What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

In Meng Tangxi's blink of an eye, Liu Lian had already silently closed the door.

Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the gate of Liu Lian's house for a long time, feeling a little bad all over.

etc!Think about it calmly, even good friends can take a bath together, can't they?He wanted to take a bath with Liu Lian must be because he wanted to enhance his friendship with Liu Lian!

That's right!It must be so!

Thinking of this, Meng Tangxi immediately calmed down.

He breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.

It must be because he has been under too much pressure recently, so he is thinking all day long!

Let's go home and watch a little porn to calm down!

Liu Lian returned to the bathroom and continued to take a shower.

While washing and washing, he couldn't help staring at his body in the mirror. Is his skin really white?In his memory, it seems that no one has ever said that to him, and as a man, he rarely pays attention to it, but after Meng Tangxi said it several times on different occasions, he finally couldn't help but examine himself stand up.

Liu Lian stared at himself in the mirror for a long time. For a man, his skin seemed to be very fair. Although Meng Tangxi was also very fair, Meng Tangxi's whiteness was healthy and fair, with ruddy and lustrous skin. glossy, but his white was almost pale white.After all, he stays at home almost every day, rarely exercises, and doesn't bask in the sun very much, while Meng Tangxi should exercise frequently, always go out and run around, and probably do some maintenance. Naturally, he looks much better than him.

It seems that he will have to exercise regularly in the future, and he should go out to bask in the sun once in a while.

Liu Lian continued to look down, looking at his own waist.

He tilted his head, is his waist really thin?

It does seem pretty thin.

As an otaku who doesn't exercise often, his body is thin and he doesn't have any muscles. His arms, thighs and waist are quite thin, but because he likes to eat, he won't be too thin. Squeeze his stomach , In fact, there is still a little meat.

Just when Liu Lian was standing in front of the mirror looking at himself, he was looking at himself, but suddenly his eyes darkened unexpectedly... Then he opened his eyes and found that he ran into Meng Tangxi's room again, and sat on Meng Tangxi's room. In front of Tangxi's computer.

And at this moment, on Meng Tangxi's computer screen, an island country pornography is playing.

Listening to the pretentious sound of the actress calling the bed in the pornographic film, Liu Lian looked down silently, and then he fell silent.

Go back in time to 10 minutes ago——

In order to relieve the excessive pressure recently, after returning home, Meng Tangxi turned on the computer and prepared to watch a pornographic film to calm down.

So he opened a small pornographic film, and for the first minute, he looked at the actress who quickly stripped off, unmoved.

For the second minute, he remained unmoved.

In the first 3 minutes, he remained unmoved.

Meng Tangxi finally started to panic, wait a minute, usually he would quickly get into the mood in less than a minute, why is Xiao Mengmeng so inactive today?

He quickly lowered his head and unbuttoned his trousers, took out Xiao Mengmeng, glanced at the bloody scene on the screen, then lowered his head to call Xiaomengmeng——

Meng Meng!stand up!

stand up!

However, he called for a long time, and Xiao Mengmeng, who is usually very active, remained unmoved.

Meng Tangxi's face turned pale immediately, it's over, it's over, it's over...

Could it be that……

He is dying?

Meng Tangxi's face suddenly turned ashen, and there was nothing to love in life.

Just when he was thinking about whether he should go downstairs to find an "old Chinese doctor" on a telegraph pole to take a look, he suddenly noticed that his eyes turned around on the screen, and the actor's back appeared in the camera, and The actor's back actually looks a bit like Liu Lian.

Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, his eyes followed that figure unconsciously, and then Liu Lian's back appeared in his mind... Liu Lian's back was thinner, and Liu Lian's left back Looks like I have a hemorrhoid.

Thinking of the mole on Liu Lian's left back, for some reason, Meng Tangxi suddenly felt hot in his nose.

He quickly stretched out his hand to cover his nose, but this time he didn't have a nosebleed, but before he finished rejoicing, he lowered his head, only to find that his little Mengmeng finally stood up.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and was glad that he didn't have to go to the "old Chinese doctor", but the next moment, when he remembered why he suddenly became "good" again, he suddenly felt bad again.

