What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Seeing the news from Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi was about to explode——

Is he not as good as a vibrator? !

... At least it saves electricity compared to a massage stick!

Meng Tangxi gritted her teeth and was depressed for a while, then suddenly remembered something——

Wait a moment!Why did he degenerate to compare himself with a massage stick!

There is no need to compare at all!

No matter how you compare it, he is much more practical than a massage stick!

Just when Meng Tangxi was about to refute Liu Lian, she found that Liu Lian had gone offline.

After Liu Lian went offline, he went to record an afternoon song, and when he went online again, he received a message from Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: Brother!That bastard came to me in the game just now, and asked me in a roundabout way which city you were in, what was your last name, did he know anything? !

Durian Melaleuca: Probably

Lychee Mousse: So what should I do? !

Durian Melaleuca: Although he knows that the durian Melaleuca in the game is me, but I also know that he already knows that the durian Melaleuca in the game is me, but he doesn’t know that I already know that he knows the durian in the game Melaleuca is my lychee mousse: ...was dizzy

Durian Melaleuca: In short, I am better

Lychee Mousse: Since he already knows that you are the Durian Melaleuca in the game, should we carry out plan a?

Durian Melaleuca: A plan?

Lychee Mousse: I pretended to be chasing you in the game, and I pissed him off!

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Lychee Mousse: Not satisfied?It doesn't matter!We still have plan b!

Melaleuca durian: plan b?

Lychee Mousse: Isn't he chasing you, you pretended to agree to him, and then dumped him hard!

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched immediately, thinking that Li Zhi must have watched too many dog ​​blood novels and TV series!

But he knew that if he said nothing and did nothing, Li Zhi would definitely be upset, so he sighed and agreed to her jokingly.

Durian Melaleuca: Okay

Lychee Mousse: Really? !

Durian Melaleuca: Well, I pretended to agree to him first, and then dumped him hard Lychee Mousse: I wish you success!Wait for your news!

Liu Lian shook her head and smiled, then turned around and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

He was in the middle of taking a shower in the bathroom when he suddenly heard a knock on the door outside the living room.

There was no one else who could come to him at this time, except Meng Tangxi. He paused, and then continued to wash in a leisurely manner.

After he took a leisurely shower, he put on a bath towel and went to open the door for Meng Tangxi unhurriedly.

Meng Tangxi deliberately endured for a long time and did not harass Liu Lian. He finally endured until night, and then ran to harass Liu Lian.

He waited outside the door for a long time, his nose was red from the cold, and he was very depressed, and finally saw the door open.

He was about to express his inner grievances, but when he saw Liu Lian who was only wearing a bath towel, his eyes straightened.

Liu Lian folded her arms across her chest, blocking Meng Tangxi's view of his chest: "What's the matter?"

Meng Tangxi swallowed silently, and then looked uprightly concerned about Liu Lian: "How can you not wear clothes after taking a shower? It's so cold now, what if you catch a cold?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Who asked you to knock on the door so loudly outside? I was afraid that the neighbors would complain, so I hurried to open the door for you. What's the matter?"

Meng Tangxi swallowed, and looked at Liu Lian's collarbone eyes straightened: "Actually, there is nothing special..."

"I don't have anything to do, so I closed the door," Liu Lian stretched out his hand to close the door, "It's too cold, I have to go back and change my clothes."

"Wait a minute!" Meng Tangxi quickly reached out to grab the door frame, "I have something to do!"

But he also knew that Liu Lian might catch a cold again if he didn't wear any clothes, so he quickly finished what he wanted to say: "I thought that you had recorded songs for a day and you must not have time for dinner, so I went to the opposite side and bought you a copy of Yangzhou." Fried rice because that restaurant was holding a lottery and I accidentally won the special prize. It’s a mobile phone, but I don’t need it, so I thought I’d just give it to you.”

After speaking, he handed the two bags in his hand to Liu Lian, and then looked at Liu Lian with bright eyes.

Liu Lian looked down at the lunch box and mobile phone packing box in Meng Tangxi's hand, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "You go to the small restaurant opposite to buy Yangzhou fried rice, and get a banana phone?"

