What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Silently, Liu Lian wanted to withdraw his hand, but the next moment Meng Tangxi pressed it firmly on his chest.

Meng Tangxi finally summoned up his courage and turned his head to meet Liu Lian's eyes.

When the two looked at each other, Liu Lian began to feel his heart beating faster again. This feeling was very strange and confused him...Why did he only feel this way when facing Meng Tangxi?On the inside, Lu Renjia obviously has more common topics with him. They have similar interests and hobbies, and even their three views and personalities are very compatible. On the outside, although Meng Tangxi is indeed handsome, Bi Zhongyu is not bad. , but why didn't he feel his heart beating faster when facing Lu Renjia and Bi Zhongyu?

At the same time, Meng Tangxi's heart began to beat wildly. He looked down at the way Liu Lian was looking at him steadily, and suddenly felt as if a little milk cat was gently scratching his heart with a small feather, and his heart was a little itchy. , and a little soft, and when he looked down and saw Liu Lian's slightly red lips because of the spicy food he had just eaten, his mouth suddenly became dry, and his brain became hot, so he couldn't help but lower his head.

Liu Lian was contemplating when she suddenly noticed that Meng Tangxi had lowered her head, and immediately turned away without thinking.

So the next moment, Meng Tangxi's lips fell on Liu Lian's cheek.

Before Liu Lian had time to breathe a sigh of relief, the next moment, he felt his earlobe fell into the enemy's mouth.

The moment before Meng Tangxi kissed, Liu Lian turned his face away. He was very disappointed in his heart, but soon, his eyes were attracted by Liu Lian's ears. Liu Lian's ears were very thin, but the earlobes were fleshy. Yes, it looks small and cute, probably because of the cold, it is slightly glowing.

So Meng Tangxi's brain twitched, and he opened his mouth to take Liu Lian's earlobe into his mouth.

Liu Lian's ears are very sensitive, and after Meng Tangxi sucked his earlobe into his mouth, he couldn't help trembling all over, especially the next moment Meng Tangxi still had his earlobe in his mouth, biting it lightly with his teeth, He also stuck out his tongue and licked it.

The other party's scorching breath sprayed in the ears, as if a cluster of small electric currents were brought up. Liu Lian, who had never been treated like this, couldn't help but trembled again, and even his scalp felt a little numb.

Meng Tangxi still couldn't finish it, licking and biting Liu Lian's earlobe in his mouth, as if he would swallow Liu Lian's earlobe in one gulp the next moment.

It took Liu Lian a long time to come back to his senses, and when he realized it, he quickly stretched out his hand and pushed Meng Tangxi away.

He stretched out his hand to cover his earlobe, which was still dripping with the other's saliva, and stared at Meng Tangxi in disbelief.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's swollen red earlobes, and licked the corners of his mouth eagerly.

Liu Lian instantly became angry from embarrassment: "Get out!"

Meng Tangxi paused, seemed a little dazed and a little hurt, and after a while he reminded Liu Lian: "This is my home."

Only then did Liu Lian come to his senses, snorted coldly, turned around and walked towards the gate, bumping into Meng Tangxi hard on purpose as he passed by.

After Liu Lian closed the door vigorously, Meng Tangxi touched the place where Liu Lian hit her, thinking sadly, this must be the domestic violence of love...?

Trembling with anger, Liu Lian's hand shook for a long time when he took out the key, and finally found the keyhole.

When he got home, he threw himself on the bed and buried his face in the pillow.

He stretched out his hands to grab the pillow, full of depression, he didn't know how many times he was shaken, he had clearly made up his mind to reject Meng Tangxi, saying that he wanted to give Meng Tangxi a chance was just an excuse, but whenever Meng Tangxi When Tangxi made that kind of intimate gesture towards him, his heart couldn't help but shake...

While he hated himself for being worthless, he couldn't help recalling the feeling just now.

After a while, Liu Lian walked into the bathroom expressionlessly, and finally calmed down after taking a bath.

And Meng Tangxi, who is separated by a wall, is not as tangled as Liu Lian. He recalled the feeling of holding Liu Lian's earlobe just now, and Liu Lian's angrily glaring at him just now. into the panties.

After a while, Meng Tangxi walked into the bathroom contentedly, hummed a song and washed her hands.

After Liu Lian came out of the bathroom, he turned on the computer to code, after all, he agreed to the secret code, and he was not willing to break his promise.

Because he was afraid of being disturbed by others, he only opened the clasp after he coded a chapter.

As soon as he buckled it up, he received a message from Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: Brother, the more I think about it, the more depressed I become!It's fine that you and that bastard are neighbors in reality!He actually married that bastard in the game!

Durian Melaleuca: I didn't expect it at the beginning

Lychee Mousse: Why don't you go and leave him!

Durian Melaleuca: He will not agree

Lychee Mousse: Never leave, never leave, let's find a way to deal with him!

