What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

That night, after Meng Tangxi and Liu Lian switched bodies, Meng Tangxi knocked on the door very calmly, greeted Liu Lian very calmly, and invited Liu Lian out of his house very calmly.

And after Liu Lian returned to her home, Meng Tangxi did not knock on the door of Liu Lian's house as before.

Liu Lian waited for a while, and seeing that Meng Tangxi really didn't intend to come, she locked the door and went to take a shower.

Looking at Meng Tangxi's body in the mirror, Liu Lian casually reached out and touched Meng Tangxi's chest muscles, then abdominal muscles, and then...

Touching and touching, Liu Lian suddenly felt that his current behavior seemed a little wretched, so he silently stopped.

After taking a bath, Liu Lian opened YY while typing.

He doesn't know Li Zhi's goddess very well, and he doesn't know most of the guests invited by the other party. It seems that there are many newcomers who can sing well. Seeing the crazy screen swiping on the public screen, he couldn't help but smile. , The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and I don't know when this front wave will be shot to death on the beach.

I don't know if anyone will remember him in a few years.

At the end of the singing session, Liu Lian's recording was played on the microphone.

When Liu Lian's voice sounded, the public screen suddenly exploded, and "Durian God" and all kinds of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Onomatopoeic words such as "咕咱咚咱".

Although everyone was a little disappointed after knowing that it was just a recording, they soon became excited again, because their male god actually sang "Majestic and Magnificent"!

When Liu Lian's breathing sounded, the entire public screen exploded again in an instant, and the screen was swiped so fast that it was dazzling. "Fuck, my phantom limbs are going to be hard!", "As a man, I feel like I've been bent!", "Wait for me to wipe the nosebleeds on the screen..." and other colorful fonts swiped the screen viciously. , The scene was really full of wolf blood.

Liu Lian smiled slightly, turned off YY and went to type seriously.

On the other side of the wall, Meng Tangxi stood at the door of the bathroom and made trouble.

If it is an ordinary boy, he may not take a bath once a week in winter, but Meng Tangxi has always taken a bath very diligently, even if he stays at home all day and never goes out, he will take a bath on time every day. Boys who take a shower are very disgusting, and feel that they don't like to be clean.

But at this moment, he wholeheartedly resisted going into the bathroom to take a shower.

Because if he wants to take a bath, it means that he has to take off his clothes, and if he takes off his clothes, it means that he wants to see Liu Lian's naked body... Although he has seen it before, but now he strongly resists it. thing.

He knew that something was wrong with him now, but he didn't dare to touch that answer at all.

To bathe or not to bathe, that is the question.

After hesitating for a long time, Meng Tangxi gritted his teeth and decided not to take a bath.

Anyway, it's winter now, so it won't matter if you don't take a bath for a day...

After making this decision, Meng Tangxi turned around and went back to her room, turned on the computer and prepared to find a cute girl to save her precarious sexuality, that's right!He wants to find his nine wives to heal him!

After revisiting Mengmei Fan, Meng Tangxi was instantly bloodied by his nine wives, and he was healed!

How could his nine wives be so cute!Sure enough, the cute girl is the best!Cute girl is justice!

After being healed by Mengmei Pan, Meng Tangxi felt that his wavering inclination had become firm again!That's right!How could he like a man with such a cute girl?

After Meng Tangxi breathed a sigh of relief, he opened Weibo again.

Then he saw Liu Lian's Weibo, he hesitated for a moment, and opened YY.

Although in reality his feelings for Liu Lian are very entangled, but on the Internet, Durian Melaleuca is still his male god.

After opening YY, he waited for a long time before he finally got the Durian Melaleuca.

Although it was just a recording, Meng Tangxi still felt very excited.

When he saw durian male gods being swiped on the public screen, he was immediately proud and depressed. He was proud because so many people liked his male god, and he was depressed because so many people liked his male god.

Ahhhh why does he have so many rivals in love? !

Rivals come to fight!

And when Liu Lian's singing sounded, Meng Tangxi was stunned, "Majestic and majestic"!It turned out to be "Majestic"!

He suddenly felt something was wrong, and wanted to reach out to take the mouse to exit YY, but accidentally touched the mouse to the ground.

Liu Lian's voice had already sounded, his voice was deeper, hoarse, sexier and more seductive than usual.

It was as if Meng Tangxi had been nailed to the stool, and she couldn't move at all.