He often goes to the restaurant opposite. Although the taste is good, the boss is very stingy. It would be nice if there are a few eggs in a plate of Yangzhou fried rice. How can it be possible to give a mobile phone?And it’s such an expensive brand like Banana!Even the boss himself is using the counterfeit mobile phone found on the street stall!

Meng Tangxi didn't know what Liu Lian was complaining about, so he puffed up his chest and smiled slightly: "Maybe it's because he is handsome, so he has better luck."

In fact, he went all afternoon to pick out a mobile phone for Liu Lian. It took him a long time to choose this banana phone, and the shopping guide beside him was annoyed by his questions. I don't care about you" expression, you must know that he was not so careful when he picked out his mobile phone.

After buying the mobile phone, he began to worry about how to give it away. After struggling for a long time, he came up with the witty excuse of "I won the special prize in the lottery when I bought Yangzhou fried rice".

Meng Tangxi thought complacently, he couldn't be more witty!

Liu Lian: "...I'll give you the money for Yangzhou fried rice, and take your phone back."

Buy Yangzhou fried rice and get a mobile phone?

Only a fool would believe it!

Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment: "Why not?"

Liu Lian sighed and said, "Because I don't like banana phones, I prefer oranges."

Meng Tangxi was dumbfounded immediately. He considered for a long time what brand and model would suit Liu Lian, but he never thought that Liu Lian didn't like this brand of mobile phone: "Then I'll buy it next time...cough cough, next time I will smoke again Give it a try."

Liu Lian suddenly felt a pain in his forehead, but he knew how fast Meng Tangxi was a fool with money, and guessed that he would use the same reason to reject Meng Tangxi next time, and Meng Tangxi would buy him another brand of mobile phone, so he sighed Tone: "Forget it, bananas are actually pretty good, I'll take them first, just as my current mobile phone is not working well."

Only now was Meng Tangxi satisfied. Looking at Liu Lian's thin chest, he hurriedly urged Liu Lian to go back and get dressed.

Liu Lian took the lunch box and mobile phone and turned back to the house, then closed the door neatly, shutting Meng Tangxi who wanted to take the opportunity to enter the house, Meng Tangxi sighed in disappointment, but could only feel unwilling Wish to go home.

Liu Lian was eating the cold Yangzhou fried rice, looking at the brand new banana phone box in front of him, suddenly he didn't know what it was like.

Meng Tangxi didn't know how long she had been waiting outside the door just now, the originally hot fried rice had long since become cold and hard, making it hard to eat, but Liu Lian didn't heat it up, but bought Meng Tangxi herself one bite at a time. The cold fried rice was eaten.

After eating the cold fried rice, Liu Lian took out her mobile phone and sent a few red envelopes to Meng Tangxi on the button.

After Meng Tangxi returned home, he hurriedly started preparing tomorrow's battle plan without stopping. After he was sweating profusely, he suddenly found that Liu Lian had actually taken the initiative to look for him on the button.

One must know that Liu Lian seldom came to him on his own initiative, so he was so excited that he wanted to go downstairs and run a dozen laps. He quickly clicked on the buttons and found that Liu Lian had actually sent him a red envelope.

The male god actually gave him a red envelope!And sent several more!

Meng Tangxi immediately opened up the red envelope happily... a lot of money!After he was happy, he finally realized that something was wrong!Wait, why did Liu Lian send him so much money in red envelopes? !

He calculated the amount belatedly, and suddenly realized that so much money was just enough to buy a banana phone.

He was stunned for a moment, and the next moment, Liu Lian sent another red envelope.

Before the people of Mengtangxi could react, they subconsciously opened the red envelope with their fingers.

You must know that although he is not short of money, he likes to grab red envelopes with others in the WeChat group or Koukou group. Even though he knows that it is only a few cents, he still grabs it very vigorously. The moment I saw the red envelope, my fingers subconsciously clicked down.

The amount of the red envelope this time was not large, only ten yuan—just the price of a plate of Yangzhou fried rice in the small restaurant opposite.

