What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

The alarm clock rang, and Liu Lian woke up. He opened his eyes and glanced to the side, only to find that the bed was empty.

He reached out and touched the side, and found that the bed was cool, knowing that Meng Tangxi should have been up for a while, he couldn't help but wonder, how could Meng Tangxi be so diligent before?Could it be that he got up early in the morning to make a shape?

Thinking of this possibility, he couldn't help narrowing his eyes slightly.

Liu Lian got out of bed and was about to go to the bathroom to wash up. When he walked to the door of the bathroom, he heard a suppressed panting from the bathroom. As a man, he instantly understood what happened in the bathroom.

He frowned, although he said that men are easy to get angry when they get up early in the morning, but Meng Tangxi is so careless to make trouble in other people's bathrooms, does he not treat himself as an outsider?

So Liu Lian decided to stand at the door of the bathroom, waiting for Meng Tangxi to come out and shame him.

Well, it's definitely not that he wants to listen to the corner.

Although Meng Tangxi in the bathroom seemed to try her best to suppress her voice, she still let out a few quick gasps. Liu Lian listened expressionlessly for a while, her face flushed slightly, and her body gradually began to heat up.

Liu Lian's expressionless face eavesdropped on the corner of the wall for the first 10 minutes, his face turned slightly red.

Liu Lian eavesdropped on No. in the corner with a blank expression for 20 minutes, his brows and eyes began to turn red.

Liu Lian eavesdropped on No. in the corner with a blank expression for 30 minutes, he...

Liu Lian: "..."

Wait, isn't Meng Tangxi's masturbation taking a little too long?

He can't hold it anymore!

He needs to go to the toilet!

Time went back to more than half an hour ago——

Meng Tangxi got out of bed with a red face, and hunched over into the bathroom.

He closed his eyes, and fondled little Meng Menglai as usual.

After fiddling with it, a body suddenly appeared in his mind, that body has a fair and slender neck, round and lovely shoulders, slightly sunken clavicle fossa, small red dots on the chest, and the bottom... …

etc!Why is the object of his fantasy a man? !

Meng Tangxi opened his eyes immediately, feeling a little unwell.

He looked down and found that Xiao Mengmeng not only did not intend to soften at all, but was still majestic and high-spirited.

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and immediately knew something was wrong.

Meng Tangxi shook his head, threw out the picture he had imagined just now, and continued to work.

After a while, another picture appeared in his mind, the furry back of the head, the soft earlobes, the thin and slender waistline, the round buttocks...

His breathing became rapid in an instant, and the movements of his hands became more and more urgent.

Until he finally saw the man's eyes clearly——

etc!Why is Liu Lian the object of his fantasy? !

Meng Tangxi opened his eyes again, feeling bad again.

He looked down again, and found that Xiao Mengmeng not only did not intend to soften at all, but became even more high-spirited.

He swallowed, knowing something was really bad.

Meng Tangxi shook her head, put all distracting thoughts out of her mind, and continued to work.

Just when his men's movements became more and more urgent——

Suddenly, Liu Lianchenqi's low-pitched voice came from outside the door: "Meng Tangxi, come out!"

Hearing Liu Lian's slightly hoarse voice, Meng Tangxi trembled all over... came out.

Liu Lian shouted impatiently outside the door, then reached out and knocked on the door again.

He knocked on the door for a while before it was opened.

Meng Tangxi stood behind the door, lowered her head, her exposed ears were slightly red.

Liu Lian raised her head and wanted to show Meng Tangxi a shame with her eyes, but as soon as he raised her head, Meng Tangxi looked away evasively, very suspicious.

"So energetic early in the morning," Liu Lian raised his eyebrows, "...so energetic."

Meng Tangxi dodged his eyes and evasively said: "I've been a little angry lately..."

Liu Lian pretended to be concerned: "Would you like to drink some herbal tea?"

Meng Tangxi didn't dare to look directly at Liu Lian at all, he looked down at the floor, his earlobe was red: "No need."

Seeing Meng Tangxi's dodging eyes, Liu Lian thought that he was being shy when he was found making trouble in the bathroom, and couldn't help feeling that this guy was ashamed to be so thick-skinned, so he stopped embarrassing him.

Just as Liu Lian was entering the bathroom, he accidentally touched Meng Tangxi with his shoulder, and Meng Tangxi immediately avoided it with great reaction.

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, and then saw Meng Tangxi walking away with his head down.

Liu Lian couldn't help but wonder, even if Meng Tangxi was shy, he wouldn't have such a big reaction, right?

