What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian made himself a bowl of noodles, and in order to reward himself, he deliberately laid two eggs.

After the noodles were cooked, he checked Weibo while eating the noodles.

But to his surprise, Meng Tangxi didn't post on Weibo all day today, let alone post a selfie, because Meng Tangxi would post on Weibo almost every day before, so many Mifensi worriedly asked under his Weibo , although some Mi Fen guessed that Meng Tangxi might have gone on a date with her boyfriend, but Liu Lian knew that Meng Tangxi didn't even have a boyfriend at all, so how could she go on a date.

Since he followed Meng Tangxi on Weibo, Liu Lian checked Weibo every day. He is not a person who particularly likes to use Weibo. The reason why he insists on checking Weibo every day is self-evident.

After five years, Liu Lian has already developed a habit of using Weibo. If he does not use Weibo for a day, he will not get used to it. Because he insists on checking Weibo every day, rain or shine, so he has witnessed how Meng Tangxi grew up. Cheng Da, witnessed with his own eyes that Meng Tangxi's rice count has changed from a few hundred to hundreds of thousands... What is rare is that after Meng Tangxi became popular, his attitude towards the rice is the same as before, and his personality has not changed because of his fame. Impetuous and arrogant, still so sunny and cheerful, positive and optimistic.

Without that incident, Liu Lian felt that he would definitely be attracted to Meng Tangxi, and fell in love with Meng Tangxi without hesitation.

In fact, it is really easy to like Meng Tangxi. After all, he is handsome and has a sunny personality. He is the kind of person who is easy to fall in love with. It's worth worrying about liking such a person. Although he was so embarrassed by Meng Tangxi once, Liu Lian still couldn't resist letting Meng Tangxi into his world.

Only Liu Lian knew that every time he was kind to Meng Tangxi, he would go through a fierce struggle in his heart, and every time he rejected Meng Tangxi, he would go through an earth-shaking struggle in his heart.

Since he became an adult, Liu Lian has been calm and self-sufficient, but the only thing he can't control is his feelings for Meng Tangxi.

Liu Lian checked Weibo a few more times, and after realizing that Meng Tangxi had indeed not posted on Weibo today, she sighed, turned around and went to take a shower.

Because the weather was so cold, Liu Lian just took a quick shower and was about to dry off and put on his clothes. When he stood in front of the mirror, he couldn't help but take a look at his figure. His figure was thin, of course not. The skinny and shriveled ones in Japanese g-movies have meat where there should be meat, and it probably looks pleasing to the eye.

Liu Lian knew that Meng Tangxi must have looked at his body seriously, and couldn't help but blushed slightly, especially when he thought of every place where Meng Tangxi's gaze had fallen on him, his face became slightly hotter... He knew that Meng Tangxi The desire for his body may be because Meng Tangxi is really not that straight, so he has desire for a man, of course it may be——

Meng Tangxi wanted to try the feeling of sleeping with a man.

Maybe Meng Tangxi's so-called "like" just wanted to sleep with him.

Desire and emotion are always easy to confuse, isn't it?

Meng Tangxi's "like" for him may just be because that guy confuses desire and emotion...

Because he had a physical desire for him, that guy thought it was liking.

Thinking of this, the blood on Liu Lian's face faded immediately, he looked at himself in the mirror, and sighed again.

After taking a shower and lying on the bed, Liu Lian received a text message.

At first he thought it belonged to Meng Tangxi, but after struggling for a while, he clicked on it and found that it belonged to Bi Zhongyu.

He laughed at himself again in his heart, and then clicked on Bi Zhongyu's text message. It turned out that Bi Zhongyu asked him for his autograph, because Bi Zhongyu didn't bring the book of Fleeting Years with him when we met last time, so he specially brought it this time The book of the fleeting time, and asked Liu Lian to meet at the coffee shop last time tomorrow.

