What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian never expected that Meng Tangxi was such a person.

... To be narcissistic to such an extent can be regarded as a state.

He was in a very complicated mood, and then silently put down the underwear in his hand.

So when Meng Tangxi came to knock on the door, he saw Liu Lian who came to open the door with a rather delicate expression.

Meng Tangxi felt that Liu Lian looked at him strangely, so he couldn't help reaching out and touching his face: "What's wrong?"

Liu Lian shook his head heavily: "No, it's nothing."

... Forget it, although it's weird to like to smell your own underwear, but personal hobbies are free, so it's better for him not to express any opinions.

"That's right, that's right," Meng Tangxi suddenly remembered something, and quickly reached out to touch Liu Lian's trouser pocket. Liu Lian paused, and then saw Meng Tangxi take out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, "Here Look at my results today."

Meng Tangxi took his mobile phone and flipped through it, and then handed the screen of the mobile phone to Liu Lian. That photo was not missed by Meng Tangxi on Weibo. In the photo, Meng Tangxi was dressed in Tsing Yi and was standing in a bamboo forest. Among them, he lowered his head slightly and played the flute.

In the photo, the long hair on Meng Tangxi's chest is scattered, and the long hair on the back is tied loosely behind his head by a wooden hairpin. His long eyelashes are half drooping, covering the streamer in his eyes, and his thin lips are slightly parted. Wanting to blow but not blowing, the hand holding Xiao has slender fingers and distinct joints... The breeze blows, and Meng Tangxi's long hair is half-floating in the air, his clothes are fluttering, his expression is ethereal, and he seems like a fairy, as if he will emerge from the sky in the next moment. Dengxian.

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi in the photo and couldn't take his eyes away for a long time. This photo was completely different from the two photos Meng Tangxi sent before, but it made him feel deeply amazed again.

"Hey, how about it, take a picture of me handsomely?"

However, as soon as Meng Tangxi opened his mouth, all his temperament and immortality disappeared.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's expression of puffing up his chest and begging for praise, Liu Lian could only silently suppress the surprise in his heart. Ever since he met Meng Tangxi in reality, the image of any male god has long been shattered. up.

He nodded and said in an understatement tone: "It's okay."

"Is it just okay?" Meng Tangxi's eyes were filled with anticipation, but after hearing Liu Lian's light tone, she was a little disappointed, "Don't you think I played this role very handsomely?"

Liu Lian smiled: "Handsome is pretty handsome, but compared to being handsome or not, the most important thing is not being handsome."

Meng Tangxi paused for a moment, and then said in doubt: "I think the degree of reduction is quite high."

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi on the phone screen, and said calmly: "I remember that there was a description of Fu Tianya's appearance in "Treading the End of the World". The only thing that doesn't match is your appearance, in this photo you still have the aura of 'I am the most handsome in the world', which is a bit out of place."

"Is it my fault for being too good-looking?" Meng Tangxi raised his eyebrows, but he quickly realized, "Wait, so you have watched "Treading the End of the World"? You know so much about "Treading the End of the World", Could it be that you are also a brain-dead with a thousand years?"

When he was the "Durian Melaleuca", Liu Lian never stated on any occasion, such as on Weibo, that he had any connection with Fleeting Qianzhong, after all, he was still afraid of losing his vest.

"I just read it," Liu Lian said cheekily, "after all, this novel is very famous."

"Not only is it famous, but it's also super classic," Meng Tangxi immediately became excited when he talked about "Treading the End of the World". He dragged Liu Lian to talk about it for a long time, and finally said in a regretful tone, "It's a pity that the fleeting years are too heavy." I'm so cold, not only never attend any activities, if I don't participate in the author's meeting, I will not participate in the signing meeting, and I have never had a photo or a voice... I really want to know who can write a novel like "Treading the End of the World" What do you look like, even if you don't let me see the appearance, let me listen to the voice."

Liu Lian said silently in her heart, the fleeting time you have been thinking about is right in front of your eyes. Not only have you heard his voice, seen his appearance, and even slept in the same bed with him.

But of course he would not say such things to Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi still looked regretful: "If I can meet him, I am willing to not eat coriander for a year!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Liu Lian was silent for a while, then said in a subtle tone, "What about the durian layer?"

Meng Tangxi didn't realize it all at once: "Isn't the durian Melaleuca you?"

