What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian and Lu Renjia went to the nearest movie theater, because it was just in time for the next movie screening, so they bought tickets and went in directly.

Because "Jianghu Wushui" had good reviews on the Internet, many people came to see it. Liu Lian took popcorn and Coca-Cola and searched with Lu Renjia for a long time before finding their seats.

After the two sat down, the movie began.

"No Water in the Rivers and Lakes" is a martial arts movie with a lot of sentimentality. Liu Lian was quickly attracted by the exciting plot. It was not until the climax of the plot came to an end that he came back to his senses and reached out to grab popcorn to eat, but accidentally When they met Lu Renjia's hand that was also holding popcorn, the two of them had a meal at the same time, and then they looked at each other and smiled.

Meng Tangxi, who was sitting behind Liu Lian and Lu Renjia, widened his eyes, and just watched a movie together!They even ate the same bucket of popcorn together!Just eat the same bucket of popcorn!He even grabbed popcorn at the same time!He even touched his hand!They even looked at each other and smiled!

This is completely a classic plot in a third-rate novel!

hateful!He had never eaten the same bucket of popcorn as Liu Lian!

After Liu Lian ate the popcorn for a while, he suddenly felt a scorching gaze on his back. He paused for a moment, subconsciously looked back, but found nothing, the people behind were all watching intently. Watching the movie, no one was paying attention to him at all.

He shrugged and turned back to eat the popcorn.

After eating popcorn for a while, Liu Lian felt a scorching gaze fall on his back again. After eating a few popcorn silently, he turned his head to look again, but still found nothing.

He raised his eyebrows and continued to eat popcorn.

Liu Lian quickly re-entered the plot of the movie. After watching the movie for a while, he reached out to touch the popcorn again, and then touched Lu Renjia who was reaching for the popcorn at the same time. The two had another meal, and then looked at each other. smile.

At this moment, Liu Lian suddenly spoke, and said in a voice with almost no volume: "You have popcorn crumbs on the corner of your mouth."

Lu Renjia paused, reached out to touch the corner of his mouth, and said in a very low voice, "Is this here?"

Liu Lian smiled: "It's not here, it's there."

"Is it here?"

"No, it's a little lower."

"A bit below?"

"It's too much now...forget it, let me help you."

After speaking, Liu Lian stretched out his hand and touched the corner of Lu Renjia's mouth with his fingertips.

"Is there any more now?"

"Well, the light is too dim, I can't see clearly, let me take a closer look..."

Liu Lian sat forward and moved a little closer.

Meng Tangxi, who got under the seat twice for fear of being discovered by Liu Lian, just raised his head when he saw Liu Lian reach out and touch the corner of Lu Renjia's mouth affectionately.

Although the light in the movie theater was very dim, Meng Tangxi imagined Liu Lian's gentle and affectionate expression, and he suddenly felt bad, especially the next moment, when he saw Liu Lian's gradual When approaching Lu Renjia, he suddenly felt a shocking thunder strike on his head.

Seeing the faces of Liu Lian and Lu Renjia getting closer, he finally couldn't help but want to stand up and stop them.

But soon, another thunderbolt hit Meng Tangxi's head——

Wait, why does he care so much about Liu Lian and Lu Renjia?

Wasn't he still enthusiastic about matching Liu Lian and Lu Renjia?

Why is he so upset when he sees this scene now?

Liu Lian is clearly a man...

Why would he be bothered by a man being intimate with another man?

Could it be that……

To Liu Lian...

Do not!This is impossible!

He is obviously a straight man!

How could he think that way about a man? !

Meng Tangxi suddenly stood up, and under the surprised eyes of the people around who were watching the movie with rapt attention, she turned and left her seat, and hurriedly walked out towards the door.

Liu Lian noticed the movement behind her, so she stopped and smiled at Lu Renjia: "Well, not anymore."

Lu Renjia breathed a sigh of relief: "I made you laugh."

"It's okay," Liu Lian glanced back, "It's just a trivial matter."

After Meng Tangxi left the movie theater, she stood by the side of the road and became dazed.

It wasn't until his mobile phone suddenly sounded a text message that he recovered a little bit, and then took out his mobile phone.

