What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

As soon as Liu Lian took out the key and opened the door of his house, Meng Tangxi squeezed in through the crack of the door very naturally, without treating herself as an outsider at all.

Because I have been to Liu Lian's house many times, Meng Tangxi felt the light switch position with ease, turned on the light, and then walked to the kitchen with ease, washed two cups, poured a glass of boiled water, and poured another glass of durian juice , and then handed the glass of durian juice to Liu Lian.

Liu Lian took it silently, and silently took a sip of the durian juice.

After Meng Tangxi drank a glass of boiled water in one go, he stared curiously at the glass of durian juice in Liu Lian's hand, and asked curiously, "Is durian juice delicious?" There shouldn't be a dark drink like durian juice in the world, but that was before, and now his attitude towards durian is not as repulsive as before.

Liu Lian didn't answer him directly, but just smiled lightly and said, "Wouldn't you know if you tried it yourself?"

Meng Tangxi hesitated for a moment, his face full of struggle. After a while, he reached out to take the cup in Liu Lian's hand, frowned and took a sip.

The expression of Liu Lian who was snatched from the cup in his hand was a little subtle. He watched Meng Tangxi raise his head and drank a big mouthful of durian juice along the place where he had just drank, and couldn't help but blink... Wait, shouldn't this be Could it be the legendary indirect kiss?

Meng Tangxi frowned and took a sip of durian juice, then put down the cup and smacked his lips: "It doesn't seem to be as good as I imagined."

After finishing speaking, he handed back the cup he took a sip of to Liu Lian.

Liu Lian looked down at the place where Meng Tangxi drank, with a subtle expression.

Meng Tangxi seemed to suddenly realize: "You won't be afraid of eating my saliva, right? Don't worry, I'm in good health. I don't have any major or minor illnesses. I rarely get colds all year round. Don't worry."

Liu Lian nodded: "Well, I believe that, after all, idiots don't catch colds."

Meng Tangxi suddenly became angry from embarrassment: "I'm not an idiot, I graduated from university! Can idiots graduate from university?"

Liu Lian: "..."

In order to appease Meng Tangxi, Liu Lian had no choice but to take a sip from the cup, but Meng Tangxi watched Liu Lian touch the place where he had just drank with his mouth, and a thin red color gradually appeared under the base of his ears with unknown meaning.

Liu Lian finished the glass of durian juice in one gulp, turned around to wash the glass, Meng Tangxi followed him into the kitchen, and kept pestering him: "I'm hungry, can you cook for me?"

Liu Lian said without looking up while washing the cups, "Why didn't you eat in the hotel just now?"

Meng Tangxi thought that he was full of anger when he saw Liu Lian chatting so happily with Liu Lian's blind date in the hotel just now, so how could he have any intention of eating?

However, he said: "The fried rice in that hotel is too bad, not one-tenth as good as the rice you cook."

Normal people like to hear others praise themselves, Liu Lian's vanity was satisfied, and she nodded reluctantly.

Because there was nothing in the refrigerator, Liu Lian used yesterday's leftovers to fry egg fried rice. Although egg fried rice looks simple, it is actually quite delicate to cook. He has been cooking for so many years. It's hard to say whether the dishes are good or not, but the fried rice with eggs is quite good.

Meng Tangxi watched eagerly from the side, smelling the aroma in the kitchen, drooling.

After the egg fried rice came out of the pot, Meng Tangxi's eyes lit up immediately. He had eaten a lot of egg fried rice, but he had never seen such a beautifully fried egg fried rice. The eggs were golden yellow, the rice grains were crystal clear, and the grains were covered with eggs. , smelling the smell of poop eggs, and looking at poop drooling.

He swallowed involuntarily, took a bite when Liu Lian was not paying attention, and then he was instantly conquered.

It is so delicious!

If Meng Tangxi hadn't watched Liu Lian's fried rice with his own eyes, he would have thought that Liu Lian had put monosodium glutamate or chicken essence in it, because the taste of this bowl of fried rice with eggs was so delicious, and he felt sorry while stealing it, if Liu Lian was a What a girl...

Liu Lian turned around after washing his hands, and saw that Meng Tangxi had already started to steal food with a bowl. The wolf-hungry look looked pitiful. Those who didn't know would think that the guy had been hungry for several days. He couldn't help but A little helpless: "Eat slowly, eat slowly, be careful not to choke..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Meng Tangxi choked on eating too fast.