"If you still don't know that I am the Durian Melaleuca," Liu Lian looked at him silently, "Would you like to meet him without eating coriander for a few years?"

Meng Tangxi was momentarily at a loss for words: "This..."

Liu Lian suddenly smiled: "Just kidding, I'm going to take a shower."

For some reason, Meng Tangxi suddenly felt a little guilty, so even though he watched Liu Lian enter the bathroom alone, he still didn't follow in as brazenly as he used to, and he felt guilty all by himself.

Meng Tangxi felt guilty for a long time, then suddenly paused——

Wait, what the hell is he trying to do?

Even if he likes fleeting years, so what?

Fleeting Time is writing novels, and Durian Melaleuca is singing. The two are not in the same field at all, and they can't get along with each other... What is Liu Lian struggling with?

He struggled for a long time, then suddenly paused again——

Wait, why is he so obsessed with Liu Lian?

It doesn't matter if Liu Lian is wrong, why is he also wrong?

All of a sudden, he didn't know whether there was something wrong with Liu Lian who was entangled in such a trivial matter, or whether there was something wrong with himself who was entangled with Liu Lian because of this trivial matter.

Liu Lian returned to her home.

He entered the bathroom, while slowly undressing, he waited for someone who used to have the cheek to come in to take a bath with him every day, but he waited for a long time, but no one came.

He stared at the unmoving bathroom door for a long time, snorted softly, and then went forward to lock it.

While taking off his clothes, Liu Lian was tangled in his heart, obviously he was the durian thousand layers, and the fleeting time was also him, why when he heard that Meng Tangxi was willing not to eat coriander for a year just to see the fleeting time...he suddenly... How about eating your own vinegar?

Sure enough, if you stay with a fool for a long time, you will become stupid.

Liu Lian shook her head with a smile and continued to undress.While taking off his clothes, he looked openly at Meng Tangxi's figure in the mirror. Although he said just now that he likes men with big chest muscles, he actually prefers a muscular figure... such as Meng Tangxi.

Soon, Liu Lian stripped naked, and without Meng Tangxi staring at him, he simply looked at Meng Tangxi's figure openly. Meng Tangxi's figure was very good, with well-proportioned muscles, smooth lines, firm belly, and The legs are straight, which is worthy of the name. Dressing is thin, and undressing is fleshy.

... Of course, the key point is to have "materials".

As a gay guy, Liu Lian couldn't control himself not to look below the belly of Meng Tangxi's body.

There is a huge gap between when many men are excited and not excited, but Xiao Mengmeng looks quite impressive even when he is weak, and people can't help but imagine what it will look like when it is fully congested.

Liu Lian stretched out his hand and weighed it, only to feel that it was heavy. Others were "two taels of meat under the crotch", he reckoned that Meng Tangxi's was probably far more than two taels.

At this time, Meng Tangxi, who had followed Liu Lian and stood outside the door, struggled for a long time, and finally made up his mind.

What is he guilty of?

He has nothing to be guilty of!

So he puffed up his chest, and aggressively pushed the bathroom door... But he didn't push it.

He paused, then pushed again, but still didn't push.

Meng Tangxi felt bad all of a sudden, and Liu Lian was locked behind her back!

It's locked!

It's locked!

He stretched out his hand to scratch the door, but before he scratched, a thought flashed through his mind like lightning——

Why did he insist on taking a bath with Liu Lian?

Is it really because he is afraid that Liu Lian will take advantage of him?

Meng Tangxi was stunned. He stood in front of the bathroom door, listening to the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, and did not move for a long time.

After more than ten minutes, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and after a while, the door of the bathroom opened.

Dressed neatly, Liu Lian stood at the door and raised an eyebrow at him: "It's your turn, you can go in."

Only now did Meng Tangxi float into the bathroom on a vacant foot, with a blank expression on his face.

Liu Lian returned to the living room while brushing his hair, and then he saw Meng Tangxi's mobile phone on the table.

When Meng Tangxi came over just now, he brought his mobile phone with him, and then threw it on the table.

He squinted his eyes, and then walked over. Meng Tangxi's phone also didn't have a lock screen set. After he opened it, he turned to Meng Tangxi's phone album, and soon he found the photo that Meng Tangxi showed him just now. , sent it to his mobile phone, and then deleted the traces on Meng Tangxi's mobile phone.