Lu Yiyi: Brother Xiaoxi, haven't you finished going to the bathroom yet?

At this time, almost an hour had passed since Meng Tangxi left the hotel.

He paused, and replied to Lu Rianyi: You can eat by yourself, I won't pass.

Soon, Lu Yiyi's call came.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you are so cunning! You agreed to treat me to dinner! How could you leave me alone and run away!"

Meng Tangxi was not in the mood to coax her, so she said flatly, "Then I'll transfer the money to you from Alipay later."

"How can you invite me to dinner like this? It's too dishonest." Lu Yanyi was a little depressed. She noticed that Meng Tangxi's tone seemed a little wrong, "What's wrong with you today?"

"It's nothing," Meng Tangxi said perfunctorily, "I still have something to do, so I'll hang up first."

"Brother Xiaoxi, where are you now?" Lu Yiyi was unwilling, "I'll find you later."

"No need, go back early after you finish your meal," Meng Tangxi calmly refused, "I will transfer the money to you later."

As he spoke, he hung up the phone without waiting for Lu Reyi to speak again.

After turning off the phone, he looked at the people coming and going on the road again, and became dazed.

After the movie ended, Liu Lian and Lu Renjia left the cinema while chatting about the exciting plot in the movie.

Because Lu Renjia and Liu Lian were on the way, they simply walked and chatted.

"What I admire most in this movie is the heroine. She dares to love and hate, and she is straightforward. If you like the hero, you can do it straight away," Lu Renjia said. If you like it, you just don't like it. If you take a hypocritical route, can't you have a good relationship?"

Liu Lian smiled: "Instead, I like the male lead better, forbearable and affectionate."

"But if you keep something in your heart and don't say it, how can others know?" Lu Renjia disagreed.

Liu Lian shrugged: "Maybe there is some difficulty."

The ending of this movie stops abruptly at the climax, leaving a lot of room for imagination for the audience. It seems that some things have not been explained, but it does not give people the impression that the story is incomplete, which makes people feel unsatisfied.

Lu Renjia sent Liu Lian to the gate of the community where he lived, and then the two said goodbye.

After watching Lu Renjia's back leave, Liu Lian took the elevator home. When he walked to his door, he found a person standing in the corridor, looking out the window.

When he approached, the man turned around and looked at him fixedly.

It was the first time for Liu Lian to see Meng Tangxi's serious expression, as if he had completely changed himself.

Meng Tangxi lowered her head slightly, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and the corners of her lips were slightly pursed, as if she wanted to say something.

"What are you standing by the window looking at?" Liu Lian looked at the location of Mengtangxi Station, and it seemed that he could just see the gate of their community, which was the place where he and Lu Renjia separated just now.

Seeing that Meng Tangxi was silent, Liu Lian took out the key to open the door and asked him casually, "Aren't you going on a date today? Why did you come back so soon?"

Only then did Meng Tangxi finally speak, and he said sullenly, "That's not a date!"

"Okay, okay," Liu Lian shrugged, "Just kidding, where's your friend?"

"She's already gone back." Meng Tangxi obviously didn't want to mention Lu Reyi. He was holding back something in his heart and wanted to ask, but he couldn't get it out of his mouth. "...What about you? Didn't you go?" Are you dating? Why did you come back so soon?"

Liu Lian opened the door and smiled: "Who says I'm on a date? I don't have that kind of relationship with him yet."

return?Meng Tangxi, who has always been not very keen, caught this word sharply, and immediately imagined it.

"Yet" is not that kind of relationship, that is to say, it's just not for the time being, and there will be opportunities in the future?

He suddenly became vigilant: "Then how do you feel about him now?"

"It's okay," Liu Lian smiled, "It's pretty pleasant to get along with, but they're just friends."

Meng Tangxi was a little skeptical: "Just friends?"

Liu Lian turned around suddenly, looked straight at Meng Tangxi, and raised his eyebrows: "Why are you so interested in my affairs all of a sudden?"

"Of course," Meng Tangxi's eyes suddenly dodged a little, "because we are friends!"