Meng Tangxi was so choked that tears filled his eyes, Liu Lian paused, and hurried forward to pat him on the back.

"I told you not to eat in such a hurry, you idiot."

Meng Tangxi managed to calm down, but the next moment his eyes turned dark. Just when he was shocked and thought he was choking on the egg fried rice and belched, he came back to find that he had turned into Liu Lian.

And Liu Lian managed to let Meng Tangxi calm down, but the next moment he realized that he had become that idiot who could choke on fried rice with eggs.

The two looked at each other silently, then Meng Tangxi touched his stomach, and said without tears: "Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "I'm suddenly very hungry."

Meng Tangxi looked at the bowl of egg fried rice reluctantly, but it was a pity that Liu Lian was full just now, and now that he was using Liu Lian's body, he didn't feel hungry at all, thinking that Liu Lian who was using his body now must be still hungry Stomach, so he could only reluctantly give up the bowl of egg fried rice to Liu Lian.

"……you eat."

Liu Lian seemed a little surprised: "You are so kind to me?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "I'm not being nice to you, I'm afraid that my body will be starved! What if you starve my body to death? Eat quickly!"

Liu Lian suddenly felt that changing his body was very interesting. He could eat two meals a day without fear of gaining weight, so he smiled and ate the egg fried rice he had just made.

Meng Tangxi watched eagerly as Liu Lian ate the fried rice with eggs. After a while, he swallowed and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Liu Lian replied while eating, "Didn't you eat just now?"

Meng Tangxi said anxiously: "...I forgot."

Liu Lian nodded: "It's delicious."

Meng Tangxi swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "How delicious?"

He scratched his heart and lungs, why didn't Liu Lian know how to say "you'll know if you taste it"?

Liu Lian thought about it seriously: "It's ten times better than the fried rice in that hotel."

Meng Tangxi: "..."

Under Meng Tangxi's eager eyes, Liu Lian ate up the whole bowl of fried rice with eggs, leaving not even half a grain of rice.

Under Meng Tangxi's unrequited gaze, Liu Lian simply washed the dishes and pots, wiped his hands, and began to see off the guests.

"It's late, you should go back."

"We haven't showered yet!" Meng Tangxi was unwilling to leave.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "I haven't seen that part of your body?"

Meng Tangxi blushed immediately: "Don't be so ambiguous!"

Liu Lian thought silently, who is the person who spoke in an ambiguous manner... "I want to protect my beautiful body", as if he coveted Meng Tangxi's body so much.

But Liu Lian couldn't hold back Meng Tangxi, so he had to help each other again, and the two took a bath together.

In order to express her dissatisfaction, Liu Lian deliberately rubbed Meng Tangxi's penis vigorously when she was helping Meng Tangxi take a bath, rubbing Meng Tangxi until his face became red and his neck was thick, and he almost couldn't hold it anymore.

Later, Meng Tangxi wanted to get revenge, and deliberately rubbed Liu Lian's dick hard, but because he used too much force, Liu Lian just frowned the whole time and didn't respond at all, which made Meng Tangxi feel very frustrated.

After the two rubbing boys came out of the bathroom, Liu Lian began to see off the guests again: "Now that the bath is over, you can go back."

Meng Tangxi hesitated and said, "But I don't want to go back yet..."

Liu Lian looked helpless: "What else do you want to do?"

Meng Tangxi snapped his fingers suddenly: "Let's play cards!"

Liu Lian was not interested: "I don't want to fight."

Meng Tangxi snapped her fingers again: "Shall we watch TV together?"

Liu Lian was still not interested: "I don't want to watch it."

Meng Tangxi also hesitated: "Then we..."

Liu Lian looked at him silently: "What happened to you tonight? Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian fixedly, of course he...

of course……

Of course, he was afraid that Liu Lian, his friend, would be taken away!

What if Liu Lian took advantage of his absence to make a phone call with that blind date, watch the stars and the moon, and talk about life ideals from poetry and songs?

But even Meng Tangxi knew that if he really said that, he would definitely be stared at by Liu Lian with strange eyes.

Meng Tangxi swallowed: "I'm a little unhappy today, so I want to find someone to accompany me."

"Unhappy?" Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, "Why?"

Meng Tangxi silently swallowed the words "Of course I'm afraid you will be snatched away!", and said against his conscience, "Because I saw someone say I'm ugly when I checked Weibo today. , so lost the whole day."

