What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

At this moment, Liu Lian felt sorry for Meng Tangxi from the bottom of his heart.

Meng Tangxi screamed for a long time, finally recovered from the severe pain, lowered her head and hurriedly tried to save her Mao Mao from under the zipper, but when she thought of Liu Lian, she stood aside and looked at him, He was ashamed and anxious, and in a hurry, he became more and more busy and confused, and the more he pulled, the more painful he was.

Liu Lian, who was watching from the sidelines, silently watched Meng Tangxi flustered, and finally couldn't help but said, "...how about I help you?"

Meng Tangxi blushed: "No need! Just stand there and don't move!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi thought about it for a while, but was still not at ease, and added sternly: "Turn around! Don't look!"

Liu Lian: "..."

He turned around helplessly, with his back to Meng Tangxi.

Seeing Liu Lian turned around, Meng Tangxi quickly lowered his head and continued to pull the zipper, but after working clumsily for a long time, he only broke out in a cold sweat, and "saving Mao Mao" made no progress at all.

The more flustered he became, the more clumsy his hands became, and the more frantic his hands became, the more he was busy working for a while, but it was still useless.

Liu Lian wanted to go to the toilet when he got up early in the morning, but after waiting for a while, he finally couldn't hold it anymore, so he turned around and went directly to the toilet.

Meng Tangxi was sweating profusely when she looked up and saw Liu Lian coming in. She blushed and said, "Why are you in? Get out! Don't look!" !

Liu Lian rolled his eyes at him: "I want to go to the toilet too."

As Liu Lian said, without waiting for Meng Tangxi to react, he squatted down in front of Meng Tangxi. He put his face close to the zipper of Meng Tangxi's crotch, saw clearly where it was caught, and stretched out his hand to fiddle with it.

Sensing that Meng Tangxi's whole body was stiff in an instant, in order to relieve Meng Tangxi's tension, he even spoke very thoughtfully to divert Meng Tangxi's attention: "Why didn't you wear pajama pants yesterday? Why are you wearing jeans?"

He felt strange yesterday, Meng Tangxi used to wear pajama pants neatly every time he went to sleep, why did he wear jeans yesterday?The fabric of the jeans is so thick and hard, it is very uncomfortable to wear and sleep.

Meng Tangxi suddenly coughed as if he was choking on his own saliva, and his face turned suspiciously red: "Because I want to try to see what it feels like to sleep in jeans!"

Because when he slept with Liu Lian a few times before, he always had various embarrassing situations. After thinking about it, he thought it must be because the fabric of the pajama pants was too soft, so he couldn't help but react. So he had a sudden thought last night, if he slept wearing jeans, maybe those embarrassing things would never happen again. After all, the fabric of jeans is thick and hard, and he won't react if it is uncomfortable.

... But can he talk to Liu Lian about this kind of thing?

when!Of course!No!able!

Meng Tangxi wandered away thinking about the jeans for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he saw Liu Lian's face facing the crotch of his open trousers, earnestly helping him to untie the fur caught by the zipper. .

He couldn't bear the stimulation immediately, especially when he felt Liu Lian's warm breath sprinkled on his lower abdomen, and instantly felt that the blood in his whole body was going to flow backwards.

Liu Lian focused on helping Meng Tangxi untie the caught Mao Mao, because Meng Tangxi was in a hurry for a long time, but the zipper head got entangled with more Mao Mao, he patiently worked for a while, and finally got it done.

He finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the next moment, he silently found that Xiao Mengmeng, who had rarely seen each other honestly, gradually began to show his sense of existence, and it seemed that he wanted to greet him warmly from that posture.

Soon, Meng Tangxi clutched Xiao Mengmeng, who hadn't fully stood up, and turned around quickly, limping and stumbling away from the toilet, ignoring the zip up.

Liu Lian silently watched Meng Tangxi leave, and said softly a moment before Meng Tangxi was about to leave the toilet: "Close the door for me."

Meng Tangxi slipped and almost fell into the street. Fortunately, he stabilized in time, and he rushed out of the toilet faster. Then he slammed the door behind him, using a little force, and the door made a loud "bang" .