In fact, Liu Lian didn't really want to see Bi Zhongyu, but after all, he had promised him before, and he couldn't go back on his word when things came to an end. He reckoned that his illness would be almost cured by tomorrow, so he reluctantly replied to Bi Zhongyu——OK, tomorrow See, but I don't want to go to the cafe, it's expensive and there's nothing good to eat.

Then Liu Lian's cell phone rang, he paused, and when he checked the caller ID, it was still Bi Zhongyu.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, but still answered the call.

"Whoever goes to the coffee shop is rushing to eat, everyone is looking for the atmosphere there," Bi Zhongyu said with a smile, "then where are you planning to go?"

Liu Lian laughed dryly: "I want to eat hot and sour rice noodles. I know there is a hot and sour rice noodles restaurant that tastes good." It's not a date, so what's the atmosphere?

Bi Zhongyu paused: "Hot and sour rice..."

"What?" Liu Lian pretended to be surprised, "Don't tell me you despise common people's food? But that's right, how can you, a rich young master like me, sit in a cheap snack bar with me and eat cheap common people's sour food?" Spicy rice points."

Bi Zhongyu smiled wryly: "Don't embarrass me so much, I'm just not used to spicy food... But if you insist on going, then let's go."

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "Then it's settled, I'll send you the address later, see you at noon tomorrow." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for Bi Zhongyu's response.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Lian sat blankly for a while, then looked down at the phone, Meng Tangxi still didn't have the slightest intention to send him a text message or call him.

After realizing what he was expecting, he suddenly became a little annoyed. He pursed his lips, turned off his mobile phone decisively, then threw the mobile phone aside, pulled the quilt over his head and fell asleep.

And at this time, on the other side of the wall——

When Meng Tangxi woke up, the sky outside the window was already dark, he struggled to get up, looked at the time only to realize that he had been sleeping for a whole day.

His stomach was so hungry that he couldn't feel it anymore, but the first thing he did after getting up was to pick up his mobile phone and prepare to call Liu Lian.

But when he called, he found that Liu Lian had turned off the phone.

Could it be that Liu Lian's cell phone ran out of battery and turned off again?

Meng Tangxi was a little disappointed at once. It seems that next time he must remind Liu Lian to remember to charge his mobile phone more often, otherwise he will never be able to find Liu Lian.

Otherwise, he might as well give Liu Lian a power bank.

Wait, now there are so many news about power bank explosions... Bah bah bah!How could he curse Liu Lian like that? !

Meng Tangxi slapped himself quickly, and then thought silently, for Liu Lian's safety, he should give Liu Lian a mobile phone directly, so that when Liu Lian's current mobile phone runs out of power, he will have another mobile phone as a backup.

He is so witty!

In addition, I will help Liu Lian get a phone card by the way...

Meng Tangxi stroked her chin while thinking about which brand and model of mobile phone to buy as a gift to Liu Lian.

However, he knew that Liu Lian was the kind of person who would not be rewarded for nothing. If he gave Liu Lian the mobile phone directly, Liu Lian would definitely not want to accept it, so he became entangled in what name he wanted to give Liu Lian the mobile phone. .

Action is worse than heartbeat, he will go out tomorrow to buy a mobile phone for Liu Lian!

After making a decision, Meng Tangxi was finally in the mood to make dinner for herself.

After eating a bowl of noodles full of coriander, he took another shower before lying back on the bed.

Although he has slept for a whole day, he still has a severe cold, his brain is still dizzy, and his nose is congested. After stuffing two tissue balls into his nostrils, he took a selfie and posted it on Weibo. Then I sent another text message to Liu Lian - it's been a bit cold recently, I need to cover up with more quilts when I sleep, and wear more clothes when I go out, don't catch a cold, good night.

Although Liu Lian was destined not to receive his text message tonight, Meng Tangxi still smiled contentedly, then lay down and fell asleep peacefully.

The next day, when Liu Lian woke up, it was almost noon. He looked at the time and found that it was almost the time agreed with Bi Zhongyu, so he unhurriedly got up, brushed his teeth and washed his face, and then walked out slowly.