After doing all this, Liu Lian was about to put down the phone and restore it to its original state. At this moment, Meng Tangxi's cell phone suddenly received a text message, and Liu Lian immediately saw a few words appearing on the top of the phone—"Brother Xiaoxi, I am Yiyi..."

Brother Xiaoxi?

He raised his eyebrows, then clicked on the text message.

In the bathroom, Meng Tangxi looked at the person in the mirror, her little heart beating non-stop.

He swallowed hard, and slowly stretched out his hand to unbutton his clothes. Looking at Liu Lian's face in the mirror, his hands couldn't help but tremble...

One button, two buttons, three buttons...

Seeing the white and thin body gradually appearing in the mirror, he couldn't help swallowing again.

After he finally took off his clothes, Meng Tangxi stared straight at his body in the mirror, feeling his nasal cavity was hot, as if he was about to bleed again.

He quickly closed his eyes and calmed down for a while, then opened his eyes and glanced down secretly——

Although Xiao Liu Liu is not as big as Xiao Meng Meng, she looks so cute!

Meng Tangxi took a sneak peek, and suddenly felt a heat in his nose.

He quickly closed his eyes and calmed down for a while, then covered his eyes with his hands, and peeked at Xiao Liuliu through his fingers. Little dots of color separation...

The chest is so cute!The clavicle is so cute!The beige dots are so cute!All so cute!

How can it be so cute!

Meng Tangxi didn't realize that his behavior at this moment could be called wretched. After peeking at Liu Lian's whole body through his fingers, he suppressed the urge to nosebleed, and swallowed again with difficulty. He felt his mouth was dry. .

Although he didn't know where his impulse came from.

Meng Tangxi began to take a bath.

For the first time in his life, he felt that taking a bath was such a happy thing.

His hands lingered all over his body, touching this and that from time to time, he picked at his collarbone for a while, poked his belly button for a while, rubbed his soft belly for a while, pinched his fleshy little butt for a while... almost After touching Liu Lian's body from top to bottom, he tentatively stretched out his index finger and poked the beige dots on Liu Lian's chest.

Good, so cute!

I really want to taste it in my mouth!

Meng Tangxi thought dryly, but he didn't realize how obscene his thoughts were at this moment.

Because of fumbling here and there, it took Meng Tangxi nearly an hour to take a shower.

After he came out of the bathroom blushing, he saw Liu Lian looking at him innocently, holding his mobile phone, and smiling apologetically at him: "I'm sorry, I accidentally read your text message just now, because Your SMS notification sound is the same as mine, I thought it was my mobile phone..."

Meng Tangxi didn't care: "Oh, it doesn't matter."

Anyway, he didn't do anything wrong, he was aboveboard, and he wasn't afraid that Liu Lian would see something he shouldn't see.

He took his mobile phone carelessly and looked down, and suddenly he felt bad: "..."

Liu Lian said in an understatement tone: "You should stay at home obediently tomorrow, and don't let a girl wait for you at your door for a day."

Meng Tangxi had a bitter face, but the other party had already gotten to the point - "If you're not at home tomorrow, I'll wait at your door for a day^_^", what else could he do?

Meng Tangxi stretched out his hand and rubbed his wrinkled face, sighed and said, "I really can't help it..."

After reading the text message, he raised his head and subconsciously glanced at Liu Lian, a little cautious.

"But I don't know how to deal with her at all. How about you... help me tomorrow?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "How dare I be your light bulb, not to mention, I already have an appointment tomorrow."

"An appointment?" Meng Tangxi was taken aback, "...with whom?"

Liu Lian smiled: "The previous blind date, I did him a little favor, he wants to treat me to dinner."

Meng Tangxi frowned, as if he wanted to say something, the corners of his lips moved slightly, but he didn't say anything in the end.

After a long while, Meng Tangxi finally said dryly, "Then, be careful on the road."

"Well," Liu Lian nodded, then smiled at Meng Tangxi, "I wish you a happy date tomorrow."

Meng Tangxi suddenly became anxious: "That's not a date! I don't like her!"

"Just kidding," Liu Lian hurriedly comforted him, "It's late, it's time to go to bed."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "Shall we sleep together tonight too? My sheets and sheets have been washed."

Liu Lian smiled faintly: "I'll lend you a new set."

"No," Meng Tangxi paused, and suddenly choked out a new term, "I have an allergy to new sheets! Once I sleep on new sheets, I'm prone to allergies! I have to sleep on old sheets!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Do you think you are the prince of the pea!