Liu Lian shrugged and began to solve his own problems.

When Liu Lian came out after washing, Meng Tangxi was no longer there.

He didn't care, and after breakfast, he turned on the computer.

As soon as he went online, he received a series of fatal calls from editor Bianji.

Editing Debate: Fleeting years are so important! ! !You don't update again! ! ! ! !

Editor's Debate: I'm going to die with you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Editing Debate: No one can stop me! ! !I want to die with you! ! !

Fleeting Qianzhong: I come again on those days every month, you know

Editing debate machine: I don't understand, I don't understand!I just praised you for your hard work a few days ago!You give me back my compliments! ! !

Fleeting Qianzhong: Oh, return you, I don't care

Editing debate machine: you you you! ! !You don't even update? ! ! !

Fleeting Qianzhong: I read the almanac yesterday, today is not suitable to break ground

Editor's Debate: What does it have to do with not being able to break ground and you not coding?

Fleeting Thousands of Weights: It is not suitable to break ground, but it is not suitable to fill holes

Editing debate machine: you you you! ! !If you don't update, don't you believe that I call you hundreds of times a day and blow up your mobile phone?

This kind of threat is simply not painful to the usual Liu Lian, but it is different now, and now Liu Lian lives next to a neighbor named Meng Tangxi. For readers, although Liu Lian did not believe that the defense machine would really make hundreds of calls to him, it is still possible to make dozens of calls.

If Bianji really made so many phone calls to Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi would definitely become suspicious, and then Liu Lian's vest of fleeting years might not be able to cover it up.

In fact, Liu Lian didn't have much obsession with the fact that he couldn't lose his vest in front of Meng Tangxi, but he thought it was quite interesting to hide it from Meng Tangxi like this.

He touched his chin, and finally took a step back reluctantly.

Fleeting Qianzhong: Alright, I'll go to code

Editor's Debate: Are you so obedient today?You don't believe your almanac?

Fleeting Qianzhong: We must believe in science and break superstition

Editing Debate: You have become very unlike you!What about your persistence?What about you and your last stubbornness?

Fleeting Qianzhong: Oh, then I won’t update today

Editing debate machine: Ya Lingdie~ I was just kidding~

Liu Lian imagined the appearance of the 1.8-meter-high man in Bianji coquettishly saying "Elegant Butterfly", and his whole body trembled.

After he silently recited Evil Spirits Dispersion three times in his heart, he opened the document and started typing.

But because he was not in the mood to type, after squeezing out a chapter like toothpaste, he himself felt that the content he wrote was a bit unsatisfactory, but in order to cope with the debate, he still published the content of that chapter.

After releasing the new chapter, Liu Lian casually checked Weibo.

Meng Tangxi posted a Weibo not long ago——

Gypsophila v: I have a question to ask you, how do you feel about your friends?What's it like to have a best friend?Are you very possessive of your friends?Do you want him to be your only friend?Do you get jealous when you see him befriending others?

Liu Lian stroked her chin. Could it be that Meng Tangxi was talking about... him?

He smiled, refreshed it again, and happened to post another Weibo that Meng Tangxi had just posted——

Gypsophila v: It turns out that everyone has a strong desire to possess their friends... I am relieved, it seems that I am not alone!Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not in a relationship, I'm talking about friends, male friends!Don't worry, if I fall in love, I will definitely let you know as soon as possible!

Liu Lian shook his head with a smile, put down his phone, and checked the comments on his latest chapter.

After scrolling through the comments for a while, he frowned. Many readers seemed to have noticed that the chapters updated today by Fleeting Qianzhong were a little out of focus. Scribbled, some readers questioned it, and some readers suspected that the level of writing has declined after a few days without writing.

Among the many voices of doubt, there was only one reader named Mango Sweetheart, who was as old as ever, and interpreted the label of brain damage to the extreme—"What are you talking about?! The male god clearly wrote it very well! No matter what the male god wrote Everything looks good! I like to read whatever the male god writes!"