"Even as a friend, it seems a little unjustifiable," Liu Lian raised her eyebrows and laughed, "Could it be that you treat me..."

Liu Lian was a head shorter than Meng Tangxi, but at this moment, Meng Tangxi wanted to stick her face to the floor.

Liu Lian's appearance is not outstanding, and his facial features are ordinary, but when he smiles, he is very vivid, maybe he is used to Liu Lian's appearance, anyway, the more Meng Tangxi looks at him, the more pleasing to his eyes, and now he is smiling He looked even more dazed for a moment.

But when he heard what Liu Lian was saying clearly, he immediately took a big step back.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's face as if facing a formidable enemy, Liu Lian immediately found it interesting, but before he could continue teasing Meng Tangxi, a voice suddenly sounded from behind the elevator door.

"Brother Xiaoxi, you left me and ran away alone!"

The elevator door opened, and a girl came out of the elevator with an unhappy expression on her face.

After Meng Tangxi hung up the phone, Lu Rianyi sat in the restaurant for more than half an hour. It was not until the waiter came up to urge her again and again that she was finally sure that Meng Tangxi would not come back, so she could only order food full of grievances. Finished lunch alone.

As soon as she finished her lunch, she went straight to Meng Tangxi's new home, waiting for Meng Tangxi to come back to find him and ask him for a crime.

As soon as she got out of the elevator, she immediately saw Meng Tangxi who claimed to be in a hurry. Although she knew that it was probably just an excuse when Meng Tangxi hung up the phone before, she still felt a little uncomfortable when she really knew the truth. so happy.

After Lu Liyi finished calling Meng Tangxi, she found that Meng Tangxi didn't respond to her, and stood there without saying a word for a long time.

Just as she was wondering, she saw a man standing opposite Meng Tangxi. It was the man who opened the door for them when she and Meng Wanfeng came to look for Meng Tangxi yesterday.

When she and Meng Wanfeng knocked on the door, she thought it was the wrong door when she saw a strange man came to open the door. After knowing that this man was only Meng Tangxi's neighbor, she felt a little strange... After all, Meng Tangxi had been there since childhood. This kind of person has a strong sense of territory. When she was a child, Meng Tangxi was not allowed to enter his room every time she went to play at Meng Tangxi's house. It was hard for her to imagine that Meng Tangxi had only moved here for a few days, and he was already willing to let strange new neighbors into his house.

But she didn't think too much about it at the time, but after she went back, she found that Meng Wanfeng seemed to be in deep thought.

But when she asked Meng Wanfeng what was wrong, Meng Wanfeng just shook his head and said nothing.

Although Lu Liyi quickly put that incident behind her, but now she looked at the atmosphere between the two of them, but suddenly remembered what happened yesterday, and she began to feel that something was wrong.

Maybe it was a woman's sixth sense, she couldn't help but sized up Liu Lian with probing eyes.

From a woman's point of view, Liu Lian's appearance is very ordinary, the kind that makes people not feel jealous at all, but her skin is very fair, whiter than most girls, and her waist and legs are also thinner than her. Many girls are still thin...but why would a man be so useless?What's the use of a man's thin waist and legs?

After confirming that Liu Lian was not a threat, Lu Yiyi immediately let go of her guard. She looked at Meng Tangxi: "Brother Xiaoxi, why did you leave me and run away just now?"

Meng Tangxi's previous entanglement suddenly disappeared, and after he realized it, he subconsciously looked at Liu Lian.

Liu Lian paused, then smiled at the two of them: "Then I'll go first, and I won't disturb you."

Meng Tangxi paused: "Wait a minute..."

Before he could speak, Liu Lian had already entered the door and closed the door behind him.

Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the closed door in front of him, unable to react for a long time.

"Brother Xiaoxi?" Lu Yiyi tugged at the corner of Mengtangxi's clothes.

In the first second, Meng Tangxi: "..."

In the second second, Meng Tangxi: "..."

In the third second, Meng Tangxi: "..."

After 1 minute, Meng Tangxi finally came back to his senses: "...Huh?"

"Why did you leave me and run away by yourself just now, causing me to wait for you in the restaurant for a long time." Lu Liyi looked depressed.

