What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian lay on the bed for a while, and then suddenly thought of a question, wait, Meng Tangxi said that he was only halfway through the shower and there was still foam on his body, so didn't he rub it all over the bed just now? !

No wonder he felt that Meng Tangxi's body was greasy just now!

Liu Lian quickly turned over and kicked Meng Tangxi off the bed.

Meng Tangxi, who was immersed in the aftertaste, was suddenly kicked out of bed by Liu Lian. After being stunned for a long time, he suddenly became aggrieved: "What are you doing! Even if you turn your back on someone and don't recognize him, you won't kick him out of bed! You are simply ruthless!"

Liu Lian resisted the urge to twitch the corners of his mouth: "Did you rub all the foam on your body onto my bed sheet just now?"

Only then did Meng Tangxi think of this incident, and she choked for a moment. After a long time, she moaned and said, "...I feel like I'm coming, how can I control so much..."

Liu Lian immediately raised his forehead: "Go and wash off the foam on your body!"

Meng Tangxi groaned again and said, "It's so dark, how can I boil water?"

Liu Lian paused: "Where are the candles?"

Meng Tangxi pondered: "I seem to have landed in the living room just now..."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "Then why don't you go find it!"

Liu Lian remembered that his mobile phone was out of his hand just now, and he didn't know where it fell, so he got out of bed quickly, and followed Meng Tangxi to the living room to look for it.

The living room was very dark, Meng Tangxi was looking for candles on the other end, and Liu Lian was looking for his mobile phone on the other end, because it had been a long time, and the screen of Liu Lian's mobile phone had long since turned off, so he could only fumble for his mobile phone in the dark.

He searched for it, and accidentally bumped into Meng Tangxi head-on.

Liu Lian paused, his lips seemed to have touched something soft just now...

Before he could react, Meng Tangxi yelled, "You kissed me secretly!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi's tone became shy: "I hate it, if you want to kiss me, just say so, I won't let you kiss, why did you secretly kiss me..."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, ignored Meng Tangxi, and continued to turn around to look for the phone. He was looking for it, but something suddenly rubbed his butt hard.

Before he could react, Meng Tangxi yelled again: "I seem to have accidentally touched something just now!"

Liu Lian: "..."

"I don't know what it is, but it feels soft and feels good."

After searching for a long time, Liu Lian finally found his mobile phone under the sofa. He quickly turned on the screen of the mobile phone and took a photo in Meng Tangxi's direction. Then, he saw Meng Tangxi closing his eyes and pouting his lips, preparing to join in. Big face coming over.

Sensing the light from the phone screen, Meng Tangxi quickly opened his eyes. He looked at Liu Lian's calm eyes and blinked, not a bit embarrassed: "You finally found your phone? Exactly, help me find the candle Well, I searched for a long time and couldn't find it..."

Liu Lian silently moved the phone screen down, only to see a few candles beside Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi blinked again: "I haven't found it after searching for a long time, so it's here. Sure enough, the most dangerous place is the safest place, hahaha..."

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi calmly: "Go back and boil the water."

Meng Tangxi had no choice but to pouted, stood up aggrieved, turned and walked out reluctantly.

But when he walked to the door of Liu Lian's house, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he said in a surprised tone: "Ah! I actually forgot to bring the key!"

Although Meng Tangxi tried his best to conceal the surprise in his tone, Liu Lian still didn't believe it. He raised his eyebrows, walked towards Meng Tangxi himself, and looked at Meng Tangxi's whole body with his eyes...Meng Tangxi only came over with a towel around her There are obviously no pockets on bath towels, but there may be pockets on underwear.

But Liu Lian had just helped each other with Meng Tangxi, although it was in the dark, but of course he could feel if there was any foreign object in Meng Tangxi's underwear.

Liu Lian was silent for a moment, it seems that this guy never brought the key with him from the beginning.

This is a premeditated conspiracy.

When Liu Lian was silent, Meng Tangxi sneezed suddenly, then he sniffed and said, "I'm starting to feel cold, it's so cold, if I catch a cold again, wouldn't I have to trouble you to take care of me again? That's so embarrassing..."

Of course Liu Lian could hear what Meng Tangxi was beating around the bush to imply. He sighed and said resignedly, "Okay, I'll boil the water for you. You can sleep at my house tonight."

Meng Tangxi tried hard to conceal her joy, pretending to be helpless and said: "... that's the only way to go."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "But I can only sleep on the sofa."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "The sofa is the sofa!"

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi suspiciously, then turned and went into the kitchen to boil hot water.

While Meng Tangxi was taking a bath, Liu Lian changed his clothes and found another set of loose clothes for Meng Tangxi to replace. Then he went to the kitchen to make dinner. Fortunately, he had a gas stove at home, so he wouldn't even have a hot mouthful. miss a meal.