When he passed the door of Meng Tangxi's house, he paused, and then walked towards the elevator.

The moment the elevator door closed, the door of Meng Tangxi's house suddenly opened, and Meng Tangxi, who was wearing a hat, scarf and mask, came out in full armor.

Meng Tangxi also just woke up not long ago, because he woke up very late, and it would be too late to buy breakfast for Liu Lian, so he planned to buy a mobile phone first, so he planned to go out after getting dressed.

Because the cold was still not healed, he was afraid that the cold would worsen, so he put on a hat, scarf and mask. As soon as he went out, he saw Liu Lian entering the elevator.

A siren sounded in Meng Tangxi's heart, and Liu Lian actually went out again?

Are you going to meet that wild man again? !

Meng Tangxi's brain became hot, and he immediately forgot his purpose of going out today. He quickly took another elevator, and after getting out of the elevator, he saw Liu Lian not far away, and quickly followed secretly.

Liu Lian walked slowly to the snack bar he had agreed with Bi Zhongyu, but Bi Zhongyu had already arrived, waiting for him at the door of the store.

Bi Zhongyu's appearance is very good, and his clothes don't look like ordinary brands, so when he stands at the door of a snack bar that looks cheap at first glance, even the words on the signboard are a little faded, and the decoration is simple.

At least during the few minutes when Liu Lian walked towards Bi Zhongyu, Bi Zhongyu had already received strange looks from more than a dozen passers-by.

After Liu Lian admired the expression on Bi Zhongyu's face enough, he walked towards Bi Zhongyu unhurriedly.

The interior decoration of this snack bar is as simple as the signboard outside, simple wooden tables and chairs, only a few pairs of disposable chopsticks in the chopstick holder, and a layer of oily plastic menu.

Liu Lian smiled at Bi Zhongyu: "Sit down."

Bi Zhongyu frowned as he looked at the wooden chairs, which were one tall and one short, as if he had done some mental construction for a while before he sat down silently.

Without looking at the menu, Liu Lian ordered a bowl of beef hot and sour rice noodles, and then handed the greasy menu to Bi Zhongyu.

Bi Zhongyu took the menu with a reluctant expression, hesitated for a while, and ordered a bowl of plain rice.

After ordering, Liu Lian asked Bi Zhongyu, holding his chin, "Where are the books?"

Only then did Bi Zhongyu remember the main purpose of his visit today, so he took out the book from his bag, but he didn't dare to put it on the table, and handed it to Liu Lian directly.

With a smile, Liu Lian took out the society brand ballpoint pen from his pocket last time, and signed Bi Zhongyu's name in a hurry.

Bi Zhongyu paused, as if he didn't expect Liu Lian to bring a pen with him.

"It's signed, take it." Liu Lian didn't want to give Bi Zhongyu a second chance to ask him out like Lu Renjia did last time, besides, Bi Zhongyu already knew that he was fleeting, so he didn't need to hide it.

Bi Zhongyu took the book, and before he could speak, two bowls of hot and sour rice noodles were served.

In this kind of cheap snack bar, although the environment is poor, the speed of serving food is always very fast, unlike western restaurants that pay attention to the environment and atmosphere, and the speed of serving food is also slow.

Liu Lian took out a pair of disposable chopsticks, and began to eat his bowl of beef hot and sour rice noodles with a whimper.

He was eating hotly and sweating profusely, but Bi Zhongyu hesitated for a long time before taking a bite of the noodles with his chopsticks.

After Liu Lian finished eating in one go, his whole body was refreshed by the spicy heat, and his cold seemed to be mostly healed. He raised his eyes to look at Bi Zhongyu, and saw that the bowl of noodles in front of Bi Zhongyu only took a few mouthfuls, and then disappeared again. Moved.

Liu Lian looked at Bi Zhongyu and said with a smile: "Sure enough, a rich young master like you can't get used to eating street food bars. It's a pity. I'm so poor that I can only afford street food bars. It seems that we Definitely not a person from the same world.”