As soon as he entered the bathroom, he immediately smelled the familiar smell in the bathroom, um, the familiar smell that all men know...

He suddenly felt that the temperature in the bathroom seemed to rise a bit, and his face was also a little hot. In order to calm down, he quickly turned on the faucet on the sink and washed his face.

When Liu Lian came out after washing, he saw Meng Tangxi sitting on a small bench in a daze. Meng Tangxi's slender and tall body was nestled on the small bench, looking a little aggrieved, especially the pair of big long hair that had no place to rest. Legs had to be bent.

He couldn't help being curious, and couldn't help poking Meng Tangxi's shoulder: "What's wrong with you? Sitting on such a small bench, your legs are bent like this..."

At this time, Meng Tangxi, who was full of doubts such as "I bent, I bent, I bent?", when he heard the word "bend", he immediately reacted greatly: "I don't bend! I am very straight !"

Liu Lian was taken aback by Meng Tangxi, especially the next moment Meng Tangxi took a big step back to avoid Liu Lian's hand.

When Meng Tangxi came back to her senses and realized that her reaction seemed a bit excessive, she quickly apologized: "...I'm sorry, I was thinking about other things just now."

Liu Lian withdrew her hand as if nothing had happened: "Oh, it's okay, you should go back, didn't someone come to see you today?"

"Well," Meng Tangxi avoided Liu Lian's gaze, "...then I'll go back first."

After Meng Tangxi left, Liu Lian couldn't help squinting his eyes, what happened to this guy today?

...It's really weird.

Liu Lian tilted her head and thought for a while, but couldn't think of a reason, so she could only turn around and go back to her room, hurrying up to type.

When the time agreed with Lu Renjia was approaching, he changed into another clothes and went out with the signed book.

When Liu Lian passed by Meng Tangxi's house, he couldn't help but glance at the opposite door. The door of Meng Tangxi's house was closed, and he didn't know if anyone was at home. Thinking of the girl named Yiyi, his eyes couldn't help Live for a while.

Soon, Liu Lian came to the hotel where he and Lu Renjia had made an appointment to meet.

It was still the same hotel as last time, and it was still the same position last time. Lu Renjia sat where he sat last time, stretched his neck and looked around. Waved again and again.

This time Lu Renjia's attitude was much more enthusiastic than before, but Liu Lian knew that it was probably thanks to Fleeting Qianzhong's signature.

As soon as he walked to that table, Lu Renjia stood up, poured him tea and handed him the menu very enthusiastically.

Liu Lian had never been served so attentively at such a young age, so he was a little flattered at once. He quickly stopped Lu Renjia's movement: "No need, I can do it myself." He just signed a name, it was really unbearable Come here and wait for enthusiasm.

"I'll just come," Lu Renjia was still very enthusiastic, "You've helped me so much, it's just a small thing to pour you a cup of tea...Come, come, sit down."

Liu Lian couldn't resist Lu Renjia's enthusiasm, so he could only sit down and let Lu Renjia pour tea for him.

At this time, Meng Tangxi, who had been pestered for most of the day, also walked into the hotel.

Meng Tangxi had just returned home early in the morning when he heard someone knocking on the door. He opened the door and saw that it was indeed Lu Renyi outside the door.

In fact, Lu Yiyi is very beautiful, pure and cute, absolutely natural and without additives, but the most rare thing is that her breasts are still big. In my conscience, no matter her appearance or milk volume, she is absolutely the best on the Internet. Grab a lot of "house goddesses".

In fact, Lu Rianyi's appearance is in line with Meng Tangxi's aesthetics, but for some reason, he has no feelings for Lu Riyadh at all.

Meng Tangxi didn't want Lu Reyi to enter his house, so she dragged Lu Reyi out to go shopping.

Although Lu Rianyi was a little unhappy at first, she soon dragged Meng Tangxi to chat about her own affairs, and took Meng Tangxi to walk around the street for most of the day with great interest.

While Lu Yiyi was chattering non-stop, Meng Tang suddenly thought of Liu Lian... I don't know what Liu Lian is doing now?

When he realized that he thought of Liu Lian again, he quickly forced himself to stare at the white thighs of the girls passing by the road.

At noon, both of them were a little hungry, Meng Tangxi didn't know why, so by some strange coincidence, he took Lu Reyi to the hotel where Liu Lian had a blind date.