Meng Tangxi looked at the door, a little absent-minded: "I'm in a hurry."

"What's the rush? There's no time to eat?" Lu Rianyi didn't quite believe it.

Meng Tangxi frowned: "You should go back."

"Brother Xiaoxi! I came all the way to find you, but you won't even let me in?" Lu Liyi puffed her cheeks.

Meng Tangxi frowned and said, "Don't you know that I don't like people entering my house?"

Lu Liyi looked unhappy: "But when Wan Feng and I came to look for you yesterday, your neighbor was obviously at your house!"

Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, and then he fell silent.

"You've only known that neighbor for a few days, and you're already willing to let him into your house." Lu Yiyi puffed her cheeks with an unhappy expression, "Brother Xiaoxi, I grew up with you, and you didn't even want to let him into your house." Let me into your house?"

Meng Tangxi was silent for a moment before saying: "...you are different from him."

Lu Yiyi was taken aback: "What's the difference?"

Meng Tangxi didn't explain, he paused, and repeated again: "You are different from him."

Lu Yiyi blinked her eyes, but still didn't understand.

"...You should go back." Meng Tangxi said lightly.

"Brother Xiaoxi?" Lu Liyi's eyes widened, and she couldn't believe that Meng Tangxi just drove her away like that.

"You should go back." Meng Tangxi repeated.

Lu Yiyi stared at Meng Tangxi for a while, seeing Meng Tangxi's expressionless face, she finally stomped her feet, turned and ran away.

After closing the door, Liu Lian leaned against the door and closed his eyes.

He silently listened to the conversation between Meng Tangxi and Lu Reyi outside the door, then shook his head and smiled.

After a while, he turned and went back to his room.

As soon as he turned on the computer, he received a message from Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: Durian Melaleuca is big~Jianghu emergency~

Lychee Mousse: I beg the durian god to take a look at me~

Lychee Mousse: Mrs. Durian Melaleuca/(tot)/~~

Durian Melaleuca: Huh?

Lychee mousse: ah ah durian Melaleuca, you are here~

Lychee Mousse: The thing is like this, tonight is my goddess' birthday song party, I originally invited a heavyweight guest, and the notice has been sent out, but the guest suddenly has an urgent matter and can't come, begging for durian Melaleuca Save the day~

Durian Melaleuca: I have something tonight too

Lychee Mousse: Then recording is also fine!Just say a birthday greeting and record a song!

Liu Lian calculated the time, and it didn't take much time to record a song, so he just took it easy to help his little cousin.

Durian Melaleuca: Okay, what song do you want to record?

Lychee Mousse: Any song will do!Folk songs, nursery rhymes, love songs and ethnic styles are fine!

Lychee Mousse: By the way~ Goddess, remember to post a Weibo~ By the way, help me gain popularity in the Goddess Song Club!

It is said that Meng Tangxi is his brain-dead rice, so he should listen to this song, right?

He held his chin, smiled, and suddenly had an idea.

Durian Melaleuca: Recorded

Lychee Mousse: Oh, oh, so fast!

5 minutes later--

Lychee Mousse: My mother, my nosebleeds can't be stopped ah ah ah ah ah ah man god you actually sang "Majestic and majestic"!

Lychee Mousse: It's so attractive that my phantom limbs are going to be hard!

Lychee Mousse: God, you are so flirtatious!

Durian Melaleuca: Didn’t you say that you can sing any song you want?

Lychee Mousse: That's what I said, but the male god, you actually enlarged your tricks as soon as you came up.

Everyone has a time when they are young and ignorant, and Liu Lian is naturally the same. When he first entered the circle, he sang a lot of songs about lust and selling meat to have no morals and no lower limit in order to become popular, so he also recruited a lot of black people.

Later, Liu Lian settled down and didn't want to rely on this method to attract Mi Fensi, so he seldom sang sex songs.

Durian Melaleuca: Once in a while, change your mood

Lychee Mousse: I can't wait to see how the wolf's blood boils tonight!Hehehehe Liu Lian couldn't help but smile... Is wolf blood boiling?

He also seemed a little hopeful.