What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian was very moved, and then rejected Meng Tangxi.

"……no need."

Meng Tangxi looked puzzled: "Why?"

Liu Lian put down the phone and said calmly, "It's just a blind date, there's no need to be so serious."

"The first impression on a blind date is very important," Meng Tangxi said with a very serious expression, "Of course you have to work hard!"

Liu Lian smiled, but still refused: "No need."

Meng Tangxi frowned: "Why?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "You should go back after dinner."

"But……"

Before Meng Tangxi could finish his sentence, Liu Lian pushed him out of the door.

"but……"

Before Meng Tangxi could finish his sentence, the door was closed.

Not long after Liu Lian closed the door, the door was woken up by a bang.

"Wait, open the door!" Meng Tangxi's voice seemed a little eager.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, then opened the door again.

Meng Tangxi outside the door looked anxious: "Wait, how about taking a shower later?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "What should I do?"

Meng Tangxi looked serious: "Now we have exchanged bodies, won't you see my beautiful body when you take a shower later?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "A beautiful... body?"

Meng Tangxi covered her chest with both hands: "I want to leave my beautiful body to my future daughter-in-law, no one else is allowed to see it!"

Liu Lian: "...so what do you want to do?"

Meng Tangxi put down her hand covering her chest, and said seriously: "So when you take a shower, cover your eyes and let me help you. Don't worry, I won't look at your body either."

Liu Lian: "I refuse."

Meng Tangxi put her hands on her chest again: "And don't you like men? Isn't a man's body to you the same as a big European beauty is to a normal straight man?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and she stretched out her hand to push Meng Tangxi: "Didn't I say it before, even gay guys can't be interested in all men... You should go back!"

Meng Tangxi grabbed the door frame with both hands: "No, I'm so handsome, what if you have something wrong with me!"

Liu Lian paused, and was squeezed in by Meng Tangxi.

"Aren't you going to play games?"

"It's okay, I'll go after taking a shower."

"..."

Liu Lian handed him Meng Tangxi's set of pajamas from yesterday, and Meng Tangxi took the pajamas and took Liu Lian to take a bath together.

"I don't want to take a shower yet..."

"If I don't supervise you, what will you do to my body while taking a bath?"

"..."

Liu Lian was helplessly dragged into the bathroom by Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi looked at the bathroom of Liu Lian's house, and his eyes lit up when he found the bathtub in the bathroom: "Who will wash it first?"

The bathroom in Liu Lian's house was not too big, and a bathtub was squeezed in, which made it look even smaller. Two grown men were really a bit crowded.

"Let me wash first," Meng Tangxi said as he began to take off his clothes. "I will close my eyes later, and you will help you bathe your body. Don't worry, I won't peek."

After Meng Tangxi took off the last pair of underwear, she closed her eyes and did not move.

Liu Lian immediately understood what Meng Tangxi meant, the corner of her mouth twitched, and she bent down to help Meng Tangxi take off her underwear.

Meng Tangxi sat in the bathtub with her eyes closed. Liu Lian put soap on Meng Tangxi's body while pouring hot water into the bathtub.

Meng Tangxi stretched her limbs wantonly in the bathtub, her hands and feet were resting on the edge of the bathtub, her eyes were closed, and she seemed to be enjoying herself.

Liu Lian rubbed soap on Meng Tangxi's body for a while, but suddenly thought of a question, wondering if his sensitive spots were still there after he and Meng Tangxi switched bodies...

He suddenly had a whim, so he stretched out his hand and poked Meng Tangxi's waist, Meng Tangxi immediately shrank back with a smile, Liu Lian thought it was funny, so he scratched Meng Tangxi's waist again.

Meng Tangxi finally couldn't help but opened his eyes, and met Liu Lian's eyes all at once.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Why do you open your eyes? Want to peek at my body?"

Meng Tangxi's face immediately flushed red: "How is that possible! That's because you tickled me!"

Liu Lian poured water on Meng Tangxi: "Then why don't you close your eyes now? Do you want to take advantage of me?"

Meng Tangxi blushed and snorted: "How is that possible!"

After humming, he reluctantly closed his eyes.

Liu Lian smiled slightly, and continued to soap Meng Tangxi, from neck to chest, from chest to lower abdomen, and then rubbed Meng Tangxi's dick...Meng Tangxi opened his eyes again in an instant.

Liu Lian: "You peeked again!"

Meng Tangxi blushed again: "I didn't! Who, who told you to rub my dick!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "That's my dick."

Meng Tangxi was dumb for a moment, and after a while he said sullenly, "You don't need to rub it now, do you?"

"How can I do that?" Liu Lian said solemnly, "The penis is a special place where dirt and dirt are hidden, so you have to rub it well every day when you take a bath."

Meng Tangxi's face instantly turned into a small tomato. He opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything to refuse. After all, he was the one who asked Liu Lian to take a bath with righteous words.

