What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "No need. A novel."

He remembered that when he and Meng Tangxi helped each other last night, his hands were sore...so he didn't need Meng Tangxi to prove that he was durable.

Meng Tangxi was a little disappointed, but he also knew that a twisted melon was not sweet, so he didn't plan to prove it by force, anyway, there will be opportunities in the future.

"Should you go back?" In order to avoid Meng Tangxi continuing this question, Liu Lian tried to change the subject calmly.

Meng Tangxi blinked: "But I don't have a key, so I can't open the door..."

"Call someone to unlock the door." Liu Lian didn't know how many times he had found someone to unlock the door since he became a neighbor with Meng Tangxi. Telephone."

Seeing Liu Lian picked up the phone and was about to make a call, Meng Tangxi suddenly yelled "Oh".

Liu Lian paused, then looked up at Meng Tangxi: "What's wrong?"

Meng Tangxi blinked: "I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have brought a key when I came here yesterday... I just don't know where I accidentally dropped it."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Did you bring the keys here yesterday?"

Meng Tangxi looked away guiltily: "It seems so, I've been quite forgetful lately."

There was still something Liu Lian didn't understand, but he could only sigh and rubbed his temples: "Then where did you 'accidentally' lose the key?"

Meng Tangxi blinked: "I forgot, but it might be in your room..."

"My room?" Liu Lian frowned, "Why is your key in my room?"

Meng Tangxi chuckled: "Maybe it fell when I was on the bed with you last night."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and he immediately turned around and went back to the room, lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed to search for it, but he searched for a long time, not to mention the keys, he couldn't even find a hair.

Meng Tangxi stood at the door of the room and stared at Liu Lian's pouted buttocks. He kept looking for as long as Liu Lian was looking for, and he coughed lightly when Liu Lian got impatient, and said casually: "Why don't you look under the bed?"

Liu Lian raised her head and gave Meng Tangxi a sideways glance, then bent down to look under the bed, and sure enough, she found it.

He picked up the bunch of keys and threw them to Meng Tangxi: "Okay, get lost."

That bastard Meng Tangxi must have deliberately thrown the key under the bed last night, but both of them knew it well, so there seemed to be no need to expose it.

Smiling, Meng Tangxi caught the key thrown by Liu Lian with one hand, and then winked at Liu Lian: "Then I'll go first."

Liu Lian looked away: "Hurry up and get out."

After Meng Tangxi left, Liu Lian stood in the room, suddenly afraid to look directly at his bed.

After all, he and Meng Tangxi only helped each other on this bed last night, and his body even remembers the pleasure and joy at that time. Although Meng Tangxi's skills are indeed not very good, but Meng Tangxi was the one who secretly paid attention to him for so long The person he has bet on is the person he has invested so much in. Even if Meng Tangxi doesn't have any skills, it is enough to bring his spirit to a climax.

In fact, he could have rejected Meng Tangxi last night, but he didn't.

He knew that if he pushed Meng Tangxi away at the last moment, Meng Tangxi would not dare to force him, but he didn't.

Although his consciousness was clear last night, the darkness seemed to be tempting to sink, so no matter how clear he was, he still didn't push Meng Tangxi away.

He knew it was dangerous, he was already almost out of control of his heart, if he did something with Meng Tangxi beyond their current relationship, maybe he would be completely out of control, but even so, he still He didn't push Meng Tangxi away.

Liu Lian knew that his current situation was very bad. He clearly knew that there might be an abyss beyond redemption, but he still couldn't control himself to stop himself.

Thinking of the dream last night, he knew that something was completely out of his control, but he was helpless. No matter how hard he tried to make his heart as firm as a rock, Meng Tangxi could always shake him easily.

Liu Lian always thought that he was a calm person, but once he got close to Mengtangxi, he couldn't think calmly.

He sighed and thought about a question... Should he leave for a while, calm down and think about his relationship with Meng Tangxi?

He squinted his eyes and thought for a while, and finally picked up his mobile phone and called home.

Since she failed to find a blind date for Liu Lian last time, Mama Liu kept asking if there were any other suitable partners. However, it is not so easy to find a partner who also likes men and is willing to go on a blind date. Most of them even if they really like men. Secretly, not to mention confessing to parents, after all, there are still relatively few enlightened parents these days, even Liu's mother and Liu's father had to go through some mental struggles before gradually accepting it.

The reason Liu's mother and Liu's father knew that their son liked men was after the night when Liu Lian was locked on the roof. At that time, they were so anxious to find their son who hadn't returned all night. They were rushed to the hospital after being notified by the school. Liu Lian's class teacher learned the whole story from his mouth.