Bi Zhongyu frowned and said nothing.

"It doesn't matter if you are on a whim or whatever," Liu Lian stuck out her tongue and took a breath while pouring water into the cup, "What you are looking for is to be able to accompany you to eat with you in a western restaurant and coffee shop. People who drink steak and drink coffee, but what I am looking for is someone who is willing to accompany me to eat Shaxian snacks, hot and sour rice cakes and mutton kebabs."

Bi Zhongyu paused for a while, then smiled and said: "...Maybe you are right."

Liu Lian secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Although he had clearly stated before that he only wanted to be friends with Bi Zhongyu, he felt that people like Bi Zhongyu were used to things going smoothly, and even if they were rejected, they would probably feel unwilling.

Bi Zhongyu paused for a moment, then pointed out the window, and said with a smile: "Is that the person who is willing to accompany you to eat Shaxian snacks, hot and sour rice cakes and mutton skewers?"

Liu Lian looked back suspiciously, and saw a fully armed man wearing a hat, scarf and mask lying on the glass window behind him, staring at their table with hatred and bitterness on his face.

Although he was wearing a big mask, those eyebrows and eyes were clearly Meng Tangxi's.

Liu Lian was taken aback by Meng Tangxi who was lying on the glass window. He never expected that Meng Tangxi would follow him all the way... Wait, Meng Tangxi probably didn't see him signing Bi Zhongyu's autograph, did he?

Seeing that Liu Lian had finally turned his head, Meng Tangxi, who had been lying on the glass window blowing the cold wind for more than half an hour, immediately got down from the glass window. Lian and Bi Zhongyu's table.

In fact, Meng Tangxi got impatient waiting outside, he sneaked along with Liu Lian all the way, and when he saw Bi Zhongyu waiting at the door, he was immediately angry and aggrieved, wishing to rush up and catch the adulterer on the spot.

Fortunately, the moment he rushed up, Meng Tangxi's remaining rationality reminded him that he and Liu Lian were not in that kind of relationship now, even if Liu Lian wanted to date other men, he didn't seem to have the right to say no.

Meng Tangxi was angry and sad, so she could only lie on the glass window, watching Liu Lian's back silently.

Yes, because Liu Lian sat with his back facing him, so he could only see Liu Lian's back...

But he was able to see the face of the man opposite Liu Lian. After realizing that the man had noticed him, he immediately stared at the man, hum, what are you looking at, I haven't seen a handsome guy before!

Although objectively speaking, the man opposite Liu Lian looks good, but he is far worse than him!His face is not as handsome as his, his height is not as tall as his, and his chest is not as big as his!

Meng Tangxi stared at the man while thinking.

He stared at the man for a long time before he couldn't help calling Liu Lian.

When Liu Lian finally turned around, Meng Tangxi couldn't help but rushed in.

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi with a cold face, and was taken aback for a moment, and was about to ask him "Why are you here", but the next moment, Meng Tangxi grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him over.

With great strength, Meng Tangxi pulled him up from the chair all at once.

Before Liu Lian could react, she was angrily pulled out of the snack bar by Meng Tangxi.

"Why are you here?"

Liu Lian noticed the strange eyes of the people in the store, and his face became slightly hot. He couldn't imagine the inner theater of the gossip crowd.

"Wait a minute! I haven't paid you yet!"

After being pulled out of the snack bar, Liu Lian suddenly remembered that he hadn't paid the money yet, and hurriedly tried to break free from Meng Tangxi's hand, but Meng Tangxi grabbed his wrist even harder.

Meng Tangxi pulled Liu Lian all the way back to her home, and then let go of Liu Lian's wrist.

Liu Lian rubbed his red wrist, and was also a little angry: "Why did you pull me out suddenly? I haven't paid you yet! And so many people are watching..."