The next moment, Meng Tangxi felt his eyes go dark, and the next moment, he was already standing in the bathroom of Liu Lian's house.

The steam in the bathroom was hazy, and it was obvious that someone had just taken a shower here. When Meng Tangxi came to his senses, he found himself standing in front of the half-length mirror in the bathroom. In the mirror, it was Liu Lian, naked, naked, and white Huahua's body.

Meng Tangxi received a huge visual impact in an instant, and then he felt his nasal cavity heat up again. Fortunately, he quickly lowered his head and washed his face with cold water, so as not to let the nose bleed out.

When Meng Tangxi calmed down after washing his face, when he remembered what he was doing just now, his whole body suddenly became ill again, and he turned around and rushed towards his house.

On the other side, Liu Lian silently looked down at the lively little Mengmeng in his trousers, stretched out his hand to stuff it back into his underwear, and then closed the zipper silently.

He had just finished all this when Meng Tangxi rushed in with a towel wrapped around him.

He silently glanced at Meng Tangxi, and Meng Tangxi also silently glanced at him. The moment the two looked at each other in silence, the voice of the actress in the pornographic film resounded throughout the room.

Meng Tangxi said in a weak tone: "You may not believe it, but in fact it played automatically. I didn't do anything just now, and it played automatically as soon as I turned on the computer."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched slightly: "...the startup screen of your computer is quite special."

Meng Tangxi's tone suddenly became urgent: "Listen to my explanation. I really didn't watch it because I wanted to. In fact, it's because I've been under a lot of pressure recently, so I want to relax..."

Liu Lian glanced at him: "You can watch whatever you like, it has nothing to do with me, why explain to me?"

Only then did Meng Tangxi suddenly realize: "That's right, why should I explain to you?"

Why did he have a guilty tone of being caught and raped just now?He didn't do anything wrong at all!

What was he guilty of just now? !

"However," Liu Lian said in a tactful tone, "too much of this kind of stuff can hurt your health. I heard that masturbating once a week is the healthiest... Be careful of excessive sexual indulgence."

"Nope," Meng Tangxi blinked, "I usually take one every day when I take a shower, usually once a day, sometimes more than that... I don't see anything wrong with my body."

Liu Lian: "..."

After a while, Liu Lian continued to tactfully persuade: "You are still young now, so you can't mess around just because you are young. What if you get old in the future? To take a step back, what you do can easily lead to loss of libido, and even There is a possibility of impotence, if you don’t get married, you will die, what will you do then?”

Meng Tangxi was taken aback: "Isn't it okay to do this often?"

No wonder he suddenly failed just now, it turned out to be because of this!

He suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that he couldn't do it just now because he masturbated too much, not because he was no longer interested in women!Very good!saved!

"I just said it's possible." Seeing Meng Tangxi's inexplicably happy expression, Liu Lian was a little confused, "But you'd better restrain yourself in the future...for the sake of your future wife."

Meng Tangxi nodded vigorously: "I understand! I will restrain myself!"

Almost scared him to death just now!He thought he really couldn't be tough on women anymore!

fortunately……

Because Meng Tangxi is going out tomorrow, he has been packing all night. Liu Lian looked at it curiously for a while, and then saw Meng Tangxi stuffed a bunch of skin care products into the suitcase. Bottles and cans that don't know what they are.

Looking at Liu Lian's curious appearance, Meng Tangxi explained: "As a cosplayer, I have to put on makeup frequently, but even the most expensive cosmetics are harmful to the skin. Over time, the skin will get worse, so I usually put on makeup. I put a lot of effort into maintaining it, you can see that my skin is so good because I pay attention to maintaining it.”

If it was someone else, Liu Lian would definitely think that person was a bitch as a big man with so many bottles and cans of skin care products, but if it was Meng Tangxi, he would think it was normal and taken for granted .

If Meng Tangxi knew Liu Lian's thoughts, he would definitely refute him—"Who says men can't take care of themselves? There are so many men's skin care products for men, shouldn't men treat themselves kindly?"