When Liu's mother and Liu's father learned that Liu Lian liked men from the class teacher, they felt as if they were hit by a bolt from the blue sky. If Liu Lian hadn't been hit so hard at that time, he was in a trance, maybe they wouldn't let it go so easily Liu Lian.

However, after Liu Lian was discharged from the hospital, he suffered from a severe blow and began to be autistic. He locked himself in the room all day and night. Liu's mother and Liu's father changed from being angry at the beginning to worrying. After checking a lot of information , they gradually accepted this fact.

It has been so many years now, and they have long accepted Liu Lian's sexual orientation. Except that sometimes they look at other people's children with emotion and envy, other things are very open.

But there are still very few parents like Liu's mother and Liu's father who can calmly accept that their son is gay, so even though Liu's mother asked many times, she still couldn't find a suitable partner, so after receiving a call from her son, she went A little disappointed to say this thing said again.

Liu Lian was a little bit dumbfounded, obviously he had told Liu's mother not to help him find a partner before, but Liu's mother was still stubborn, it seems that older women just like to pimp others.

"Mom, let's not talk about this for now," Liu Lian had no choice but to change the subject and get straight to the point, "I plan to go home and live for a while in a few days."

Mother Liu was very happy when she heard her son said that she wanted to go home. After all, Liu Lian hadn't been home for a long time, so she agreed immediately, but she was a little puzzled: "Okay, why did you suddenly say that you want to go home?"

Naturally, Liu Lian couldn't say that it was because the new neighbors came to harass him every day, so he could only say cheekily, "Because I miss you."

Mother Liu smiled and scolded Liu Lian, then hung up the phone and went to tidy up the room.

After Liu Lian finished making the phone call, he went to code words.

His novel has gradually reached its climax. The male protagonist who has always been going smoothly like the favored son of heaven is suddenly betrayed by all relatives, ruthless relatives, betrayed by friends, and brother-in-law. Not only was he chased and killed by Quan Wulin, but even Fa Xiao, who grew up with him in the past, wanted to take his head back to claim credit.

Such a sudden turnaround of the plot is naturally controversial. Liu Lian’s comments in these chapters are unprecedented, but most of them question whether Fleeting Qianzhong was hit in reality, so he wrote such a plot to retaliate against the society. , Some people even suspect that the reason for the sudden change in the writing style of Fleeting Qianzhong is because he sold the author number to someone else, and that the vest of Fleeting Qianzhong has changed to another person.

Most of the martial arts novels before Fleeting Years followed the traditional line of cool writing. Although the protagonists will also experience setbacks, most of them are just small winds and small waves. There has never been such a big wave that capsized the boat like this time. Especially in the early stage of this article, the protagonist had a smooth journey and suddenly suffered such a big change. It is no wonder that some people cannot accept it.

In the comment area under this novel, many readers have expressed that they can't read it anymore and want to abandon the article. After typing the words, Liu Lian ran to scan the comment area.

He scanned the comments one by one, but just shook his head and smiled.

Until he scanned a comment——

Don't talk nonsense!The fleeting male god is not taking revenge on society!Obviously it's just because you didn't read the text carefully!The fleeting male god has obviously done a lot of foreshadowing and laid a lot of foreshadowing before!Like chapter xx, and chapter xx, and chapter xx! ... If you don't read the text carefully, you blame the fleeting male god for revenge on society!Come on, the fleeting male god!Leave them alone!I love reading whatever you write!I want to give birth to monkeys for you!

Liu Lian glanced at the reader's ID - Mango Sweetheart.

He paused, and quickly realized, isn't this Meng Tangxi's reader account?

After that comment, Meng Tangxi sent him several long comments, and even tipped him a lot of money with a wave of his hand.

But what surprised Liu Lian the most was that Meng Tangxi actually read his novel so thoroughly. Not only did all the foreshadowings in the previous ones remain intact, but even several foreshadowings that he did not remember were found by Meng Tangxi. Out.

Liu Lian secretly wrote down those foreshadowings, and planned to turn around and make up for it.

This comment made Liu Lian change his opinion of Meng Tangxi a little. He always thought that Meng Tangxi would only post some unnutritious comments, but he didn't expect Meng Tangxi to read his novels so thoroughly, and he couldn't help feeling a little confidant .

After scanning the comment section, Liu Lian checked the time, ordered a takeaway, and then opened the game.