Mango Sweetheart not only swiped dozens of comments in the form of loyalty, but also gave a lot of rewards generously, and quickly brushed away those doubts.

Liu Lian thought about it, mango sweetheart... Isn't it Meng Tangxi's reader trumpet?

He couldn't help laughing, these words really seemed like something that guy would say.

However, when Liu Lian thought that he was still hiding Liu Lian's life, he couldn't help feeling a little guilty.

However, although Liu Lian is lazy by nature, he also has his own persistence in writing the article. Although many readers besides Mango Sweetheart said that this chapter has no problems and is very good-looking, he still opened the document and wrote this chapter. Chapter rewritten.

After re-writing, he read it several times, and after confirming that there was really no problem this time, he re-sent this chapter.

After finishing her busy work, Liu Lian stretched her waist and opened the game.

Because he went offline at level [-] last time, and as soon as he went online, he reappeared in that small valley.

Although the scenery in this small valley is very nice, there are not many players who come here to level up. After all, this server has been open for a long time, and many players have already reached the full level. He was a little surprised when he spawned monsters and upgraded, but he soon discovered that the player was actually Meng Tangxi.

Liu Lian stood aside and watched for a long time, only to see Meng Tangxi slashing fiercely with his sword, extremely brave and ferocious.

After a while, Meng Tangxi, who was fully absorbed in the business of slaying monsters, seemed to realize that Liu Lian was online, and hurried over, with a bubble popping out of his head.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Lady!You are finally online!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Yes

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Let's fight monsters!I let you rub experience!

Liu Lian thought to himself that he had reached the full level, so what experience did he need, but seeing how active Meng Tangxi was, he was not easy to beat him.

So Meng Tangxi raised his sword again and slashed fiercely, while Liu Lian watched the special effects for a long time.

On the screen, I saw a handsome man with a long sword in his hand, sweeping across the air, his clothes fluttering, while a woman with bright eyes and white teeth stood behind him, her eyes fluttered, and she smiled charmingly. The two were wearing the same couple outfit , the picture is very pleasing to the eye.

If an uninformed person breaks in at this time, they will definitely think that this is a pair of dogs and men showing affection.

After a while, Meng Tangxi suddenly sent a message to Liu Lian.

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] My lady, I have one thing that bothers me recently, I don’t know if I should ask others [Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Then don’t ask

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Actually, this is a bit of a private question [Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] How dare you ask a stranger about privacy?

[Private chat] [Mantianxing] That's why I dare to ask you. After all, we don't know who the other party is after playing the game, let alone I believe you are not such a gossip!

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I didn't expect you to be quite witty

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Hey, it’s actually like this, I have a neighbor who is male [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] I thought he looked ordinary at first, but his skin was very fair, especially It’s because the waist is very white...you don’t need to ask me how I know his waist is very white, because I accidentally saw [private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] How do you know? I want to ask you how you know his waist is very white. Bai [private chat] [Mantianxing] because someone asked the same question before... Wait, don't change the subject, although he looks ordinary, but after getting along for a long time, I think he looks quite pleasing to the eye, but these It's not the point [Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Then?

[Private Chat] [Manny Sky Star] Then I found that I seemed to have a strange feeling for him. Sometimes I suddenly thought of him for no reason, and sometimes I would think of him inexplicably when I listened to a song or watched a movie. He is so weird!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Then?

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila Stars] Now comes the problem!I am a straight man!A straight guy who is as straight as a 2b pencil!Why do I always think of him? ! !Why? ! !

Liu Lian in front of the computer screen couldn't help laughing. He seemed to see Meng Tangxi's tangled and frantic face on the other side of the screen. He shook his head and typed with a smile.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Are you sure you are really straight?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Of course! ! !

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I swear to God!The mountain has no edges!Heaven and earth together!Dare to flirt with you! ! !

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I'm as straight as a 2b pencil! ! !The kind that would rather bend than bend! ! !

Liu Lian could feel Meng Tangxi's grief and anger through the screen. He touched his chin and typed silently.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I don’t know if you look like a 2b pencil, but I know you look like 2b