Liu Lian's deep and hoarse voice got into his ears, making his heart itch uncontrollably, and when Liu Lian's panting sounded, his whole body started to itch even more.

Itches everywhere, all over the body, especially the area below the lower abdomen...

After listening to the song "Majestic and Prestige", Meng Tangxi once again sadly found that his sexuality, which had just been straightened by the cute girl, was shaken again.

Hearing Liu Lian's deep and sexy voice mixed with panting, Meng Tangxi had a reaction again.

He stood up silently and awkwardly walked into the bathroom.

Standing in the bathroom, Meng Tangxi looked at the mirror for a long time, and finally began to take off her clothes.

As he was taking off his clothes, he suddenly remembered a post he seemed to have seen somewhere before. Someone asked what would happen if one day you switched bodies with your male god. At that time, he thought it was interesting and answered casually. Now he is serious Looking back, his answer at that time seemed to be...don't care about him, let's masturbate first!

right!That's it!

Now that he has switched bodies with his male god...don't care!Let's talk about it first!

It doesn't matter if he bends or not!After exchanging bodies with the male god, it doesn't suit his style at all to not take advantage of it!

Meng Tangxi was completely broken, he took off his clothes and pants, put one hand on his chest, and slowly lowered the other hand, holding the little Liuliu he had coveted for a long time.

Meng Tangxi closed her eyes, gasping for breath, while moving her hands quickly.

He couldn't help but see a body again, fair and smooth skin, slightly sunken clavicle line, beige dots on his chest, and...

In his confusion, he couldn't help calling out a name.

"...Liu Lian."

Liu Lian, who was about to go to the toilet to drain the water, suddenly sneezed.

He frowned, stretched out one hand and rubbed his nose, and continued to take off his pants with the other hand to drain the water.

He silently took out Meng Tangxi's bird and pointed it at the toilet. He looked down at the big guy shooting out a stream of pale yellow liquid... He silently measured the range, strength and duration of the shot, and then silently gave Meng Tangxi the shot. Xiao Mengmeng scored a 99 points.

Well, one point less is afraid that it will be proud.

After going to the toilet, Liu Lian lay on the bed and sent a text message to Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi, who was going to the excited place, heard the notification tone of the text message. At first, he didn't want to pay attention to it, but when he saw the mobile phone number displayed on the lit mobile phone screen, he was taken aback for a moment.

That cell phone number belonged to Liu Lian.

He paused for a moment, then clicked on the text message while continuing to move in his hands——

Liu Lian: Your urine is a little yellow, it may be because you are on fire, and you should eat more things that clear away heat and relieve fire ^_^

Meng Tangxi: "..."

Wait, Liu Lian knows what color his urine is, that means just now...

Liu Lian also touched his...

When he thought of this, an indescribable excitement suddenly surged deep in his heart.

Meng Tangxi trembled all over, and then he shot himself.

After spending a long time as a sage, he slowly came back to his senses, looked down at the cloudy liquid in his palm, and suddenly his whole body felt bad.

He just jerked off with Liu Lian's body!

He touched Liu Lian's...

And when he just masturbated, the person in his mind seemed to be Liu Lian.

Even at the last moment, the person he was thinking of was still Liu Lian.

……

Meng Tangxi fell on the bed, covering her face with her elbow.

He knew something was really wrong.

After Liu Lian sent a text message to Meng Tangxi, she was ready to go to bed.

Not long after going to bed, he received a message from Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Thank you Durian God for your help!

Durian Melaleuca: A Trifle

Lychee Mousse: Hehehehehe, how far have you and your blind date progressed now?

Durian Melaleuca: Just Friends

Lychee Mousse: Why is there no progress at all?

Durian Melaleuca: He didn't call me

Lychee Mousse: Then what do you do to him?

Durian Melaleuca: Nothing special

Lychee Mousse: I'm so disappointed~ But bro, what type of man do you like?

Durian Melaleuca: I don’t know either

Lychee Mousse: Gentle, dark, evil, domineering and cool?

Durian Melaleuca: Compared with the attributes you mentioned, I seem to prefer the silly and cute lychee mousse: Puff~!Brother you suffer!She still wants to find a stupid and cute subject!

Durian Melaleuca: Who said you can't find stupid and cute people?

Lychee Mousse: ...Brother, you won!But it feels amazing to be silly and cute!Hahahaha Durian Melaleuca: You have read too many tanmei novels, who stipulates that the attack must be gentle and black-bellied?

Lychee Mousse: What you said makes sense!I am speechless!I wish you to find a silly cute Gong soon!

