What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

At this moment, Meng Tangxi in front of the computer screen once again fell into great confusion.

Why when he saw Liu Lian squatting in front of him and earnestly helping him untie the zipper, countless scenes that could not be described in detail in pornographic films flashed across his mind, and he even had a shameful reaction?Why does he always think of Liu Lian inexplicably recently?

Although he didn't dare to look directly at Liu Lian for a while after knowing that Liu Lian was his male god, but later he thought he could clearly distinguish Liu Lian from Durian Melaleuca.In reality, Liu Lian is Liu Lian, his neighbor and friend. On the Internet, Liu Lian is Durian Melaleuca, the male god he has liked for a long time, but that's all. Because of this, he had feelings for Liu Lian that he shouldn't have.

As a staunch straight man, Meng Tangxi feels that no matter how much he likes Durian Melaleuca, it is impossible for him to fall in love with Liu Lian because of this illusion. The difference is too far, the skin is fair and the appearance is not beautiful, the legs are long and the chest is not big, of course the most important thing is that Liu Lian is a man!It's a man!

That's right!Liu Lian is a man!How could he like Liu Lian?

It must have been because Liu Lian's face was too close just now, which made him think crookedly, that's why he reacted!That's right!It must be so!Just now he could even feel the heat in Liu Lian's breath...

The more Meng Tangxi thought about it, the more she felt that this was the reason, and she couldn't help nodding her head again and again.

He breathed a sigh of relief, pulled off his trousers and took a look inside, this time it's not your fault, it's all Liu Lian's fault for getting too close!

Thinking of this, he immediately felt that the sun outside the window was shining again, and the world was still so beautiful!

Even being scolded by Durian Melaleuca 2b, his mood is still very bright!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I understand, thank you!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I don't struggle anymore!You are so good at instructing people!You could be a psychiatrist!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I will come to you next time!

Liu Lian in front of the screen: "..."

Wait, he didn't seem to say anything just now, right?

...He seemed to have just scolded Meng Tangxi with "2b"?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Next time I will charge

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] It's okay!On time or by number of times?How much money I can afford!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Press the second, one hundred per second

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Are you stealing money? !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Then don't flaunt your wealth

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Hey, it’s all my own money anyway, a new mount came out yesterday, it’s quite cool, shall I give it to you?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] No need!

Liu Lian thought that if Meng Tangxi gave him the mount, he would definitely not want it for nothing... Wouldn't that be equivalent to buying the mount himself with his own money?

Grandpa Mao spent hundreds of dollars to buy a mount in the game, he might as well buy a bicycle!

In order to prevent Meng Tangxi from buying and giving away by force, he quickly found an excuse to go offline.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I downloaded it first [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Alright, see you tomorrow~

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] See you soon

Although it is a pity to see the durian Melaleuca offline, Meng Tangxi is actually in a good mood. After all, the previous durian Melaleuca was very enthusiastic about him, but it turns out that the person was so enthusiastic about him just to lie to him It's just money, and now Durian Melaleuca is lukewarm to him, which proves that he doesn't intend to cheat his money.

Although it is said that the reason why Meng Tangxi married the previous Durian Melaleuca was entirely because that person bears the name of his male god, but later he still regarded that person as a friend, and was mercilessly deceived by his friend Equipment and money, it is impossible to say that you are not sad.

But now he is a little thankful that that person cheated the money and then sold the account to the current Durian Melaleuca. After all, the current Durian Melaleuca is very suitable for him in terms of personality and behavior. This friend is still worth making.

If he didn't know that it was impossible, sometimes Meng Tangxi would even think that the current Durian Melaleuca is his male god, that is, Liu Lian... After all, he has followed Durian Melaleuca's Weibo for a long time, and he knows that Durian Melaleuca has never played. Online games, plus he had never seen Liu Lian play games in real life, so he knew it was impossible.

At this time, on the other side——

After Liu Lian logged off in a hurry, when he had nothing to do, he suddenly received a text message.

He opened it and found that it was the blind date yesterday, he couldn't help being a little surprised.

After all, although he said yesterday that he had a good conversation with the blind date, he could see that the blind date should not be interested in him, so he thought that even if the two of them exchanged mobile phone numbers, they had made an appointment to "talk next time." ", but there should be no other intersections.

So Liu Lian was a little surprised when he saw that the blind date actually sent him a text message, and when he read the content of the text message, he was even more surprised.

Lu Renjia: I heard from my mother that you are a freelance writer, and you also write novels on the Internet?No wonder you are so familiar with online novels, but since you also write online novels, do you know Fleeting Qianzhong himself?

Although it may sound a bit lofty to say "free manuscript collector", in fact Liu Lian has only published a few short stories in magazines. However, Liu's mother likes to introduce her son to others in this way, and Liu Lian only Can have no choice but to let her go.

Mother Liu knew that Liu Lian wrote novels on the Internet, but she was not very interested in novels, so she never asked Liu Lian's pen name.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, wondering if he should be honest and tell him that he is a fleeting time. Although he thought that he and this blind date should not have further development, after all, Lu Renjia was someone Liu's mother knew. It's not too good to perfunctory.

