What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?
Chapter 29 Hehehehehe
Early the next morning, as soon as Liu Lian opened his eyes, he found himself on Meng Tangxi's bed.
He got up and opened his trousers to see, um, it really was his precious bird.
Sure enough, his body still looked pleasing to the eye.
Liu Lian got up from Meng Tangxi's bed, but when he stepped on the floor with bare feet, he suddenly realized that Meng Tangxi's pajama pants were too long. .
He turned around and wanted to find his long johns that Meng Tangxi had replaced, but he couldn't find them after searching for a long time, but at this moment there was a knock on the door and Meng Tangxi's voice outside the living room door, so he had to stop. Next move, open the door for Meng Tangxi.
As soon as Liu Lian opened the door, she saw Meng Tangxi standing at the door with a disgusted expression on her face.
Meng Tangxi glanced at Liu Lian, then pointed to the crumpled pajamas he was wearing, and said with a look of disgust: "Why do you even have such poor taste in pajamas? I usually don't even look at this kind of pajamas." Can't even look at it! Let alone wear it!"
Liu Lian took a look at Meng Tangxi. The blue and white plaid pajamas he bought during the big discount in the supermarket were worn by Meng Tangxi like the high-end pajamas in the window of a pajamas store. Others rely on clothes, this guy But clothes depend on people. Sure enough, a handsome person can look like a fashion week model even if he wears a rag sack.
Sure enough, God is fair, what he takes from a person, he will make up for it with something else.
"I bought these when the supermarket was on sale. Where can I see the specials?" Liu Lian said lightly, "What's more, pajamas are worn at home, and I don't need to wear them for others to see."
"Who said that good-looking clothes must be worn for others to see?" Meng Tangxi snorted, "I just wear them for myself! I am happy to wear them for myself, and my mood will improve when I wear good-looking clothes... ...And then again, are you a gay or am I a gay, is there a gay like you who is not particular about it?"
Liu Lian spread her hands: "Who knows."
"Wait, what do you mean by that?" Meng Tangxi frowned suddenly, "Could it be that you mean, am I gay? How am I like a gay?"
Liu Lian shrugged: "I didn't say anything, you said those words yourself."
Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, then snorted coldly, and walked straight towards his own house.
"Wait, where are my long johns?" Seeing that Meng Tangxi was about to close, Liu Lian hurriedly called out to stop him.
Meng Tangxi didn't turn her head back and said, "I've already thrown it away, so you won't be allowed to wear such tasteless long johns in the future."
Liu Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Hey, are you my mother? You care about the world and me wearing long johns?"
Although the long johns were a bit ugly, they were very warm, and he liked them a lot... And is it really okay to just throw other people's things around without the owner's permission?
Only then did Meng Tangxi reluctantly stop in his tracks. He turned his head and glanced at Liu Lian. Liu Lian was wearing his pajamas at the moment. Just give you the pajama pants, if you are still not satisfied, I will help you buy a new pair of long johns...Of course, I will buy it for you according to my taste."
The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "That's not the problem! It's very rude to throw away my things without my permission."
Meng Tangxi pursed her lips: "I'm sorry..."
"Forget it," Liu Lian didn't really want to argue with Meng Tangxi, it was just a pair of long johns, "but you are not allowed to throw my things away without my permission."
Meng Tangxi was kind and generous: "Next time, I will ask you first."
Liu Lian: "...I will never allow you to lose my things."
Meng Tangxi disapproved: "If you don't improve your taste, how will you find a boyfriend in the future?"
Liu Lian: "You don't have to worry about that."
After finishing speaking, he simply turned around and closed the door.
After the door closed with a "bang", Meng Tangxi silently touched the tip of his nose.
After Liu Lian returned home, she changed into her own clothes.
He took off Meng Tangxi's pajama pants, folded them neatly, and prepared to return them to Meng Tangxi tonight.
After casually dismissing breakfast, he turned on the computer to get ready for work, but unfortunately, as soon as he opened the word document, he fell into the same old problem again. He counted, which days he should come every month.
So he silently closed the word document and opened the game.
Since the last time, Liu Lian hasn't played a game for a long time.
When he saw the durian layered in white clothes floating like a fairy in the game interface again, he was not used to it for a while.
He originally thought that the last time he lost his temper with Meng Tangxi, Meng Tangxi might not be as enthusiastic as before, but as soon as he went online, Meng Tangxi came over like before.
[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Lady, lady, you are finally online~
[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I haven't seen you for several days, did you succeed in revenge?
[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] When is the time for retribution, I plan to put down the butcher knife [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Ma'am, you have such a broad mind!
[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] The sea is open to all rivers, and it is big to be tolerant
[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Ma'am, you are really educated, I will take you to the level [-] dungeon, I have a friend who is planning to go, there are just two people missing in his team [Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Can't do it , I heard that the scenery at level [-] is pretty good, I want to see [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Then I will go with you
[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Aren't you going to play a dungeon with your friends?