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi looked sad: "Since I was a child, no one has said that I am ugly!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi has nothing to love: "I don't want to live anymore!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi reached out and grabbed the corner of Liu Lian's clothes, and looked at him expectantly: "As my friend, you will definitely comfort me when I am most sad, vulnerable and most in need of comfort, enlighten me and help me get out of life. low point?"

Liu Lian was stunned for a while, then said coldly: "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you should go to a psychiatrist."

"No," Meng Tangxi hugged Liu Lian's waist, "I don't need a psychiatrist, I just need...friends!"

"All right, all right, you just stay," Liu Lian gently pushed Meng Tangxi away, "I really can't do anything about you."

Meng Tangxi chuckled: "Then what are we doing now, playing computer?"

Liu Lian shook her head hastily: "My computer is...something wrong, let's watch TV."

His computer desktop is a cosplay created by Meng Tangxi, how dare he let Meng Tangxi see it?

Meng Tangxi turned on the TV, picked up the remote control and changed several channels: "What good programs are there now?"

Liu Lian smiled faintly: "Don't you like to watch interviews with gynecologists?"

Meng Tangxi immediately retorted red-faced: "That's not it!"

The two of them sat and watched variety shows all night, and finally, Liu Lian was sleepy.

"I want to sleep."

Meng Tangxi was quite interested in watching it at first, but when he saw that Liu Lian was sleepy, he followed up into the room, as if he was afraid that Liu Lian would lock the door and not let him in.

Lying on the bed, Meng Tangxi tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

After struggling for a long time, he finally turned around, pulled Liu Lian by the corner of his clothes and said, "I'm going to go on location the day after tomorrow. I'll go out early in the morning, and I should be back before dark."

With his back turned to Meng Tangxi, Liu Lian said lightly, "Be careful."

Meng Tangxi was silent for a while, and then said again: "When I'm not around, you should also pay attention to safety, stay at home, and don't let strangers in..." Especially the blind date who has only met once.

Liu Lian: "...are you my mother?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "Don't think that you are safe just because you are a man. In this world, even a man may be cheated for money and sex."

Liu Lian: "I see, Mom."

Meng Tangxi still couldn't let it go, but the cosplay he was going to release the day after tomorrow was a character he had been thinking about for a long time. After finally asking the author for authorization, he couldn't keep procrastinating.

But he was also afraid that once he left, Liu Lian's blind date would come into the room, and Liu Lian would look at the stars and the moon and talk about life ideals with Liu Lian... He struggled with it, and then fell asleep.

The next morning, when Meng Tangxi woke up, he found himself hugging Liu Lian tightly again. He still couldn't remember when he pulled Liu Lian into his arms, but he looked down at Liu Lian lying quietly. The look in his arms made him blush...Of course he didn't even know he was blushing.

Liu Lian's sleeping face was very quiet, and his breathing lightly fell on Meng Tangxi's chest, making Meng Tangxi's chest itchy. When he stared at Liu Lian's sleeping face, even he himself didn't know why, and his mood suddenly changed. Surprisingly calm and soft.

Maybe it's because she has been with Liu Lian for a long time, Meng Tangxi always feels that Liu Lian is getting more and more pleasing to the eye, and after watching for a long time, she even thinks that Liu Lian seems a little cute...

At this time, Meng Tangxi couldn't understand why he used to think Liu Lian's appearance was very ordinary, but he looked very pleasing to the eye!

He stared at Liu Lian foolishly for a long time, until he couldn't bear to urinate anymore, then he reluctantly got out of bed and went to the bathroom.

As soon as Meng Tangxi entered the toilet, Liu Lian also woke up.

Liu Lian, who was still half asleep and half awake, got up from the bed in a daze, and walked towards the toilet according to his physiological instinct.

In the toilet, Meng Tangxi unzipped his trousers, and while humming an out-of-key song, he filled up the water happily.

However, just as he finished releasing the water shaker, the toilet door was suddenly pushed open——

Subconsciously, Meng Tangxi quickly zipped up his pants, but because he was too panicked, a tragedy happened.

Liu Lian pushed open the toilet door in a daze, and saw Meng Tangxi shaking the bird. He was stunned, and was about to turn around to go out, but the next moment he saw Meng Tangxi frantically preparing to pull up his trouser chain, and then... caught hair.

"Aw~~~~~~~~"

Liu Lian: "..."