What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian spent most of the day in the game until it was getting dark. When he saw that it was almost time for dinner, he hurriedly prepared to log off.

After all, if he suddenly switched bodies with Meng Tangxi while playing the game, it would be another non-technical fall.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I'm down

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Why did the lady leave so early?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Hurrying to eat and sleep

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Is the lady going to bed so early?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Go to bed early and wake up early for good health

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Lady... Are you Gui Geng?

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Don't you know that a woman's age is a secret?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] But you are a man

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Didn't you say before that if you play a female account, you must have the consciousness of being a female account? [Private chat] [Gypsophila]...

Liu Lian flirted with Meng Tangxi, then hummed a song and went offline.

But just when he was about to go into the kitchen to make dinner for himself, his eyes suddenly went dark, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already in Meng Tangxi's room.

Looking at the game interface on Meng Tangxi's computer screen, he couldn't help secretly rejoicing that he had logged off the line earlier, and if he was a step late, he might lose his vest again.

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi's game interface. Meng Tangxi seemed to be teaming up with others to play a dungeon. Because Xing lost Meng Tangxi's control, he died under the siege of several mobs in a few hits.

[Team] Golden Snail King:? ? ?

[Team] Golden Snail King: What's going on?

Seeing this golden snail king, Liu Lian subconsciously felt that the chrysanthemum was cold. After all, he had been hacked to death by this guy so many times before, and he had a psychological shadow.

Soon, he heard Meng Tangxi's hasty knock on the door.

He paused, then stood up and turned around to open the door for Meng Tangxi.

As soon as Meng Tangxi entered the door, she rushed straight towards the computer in a hurry: "Damn it, I'm still downloading a copy!"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched immediately. Fortunately, although Meng Tangxi was in a hurry to play the game this time, he did not forget to bring out the key of Liu Lian's house. After locking the door of his own house, he entered Meng Tangxi's room.

"Did you do anything special just now?" Liu Lian couldn't figure it out, why did he suddenly switch bodies with Meng Tangxi when he obviously didn't do anything just now?And it seems that they exchanged their bodies much earlier than usual. In the past, it was mostly after the two of them took a bath... What is the trigger for him and Meng Tangxi to exchange their bodies?

While apologizing to his teammates, Meng Tangxi said without raising his head, "Just now? I didn't do anything!"

Liu Lian frowned. If he and Meng Tangxi exchanged bodies without warning or without rules, what if they suddenly exchanged bodies while walking on the street in broad daylight?It's nothing, if Meng Tangxi has a girlfriend in the future, if he still has a girlfriend... If Meng Tangxi and his girlfriend are making out, the two of them suddenly exchanged bodies, how could that be? What an embarrassing word!

Liu Lian frowned and thought for a while, but before he could think of a reason, he was actually hungry first.

Hearing the resounding "Gu~" in his stomach, he suddenly became embarrassed, but soon he remembered that he was using Meng Tangxi's body now, so the person who should be embarrassed was actually Meng Tangxi.

Before he had time to make fun of Meng Tangxi, he heard Meng Tangxi's stomach growl as he had been immersed in scumbag games.

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi reached out and touched his stomach: "...so hungry."

Of course Liu Lian knew that he was hungry. After all, he didn't make it in time for the lunch, so he said to Meng Tangxi, "If you're hungry, hurry up and eat, don't spoil your stomach."

Meng Tangxi paused, as if a little flattered: "Are you caring about me?"

Liu Lian smiled lightly and said, "I'm just concerned about my own body."

Meng Tangxi: "..."

"Forget it, I'll cook," Liu Lian reckoned that Meng Tangxi would not be able to eat well when he was too busy playing games, so in order to prevent Meng Tangxi from tossing his stomach troubles, he'd better cook dinner, "Last night you Treat me to supper, today I will treat you to dinner."

Meng Tangxi nodded: "Okay."

Liu Lian opened the refrigerator at Mengtangxi's house and took a look. Apart from coriander and a few handfuls of dried noodles, there were only various wines and drinks.

He sighed, turned around and went back to his house, cooked a few dishes in his kitchen, and then called Meng Tangxi over for dinner.

Meng Tangxi was still in the dungeon, he seemed to have said something to his teammates, and then followed Liu Lian to Liu Lian's house.

As soon as Meng Tangxi stepped into the gate of Liu Lian's house, he smelled the aroma of food in the air, and his eyes immediately sparkled.

Liu Lian just made a few home-cooked dishes, such as fried pork slices with beans, stewed pork ribs with potatoes, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes. all available.

Meng Tangxi swallowed immediately.

After Liu Lian finished serving the meal, she handed a bowl to Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi took a mouthful of vegetables and another mouthful of rice, his eyes lit up again, he said vaguely while eating, "I didn't expect the food you cook to be so delicious."

Liu Lian smiled and said nothing.

Meng Tangxi continued to praise Liu Lian: "You are so virtuous, you can marry anytime."