[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Friends often have friends, but my wife doesn't often have them~ Anyway, they are online every day, and you only go online once, ma'am~ Of course I have to accompany you first~
[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Let me solemnly remind you that I am a man [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] I know!
[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Don't have strange fantasies about me [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Impossible!I am straight!I am straight!I am straight!
[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] That's good, let's go
The level [-] leveling ground in this game is a small valley with beautiful scenery, beautiful water and mountains, gurgling water, and even the monsters are very elegant, all of which are plum flower demons, orchid monsters, bamboo spirits, and chrysanthemum fairies.
Meng Tangxi played monsters very consciously, while Liu Lian watched Meng Tangxi fight monsters while admiring the scenery here.
Due to the level gap, Meng Tangxi didn't gain much experience in fighting these [-]-level mobs, but he still played with great vigor. He was a local renminbi player, and the weapons he used were no more than ten artifacts in the entire server.The weapon exudes golden special effects all over the body, which looks high-end and high-end. After a big move, the special effects of skills and special effects of weapons are simply all kinds of domineering, handsome and cool.
While fighting monsters coquettishly, Meng Tangxi took the time to type and talk to Liu Lian, as if she was particularly comfortable.
[Team] [Gypsophila] Ladies, there is a new fashion in the mall, it's very beautiful, do you want it?Let me buy it for you [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] No need, it is inconvenient to be favored by others for no reason [Team] [Gypsophila] I want you to wear it for me
【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】...I am a man
[Team] [Gypsophila] But you are playing a female account, since you play a female account, you must be conscious of playing a female account!
Before Liu Lian had time to type to refuse, Meng Tangxi had already stopped fighting monsters, and after a while.Soon, he applied to Liu Lian for a deal.
Liu Lian naturally refused without thinking.
Meng Tangxi was the same as before, he applied once every time Liu Lian refused, persevering and tenacious.
The two fought back and forth for a long time, but finally Liu Lian was defeated and accepted Meng Tangxi's transaction application.
【Team】【Gypsophila】Put it on and show me
Liu Lian was a little helpless, but she had no choice but to put on that new fashion.
[Team] [Gypsophila] Turn around and show me
【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】...
[Team] [Gypsophila] Come on, come on, let me take a good look at Liu Lian, who can only bite the bullet and let the durian Melaleuca in the game go around.
[Team] [Gypsophila] is so beautiful, she really deserves to be my wife [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Can I ask you a question?
[Team] [Gypsophila] Huh?
[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Why are you so nice to me?
[Team] [Mantianxing] Because you bear the name of my male god, although he has done some unforgivable things to me, I found that I still like him very much, and I will love him forever!
The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched suddenly, what is an "unforgivable thing"?Those who didn't know thought he did something strange to Meng Tangxi!
[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Unforgivable thing?He abandoned you all the time?
[Team] [Gypsophila] Bah bah bah!What a mess!I'm straight!Even if it's my male god, I won't bend myself easily!
【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】...
Liu Lian silently opened the system mall, looked at the price of the suit that Meng Tangxi had given him just now, he converted the string of numbers into RMB and counted, and suddenly felt a little bit of shit.
Fuck!Although this set of fashion is good-looking, it costs more than 200 RMB!So much is enough for him to buy a set of clothes in reality!
However, since he had received a gift from others, he was too embarrassed not to return the gift, so he gritted his teeth and recharged, buying a set of fashion that was about the same price as the one Meng Tangxi gave him.
Although Liu Lian likes to buy specials in supermarkets, he is not poor, but he will not spend money randomly if he has nothing to do.Because "Jianghu" is a free online game and does not need to burn point cards, this is the first time he has spent money in the game.
After Liu Lian applied for a deal with Meng Tangxi, Meng Tangxi didn't refuse, and accepted it generously. Before Liu Lian could speak, he automatically changed into a new fashion, and then turned 360 degrees towards Liu Lian circle.
But when Liu Lian took a closer look at the fashion on Meng Tangxi's body, his heart suddenly skipped a beat.
[Team] [Mantianxing] I didn't expect you to be so caring, and you gave me a couple outfit, but that's right, we are husband and wife, so we should wear couple outfits. I didn't think carefully before [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] 】I didn’t look carefully when I bought it just now, so don’t overthink it [Team] [Gypsophila] Low oil, lady, if you want to see us in couple outfits, just say so, and you’re still so arrogant [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] ... you take off
[Team] [Gypsophila] I won't take it off, I won't take it off!This is the couple outfit you gave me, my lady!I will stay forever!
Liu Lian in front of the computer couldn't laugh or cry, and Meng Tangxi at this moment was like a naughty child rolling all over the floor crying and wanting candy.
But he couldn't help being a little dazed, did Meng Tangxi really like him so much?I like him so much that I am willing to treat a game account with the same name as him...
But why is Meng Tangxi's performance in reality so completely different from that in the game?
Liu Lian tilted her head with her chin resting on her chin, she couldn't figure it out.