Seeing the Knockout message from Li Zhi, Liu Lian smiled slightly.

After thinking about it, he sent Meng Tangxi a few more QQ messages.

Melaleuca durian: What I said to you today is just a joke, don’t take it seriously. Melaleuca durian: Don’t worry, I’m just teasing you^_^

Durian Melaleuca: I know you are a straight man, I will never like you, and I will never like you. It took a long, long time before Liu Lian received Meng Tangxi's reply.

Silly roe deer: Hahahaha I didn't take it seriously at all, I know you were just joking, because I'm a straight man, how could I have any strange thoughts about you? Silly roe deer: I didn't take it seriously at all!real!really!

He raised his eyebrows, and sent Meng Tangxi another QQ message.

Durian Melaleuca: It’s okay if you don’t take it seriously, so good night

After a long, long time—

Silly roe deer: ... good night

Liu Lian checked Weibo again before lying down to sleep.

Without Meng Tangxi getting in the way, he believed that he would sleep well tonight.

After closing his eyes, he really fell asleep quickly.

Compared with Liu Lian's leisurely and comfortable life, Meng Tangxi, separated by a wall, was so tangled up that he couldn't sleep at all.

He tossed and turned in his bed without sheets, no matter how hard he forced himself to fall asleep, he never felt sleepy.

And as long as he closes his eyes, Liu Lian's face will appear in his mind...

It's almost like being possessed.

Worst of all, Liu Lian's words were still echoing in his mind over and over again——

I will never like you and never will like you.

I will never like you and never will like you.

I will never like you and never will like you.

……

Meng Tangxi lay on the bed and struggled for a long time, finally got up, turned on the computer, and was going to find some pornographic movies to watch.

Soon, he opened a small pornographic film and watched it, but after watching it for a few minutes, he soon found sadly——

Facing the beautiful actress with big breasts on the screen, not only did he not react at all, he even subconsciously compared that actress with Liu Lian... Although that girl's breasts were bigger than Liu Lian's, her skin was not as white as Liu Lian's, and her waist was not as thin as Liu Lian's , the legs are not as long as Liu Lian, and the worst thing is that Mimi's color is not as good-looking as Liu Lian!

Thinking of Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi shook his head quickly, trying to get rid of the yy in his mind.

However, as the "plot" progressed on the screen, he couldn't control himself and automatically replaced that woman's face with Liu Lian's, and that man's face with his own...

His breathing gradually became rapid, and he couldn't help but put his hand into his pants again.

Another wad of tissues was thrown on the floor.

Looking at the tissue balls on the floor, Meng Tangxi couldn't help covering his head with his hands, and stuck his fingers into his hair, pulling his hair and feeling annoyed, why couldn't he help it again!

If this continues, Liu Lian will definitely find out that something is wrong tomorrow!

Meng Tangxi hurriedly got out of bed in a panic, and threw the tissue balls into the trash can.

After hastily cleaning the room, he hastily closed the porn, not daring to watch it anymore.

Maybe it was because of two strokes in a row, Meng Tangxi finally felt tired, this time he lay back on the bed and fell asleep very quickly.

In the middle of the night, Meng Tangxi had a dream.

In the dream, he went back to his junior high school days.

He was very popular from childhood to adulthood, and junior high school was no exception. At that time, most boys in his junior high class hadn't started growing. After all, boys developed later than girls, and although he entered school a year earlier, he still He has already started to grow taller, and he stands out from the crowd among a group of short boys.

Not only that, Meng Tangxi's facial features were already very handsome when he was in junior high school, and he was simply the most dazzling existence in the crowd.

Junior high school was the time when puberty was budding. At that time, Meng Tangxi often received confessions from girls, and even love letters.

Sometimes it's not just girls, but even boys.

In the dream, a dwarf with an indistinct appearance handed him a love letter...

He couldn't see the appearance of that little dwarf, and he couldn't hear how he replied...

The next moment, the dream suddenly changed the scene.

Meng Tangxi saw Liu Lian standing in front of him, smiling at him gently, and began to undress.

He couldn't remember when Liu Lian smiled so gently at him, but he clearly realized that this was a dream.

It's just a dream.

Because in reality, Liu Lian would never smile at him so gently, nor would she take the initiative to take off her clothes in front of him...

Meng Tangxi knew very well that he was dreaming at this very moment, but he couldn't stop it all. In his dream, he could only watch Liu Lian take off his clothes in front of him, revealing her fair and clean body.