Durian Melaleuca: Thank you for running errands for me, and I will pay you back

Only then did Meng Tangxi realize that he was immediately depressed. He braved the cold wind to buy Yangzhou fried rice for Liu Lian. After spending a whole day choosing thousands of choices, he finally bought a banana phone for Liu Lian, even waiting in the cold wind. After waiting for Liu Lian to open the door for so long, Liu Lian didn't appreciate it at all. Not only did he return all the money to him, but he even left him completely.

It was so cold outside and the wind was so strong, he went to the small restaurant opposite to buy dinner for Liu Lian, was it just to run errands for Liu Lian?

... Although he was indeed running errands for Liu Lian, his main purpose was to chase Liu Lian!

Meng Tangxi took a breath in his heart, and immediately sent those red envelopes back to Liu Lian. Because there was a limit on the red envelopes, he had to send out dozens of them, but after he finished sending them all at once, he found that Liu Lian had none Receive a red envelope.

——If the person who was given the red envelope does not receive the red envelope from the sender, the money in the red envelope will be returned to the sender.

Meng Tangxi, who had been busy for a long time and finally realized that he was doing useless work, suddenly felt ill.

Silly roe deer: Get a red envelope!hurry up!

Seeing the words sent by Meng Tangxi, Liu Lian sighed. If Meng Tangxi hadn't bought him a banana phone, he probably wouldn't have bought such an expensive phone in his life. When he gave Meng Tangxi a red envelope just now, his heart ached. Quite, and when Meng Tangxi gave him a red envelope just now, he also forcibly resisted the urge to open the red envelope, so he didn't get the money back.

There's no way, it's impossible for him to accept Meng Tangxi in the end, how can he shamelessly accept Meng Tangxi's kindness to him?

Durian Melaleuca: Did you buy the phone yourself?

Silly roe deer: ...it's a lottery!Got it in a lottery!

Melaleuca durian: Are you stupid or the whole world is stupid?

Silly roe deer: I'm not stupid!Even if I bought it, is it okay if I want to give it to someone I like?

Durian Melaleuca: Whoever you like to give away, there should be a lot of people who are willing to ask for your mobile phone: But I only want to give you one person!

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, and her typing hands paused.

Silly roe deer: I only like you!I only like you alone!

Silly roe deer: You agreed to give me a chance, but you didn't even give me a chance!

Silly roe deer: I think we need to have a good talk, open the door!I have arrived at your door!

Silly roe deer: I called your name!If you don't open the door, I'll keep shouting!

Sure enough, Meng Tangxi called his name came from outside the door of the living room. After listening for a while with a blank face, Liu Lian turned around and went into the room where he recorded the song, took a sound-proof earplug, and sent a message to Meng Tangxi while putting it on. Button news.

Durian Melaleuca: Even if you call it a broken throat, I will not open the door for you. Durian Melaleuca: ...don't come to me again

In fact, Meng Tangxi was not very angry at the beginning, but when he saw Liu Lian's last words, he suddenly became flustered. He hurriedly called Liu Lian's name, but Liu Lian never said anything. Come and open the door.

Meng Tangxi's reluctance and stubbornness came up immediately, he felt very wronged, he obviously didn't do anything, why did Liu Lian judge him out of the game on his own? !He stood unwillingly at the door of Liu Lian's house, shouting Liu Lian's name over and over again at the top of his voice.

Even Meng Tangxi himself didn't know how long he shouted until his mouth was dry and Liu Lian didn't even come to answer the door.

Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the door of Liu Lian's house, and wanted to continue shouting, but at this moment, a neighbor downstairs rushed up angrily, and scolded Meng Tangxi in the face: "You are crazy! What's your name! Calling a soul?!"

The neighbor was a young girl in her early twenties. When she finished scolding herself, she took a closer look and found that the person scolded by her was a handsome guy with a face full of despair. She was stunned for a moment.