It was rare for Meng Tangxi to be offline, but his new apprentice was online. Liu Lian touched his chin, and then poked the ground privately.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Let's go, I'll take you to the copy

[Private Chat] [Ground Shanghai] Just the two of us?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] What are you afraid of, you fight monsters, I will help you increase blood [Private Chat] [Ground Shanghai] But my level is low

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] But my level is high

[Private Chat] [Ground Shanghai] Okay then

The two went to download the dungeon together, but the level of this dungeon was very difficult for Earth Shanghai. Even with the full-level nanny Durian Melaleuca, he still rushed to the street several times.

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] This doesn’t work, let’s fight monsters together [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] What nonsense, I’m a delicate nanny, it’s too late for you to protect me [Team] [Ground Shanghai] But it’s only me It's hard to fight alone [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] It doesn't matter, just die a few more times [Team] [Ground Shanghai] Okay then

After dying dozens of times on the ground, the two finally cleared the dungeon smoothly.

Looking at Dihai with his equipment in tatters on the screen, Liu Lian stroked his chin and sent Dihai a thank you.

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] Serve the teacher's wife

[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Don't call me Mistress, I'm a man [Team] [Ground Shanghai] Okay, Mistress

Liu Lian shook his head and smiled, and then sent a transaction application to Shanghai.

Soon, Di Shanghai resolutely refused.

[Team] [Ground Shanghai]? ? ?

【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】Take it

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] I can't ask for so many things

[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Take it, I won't play anymore

Just now Liu Lian sent all the unbound props on the account of Durian Melaleuca to the trading box. Although his net worth is not too much, he still has a lot of good things.

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] Stop playing?Why?

【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】Fate gathers and breaks up, causes rise and dies, why are there so many?

[Team] [Ground Shanghai]... Does Master know?

【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】He will know soon

Now that Liu Lian has made up his mind to go home and calm down for a while, of course it is impossible to play games again.

After all, Meng Tangxi already knew that the Durian Melaleuca in the game was him.

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] Then will you come back?

[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Not sure, maybe, maybe not [Team] [Ground Shanghai] I think we will meet again

【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】Maybe

Liu Lian sent another transaction application to Shanghai, and this time Shanghai accepted it.

After relaxing, Liu Lian quit the game, and then uninstalled the game that had accompanied him for several days.

Not long after uninstalling the game, he heard the doorbell outside the living room ring.

Liu Lian thought it was a takeaway, so she turned around and went to the living room to open the door, but when she opened the door, there was a depressed Meng Tangxi outside.

The moment he saw Meng Tangxi, Liu Lian felt a little guilty. After all, he just told Meng Tangxi's apprentice that he stopped playing games... Could it be that Meng Tangxi's apprentice told Meng Tangxi about this so soon?

But he didn't expect that Meng Tangxi said, "My account has been hacked!"

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment: "Have your account been hacked?"

"Well," Meng Tangxi said with a gloomy face, "Game account, I just wanted to log in to the game, but the result kept showing that the password was wrong. I must have been hacked!"

Liu Lian thought of Meng Tangxi's ostentatious local tyrant account, and thought that it would be strange if he was so ostentatious that he would not be targeted by hackers, but he didn't show it on his face, and just smiled lightly: "It's useless to find me if your account is hacked in the game. It’s better to find a way to retrieve the password by yourself...but if you lose the money and equipment, you will lose it, so don’t take it too seriously.”

Meng Tangxi looked depressed: "It doesn't matter if the money and equipment in the game are lost. I don't care. I don't have much money anyway..." He was just depressed that he couldn't play games with Liu Lian today. , the first thing he did was not to call the game company, but to tell Liu Lian that he could not play the game today.

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, this guy really has a lot of money!No wonder it was hacked!

"Look, my account has been hacked. Don't you invite me in to sit down and comfort me?" Meng Tangxi quickly revealed his true purpose for coming here.

Normally, Liu Lian would definitely not pay attention to Meng Tangxi, but firstly, he just uninstalled the game, and secondly, he will move back home soon... Thinking of these two things, he softened his heart and called Meng Tangxi Tangxi let it in.

Meng Tangxi didn't expect him to enter the hall again so smoothly, and couldn't help secretly giving a thumbs up to himself for playing by ear, it's really witty!He curled the corners of his mouth and smiled smugly where Liu Lian couldn't see.

And when Liu Lian turned around, Meng Tangxi was already sitting on the sofa with a very depressed expression.

"Think about it," Liu Lian comforted Meng Tangxi on the surface, but secretly rejoiced that at least Meng Tangxi would not find out that he stopped playing games within today, "It's no big deal."

At this moment, the doorbell outside the living room rang again.

Knowing that this time it must be a food delivery, Liu Lian turned around and opened the door.