Lychee Mousse: How about I pretend to chase you in the game?

Durian Melaleuca: He doesn't mean that to me in the game

Lychee Mousse: Then you tell him your real identity, and then I will pretend to chase you in the game Durian Melaleuca: There is no need for this

Lychee Mousse: I just can't swallow this breath. By the way, there is one more thing. Lychee Mousse: There will be a comic exhibition in city b next month, brother, will you go?

Durian Melaleuca: Should not go

Under Li Zhi's care, although Liu Lian followed the trend of the times and followed the trend of the times to catch up with several new episodes, and also sang some Two-dimensional music himself, but he is not very interested in things like comic exhibitions, let alone his next month. Also go to the Internet Authors Conference.

Lychee Mousse: Really not going?I heard that this comic exhibition has invited many heavyweight guests, such as Underground Sea, don’t you like him very much?Are you really not going?Really not going?

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, going underground? !

Maybe Liu Lian doesn't feel anything if it's someone else, but the underground sea is the first ancient singer and cv that Liu Lian likes since he entered the circle, and he is also the male god he admires the most so far.

Like Liu Lian, the underground sea is a singer who became a monk on the way. He was also born as a non-professional. Everyone has heard of his name, and in terms of dubbing, he just dubbed some online radio dramas out of hobby at first, but now he has started dubbing some games, movies and TV dramas, and he can be regarded as a legend in the cv circle.

When Liu Lian first came into contact with singing, the underground sea was already a god. Although he has gradually faded out of this circle now, he is still an indelible legend in the circle.

If Yunzhongbi is Liu Lian's most admired writer, then Underground Sea is Liu Lian's most admired singer.

Durian Melaleuca: Okay, I'll go

Lychee Mousse: Okay~ Then I will book tickets online now, so I won’t have to queue up to buy tickets. Durian Melaleuca: You were waiting for my words just now, right?

Lychee Mousse: Hey, I made an appointment with a few gay friends, and they all like you~

Durian Melaleuca: What benefits did you trade me for?

Lychee Mousse: Heck, it’s just some game props

Durian Melaleuca: I share half

Lychee Mousse: Alright/(tot)/~~ Then you play the game now. Lychee Mousse: It seems that the underground sea has also dubbed "Jianghu". I wonder if he will play this game? Durian Melaleuca : He should not be so free

Although Liu Lian said so, he somehow began to look forward to it in his heart, but he also knew that it was impossible.

After playing the game, Li Zhi obediently traded a bunch of game props for him, such as trumpet, fireworks, flight symbols, red medicine and blue medicine, and even pet rations.

The trumpet is generally used for courtship or declaration of war. After using it, a scrolling banner will appear in the middle of all players’ screens. However, Liu Lian can’t use it at all. Fireworks are used for setting off fireworks. There is no effect other than the effect of setting off fireworks What other functions are of no use to Liu Lian. As for pet rations, Liu Lian doesn't even have pets... In short, except for the blue medicine, the rest of this bunch of things are useless, but Liu Lian is still generous. Accepted.

While Liu Lian was counting the props one by one, he suddenly received a private message from Meng Tangxi.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Lady~ you are here, let’s download a dungeon together [Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] My friend and I are together

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Then come together

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] The three of them seem a bit strange

In fact, Liu Lian just wanted to find an excuse to reject Meng Tangxi.

But Meng Tangxi obviously didn't understand the meaning of Liu Lian's words at all.

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Not three people, but also my apprentice [Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Your apprentice?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] just received

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca]...

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Hey, what do you mean, you are allowed to accept apprentices but not me?I just went to Xinshou Village to do a task, and I just thought his name was right for me, so I took in an apprentice. Liu Lian was about to reject Meng Tangxi, and the next moment, Meng Tangxi and his new apprentice appeared in front of Liu Lian .

Liu Lian originally thought that Meng Tangxi also accepted a female account as an apprentice, but unexpectedly, the one following Meng Tangxi was a male account, and he was also a Chongxuguan trumpet.

Looking at the name of the trumpet again, it was actually called Di Shanghai.

Liu Lian thought about the name, top to bottom, ground sea to ground sea... But he didn't think this person was the ground sea, so he guessed that this person might be Mi Fensi from the ground sea.

So he immediately took a liking to Meng Tangxi, a new apprentice.

[Private chat] [Liming's Lychee] Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here!Brother, what do you say?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Calm down, don't expose

[Private Chat] [Lychee of Dawn] Okay...

Soon, Meng Tangxi sent out a team application to everyone present, Liu Lian hesitated and joined.

[Team] [Gypsophila] Little apprentice, this is your mistress, called mistress [Team] [Durian Melaleuca]...

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] Hello, Mrs.

[Team] [Litchi of the Dawn] Landed in Shanghai?Hahahaha, what is your relationship with the underground sea?