That handsome guy was even more handsome than the male models in the fashion magazines she had bought, but at this moment, his face was full of despair, as if he had lost his soul. Originally, she had calmed down a little after seeing that he was a handsome guy. With a dazed face, he immediately hesitated: "You...what's the matter with you? Are you okay?"

Could it be a bloody play by an infatuated boyfriend to win back his cheating girlfriend? !

Meng Tangxi came back to his senses, he didn't seem to have heard what the girl asked him, but turned around with a dazed look on his face and went home.

The girl watched Meng Tangxi enter the opposite room, only to realize that Meng Tangxi was her upstairs neighbor who had just moved in not long ago. Although she had only moved here not long ago, she remembered it because she was very handsome. the other person's appearance.

Because she could see the people passing back and forth in the hallway from the window of her house, she remembered that she saw the handsome guy come back from outside packing a double takeaway, sometimes for breakfast, sometimes for dinner.She had previously slandered that handsome guy for being so handsome, but with such a big appetite, that he actually wanted to eat double meals.

And now she finally understands, it turns out that handsome guy is cooking for others!

She couldn't help looking at the room opposite the handsome guy, and then she was taken aback for a moment - if she remembered correctly, there was only one man living in the house opposite, and that man rarely went downstairs, and almost every time he went to the supermarket , because every time he came back, he was carrying big and small bags in his hand.She had previously slandered that man as a housekeeper and lived alone. If he died one day, no one would know.

Of course, if that man really died one day, she would probably still find out.

Liu Lian was lying on the bed and was about to go to bed when he sneezed suddenly.

He frowned, thinking to himself, could it be that guy Meng Tangxi has been cursing him outside the door?

Just now, he sent Meng Tangxi the words "Don't come to me again", and he turned off his phone in a panic.

Although he had softened his heart for a while before, when Meng Tangxi begged him for a chance, he accidentally agreed, but since then Liu Lian has always felt very uneasy. Since he didn't intend to accept Meng Tangxi at all, why did he give Meng Tangxi a chance?

Obviously he was the one who said to Meng Tangxi before, "If you don't like that person, don't give others hope", but now he has become a person who is emotionally indecisive instead.

So at that moment, Liu Lian finally mustered up the courage to send out those words.

Lying on the bed, Liu Lian stared blankly at the snow-white ceiling above his head, and suddenly thought of the already cold Yangzhou fried rice brought back by Meng Tangxi just now. He didn't know how long Meng Tangxi had waited outside before letting him The Yangzhou fried rice was so cold, and I don't know how Meng Tangxi got up at five o'clock before, but what kind of perseverance he relied on when he went to buy seafood porridge for him.

Thinking of what Meng Tangxi had said to him before, the look in his eyes, the aggrieved or depressed expressions she had shown to him... Liu Lian suddenly felt soft again.

...Maybe Meng Tangxi really likes him a little bit?

Otherwise, he should go out and open the door for Meng Tangxi, right?

Thinking of this, Liu Lian took off the sound-proof earphones by accident.

But after he took it off, he found that Meng Tangxi's voice was no longer outside the door.

He waited quietly for a while, and then found that Meng Tangxi seemed to have really left.

There was silence outside the door.

Liu Lian was stunned for a moment, then smiled wryly, turned over and buried her face in the pillow.

...What is he expecting?

How could Meng Tangxi, who has had smooth sailing since he was a child, who can be called a winner in life, really like such an inconspicuous person like him?Probably only because he rejected Meng Tangxi again and again, that's why Meng Tangxi was so persistent with him.

There is nothing you must like, it's just that you can't ask for it, you are unwilling, and you don't feel fair.

Meng Tangxi returned home in a daze and lay in bed sleepless all night.

He couldn't understand why Liu Lian suddenly sentenced him out when everything was fine before.

He obviously did nothing!

Meng Tangxi felt like an innocent player who played the game properly but was officially banned in the name of cheating... He obviously didn't do anything!He doesn't even know what cheating is, how to open it? !

Depressed and wronged, he tossed and turned on the bed for most of the night, and finally decided to go to Liu Lian to talk to him early the next morning. Even if Liu Lian still refused to open the door for him, it didn't matter, then he would stay at the door of Liu Lian's house every day. , he didn't believe that Liu Lian would never go out!