Just when Liu Lian was going to pick up the takeaway, Meng Tangxi suddenly heard a familiar text notification tone, and when he lowered his head, he saw the mobile phone that Liu Lian had put on the table just now, because when he bought the mobile phone for Liu Lian, he also specially gave it to Liu Lian. He bought an identical mobile phone and planned to use it as a couple phone with Liu Lian, so he subconsciously thought that the mobile phone belonged to him, and then habitually picked up the mobile phone and swipe the screen to unlock it——

Then he saw the text message Liu Lian had just received.

Li Zhi: By the way, last time you said you would promise the bastard next door and then dumped him hard, how is the plan going now?

Meng Tangxi was stunned for a second before realizing that the phone was not his, but Liu Lian's.

Meng Tangxi was stunned for another second, wait, the bastard next door?

Isn't he the bastard next door to Liu Lian? !

...Wait, what's the deal with saying yes to the bastard next door and dumping him? !

Meng Tangxi felt bad all of a sudden.

This time it was really bad.

So when Liu Lian turned back to the living room with the takeaway, she saw Meng Tangxi holding his mobile phone with a shocked expression on his face.

"What are you doing with my phone?" Liu Lian frowned.

When Meng Tangxi heard Liu Lian's voice, she came back to her senses immediately, and quickly stammered and explained: "I just heard the text message notification tone and thought it was my mobile phone, because I also bought a mobile phone that is exactly the same... "

Meng Tangxi stammered and explained for a long time before suddenly realizing something was wrong!None of this is the point!

The point is that text message just now!

"That's not important," Meng Tangxi gritted her teeth, "What's the matter with this text message? Why did your sister say you were going to promise me and then dumped me? What's the matter with this text message?!"

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Li Zhi to take what he said casually seriously.

Seeing Liu Lian's somewhat surprised expression, Meng Tangxi immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "She must be joking with you, right?! It must be like this, right?"

Liu Lian was silent for a moment, then suddenly nodded and said, "Since you have seen it, there is nothing you can do about it, the fact is like this."

Meng Tangxi was stunned, and he repeated in disbelief: "That's the truth? That's it?"

"The truth is," Liu Lian smiled faintly, "I plan to promise you slowly and step by step, and then I will shake you off hard."

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian fixedly, still in disbelief: "Why?" Could it be that Liu Lian's tenderness towards him yesterday was all an illusion?Could it be that Liu Lian's kindness to him was a gentle trap?

Liu Lian pursed his lips, and after a while, he said slowly, "...because I hate you, very, very much."

Meng Tangxi was stabbed in the chest by Liu Lian's words, and his expression was a little hurt: "Why? Because I'm too pestering? Because I annoy you every day? Because I'm always chasing after you?"

Liu Lian shook her head and smiled: "No."

Meng Tangxi stared into Liu Lian's eyes, and asked with difficulty, "That's...why?"

He didn't believe that Liu Lian would hate him for no reason.

He didn't believe that Liu Lian's tenderness towards him was just a trap...

Looking at Meng Tangxi's injured expression, Liu Lian suddenly felt both pain and pleasure in her heart, as if tearing open a wound that had already scabbed: "Do you still remember when you were in junior high school, there was a boy who wrote you a confession letter?" ?"

Meng Tangxi immediately remembered the thin boy with vague appearance in his dream, and the lonely back when he walked out of the school gate alone...

Seeing Meng Tangxi's dazed expression, Liu Lian sneered: "You don't remember it for a long time, right? After all, he is just an inconspicuous person who no one would care about even if he disappeared."

"He was despised and ridiculed by the teacher, bullied and insulted by his classmates, he was even locked on the roof all night, and finally forced to drop out of school..." Liu Lian seemed to be telling other people's stories, his tone was very calm, "and all of this is a Because of one person."

Liu Lian looked straight at Meng Tangxi, and Meng Tangxi's eyes widened immediately: "Could it be that boy is..."

Liu Lian nodded, smiled and said, "That's right, that boy is me."

"...And the person who made me suffer so badly is you."

Meng Tangxi's eyes widened, and he didn't realize it for a long time. He never imagined that there would be such a coincidence in this world!In any case, he never imagined that the person he pursued after many years was actually the person who had confessed to him many years ago and made him have a shadow of homosexuality.

The cycle of fate, the cycle of cause and effect, seems to have been predestined.

After finishing speaking, Liu Lian suddenly felt relieved, as if he had finally untied the knot accumulated for many years: "I wanted to agree to you slowly, and then dumped you severely, making you sad too...but since I was rejected... If you find out, there is no other way, anyway, my goal has almost been achieved."

"Go away, we're done."