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] Up and down relationship, master, who is this?

[Team] [Lichi of Liming] I am your wife's adulterer, you can call me Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang next door is Uncle Wang [Team] [Durian Melaleuca]...

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] Hello, Uncle Wang

Soon, Liu Lian received a private message from Meng Tangxi.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] What's the matter with that guy?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca]...

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] has nothing to do with you

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Alright!It really has nothing to do with me!As long as you don't get divorced!

Meng Tangxi was very depressed.

No matter in reality or on the Internet, there is always someone who tells him "it has nothing to do with you".

He hates that phrase!

After seeing Liming's Lizhi's words just now, he was very angry and wanted to ask the durian Melaleuca in the game, but when he was hit by four words, he suddenly felt like he was hitting the cotton in a circle.

He was more depressed, more angry.

But after recovering, Meng Tangxi began to feel that something was wrong again.

It’s okay to be angry when Liu Lian meets other wild men in reality, but why is he angry when he sees Dulian Melaleuca having an affair with other people in the game?He clearly knows that the durian layered in the game is not real durian layered, why should he be depressed, why should he be angry?

... Is he mentally coming out of the closet? !

Just when Meng Tangxi was so frightened that he really fell in love with two people, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

He carefully recalled the bits and pieces since he met the durian Melaleuca in the game. At the beginning, he liked to download dungeons and do missions together with the durian Melaleuca. It was indeed because of the game name of the durian Melaleuca. As soon as it is online, I subconsciously check whether Durian Melaleuca is online, but it is no longer simply because of the name of Durian Melaleuca.

He likes the feeling when he is with Durian Melaleuca, that feeling is very natural and comfortable, just like... the feeling when he is with Liu Lian.

Meng Tangxi knew that he often acted naive in front of Liu Lian, but in fact he was not a naive person, at least he was like this before meeting Liu Lian, and he didn't even know that he still had so many childish side.

From childhood to adulthood, his life has been smooth sailing, because he is always the focus of the crowd, so he is used to how to show his best side in front of everyone, but in front of Liu Lian, he is always so easy to show his true colors , at a loss.

Meng Tangxi silently compared the feeling when he was with Durian Melaleuca with the feeling when he was with Liu Lian, and then he suddenly discovered that the two feelings are almost exactly the same!

He compared the feelings of Durian Melaleuca and Liu Lian again, and then he was shocked to find that they were almost the same!

Whether it's Durian Melaleuca or Liu Lian, they usually seem to have a peaceful personality, as plain as water, but when it comes to critical moments, they often speak surprisingly, hit the nail on the head, restrained and forbearing, and hide deep.

Meng Tangxi suddenly had an idea that even he himself couldn't believe it.

The four-person team headed by Meng Tangxi started to download the dungeon.

Li Zhi's performance was the most outstanding, rushing all the way to the front to fight monsters, Di Shanghai was obviously a real novice, and he was very good at cooking, while Liu Lian was helping Li Zhi add blood, he was careful not to draw the hatred, but Meng Tangxi was very uncharacteristically Silent, just occasionally make a move along the way, clearing some mobs without pain.

The first few small bosses fought fairly well, but when it came to the last big boss, Li Zhi still rushed to the front and tried her best to play the main role. Although Di Shanghai was also working hard, it was obviously useless, but Meng Tangxi was fighting Stand by and watch.

Liu Lian thought that Meng Tangxi was angry because of what happened just now, so he ignored Meng Tangxi and just added blood to Li Zhi and Dihai.

The level of this dungeon is not high. Although the damage of the big boss is quite high, as long as Liu Lian does not miss, even Li Zhi is fine. Tangxi's private chat message.

[Private Chat] [Mangypsophila] I told you before that I like someone [Private Chat] [Mangypsophila] I found out that he also likes me

Liu Lian was stunned for a moment, and his hands paused.

The next moment, Li Zhi, who had only half of his blood left, fell to the street under the big boss' big move.

Di Shanghai is also rushing to the street together.

After Meng Tangxi finished sending that private chat message, he started to fight the big boss on his own.

Because the big boss had only a little blood left, he was soon beaten to the ground by Meng Tangxi.

The daily task of Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi's dungeon was completed, but Li Zhi and Di Hai, who died at the gate of the dungeon, failed because of the distance.

There was nothing on the ground, and Li Zhi was so depressed that she fought hard for a long time, but in the end she died and returned to the pre-liberation.

[Team] [Lichi of Liming] What are you guys doing? !

[Team] [Ground Shanghai] What should Master do qaq

【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】...

[Team] [Gypsophila] It's okay~ little apprentice, master will take you to brush again, this time you must pass!

Liu Lian thought she hid it well, but Meng Tangxi unexpectedly found out...