When he brought Lu Yiyi into the hotel, he immediately remembered that Liu Lian met his blind date at this hotel today. Because of what happened this morning, he didn't want to see Liu Lian so soon, and was about to drag Lu Yiyi around. He walked away, but Lu Rianyi had already entered the hotel first, he paused, and could only follow.

In the restaurant, Meng Tangxi saw Liu Lian almost at a glance. He originally wanted to drag Lu Yiyi to find a place far away from Liu Lian to sit down, but when he saw Lu Renjia who was opposite Liu Lian, his brain suddenly became hot. He walked to the table behind Liu Lian and sat down.

Then Meng Tangxi watched Liu Lian and Lu Renjia talking and laughing. Although he couldn't see the expression on Liu Lian's face, he could fully imagine Liu Lian's expression at this moment. With a smile...and Lu Renjia, who was sitting opposite Liu Lian, was almost laughing like a marigold at this moment. Not only did he laugh so hard that his eyes almost disappeared, but his mouth almost covered his eyes.

The alarm bell in Meng Tangxi's heart rang suddenly, he was like a cat whose territory had been violated, his fur was about to explode.

Especially when he saw Lu Renjia standing up and serving food for Liu Lian very attentively, he almost jumped up. Luckily, Lu Rianyi spoke up suddenly, and brought back his sense of disconnection in time.

"Brother Xiaoxi, what do you want to eat?" Lu Liyi blinked and handed the menu to Meng Tangxi first.

Because the two grew up together, Lu Yanyi liked to call him Brother Xiaoxi when he was a child, and he kept calling him that when he grew up. Although Meng Tangxi didn't like this name very much, but he corrected Lu Yanyi several times, but he couldn't change it. , and finally can only give up.

"Don't call me Brother Xiaoxi," Meng Tangxi lowered her voice, "Call me by my name."

"Okay," Lu Yiyi didn't care at all, "What do you want to eat, Brother Xiaoxi?"

"I told you not to call me Brother Xiaoxi," Meng Tangxi glared at her, "Sit aside." He couldn't even see the back of Liu Lian's head!

Lu Yiyi looked bewildered, but she obediently moved aside, lowered her voice and said, "Why did you suddenly lower your voice, Brother Xiaoxi?"

Meng Tangxi glanced at her indifferently: "Eat your meal, don't ask so many questions."

Lu Yiyi looked dazed, but she still made a movement of zipping her mouth shut silently.

After Liu Lian handed the signed "Treading the End of the World" to Lu Renjia, Lu Renjia suddenly looked excited, opened it and touched the signature "Fleeing Years" on it several times, and asked Liu Lian while touching it, "You and Fleeting Qianzhong Do you have a good relationship?" "Is it difficult to get a signature?" Questions like that.

Liu Lian was a little cautious at once, and he smiled: "I'm not too familiar with him. I've said a few words about him. Although he's aloof, he's a nice person. I heard that there is a reader who likes him very much." , signed it for me."

Throughout the whole process, Lu Renjia was very enthusiastic about Liu Lian, and even stood up to serve Liu Lian with food.

Liu Lian was a little flattered, and quickly waved his hands: "No, I can do it myself."

"It's okay, it should be," Lu Renjia smiled attentively, "Let me do it."

"That's too much trouble for you, I can do it myself."

"No trouble, no trouble, come here, this tangerine peel pork ribs is delicious."

Meng Tangxi, who was eavesdropping with his ears pricked up, couldn't help but stare at Lu Renjia's face and grit his teeth——

Didn't you hear people say no!Reluctantly is no happiness!give up!

Didn't you hear people despise you!No self-knowledge at all!give up!

You just put your chopsticks in your mouth!There must be your drool on it!Liu Lian will definitely not eat your saliva!

After Liu Lian heard someone speaking in a deliberately low voice behind him, he immediately paused, smiled, and stopped stopping Lu Renjia from bringing him food.

Lu Renjia was very enthusiastic to help him pick up the food, and said as he picked up: "This pork ribs with tangerine peel is delicious. I heard that it is the signature dish of this hotel. The meat is very tender and the tangerine peel is also very tasty. Try it."

Liu Lian lowered his head and tasted it, then nodded: "It's really not bad."

"Right," Lu Renjia smiled and picked another piece for Liu Lian, "Eat more if you like."

Meng Tangxi, who was witnessing the whole process, widened his eyes, Liu Lian actually ate the food that guy gave him!

He resisted the urge to rush up and overturn the table, lowered his head and angrily flipped through the menu.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's appearance, Lu Yiyi suddenly asked in a daze, "What's the matter with you? Brother Xiaoxi."