Liu Lian was looked at by Meng Tangxi with expectant eyes for a long time, but in the end he had no choice but to lose.

After washing up, the two slept on the same bed again.

Meng Tangxi checked Weibo with his mobile phone, and Liu Lian also checked Weibo for a while. Soon, he received a text message from Lu Renjia.

Lu Renjia: I didn't expect you to help me get Fleeting Qianzhong's signature so quickly, thank you so much!Let's meet at the hotel last time at noon tomorrow, and I'll treat you to dinner.

Liu Lian moved her finger and replied to the text message: OK, no problem.

Meng Tangxi was scrolling through Weibo, and suddenly noticed that Liu Lian was texting someone else, so she immediately cheered up.

At this time, Liu Lian was leaning on the bedside, typing with her mobile phone with her head down, her eyes were gentle, and there was a smile on her mouth, she seemed to be in a good mood.

Seeing Liu Lian like this, Meng Tangxi suddenly felt very upset.

When did Liu Lian look at him with such an expression?

He held back for a while, and finally asked Liu Lian uncontrollably, "Who are you texting with?"

While typing, Liu Lian said without raising her head, "Well, I'm confirming the time and place to meet with him tomorrow."

Meng Tangxi held back for a while, and finally couldn't hold back anymore: "When? Where?"

Still without raising her head, Liu Lian said, "At noon tomorrow, at the hotel last time..."

Meng Tangxi secretly remembered, and then he said casually: "Oh, it's so late, we should go to bed, stop playing with your phone."

Liu Lian raised his head and glanced at him, his eyes clearly said "Aren't you checking Weibo yourself?".

Meng Tangxi immediately threw the phone aside, lay down quickly, and looked at Liu Lian silently.

Liu Lian smiled secretly in her heart, then replied "Good night" to Lu Renjia, and then put down the phone.

The lights in the room were turned off, and it was suddenly dark.

In the dark, Meng Tangxi turned her head to look at Liu Lian, and suddenly felt a little flustered, so she turned over and turned her back to Liu Lian.

In the middle of the night, Liu Lian, who was soundly asleep, was awakened again by Meng Tangxi's thigh that was suddenly pushed up. He opened his eyes and saw that Meng Tangxi's back was facing him, but one leg was lifted high. , on top of him.

Liu Lian: "..."

Every night, the people who share the same bed have to unlock a new sleeping position. What should I do? I am waiting online.

Liu Lian was once again overwhelmed by Meng Tangxi's innovative and wonderful sleeping appearance.

He shook his head and smiled, then reached out and pulled Meng Tangxi into his arms from behind, firmly suppressing Meng Tangxi's sleeping movements again.

The next day, Meng Tangxi woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he was holding Liu Lian, and Liu Lian was nestled in his arms, sleeping peacefully... But unlike before, this time Liu Lian Lian's back was turned to him.

His hands wrapped around Liu Lian's waist, and he hugged Liu Lian tightly from behind. From his angle, he could see Liu Lian's fair and clean neck, the back of his hairy head, and his round ears with beige color. cute earlobes...

All this made his teeth itch. For a while, he wanted to bite Liu Lian's fair neck, and for a while, he wanted to put Liu Lian's earlobes in his mouth and grind them lightly with his teeth.

Meng Tangxi didn't know where the impulse in his heart came from, he just felt like he was back in childhood when he just got his teeth, his teeth were itchy, and he wanted to take a bite of everything he saw.

His gaze gradually went down, from Liu Lian's shoulders to Liu Lian's waist, and then his gaze fell on the part where he and Liu Lian's bodies were tightly attached.

Because of his posture, his lower body was tightly attached to Liu Lian's butt.

Meng Tangxi, who had just woken up and was still a little confused, suddenly woke up.

Liu Lian's butt is not as flat and flat as most men's butt, his butt is quite fleshy, fleshy and soft, like two overripe peaches, the rice is very tender , soft...

Of course, it's just his fantasy that the rice is tender and tender, after all Liu Lian is still wearing pajama pants.

Meng Tangxi stared at the place where he and Liu Lian were close together, and all kinds of peaches and scenes of eating peaches emerged in his mind.

He swallowed hard, then hardened uncontrollably.

At this moment, he finally realized that something was wrong.