By the time Meng Tangxi had changed and came out of the bathroom, Liu Lian had already cooked two bowls of fried rice with eggs and brought them to the dining table.

Seeing that Liu Lian had changed into clothes, Meng Tangxi was a little disappointed, but soon he cheered up again, and now he was wearing Liu Lian's clothes, those clothes that used to fit Liu Lian's skin, are now Wearing on his body, the pair of panties that used to wrap Xiao Liuliu are now tightly wrapping his little Mengmeng...

"The clothes are nice, but a little small."

Liu Lian raised her head and glanced at Meng Tangxi. The set of clothes that were a bit loose for him became a bit tight on Meng Tangxi. Although Meng Tangxi's figure was also thin, her frame was bigger than his. No. [-], and the trousers, which were a little too long for him, exposed a section of his ankle when worn on Meng Tangxi's body.

Just when Liu Lian was silently saying, "It's great to be tall?", Meng Tangxi suddenly smiled: "The underwear is also a little small, not only small, but also a little tight, and it's a bit uncomfortable...but it looks like For the sake of you wearing it, forget it."

Liu Lian: "...Sorry, these underwear are new, I haven't worn them."

Meng Tangxi suddenly turned pale with shock: "Haven't you worn these underwear?" Thanks to the fact that he was still holding this pair of underwear reverently in his hand just now, he was just short of burning incense, and he still flirted with that pair of underwear for a long time, even buried his head After sniffing for a while, although I didn't smell anything.

Liu Lian: "..."

He bought this pair of underwear at a special price in the supermarket before. After he bought them, he realized that the size was a bit too big for him. Will he tell Meng Tangxi this reason?

Meng Tangxi looked unhappy: "If you haven't even worn the other party's underwear, how can you call him a friend?! Remember not to do this next time!"

Liu Lian: "There will be no next time!"

When eating, Liu Lian set up a candle on the dining table, and then the two of them ate dinner in the flickering candlelight.

While eating, Meng Tangxi suddenly raised his head and looked at Liu Lian: "Are we now... a candlelight dinner?"

Liu Lian instinctively wanted to refute, but when he raised his head and looked at Meng Tangxi through the candlelight, he was suddenly taken aback.

In the flickering pale yellow candlelight, Meng Tangxi's face seemed particularly handsome, especially when his eyes were staring at Liu Lian seriously, which made Liu Lian's heart beat wildly.

The reason why Liu Lian fell in love with Meng Tangxi at the beginning was not only Meng Tangxi's positive and sunny personality, but also Meng Tangxi's dazzling appearance. Everyone has a love of beauty, and almost everyone judges people by their appearance Everything is superficial.

Even Liu Lian himself thought that most of the reason why he was attracted to Meng Tangxi was because of Meng Tangxi's looks, but not only because of Meng Tangxi's looks.

If it's just a handsome person, Bi Zhongyu can be regarded as one, but Liu Lian didn't feel anything when facing Bi Zhongyu.

Even Liu Lian himself doesn't know exactly what he likes about Meng Tangxi. Of course, if he knows this, he doesn't have to worry about it and worry about it at all.

Liu Lian paused, then said vaguely: "Probably count, but it doesn't count."

Meng Tangxi raised her eyebrows: "What do you mean?"

Seeing Meng Tangxi raising his eyebrows, Liu Lian's heart beat faster again: "... eat your meal, don't ask so many questions."

Meng Tangxi curled her lips and continued to eat with her head down.

After the two of them finished eating, Meng Tangxi offered to wash the dishes.

As a good man, of course he has to behave well in front of his wife!

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment: "Can you clean it?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "Of course! Don't underestimate the ability of a single man to do housework! Washing dishes is just a trivial matter!"

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi suspiciously: "If you break the bowl, you will pay ten for the broken bowl."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "I will compensate you with myself, do you want it?"

Liu Lian chuckled: "I'm sorry, I can't think of any use for you."

Meng Tangxi immediately retorted unwillingly: "I'm very useful!"

Liu Lian: "For example?"

Meng Tangxi: "For example, warming the bed, warming the bed, and warming the bed."

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi hurriedly counted with his fingers: "You can order me to buy breakfast as you like, you can ask me to scan bullet screens, comments, and coins when you post a song, and you can take me to support the scene if you go shopping or attend the classmate reunion. The important thing is that I can help you warm your bed when you sleep at night, and when you need it, I can also help you... How about it, are you excited?"

Liu Lian: "Please wash the dishes as quietly as a chicken."

When Meng Tangxi was washing the dishes quietly, Liu Lian carried two quilts out of the room, one for the sofa and the other for Meng Tangxi's cover. Also came out of the kitchen.