Liu Lian dipped some soap bubbles into the palm of her hand, then rubbed Meng Tangxi's penis with a businesslike expression.

After a while, Meng Tangxi had a reaction. He was so embarrassed that he didn't know where to look, so he raised his head and looked at the ceiling.

Liu Lian went down again, rubbing soap on Meng Tangxi's thigh. His inner thigh is a sensitive part, so he deliberately kept his hand for a while longer.

Meng Tangxi froze immediately, and when Liu Lian finally started to wash the soap bubbles off his body, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

After taking a bath, Meng Tangxi lay in the bathtub and said lazily, "I don't want to wear your tasteless pajamas, so can't you find me pajamas suitable for young people?"

Liu Lian covered herself lightly, then turned to find pajamas for Meng Tangxi.

After a while, Meng Tangxi closed his eyes and asked Liu Lian to wait for him to put on his pajamas. When he opened his eyes after putting them on, he saw the pajamas with the cute pattern of giant pandas on his body, and he felt a little uncomfortable all of a sudden. alright.

"Didn't you say you don't want to wear my tasteless pajamas?" Liu Lian smiled lightly, "This set of panda pajamas is still suitable for young people, right?"

Meng Tangxi looked at the extremely malicious pajamas on him with a tangled expression. Isn't this pajamas more than "young"?It's too young!

Meng Tangxi at this end was full of entanglements, while Liu Lian at that end had already undressed slowly.

Of course, at the last moment, Meng Tangxi stopped Liu Lian from trying to take off her underwear, and did it with her own body.

As soon as Liu Lian sat in the bathtub, Meng Tangxi ordered her to close her eyes.

Meng Tangxi rubbed soap on Liu Lian's body, and said, "What age do you still use soap? Are you really a young man of this era? It's fine to wear such tasteless long johns. He still wears the old man's underpants that are so frustrating... How can you be so unsophisticated? I, a straight man, are a hundred times more sophisticated than you."

Liu Lian closed her eyes and said, "It's good to use soap, and you can pick up soap if you have nothing to do."

Meng Tangxi snorted: "You don't even have a boyfriend yet, are you picking up soap by yourself? If this continues, I think you really won't be able to find a boyfriend... Aren't you going on a blind date tomorrow? I can help you as a reference."

Liu Lian: "Why did the topic change again?"

"If I didn't regard you as a friend, I would worry about you so much?" Meng Tangxi said in a tone that you don't know good from bad.

"...Do you forgive me for keeping the fact that I was durian layered without telling you?" Liu Lian asked casually.

Meng Tangxi snorted again immediately: "Not yet! But one size counts for one size, I'm not the kind of person who can't tell the priorities."

Seeing that Meng Tangxi was so persistent, Liu Lian couldn't refuse anymore: "Alright then, but I don't know how to wear fancy clothes."

Meng Tangxi glared at him: "I'm a trendy guy and not a non-mainstream."

After staring at him, he remembered that Liu Lian couldn't see with his eyes closed, and suddenly felt like he was casting a wink at the blind man.

"Don't worry, trust my taste, fashion magazines asked me to do interviews before."

"It must be some street stall magazine."

"Pooh!"

Liu Lian closed her eyes and smiled silently in her heart.

Of course he knew that a fashion magazine had interviewed Meng Tangxi, and he even bought that issue... In fact, it should be said that he has a collection of every magazine that has Meng Tangxi appearing, whether it is an electronic magazine or a physical magazine.But of course, it was impossible for him to tell Meng Tangxi these things.

After Meng Tangxi bathed Liu Lian, he changed Liu Lian into his own pajamas. Then he looked at Liu Lian and couldn't help sighing: "It's so handsome, even in pajamas, I'm so handsome. A 360-degree handsome guy with no dead ends."

Liu Lian opened his eyes, looked at himself in the mirror, and had to admit that although Meng Tangxi was narcissistic, he did have the capital to be narcissistic.

At this moment, Liu Lian felt that he could understand Meng Tangxi's mentality of posting selfies every day. If he was so handsome, he would definitely want to post selfies every day.

After leaving the bathroom, Meng Tangxi looked at the time and was startled: "Damn it! It's so late! I have to go back and download the dungeon! If I don't go back, they will probably kill me!"

Liu Lian stretched out his hand and pushed him: "Go quickly."

Meng Tangxi turned around and was about to leave, but when he reached the door, he turned back to Liu Lian and said, "Remember to get up early tomorrow, and I will help you design your style. You may not be able to wear my clothes, and you may have to go out to buy clothes. "

The corners of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and he tried to push Meng Tangxi out of the door with all his strength: "It doesn't take such a big fight, I just wear my own clothes."

Meng Tangxi stretched out his hands to grab the door frame: "The clothes in your closet can't even be worn by a straight man like me. What if people misunderstand that you are a straight man pretending to be gay to lie to soap?"

As a gay guy who was questioned by a straight man about his aesthetics, Liu Lian said with a blank expression: "...you get out."