But soon he shook his head, it's impossible, it's impossible for Meng Tangxi to find out!That guy must be too narcissistic, that's why he thinks the whole world should like him!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Are you sure?

[Private chat] [Mantianxing] I'm sure, he doesn't want to admit it, it must be because he hasn't found out that he likes me yet [Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca]...

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] My intuition is very accurate. He must like me. Meng Tangxi was just testing the durian Melaleuca in the game just now. After seeing the huge reaction of the durian Melaleuca, he finally confirmed it. Durian Melaleuca is that durian Melaleuca!

At the same time, he also verified what he thought just now, that is, Liu Lian has also discovered that the starry sky in the game is Meng Tangxi. After all, he said so many things in reality in front of Liu Lian before, Liu Lian is so smart, Definitely be able to check in.

Meng Tangxi was very depressed.

He was depressed that Liu Lian had been hiding the truth from him and not telling him the truth, and when he thought about how much he had said to Liu Lian before, he began to feel extremely ashamed again.

It's really no wonder that he couldn't recognize the durian layer in the game as Liu Lian. Who would have thought that Liu Lian would buy a game account with the same circle name as him!After all, Durian Melaleuca is also a well-known singer at any rate, and with such a name swaggering through the market, isn't he afraid of being caught by Mi Fensi?

…But thinking about it in reverse, if most people think that Durian Melaleuca is impossible to play games under the name of Durian Melaleuca, then it is quite safe to bear this name.

She really deserves to be his daughter-in-law!It even took into account people's reverse thinking!

Simply witty!So smart!

Meng Tangxi didn't blush because she thought that she would not be suspected of being Mantianxing because she thought that she was called Mantianxing, and she thought so without blushing, and she praised herself by the way while praising her daughter-in-law.

So, after confirming that the durian Melaleuca is Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi quickly made a plan.

——Double pursuit strategies of reality and the Internet, he not only has to launch a crazy pursuit offensive in reality, but also follow the temptations openly and secretly on the Internet, subtly influencing like spring breeze and rain.

He believed that Liu Lian had a good impression of him, but for some reason, he refused to accept him.

Meng Tangxi couldn't figure out why Liu Lian didn't want to accept him. After all, he wanted good looks, a good figure, and money, although he wasn't very rich, but it was definitely not a problem to support himself and Liu Lian. He always felt that he and Liu Lian Lian has a high compatibility, no matter in appearance, personality, or hobbies, even the size is very suitable.

Liu Lian in front of the screen was silent for a moment, then decisively quit the game, and he washed his face again to calm down.

After washing his face, he raised his face, looked at his face in the mirror, and fell into confusion.

... Is he really so obvious?

Liu Lian always thought that he hid it well, and sometimes even he himself was a little deceived.

How did Meng Tangxi find out?Is it really the intuition of small animals?

When Liu Lian returned to the computer, his Knockout messages kept popping up. When he clicked on it, Li Zhi and Meng Tangxi came to him at the same time.

He clicked on Li Zhi's QQ message first——

Lychee Mousse: Brother, why did you go offline suddenly?

Durian Melaleuca: It’s nothing, I just don’t want to play

Lychee Mousse: When you logged off just now, that bastard also logged off. I thought there was a power outage in your community? Liu Lian squinted his eyes. When he logged off just now, Meng Tangxi also logged off?

He clicked on Meng Tangxi's QQ message again——

Silly roe deer: male god, male god~ Will you go to the city b comic exhibition next month?

Silly roe deer: I'm going to go, when the time comes, there will be a Chongxu view in "Jianghu" Silly roe deer: ... By the way, male god, have you ever played "Jianghu"?

Seeing Meng Tangxi's tone of voice trying to pretend to be casual, Liu Lian immediately understood everything, and he couldn't help squinting his eyes again.

Durian Melaleuca: Not sure yet, never played

Silly roe deer: That's it~ "Jianghu" is very fun, do you want to come and play the male god, I will take you to Fly Durian Melaleuca: Oh, not interested

Silly roe deer: Do you want to go to the movies together this afternoon?

Durian Melaleuca: Not interested

Silly roe deer: What about going to the park?How about visiting a museum?What about an amusement park?

Liu Lian was afraid that Meng Tangxi would keep harassing him on the button, so he threw a sentence: I want to record a song this afternoon.

Sure enough, Meng Tangxi didn't dare to harass Liu Lian, but she knelt down in various postures and begged to watch Liu Lian record the song live, and even shamelessly showed off her cuteness. Liu Lian was very moved, and then rejected Meng Tangxi.

Silly roe deer: Male god, if you are willing to let me watch, I am willing to promise you with your body!

Durian Melaleuca: not rare

Silly roe deer: I can be cute, I can warm the bed, and I can also act as a free massage~massage~great~

Durian Melaleuca: If I have to pay such a high price for a massage stick, I might as well buy it on Taobao