As soon as Liu Lian looked up and saw Meng Tangxi's appearance, she was stunned. Around Meng Tangxi's waist was the red rice apron he gave when he bought peanut oil at a special price in the supermarket last time. There was also a cute red panda pattern on it, because He used to think that Mifen red was too bright and blinding, so he never used it. After buying it, he threw it in a corner of the kitchen... Now, looking at Meng Tangxi, who is 1.8 meters five, wearing that little Mifen red apron, The visual effect is not generally shocking.

And when Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi dumbfounded, Meng Tangxi also looked at Liu Lian dumbfounded.

He originally thought that Liu Lian was just talking about letting him sleep in the living room. After all, his lovely daughter-in-law would never be so cruel, but he never thought that Liu Lian really planned to let him sleep in the living room.Looking at the two quilts on the sofa, he fell into a deep depression——

What is he trying so hard tonight for so long?What are you drawing!

Looking at Meng Tangxi's gloomy expression, Liu Lian showed her first sincere smile tonight: "...good night, I wish you a sweet dream."

Meng Tangxi said with a complicated expression: "Good night."

Liu Lian left a candle for Meng Tangxi, and then went into the room with her mobile phone.

After closing the door, Liu Lian hesitated for a while whether to lock it or not. He usually has no habit of locking it when he sleeps. After all, he is the only one living in the house... Although when he moved out a few years ago, he was extremely lack of security. Even if he is the only one at home, he has to lock the door of the room to sleep, but now his symptoms have improved a lot.

Liu Lian hesitated for a while, feeling that he should not have expectations of Meng Tangxi's integrity, and then decisively locked the door behind her.

After locking the door, Liu Lian lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone. He switched between the two accounts and checked Weibo respectively. He found that many of the writers he followed would go to the Internet Authors Conference, and there were many others. Seeing that he would go to the city b comic exhibition, he couldn't help but sighed, and at the same time silently prayed that he wouldn't meet the same group of people on these two occasions.

Should he try out cross-dressing?After all, many people don't know the gender of Fleeting Qianzhong, maybe he can wear women's clothing... In this way, no one will associate Fleeting Qianzhong with Durian Melaleuca.

...Wait, isn't it weird to wear women's clothing for this reason? !

Liu Lian shook her head quickly, and shook those unreliable thoughts out of her mind.

But soon, Liu Lian suddenly remembered that Meng Tangxi seemed to be wearing women's clothing.

Many girl cosplayers will play male characters, and many male cosplayers will also play female characters. Meng Tangxi has played female characters several times before. Maybe it’s because of the post-production p-picture technology that the feature film of Meng Tangxi’s women’s clothing is not in the slightest. Harmonious, and looks quite stunning.

But Liu Lian doesn't like women, even men who wear women's clothing, so he didn't pay much attention to Meng Tangxi's women's clothing cosplay at the time... Now thinking about it, Liu Lian suddenly felt that it was a good idea to let Meng Tangxi wear women's clothing.

Maybe give it a try next time...

At this moment, Liu Lian's cell phone rang suddenly, and when he picked it up, it turned out to be Li Zhi.

"Brother! When I was shopping on Taobao just now, I saw something that was particularly suitable for you, so I placed an order!" Li Zhi on the other end of the phone said in a mysterious tone.

Liu Lian paused: "Huh?"

Li Zhi continued to say in a mysterious tone: "Because the buyer is from the same city, it will probably arrive tomorrow."

Liu Lian asked curiously, "What?"

Li Zhi chuckled: "Secret! But you will definitely like it!"

Liu Lian couldn't help laughing: "Then I will wait for your gift."

At the same time, Meng Tangxi lay on the sofa tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. Firstly, it was still early, and he would never be able to go to bed at this time. Secondly, thinking that Liu Lian was not far away, he couldn't fall asleep at all.

After tossing and turning on the sofa for a long time, he finally couldn't help but crawled up, then tiptoed and walked cautiously towards Liu Lian's room.

Looking at the doorknob of Liu Lian's room, Meng Tangxi fell into a painful struggle, to open or not to open, this is a question.

After opening the door, there was his lovely daughter-in-law in the room. The night was dark and windy, lonely and widowed, living together in the same room, burning firewood...

But when he thought of Liu Lian's possible expression and reaction when he woke up the next day, he didn't dare to open the door.

Just when Meng Tangxi was struggling, he suddenly heard voices in the room. He froze for a moment, and quickly put his ear to the door to eavesdrop.

Then Meng Tangxi heard Liu Lian's gentle and smiling voice, and chuckled a few times from time to time, his tone was so doting... The alarm bell in his heart suddenly blew.

Meng Tangxi suddenly became furious. It was so late, and Liu Lian was still on the phone with someone else!And the tone is so gentle!Still so doting!This unruly man!

Meng Tangxi was in a hurry, and without thinking, she reached out and turned the doorknob.