However, in view of the recent crisis of losing his horse, Liu Lian still took a step back, and replied vaguely: "It's considered acquaintance."

Lu Renjia's text message came again soon: Great, can you please get him an autograph for me?I really like the article "Treading the End of the World" so much, so I bought the book. I really want his autograph. If possible, I invite you to have dinner at the oo hotel.

Liu Lian thought that this is not a difficult task, it is rare to meet such enthusiastic readers in reality, of course the most important thing is that the oo hotel is the most famous hotel in their city, and the average meal is six to seven hundred per person, so she is willing to do so just to get an autograph Hemorrhage, with such a reader, he is too late to be happy.

So he smiled and replied to the text message: It should be fine to sign, but it doesn't matter if you invite me to dinner.

Lu Renjia's text message came quickly: Thank you so much!Are you at home now?Shall I bring you the book?

Liu Lian paused, now?Is this product too anxious?

Lu Renjia: Actually, I'm downstairs at your house now, are you at home?

Liu Lian: "..."

Fuck, this guy is too anxious!

In less than 5 minutes, his doorbell rang.

To be honest, Liu Lian hadn't heard the doorbell of his house for a while, and he was not used to it for a while, after all, when Meng Tangxi came to his house before, he knocked directly on the door.

He shook his head with a smile and turned to open the door.

"You're here? Why are you in such a hurry? Actually, there's no need to be in such a hurry..."

Liu Lian said as he opened the door, but when he opened the door and saw the people outside, he was taken aback for a moment.

Because the person standing outside the door was none other than Meng Tangxi who never rings the doorbell but only knocks.

In fact, there was no other reason why Meng Tangxi came to ring the doorbell of Liu Lian's house, because he was hungry after playing games, and seeing that it was past five in the afternoon, he planned to go to Liu Lian's house for a meal.

But when he stood in front of Liu Lian's house and was about to knock on the door, he suddenly discovered that Liu Lian's house had a doorbell, so he reached out and pressed it curiously.

After Liu Lian opened the door, both of them were stunned for a moment.

But soon, the elevator door opened, and a person walked out of the elevator, and both of them looked over subconsciously.

Lu Renjia, who was dressed in travel and dust, was taken aback when he saw Liu Lian, and then smiled embarrassedly: "Xiao Liu, you came out to pick me up specially, so you don't need to bother... Who is this?"

He looked at Liu Lian, then at Meng Tangxi beside him, and was taken aback for a moment.

Meng Tangxi's appearance is so eye-catching, even if she doesn't have to do or say anything, just standing there quietly has already maximized her sense of presence.

Lu Renjia really likes men. He looked at Meng Tangxi with a dull gaze. Seeing this, Liu Lian pursed his lips, and quickly said to Lu Renjia: "This is my neighbor, come in quickly, don't you still have some?" Is it something important?"

Hearing the words "very important matter", Lu Renjia woke up like a dream, and pulled his eyes away from Meng Tangxi. He looked at Liu Lian and hesitated for a moment: "Is there something wrong with you? I can Just wait a minute."

Liu Lian wondered what Meng Tangxi could do when he came to see him at this time, he must be here for a meal, so he said indifferently, "It's nothing, your business is more important, come in quickly."

Then he turned his head and smiled at Meng Tangxi: "If you have anything to do, come back to me later?"

Meng Tangxi didn't come back to his senses for a long time, until Lu Renjia glanced at him hesitantly, then turned and entered Liu Lian's house, and Liu Lian closed the door in front of him, and he slowly came back to his senses——

Liu Lian turned him away!

Liu Lian turned him away because of that blind date!

Meng Tangxi was very unhappy, he stared at the door of Liu Lian's house for a long time, and then turned around and went back home full of anger.

After returning home, the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became.

Why didn't Liu Lian let him in?Why did Liu Lian not let him in because of that blind date?Why did Liu Lian say that the affairs of that blind date are more important than his affairs? !

The most important thing is, why did Liu Lian let that blind date come into the house!

Meng Tangxi thought of Liu Lian's smile and gentle voice when he rang the doorbell just now... It turned out that it was not for him at all, but for that blind date!

He must have read it right, the moment Liu Lian saw him just now, the smile on his face froze!

Could it be that Liu Lian didn't welcome him that much?Could it be that Liu Lian was so disappointed when he saw him?

The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt a suffocation in his heart.

Wait, what did Liu Lian say when she opened the door for him just now?

"You're here? Why are you in such a hurry? Actually, there's no need to be in such a hurry..."

Anxious?

What are you in a hurry for?

What's the rush?

Suddenly Meng Tangxi froze, what else could he be anxious about?

Could it be that those two people are... dating? ! ! !

Meng Tangxi was stunned for a moment. He thought about it carefully. Just now, Liu Lian's blind date seemed to be holding a bag in his hand. He didn't know what was in it. Could it be ky and condoms? ! ! !

He thought about it carefully, and suddenly his whole body was in a bad mood, because he remembered that the person's face was obviously full of impatience!The look of hunger and thirst is almost ready to come out! ! !