Meng Tangxi looked unhappy: "I'm fine! Don't call me Brother Xiaoxi!"

Lu Yiyi silently reminded him: "You're going to tear up the menu, Brother Xiaoxi."

Meng Tangxi snorted: "I don't like this menu!"

The waiter standing aside waiting for their order: "..."

The table of Meng Tangxi and the others was full of depression, but the table of Liu Lian and Lu Renjia was full of laughter.

Liu Lian and Lu Renjia chatted while eating, and the two chattered about, on national affairs and the world situation, and on entertainment and gossip parents.While chatting, Liu Lian discovered that he and Lu Renjia actually had a lot of common topics, and the most rare thing was that the three views of the two of them were quite compatible.

"Why did you think of going on a blind date with a man?"

The two were chatting, and Liu Lian suddenly asked.

Lu Renjia paused for a moment, then sighed: "Because I don't like women, if I just marry a random woman for the sake of my children, it will be harming her."

He gave a wry smile and continued, "Although I'm not a good person, I don't want to hurt him for the rest of my life."

Liu Lian immediately changed his opinion of Lu Renjia. He smiled lightly and said, "There are no good people in this world. It's enough to have a clear conscience."

The two chatted for a while, and the more they talked, the more they felt that the three views were very compatible, and it was almost too late to meet each other.

In the end, Lu Renjia looked at Liu Lian seriously and said, "I think we really resonate too much. Even if we can't reach a deal in the end, having a friend like you can be considered a profit."

Liu Lian smiled, knowing that Lu Renjia was euphemistically sending him a friend card, but he didn't have any special feelings for Lu Renjia at first, so he wasn't too disappointed, and compared to lovers, he also felt that he and Lu Renjia were closer together. Good for being friends.

And Meng Tangxi behind, seeing Liu Lian and Lu Renjia chatting happily, felt more and more depressed.

He couldn't listen to what the two of them were saying, he just felt that the smile on Lu Renjia's face was too dazzling.

He squinted his eyes and stared at Lu Renjia's face for a long time. The more he looked, the more he felt that this person was not even [-]% as handsome as him. His eyes were not as big as his, his nose was not as straight as his, his mouth was not as good-looking, and his face Not as handsome as him, not as tall as him... most importantly, not as big as his chest!

Liu Lian's blind date looks thin and weak, and his breasts are definitely not as big as his!

Meng Tangxi suddenly felt that he had won the game, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to support his chest.

Lu Yiyi who was sitting opposite him: "..."

The impatient waiter who was waiting for them to order: "..."

Lu Liyi came back to her senses, glanced at the waiter at the side, and hurriedly urged Meng Tangxi: "Hurry up, brother Xiaoxi, don't make people wait."

Meng Tangxi quickly put down the handle of the milk dragon, and picked up the menu as if nothing had happened.

"Wait, is there any arrangement?"

After dinner, Lu Renjia asked Liu Lian.

Liu Lian originally wanted to go back to code after dinner, but after thinking about it, he shook his head: "There is no arrangement."

Lu Renjia immediately said, "Then let's go to the movies."

After Liu Lian paused, Lu Renjia immediately added: "As friends, let's go to the movies together."

Liu Lian nodded: "Yes."

Lu Renjia said: "A movie was released recently, and the online reviews were very good, but I don't know if you like watching martial arts movies."

Liu Lian raised his eyebrows: ""Waterless Rivers and Lakes"?"

"Yes, you know that too?" Lu Renjia was immediately overjoyed, "Actually, I have a martial arts complex since I was a child, and I especially like watching martial arts novels, movies and TV shows. I'm not afraid of your jokes. When I was young, I even fantasized about being a hero, haha."

Liu Lian smiled sincerely: "Me too, originally I planned to find some time to watch it again, since that's the case, let's go watch it together."

Meng Tangxi rummaged through the menu for a long time, and finally ordered a dish. Just as he named the dish, he saw Liu Lian and the man standing up in front of him, talking and laughing and leaving together.

He stood up suddenly.

Lu Yiyi was startled: "What's wrong?"

Meng Tangxi pursed her lips, and after a while she couldn't hold back a sentence: "I'm going to the bathroom."

Then Lu Reyi and the waiter silently watched Meng Tangxi walk towards the hotel gate——

"Sir, the toilet is over there..." The conscientious waiter hesitated and reminded.

Meng Tangxi stopped in his tracks, but without turning his head, he said coldly, "I have a phobia of public toilets. I'm not used to the toilets that many people have used. I want to go home and go to the toilet."