However, when he twisted it vigorously, the doorknob did not budge.

He paused and twisted again, but the doorknob still didn't budge.

After 1 minute, he finally realized that Liu Lian actually locked the door behind him!

Liu Lian actually locked the door!

Meng Tangxi only felt that a thunderbolt hit him on the head on a sunny day, causing his eyes to glisten. There were only Liu Lian and him in the house, but Liu Lian locked the door behind him. What does this mean? !

This shows that Liu Lian is actually wary of him!

Liu Lian was wary of him? !

Does he look like the kind of wretched guy who stays up late at night and sneaks into a decent woman's room? !

Meng Tangxi, who didn't sleep most of the night and secretly wanted to sneak into Liu Liang's wife and man Lian's room, thought indignantly.

But because he couldn't open the door, he could only squat at the door pitifully, staring at the doorknob, emitting waves of resentment.

Meng Tangxi squatted at the door of Liu Lian's room for more than ten minutes, but was finally so cold that she could only return to the sofa reluctantly.

Depressedly, he threw himself on the sofa, pulled the quilt over his head, and buried his face with the quilt.

This quilt was probably carried by Liu Lian from his bed. Meng Tangxi sniffed it vigorously, and seemed to smell a little body fragrance from Liu Lian's body. His face was buried in the quilt.

Smelling deeply the smell in the quilt, Meng Tangxi gradually fell asleep.

The next day, when Liu Lian woke up, she felt that she was not well.

Maybe it was because he helped each other with Meng Tangxi last night, his spirit and body were greatly stimulated, and he actually had a particularly voluptuous dream last night.

It's normal to have erotic dreams, but the object of his erotic dreams is actually Meng Tangxi, which is very abnormal.

Although Liu Lian has occasionally had sex dreams over the years, most of the other people in his dreams have blurred faces, like a man with a mosaic effect. Of course, occasionally he may be a male star or a male model, but the reality For the people here, this is the first time.

Although he has liked Meng Tangxi for so many years, he has always had a pure spiritual crush and never thought about it in that direction. He even dared not imagine kissing Meng Tangxi before, let alone go to bed.

But last night, he dreamed of Meng Tangxi. He dreamed that he and Meng Tangxi were rolling over on his bed... and he was still the one at the bottom.

Liu Lian's whole person is a bit bad, although he has long realized that he may have a tendency to be a zero-and in fact, most homosexuals aspire to be a zero-but it may be because he has written too much and read too many Tanmei novels , he always subconsciously felt that it seemed a little shameful to want to be the next one.

But of course, compared to longing to be number zero, what is more embarrassing is that the object of his fantasies is actually Meng Tangxi.

Liu Lian rumpled his hair in distress, he lifted the quilt to take a look, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

Probably because he had vented once yesterday, the bed sheet was still clean, he just stained his underwear.

He quickly got up and took off his underwear, then ran to the bathroom in the room to wash it with his hands.

After washing the underwear, Liu Lian secretly opened the door of the room a crack and looked into the living room.

Seeing that Meng Tangxi was still lying on the sofa with his head buried in a deep sleep, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and planned to hang up his underwear quickly before Meng Tangxi woke up... If Meng Tangxi found out, that Brain Tonic Emperor would definitely Will make up dozens of gigabytes of content without authorization!

Liu Lian quickly passed the living room, and then walked to the balcony to dry her underwear.

After Liu Lian finished drying her underwear, before she could breathe a sigh of relief, the doorbell outside the living room suddenly rang.

Liu Lian, who was a bit guilty at first, was startled. After a few seconds of being at a loss, he immediately stretched out his hand and pretended to put away his clothes.

Meng Tangxi was woken up quickly. He rubbed his hair and got up from the sofa, looked at Liu Lian who was collecting clothes on the balcony, then looked back at the door outside the living room, then turned and walked outside. go.

The courier boy outside the door, Meng Tangxi helped Liu Lian sign for it, and then returned to the living room with the box.

He shook the box and asked Liu Lian, "What is it?"

Liu Lian continued to collect the clothes with a guilty conscience: "I don't know..."

Meng Tangxi tilted her head: "Then let me take it apart for you to have a look?"

Liu Lian answered absent-mindedly: "Take it apart."

Probably Li Zhi gave him a gift, nothing more than watches, clothes, pens and the like?

Meng Tangxi opened the courier in a few moments, but when he saw the contents of the box, he was speechless for a long time.

After Liu Lian finished collecting the dry clothes, he realized that Meng Tangxi seemed to have been silent for a long time, so he turned around suspiciously, and when he saw the things in the box, he was also speechless for a long time.

A moment later, Meng Tangxi picked up the 18cm long massage stick in the box with trembling hands, and looked at Liu Lian with a hurt face: "...you really would rather buy this than find me."