Liu Lian has not seen many male cosplayers without makeup, and he also knows that most of the so-called selfies without makeup by cosplayers must be full of water, but he has seen Meng Tangxi's makeup without his own eyes. In all fairness, Meng Tangxi's skin is better than his. The skin of people who don't wear makeup is much better... It seems that Meng Tangxi's usual attention to maintenance is still very useful.

While thinking about it, he heard Meng Tangxi say, "Do you want to try it? I can teach you."

Liu Lian shook her head quickly: "Forget it, it's too troublesome."

Meng Tangxi chuckled: "Actually, your skin is not bad..."

As he said, he stretched out his hand and touched his face, hehehe.

Liu Lian: "..."

While Meng Tangxi was packing her luggage, Liu Lian took out her mobile phone and checked Weibo——No way, Meng Tangxi said that he would get up early tomorrow, so he had to sleep with him at night, even though Liu Lian repeatedly promised that he would set the alarm clock , but Meng Tangxi still dragged him to sleep together with a stern face.

So even though Liu Lian was a bit reluctant, he was dragged to his house by Meng Tangxi.

Liu Lian quickly came across the Weibo posted by Meng Tangxi not long ago.

Gypsophila v: I'm going out on location tomorrow, I'm packing my bags~

However, instead of attaching a selfie like before, he casually opened the comments on that Weibo, and sure enough, the comments were all "There should be a selfie here!" "What about the selfie? What about the selfie? God, this is not like you! ""The first day the male god didn't post a selfie, I miss him, miss him"...

It seems that the image of Meng Tangxi's selfie madman has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people...

Liu Lian smiled, then he opened the button, and then received a message from Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: Brother! ! !

Lychee Mousse: I heard from my aunt that your blind date went well this time? !

Lychee Mousse: I heard that the blind date had a good impression of you? !

Liu Lian thought about it, did Lu Renjia have a good impression of him?Probably because he asked for his autograph...

Durian Melaleuca: He is the Mifensi of thousands of years

Lychee Mousse: What the hell?Such a coincidence? !

Durian Melaleuca: But he didn't know that I was Fleeting Qianzhong. He probably heard from my mother that I also wrote web articles, so he asked me if I could get Fleeting Qianzhong's autograph, and then I said yes. Lychee Mousse: You don't Planning to blow up your identity?That's your Mifensi!Maybe you will become one, the writer and Mi Fensi are very interesting to think about!

Durian Melaleuca: Let’s talk, we are not familiar yet

Lychee Mousse: Brother, hurry up!After this village, there will be no such shop!

Durian Melaleuca: Okay, okay, I got it

Lychee Mousse: Hey, I counted my fingers yesterday, and I counted your recent red luan star movement~

Seeing Li Zhi's words, Liu Lian couldn't help shaking her head with a smile.

After Meng Tangxi finished packing, he saw Liu Lian smiling and typing on his cell phone, and he immediately felt vigilant.

The smile on Liu Lian's face, no matter how you look at it, how pampering...very suspicious!

Could it be that Liu Lian was texting his blind date?

Meng Tangxi immediately went into a state of alert. He endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but lean over, wanting to peek at who Liu Lian was chatting with.

As soon as Liu Lian noticed that Meng Tangxi was approaching secretly, she put down her phone without any trace.

Meng Tangxi frowned suddenly: "Who are you chatting with?"

Liu Lian said lightly, "Aren't you packing your luggage?"

"It's over," Meng Tangxi replied subconsciously, and soon he realized, "Wait, no, you haven't answered me yet, who were you chatting with just now?"

Liu Lian smiled but did not answer: "After tidying up, wash up and go to bed quickly, don't you have to get up early tomorrow?"

Now that Meng Tangxi couldn't react and Liu Lian didn't want to answer him, then he was really 2b, and he felt a little uncomfortable immediately, but he also knew that Liu Lian was not obliged to answer all his questions, so he could only be very unwilling. Suppressing the strange feeling in my heart, I pouted and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face.