That's right!They must be dating and not running away!

The more Meng Tangxi thought about it, the more determined he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt overwhelmed. Just when he turned around and wanted to knock on the door to stop the pair of doggy men who were about to do things, he suddenly stopped——

Wait, even if Liu Lian is really dating a man, what does that have to do with him?

Meng Tangxi remembered the way Liu Lian said "this is my neighbor" with a cold face just now, and suddenly felt a bucket of cold water poured from head to toe.

They were just neighbors. What position did he have to interfere with Liu Lian?

What qualifications does he have to manage Liu Lian?

He is not Liu Lian's mother.

Meng Tangxi calmed down. He sat down on the sofa and looked up at the white ceiling above his head.

At this time, Liu Lian just poured a glass of water for Lu Renjia and handed it over, then sneezed.

While receiving the water, Lu Renjia cared about Liu Lian: "Are you all right? Don't you catch a cold?"

Liu Lian rubbed her nose: "It's okay, maybe someone is thinking about me."

Lu Renjia smiled, and after exchanging pleasantries with Liu Lian, he went straight to the point. He carefully took out a book from his bag and handed it to Liu Lian.

Liu Lian took it over and took a look. Not only was the book covered with a cover, but it was also well preserved. It could be seen that the owner of the book cherished the book very much.

Lu Renjia scratched his head embarrassingly: "I know that my request is a bit difficult, but I really like Fleeting Qianzhong, and I really want his autograph. Then I must treat you to dinner."

Liu Lian thought that although it was just a matter of effort for him, if he acted too easily, maybe Lu Renjia would suspect something, so he accepted it openly: "Well, since you have said so, then I will wait You invited me to dinner."

The two chatted a few more words, and then they talked about Fleeting Qianzhong again.

It was not until the time was getting late that Lu Renjia reluctantly said goodbye and left.

After Lu Renjia left, Liu Lian couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. Although it was a good thing to meet readers in reality, he couldn't bear it because the readers were too enthusiastic. Just now, Lu Renjia's expression was like that of a pyramid scheme... He couldn't help Fortunately, he didn't reveal his identity, otherwise Lu Renjia wouldn't know how enthusiastic he would be.

Liu Lian couldn't help but think of his other brain-dead fan, Meng Tangxi... I don't know how Meng Tangxi would react if he knew that he was just a thousand years old?

He rubbed his chin and smiled, the more he thought about it, the more interesting he became.

After laughing, he looked at the time and decided to take a shower before eating today.

At this time, Meng Tangxi, after a complicated psychological struggle, finally made up his mind——

Although he is only Liu Lian's neighbor, he is still Liu Lian's most important friend!

As Liu Lian's friend, should he just watch Liu Lian have sex with a strange man whom he has only met once?

As Liu Lian's friend, should he just watch Liu Lian go to the verge of degeneration?

Liu Lian's blind date didn't look like a good person, and he wanted to hook up with his blind date just after meeting him once, so his private life might be messed up, and he didn't know if he had some kind of messy disease.

That's right!Liu Lian is definitely not the kind of person who is willing to sleep with each other after meeting him once, and Liu Lian is definitely not the one who proposed it!It must be that the blind date partner was all kinds of threats and temptations, so Liu Lian reluctantly agreed!Thinking about it carefully, Liu Lian's tone just now was actually a bit helpless, wasn't it? !

As Liu Lian's friend, shouldn't he just watch all this and not stop it?

Liu Lian must still be waiting for him to save her!

The more Meng Tangxi thought about it, the more anxious she became, she rushed out immediately, ran to Liu Lian's house and knocked on the door.

After a while, Liu Lian came to open the door.

Meng Tangxi was just about to say something, but when he found that Liu Lian was naked with only a bath towel around him, it was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and his whole body felt bad——

What the fuck? ! ! !

It's already an afterthought! ! !

He is late! ! !

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi who was stunned, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "What's the matter?"

Meng Tangxi pursed her lips, with a complicated expression: "You...have you...already...?"

"Ah?" Liu Lian was taken aback, "What's the matter?"

Meng Tangxi looked dazed: "Have you guys finished your appointment yet?"

Liu Lian: "The appointment is over? What is the appointment?"

Meng Tangxi's face was full of grief and indignation: "Cannon!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi looked unlovable: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I misjudged you."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "What are you thinking? It's only been a few minutes?"

Meng Tangxi paused, and then came back to her senses: "Yeah, it's only been a few minutes, how is it possible, hehe... Wait, that means it hasn't started yet? Listen to me! You can't be so casual about hooking up!"

Liu Lian said expressionlessly, "He's gone, I'm just going to take a bath."

Meng Tangxi breathed a sigh of relief: "I see."

"That's it, then I'm going to take a shower." Liu Lian stretched out his hand and was about to close the door.

Meng Tangxi: "...wait a minute!"

etc!If Liu Lian was going to take a bath now, wouldn't they be able to take a bath together after they exchanged bodies? ! !

As soon as this idea came up, Meng Tangxi suddenly felt bad again.

and many more! ! !

Why did he want to take a bath with Liu Lian? ! !