It was already afternoon when Meng Tangxi woke up the next day, he was a little dazed, and just about to get up, he suddenly found that his head was extremely heavy.His cold was not good at all, but yesterday he stood at the door of Liu Lian's house and yelled at the door against the cold wind for so long, but it became more serious. Now not only his head is very dizzy, but his throat is even more painful.

Although his head and throat hurt badly, his first reaction was - now he can use his illness to win Liu Lian's sympathy!Even if Liu Lian didn't want to talk to him anymore, he definitely couldn't bear to leave him as a patient!

So he slowly moved towards the bed, wanting to call Liu Lian, but soon he found that Liu Lian was turned off, and he did not give up and called Liu Lian's other mobile phone - that mobile phone He ran to apply for the card in the card.

Now Meng Tangxi can no longer deceive himself with the reason that Liu Lian's phone is out of battery. He knows that Liu Lian rarely calls people, and very few people call Liu Lian, so there is only one reason why Liu Lian shuts down. , that's him.

Meng Tangxi was flustered for a while, he wanted to run to talk to Liu Lian, but after he rolled over from the bed, before he could take two steps, his feet gave way and he fell to the ground.

At this time, Liu Lian just woke up from a dream. After he got up, he found that it was already afternoon, so he brushed his teeth and washed his face in a trance, and then returned to the computer in a trance, preparing to go back to the computer as usual. Button up like that.

At this moment, he suddenly remembered that Meng Tangxi might be looking for him on Koukou, so he turned to open the word document and prepared to type.

But after he edited the document for half an hour, he still didn't move a single word.

While Liu Lian was staring at the document in a daze, his doorbell suddenly rang.

He immediately came back to his senses and bit his lip. The only one who could come to him at this moment was Meng Tangxi...

He couldn't open the door for Meng Tangxi.

So he turned around to put on the sound-proof earplugs, but just after his hands touched the sound-proof earplugs, he suddenly stopped.

Liu Lian sighed, and went to open the door resignedly.

His hand stayed on the doorknob for a moment, and finally opened the door amidst the hasty doorbell.

But to his surprise, the person outside the door was not Meng Tangxi, but a young girl in her early twenties.

After seeing that the person outside the door was not Meng Tangxi, Liu Lian breathed a sigh of relief, but felt a little empty.

He quickly looked at the girl, and when he found that it was an extremely strange girl, he smiled at her and asked hesitantly, "Excuse me... are you?"

The girl smiled at Liu Lian embarrassedly: "Hi, I'm downstairs."

Liu Lian was suddenly a little strange. The relationship between neighbors today is not as harmonious as it used to be. Even if they live in the same building, they don't necessarily know each other. Why did this girl come to him specially?Looking for him to build a socialist harmonious neighborhood relationship?

The girl seemed to see Liu Lian's doubts, she blushed immediately, and then said softly, "Well, I'm downstairs, is there a very handsome guy living opposite you?"

Liu Lian immediately raised her eyebrows. Could it be that this girl wants to get close to Meng Tangxi with him?

The girl lowered her head and said softly: "I was sick and could only stay at home. Because I was bored, I often watched the people coming and going in the corridor through the window of my house. A few days ago, I saw that handsome guy coming down almost every day." The building bought takeaway, but that handsome guy hasn't come down from today until now..."

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, he hurried to the door of Meng Tangxi's house, and knocked hard on the door.

Liu Lian knocked for more than ten minutes, but there was still no response from the door. Just when he was in a panic and wanted to find someone to unlock it, the door was finally opened.

Seeing Meng Tangxi who came to open the door, he breathed a sigh of relief.

But when he looked up at Meng Tangxi, his heart ached again. In front of him, Meng Tangxi had a sickly red face, his body was shaking slightly, and he couldn't even stand still, but his eyes were looking at him with dark eyes.

"What are you doing here?"

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian for a long time before finally speaking, his voice was weak and hoarse, his tone was as cold as ice, but there was a slight inaudible grievance.