Meng Tangxi looked down at Liu Lian, with a cold expression on his face, as if he was brewing anger. While looking at Liu Lian coldly, he took off his mask and threw it aside.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's gaze, Liu Lian couldn't help taking a step back. He suddenly felt that Meng Tangxi seemed a little scary now... If Meng Tangxi wanted to beat him later, would he be able to beat him?

He compared Meng Tangxi's figure with his own, and couldn't help swallowing.

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian for a long time, just when Liu Lian thought he was going to get angry, the next moment he suddenly showed an aggrieved expression, and said in an aggrieved tone: "You are dating that wild man again! !"

Liu Lian: "..."

He immediately felt the feeling of punching the cotton with a punch, and you just show me this when you take off your pants.

But Meng Tangxi's expression just now was too scary, Liu Lian didn't realize it for a moment, and after a while, he said bluntly: "He just asked me for a favor."

"It must be just an excuse!" Meng Tangxi snorted, and said aggrievedly, "Yesterday you turned off your phone again and refused to answer my calls, and today is also...why are you ignoring me?"

Liu Lian paused: "Did you call me yesterday?"

"That's right, at twelve o'clock last night..." Meng Tangxi looked aggrieved.

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "Haven't you ever thought about it, will I be going to sleep at that time?"

It was only then that Meng Tangxi realized that he was so sick yesterday that he was in a daze, and he never thought that calling someone at twelve o'clock would disturb their sleep, so he blushed immediately: "That, this..."

Only then did Liu Lian remember that he hadn't turned it on yet, so he took out his phone and turned it on. As soon as he turned it on, he immediately received dozens of text messages and dozens of missed calls, all of which were from Meng Tangxi.

He calmed down a little, but he heard Meng Tangxi still lingering on the question just now: "Don't meet that wild man again next time!"

Liu Lian looked up at Meng Tangxi, and then said slowly: "Who I meet has nothing to do with you, don't forget that you are only my neighbor now, and he is only my friend, take a step back and say , even if you are my boyfriend, do you have the right to restrict my friendship?"

Meng Tangxi only selectively heard the second half of the sentence, and immediately put herself into the position of Liu Lian's boyfriend: "Of course it's okay if they're just ordinary friends, but the way that man looked at you obviously wanted to pick you up!"

Liu Lian was a little surprised, Bi Zhongyu was a deep-minded person, even he couldn't see what Bi Zhongyu was thinking before, how could Meng Tangxi see it at a glance?Could it be that the intuition of small animals is so keen?

But of course Liu Lian couldn't admit what Meng Tangxi said, so he smiled and said, "How is it possible? It's just your illusion. Do you think you are Sherlock Holmes or Conan?"

"Really!" Meng Tangxi became anxious immediately, he stretched out his hand and pushed Liu Lian against the wall, and stared at Liu Lian with his head down, "The way he looks at you is to spoil your eyes, don't believe the way you look at me!"

Liu Lian silently looked into Meng Tangxi's eyes: "..."

Meng Tangxi's eyes are beautiful, with long eyelashes. When he stares at someone seriously, it's hard for people to look away.

Liu Lian stared steadily into Meng Tangxi's eyes, and gradually felt her heart beating faster.

Just when Liu Lian couldn't take it anymore and wanted to look away, Meng Tangxi took a step away and looked aside, his face flushed slightly: "You, you look at me so straight, it makes me so shy ..."

Liu Lian: "..."

asshole!Who told him to watch it? !

Meng Tangxi looked at the side, and a thin red gradually appeared under the base of the ears: "Now my heart is beating so fast, it's thumping... Do you want to feel it?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, just about to refuse: "No..." No need!

The next moment, Liu Lian was grabbed by Meng Tangxi's wrist, and placed on the other's right chest.

"...Did you feel it?"

Meng Tangxi asked shyly.

Liu Lian: "Not really."

Meng Tangxi was silent for a while, and then said even more shyly: "Maybe my breasts are too big, so it's not easy to touch them."

Liu Lian: "..."

Not this problem!Isn't the heart of most people on the left side? !