Halfway through brushing his teeth, Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's face in the mirror and suddenly felt bad.

Although most people don't want their friends to be snatched away, they may also be jealous because of their friends...

But isn't it a bit too much for him to be so jealous?

If Liu Lian really gets back with that blind date, will he be so sad that he won't be able to eat for a few days?

Meng Tangxi silently imagined the scene of Liu Lian and that blind date lover...

He suddenly felt that his teeth were very itchy, and he wanted to gnash his teeth.

And the next moment-

The toothbrush was bitten off by him with a "crack".

Meng Tangxi: "..."

When Liu Lian walked into the bathroom, he saw Meng Tangxi staring down at the half toothbrush in his hand.

"The toothbrush...how did it break?" Liu Lian frowned and asked.

Meng Tangxi raised her head and looked at him silently, then opened her mouth and spat out the remaining half of the toothbrush, saying vaguely, "You... your teeth... are great."

Liu Lian: "... No matter how good your teeth are, you won't bite off your toothbrush when brushing your teeth, right?"

"That should be because the quality of the toothbrush is too poor..." Meng Tangxi's expression was also a little flustered.

"It seems that you will buy a better toothbrush next time." Liu Lian smiled.

Meng Tangxi nodded heavily.

Luckily it's just a toothbrush...

and nothing else...

Wait, no, what else can you put in your mouth besides a toothbrush?

Meng Tangxi didn't know what to think of, her face suddenly turned red.

Liu Lian was wondering, but saw Meng Tangxi suddenly turned pale, and then clamped his legs tightly.

Liu Lian: "..."

Although he didn't know what Meng Tangxi had imagined on his own, he still felt that it was better for him not to know.

In short, after all these twists and turns, Meng Tangxi temporarily put his doubts behind him.

In the middle of the night, Liu Lian was sound asleep, but was woken up again by Meng Tangxi's heavy pressure.

Liu Lian opened his eyes and saw Meng Tangxi lying sprawled on the bed in an extremely indecent sleeping position. Half of the pajamas on his body were wiped off by him, exposing most of his shoulders.

Liu Lian silently stretched out her hand to pull Meng Tangxi's pajamas, and then pulled Meng Tangxi into her arms.

Meng Tangxi struggled subconsciously in his arms, and pulled off her pajamas while struggling. Liu Lian was sleepy and didn't bother to care about him.

Early the next morning, Meng Tangxi was woken up by the alarm clock he set.

He slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw was Liu Lian'an's peaceful sleeping face.

Liu Lian was very quiet when he was sleeping, his eyelashes fluttered slightly, and his breathing was shallow. The whole person was nestled in his arms, a small one. The more Meng Tangxi looked at her, the softer her heart became, the more she felt that Liu Lian was so cute...

Meng Tangxi's brain was not fully awake yet, he stared at Liu Lian's face stupidly for a long time, and then gradually came back to his senses, just when he wanted to get up quietly without waking Liu Lian When she looked up, she suddenly saw Liu Lian's pajamas were wide open, revealing most of her fair and clean left back.

His gaze was instantly attracted by the small, cute hemorrhoid on Liu Lian's left back. He stared at the mole for a long time as if possessed by a demon. As he watched, he suddenly felt a hot sensation in his nasal cavity. ...

Just when Meng Tangxi thought it was his illusion again——

But he suddenly widened his eyes, because he found out badly that a drop of bright red fell on Liu Lian's fair back skin, and then another drop, one drop after another...

He stretched out his hand blankly, and then touched a nosebleed.

Meng Tangxi: "..."

Just when Meng Tangxi's brain froze, Liu Lian suddenly woke up.

The eyeballs under Liu Lian's eyelids rolled twice, then slowly opened them, and met Meng Tangxi's panicked and stupid face all at once. When the nose bleeds, he froze for a moment, as if he was a little confused about the situation.However, he still subconsciously said to Meng Tangxi in a slightly hoarse voice like every time he got up in the past: "...good morning."

Meng Tangxi's nosebleed became more joyful in an instant.