Meng Tangxi couldn't help swallowing, then stretched out her hand, and touched Liu Lian's body with trembling fingertips.

Meng Tangxi knew very well that this was just a dream.

It's just a dream...

In the dream, Meng Tangxi threw Liu Lian onto the bed. He lay on Liu Lian's body and licked and kissed her, making Liu Lian's whole body wet.

He seemed to have forgotten everything, and there was only one thought in his mind——

I really want to enter this person's body...

This idea was clamoring crazily, it almost made him want to explode.

Finally, Meng Tangxi in the dream pressed Liu Lian under him and entered from behind. He straightened his waist slowly while bending down to lick the small, cute mole on Liu Lian's left back.

So cute, I like it so much...

Meng Tangxi licked the mole obsessively, almost wanting to swallow the mole together with its owner.

The next day, when Liu Lian woke up from the bed in Mengtangxi's house, she felt sore all over, and her whole body was so weak.

He struggled to get up from the bed, and suddenly found that the trash can next to Meng Tangxi's bed was full of tissue balls.

Liu Lian: "..."

He was silent for a while, completely lacking the courage to verify what was wrapped in those tissue balls.

When you think about what's in those tissue paper balls...

Liu Lian felt a dull pain in his kidney as if someone had stabbed him.

...There are so many balls of tissues, this is usually his one-month stock!

Liu Lian stood up holding her kidneys, only to feel that her eyes were dark and the soles of her feet were weak.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he was going to ask Meng Tangxi Xingshi for his crime.

Standing at the door of his house, Liu Lian rang the doorbell.

After ringing the doorbell for the first time, he waited for a long time, but no one came to the door.

He had no choice but to press the doorbell again, but no one came to open it this time.

Finally Liu Lian became impatient, and could only knock on the door and shout, "Open the door! Open the door!"

In fact, Meng Tangxi had already woken up when Liu Lian rang the doorbell for the first time. After he opened his eyes, it took him more than a minute to realize that he was now in Liu Lian's room.

Soon, he remembered the dream yesterday, and then he suddenly felt bad.

But when Meng Tangxi turned over and was about to get up, he found something even worse. Because the dream yesterday was too vivid, he had nocturnal emission again.

Not only wet dreams, but also many...

After all, he in the dream was very frenzied, it was as if the seal of Teddy's soul in his body had been untied, and it came again and again, again and again, again and again...

Meng Tangxi thought of that dream, and suddenly felt bad again.

He firmly refused to admit that the person in the dream was him!

Meng Tangxi got up and took a look, and suddenly found that not only his underwear was shot in a mess, but even his pajamas were wet, and the bed sheet was even wet...it was like wetting the bed.

So when the doorbell rang, he was at a loss for what to do. After a while, he made a decision resolutely!With a convulsion in his brain, he rushed to the bathroom to get a basin of water, splashed it on his crotch, then took another basin of water, splashed it on the bed!

Meng Tangxi's brain quickly made a decision, as long as he told Liu Lian that he accidentally knocked over the glass while drinking water on the bed, it would be fine!

He is simply too witty!

After doing all this, Meng Tangxi quickly opened the window to ventilate, so that the smell would dissipate.

After a while, he dawdled to open the door.

Liu Lian outside the door had long been impatient, and finally saw Meng Tangxi coming to open the door with a face of reluctance.

Leaning on the door frame, Liu Lian couldn't help but look at Meng Tangxi with raised eyebrows and teased, "Why did it take you so long to open the door? Did you just kill people, hide corpses, destroy corpses and destroy traces?"

Meng Tangxi just had such a vivid dream, now when he saw the live-action version of the protagonist in the dream, he felt uncomfortable all of a sudden, his eyes began to wander around: "How, how is it possible... "

"Oh, it's getting more and more suspicious," Liu Lian raised his eyebrows and smiled, but when he lowered his head, he found Meng Tangxi's crotch was wet. He paused for a moment, and then smiled clearly, "...I see."

"That's not it!" Liu Lian saw through Meng Tangxi's eyes, and his face turned red immediately, "It's not what you think!"

Liu Lian paused, then smiled slightly: "...Oh?"

"I'm just, I'm just..." Meng Tangxi was in a hurry, completely forgetting the excuse he had prepared earlier about drinking water on the bed and knocking over the cup. With a twitch in his brain, he blurted out, "I just wet the bed!"

Liu Lian: "..."