxi's overcompensating words, the corners of Liu Lian's mouth twitched immediately: "You think too much, get up quickly." Just as he was speaking, Meng Tangxi actually became a little harder...

This unscrupulous humanoid Teddy!

"Then why don't you wear underwear?" Meng Tangxi hoarse and looked at Liu Lian with burning eyes.

Liu Lian looked away with a little guilty conscience: "I just washed my underwear, and I haven't had time to get new ones yet."

At this time, Meng Tangxi was extremely vigilant, and he quickly realized: "Why did you get up so early in the morning to wash your underwear? Could it be that you..."

Liu Lian was a little embarrassed: "It's none of your business, it has nothing to do with you anyway."

Looking at Liu Lian's expression, Meng Tangxi immediately sensed something was wrong. He blinked his eyes: "Could it be that you had a dream about sex with me last night..."

Liu Lian immediately retorted: "No! It's impossible!" His tone was a bit fierce, so when he blurted it out, he immediately realized it, and he couldn't help pursing his lips.

Looking at Liu Lian's awkward expression, Meng Tangxi felt overjoyed, and his heart softened into a ball, as if a group of little milk cats were gently scratching his heart, making his heart itchy and soft.

Every expression and every movement of Liu Lian, in his eyes, is so cute, so he likes it, making him wish to swallow the whole person.

However, Meng Tangxi knew that the time had not yet come, so even though his whole body was full of longing, even if he longed for this person desperately, even if he longed to press this person under him and enter hard...he could only do it now. Tolerate.

Meng Tangxi knew that if he forced Liu Lian when Liu Lian didn't want to, Liu Lian would definitely hate him.

Thinking of the text message that Liu Lian sent him not to see each other again, Meng Tangxi couldn't help lowering his eyes, he forcibly suppressed the urge in his heart, and struggled to get up from Liu Lian.

Liu Lian was a little surprised that Meng Tangxi let him go so easily, but soon he found that Meng Tangxi just got up from him, turned around and went into the toilet in an awkward posture.

Liu Lian immediately understood what Meng Tangxi was going to do, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. That bastard Meng Tangxi had helped him only once yesterday, so he must have been too energetic...but when he looked at the balcony facing the wind, When he stretched out his wet underpants, his expression suddenly became a little unnatural.

Knowing what Meng Tangxi was doing in the bathroom of his house, Liu Lian was sitting on pins and needles. Although he tried to do other things to divert his attention, he couldn't help but look in the direction of the bathroom.

In the end, he could only focus on the massage stick that Li Zhi gave him. After studying for a while, he received a message from Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: Brother, I saw that the item was signed for~ how about it!Like it?

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Lychee Mousse: When I first saw it, I thought it was especially suitable for you!You will love it!

Durian Melaleuca: I don’t have a sister like you

Lychee Mousse: Brother!Do not impulse!Have something to say!

Durian Melaleuca: I don’t have a sister like you who cheats my brother

Lychee Mousse: Where did I cheat you?I'm clearly thinking of you!

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Lychee Mousse: I've been single for so many years, brother, don't you have any needs?If you are in a relationship, it is not so easy to find a partner, and if you are 419, it may not be safe. A massage stick is the best choice for single gays!

Melaleuca durian: I don’t have a younger sister like you who gives massage sticks to my brother.

Lychee Mousse: Try it first!Just in case it doesn't work!

Durian Melaleuca: Surely you can’t return the product after trying it?

Lychee mousse: ... Anyway, you should try it first!The seller assured me that Liu Lian, who must be very happy, silently blocked Li Zhi's Koukou number.

A minute later, Li Zhi called. She cried and confessed her mistake and begged Liu Lian not to block her.

After Liu Lian extorted a bunch of snacks from Li Zhi, she mercifully added Li Zhi back.

Lychee Mousse: Brother!You are so cruel!He actually cruelly blocked such a cute little sister!

Durian Melaleuca: Have you placed an order for snacks?

Lychee Mousse: ...I'll go right away!

Lychee Mousse: By the way, next month I plan to wear a maid costume to the comic exhibition. I have taken a fancy to a Taobao store, but the price is a bit expensive, but if you buy two at once, you can get a [-]% discount...

Durian Melaleuca: So what?

Lychee mousse: In order not to let my lovely sister eat dirt, why don't we buy two together?

Liu Lian blocked Li Zhi's Koukou number again, and soon, Li Zhi called again, but just as Liu Lian picked it up, Meng Tangxi suddenly came out of the toilet.

Liu Lian was startled, subconsciously hung up Li Zhi's call.

Meng Tangxi had been paying attention to the movement outside the door when he was solving his physical problems in the toilet just now, and he had heard Liu Lian's phone calls one after another. He was suspicious, so he hurriedly solved the problem and planned to go out to see what happened.

But when he just walked out of the toilet, he saw Liu Lian hung up the phone in a hurry, and he became even more suspicious.

"Who were you on the phone with just now?"

After Liu Lian hung up Li Zhi's call, he realized that he didn't need to hang up at all. He pursed his lips and changed the subject: "...Why are you so fast?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that he seemed to have said something wrong.

In one day, not only was he disliked again and again as a bad life, but now he was even disliked for being fast. Meng Tangxi immediately snorted: "I'm not happy! I'm very persistent! If you don't believe me, try it!"