Liu Lian's smile faded a bit: "If I want to marry, it depends on whether anyone is willing to marry."

Meng Tangxi gnawed on the ribs and said: "How could it not be possible? You can sing and cook. There must be many men who are willing to marry you... gay men."

Liu Lian shook his head and stopped talking.

Meng Tangxi suddenly became anxious: "Although your appearance is not outstanding, and your personality is not outstanding, but you sing very well! The food you cook is also delicious! There must be someone who likes you!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Is Meng Tangxi really praising him?

He wasn't feeling happy at all.

Meng Tangxi seemed to be aware of her slip of the tongue, she pursed her lips and stopped talking.

Liu Lian said indifferently: "Eat your food well, are you my mother, who cares about the world and the earth and I find a partner?"

Meng Tangxi bulged her cheeks, lowered her head sullenly and continued to eat.

After the two of them finished eating, Liu Lian took the dishes in to wash. Meng Tangxi wanted to help, but he was driven out of the kitchen.

"One person is enough to wash the dishes, and two people can only add to the chaos."

Meng Tangxi seemed unwilling, but Liu Lian's attitude was tough, so he could only turn around and go back to the living room.

After Liu Lian finished washing the dishes, he thought that Meng Tangxi had gone back to continue playing games, but when he turned around and entered the living room, he saw Meng Tangxi sitting on the sofa, staring blankly at his mobile phone on the sofa.

He forgot when he casually threw the phone on the sofa, but when he saw Meng Tangxi's distracted expression, he couldn't help leaning forward curiously: "What are you looking at?"

Meng Tangxi seemed to be taken aback, and shrank back a bit.

"What are you doing? Are you guilty of being a thief?"

Liu Lian raised his eyebrows, picked up the phone to look, and saw a text message from his mother a few minutes ago on the screen——

Xiao Lian, don't forget that tomorrow is Sunday, remember to go on a blind date...

"I, I, I..." Meng Tangxi stammered and explained, "I just heard your SMS ringtone, but I didn't expect your SMS ringtone to be the same as mine. I thought it was my phone, so I subconsciously looked at it. Your text message, I didn't mean to..."

Because Liu Lian usually didn't go out, naturally he didn't bother to set a lock screen for his phone.

"Oh," Liu Lian didn't care, it wasn't a private text message anyway, "...Aren't you going back to download the copy?"

Meng Tangxi seemed to have just remembered that his teammates were still waiting for him to go back and download the dungeon, but just as he was about to stand up from the sofa, he felt that his legs were as heavy as two shot puts tied.

For some reason, his mood suddenly became heavy.

"You..." He looked at the phone in Liu Lian's hand, and then at Liu Lian, "Are you going on a blind date?"

Liu Lian nodded: "Yeah."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "Male or female?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Don't you know that I like men?"

Meng Tangxi paused: "But, but, how could two men have a blind date?"

Liu Lian continued to raise her eyebrows: "Who said two men can't go on a blind date? Are you discriminatory?"

Meng Tangxi was dumb for a moment, and after a while, he asked again: "Do your parents know?"

"My mother encouraged me to go on this blind date," Liu Lian shrugged. "Middle-aged women seem to be particularly keen on this kind of thing, and my mother is no exception."

Meng Tangxi was silent for a while, and then said silently: "Your mother is really open-minded."

Liu Lian smiled faintly: "I came out of the closet when I was in junior high school, and it's been so many years now, so what if she doesn't accept it?"

"Junior high school!" Meng Tangxi was a little surprised, "So early?"

Liu Lian drew circles on the screen of the phone with her index finger: "Well, I matured relatively early."

Meng Tangxi paused, seemingly lost in thought: "Junior high school..."

Liu Lian lowered her eyes: "When you were in junior high school, you must have been very popular, right?"

Meng Tangxi pursed her lips and said vaguely: "It's okay."

Liu Lian smiled: "It can be seen that people like you are probably very popular since childhood. It's completely opposite to me. Even though I knew my sexual orientation in junior high school, I still fell into blind dates in the end. .”

"Blind date..."

Meng Tangxi repeated the word, and he looked at Liu Lian fixedly: "Do you really want to go?"

"That's not it," Liu Lian shrugged, "Ordinary people like me want to find someone."

Meng Tangxi pursed his lips, and after a while, he said, "Let me help you."

Liu Lian paused: "You help me?"

As if Meng Tangxi had made up his mind, he suddenly stood up and grabbed Liu Lian's shoulders with both hands.

He fixedly looked at Liu Lian, with a serious expression on his face: "Let me help you refer to the dressing for a blind date! With an excellent teacher like me, you will be able to overcome obstacles all the way, meet gods, kill gods, meet Buddhas, and kill Buddhas." !"

Liu Lian: "..."

If he didn't know that he wanted to go on a blind date, he would have thought he was going to fight with a kitchen knife.