Thinking about it, he couldn't help shaking his head, it would be great if Meng Tangxi in reality could be as honest as in the game...
He got up and opened his trousers to see, um, it really was his precious bird.
Sure enough, his body still looked pleasing to the eye.
Liu Lian got up from Meng Tangxi's bed, but when he stepped on the floor with bare feet, he suddenly realized that Meng Tangxi's pajama pants were too long. .
He turned around and wanted to find his long johns that Meng Tangxi had replaced, but he couldn't find them after searching for a long time, but at this moment there was a knock on the door and Meng Tangxi's voice outside the living room door, so he had to stop. Next move, open the door for Meng Tangxi.
As soon as Liu Lian opened the door, she saw Meng Tangxi standing at the door with a disgusted expression on her face.
Meng Tangxi glanced at Liu Lian, then pointed to the crumpled pajamas he was wearing, and said with a look of disgust: "Why do you even have such poor taste in pajamas? I usually don't even look at this kind of pajamas." Can't even look at it! Let alone wear it!"
Liu Lian took a look at Meng Tangxi. The blue and white plaid pajamas he bought during the big discount in the supermarket were worn by Meng Tangxi like the high-end pajamas in the window of a pajamas store. Others rely on clothes, this guy But clothes depend on people. Sure enough, a handsome person can look like a fashion week model even if he wears a rag sack.
Sure enough, God is fair, what he takes from a person, he will make up for it with something else.
"I bought these when the supermarket was on sale. Where can I see the specials?" Liu Lian said lightly, "What's more, pajamas are worn at home, and I don't need to wear them for others to see."
"Who said that good-looking clothes must be worn for others to see?" Meng Tangxi snorted, "I just wear them for myself! I am happy to wear them for myself, and my mood will improve when I wear good-looking clothes... ...And then again, are you a gay or am I a gay, is there a gay like you who is not particular about it?"
Liu Lian spread her hands: "Who knows."
"Wait, what do you mean by that?" Meng Tangxi frowned suddenly, "Could it be that you mean, am I gay? How am I like a gay?"
Liu Lian shrugged: "I didn't say anything, you said those words yourself."
Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, then snorted coldly, and walked straight towards his own house.
"Wait, where are my long johns?" Seeing that Meng Tangxi was about to close, Liu Lian hurriedly called out to stop him.
Meng Tangxi didn't turn her head back and said, "I've already thrown it away, so you won't be allowed to wear such tasteless long johns in the future."
Liu Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Hey, are you my mother? You care about the world and me wearing long johns?"
Although the long johns were a bit ugly, they were very warm, and he liked them a lot... And is it really okay to just throw other people's things around without the owner's permission?
Only then did Meng Tangxi reluctantly stop in his tracks. He turned his head and glanced at Liu Lian. Liu Lian was wearing his pajamas at the moment. Just give you the pajama pants, if you are still not satisfied, I will help you buy a new pair of long johns...Of course, I will buy it for you according to my taste."
The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "That's not the problem! It's very rude to throw away my things without my permission."
Meng Tangxi pursed her lips: "I'm sorry..."
"Forget it," Liu Lian didn't really want to argue with Meng Tangxi, it was just a pair of long johns, "but you are not allowed to throw my things away without my permission."
Meng Tangxi was kind and generous: "Next time, I will ask you first."
Liu Lian: "...I will never allow you to lose my things."
Meng Tangxi disapproved: "If you don't improve your taste, how will you find a boyfriend in the future?"
Liu Lian: "You don't have to worry about that."
After finishing speaking, he simply turned around and closed the door.
After the door closed with a "bang", Meng Tangxi silently touched the tip of his nose.
After Liu Lian returned home, she changed into her own clothes.
He took off Meng Tangxi's pajama pants, folded them neatly, and prepared to return them to Meng Tangxi tonight.
After casually dismissing breakfast, he turned on the computer to get ready for work, but unfortunately, as soon as he opened the word document, he fell into the same old problem again. He counted, which days he should come every month.
So he silently closed the word document and opened the game.
Since the last time, Liu Lian hasn't played a game for a long time.
When he saw the durian layered in white clothes floating like a fairy in the game interface again, he was not used to it for a while.
He originally thought that the last time he lost his temper with Meng Tangxi, Meng Tangxi might not be as enthusiastic as before, but as soon as he went online, Meng Tangxi came over like before.
[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Lady, lady, you are finally online~
[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I haven't seen you for several days, did you succeed in revenge?
[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] When is the time for retribution, I plan to put down the butcher knife [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Ma'am, you have such a broad mind!
[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] The sea is open to all rivers, and it is big to be tolerant
[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Ma'am, you are really educated, I will take you to the level [-] dungeon, I have a friend who is planning to go, there are just two people missing in his team [Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Can't do it , I heard that the scenery at level [-] is pretty good, I want to see [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Then I will go with you
[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Aren't you going to play a dungeon with your friends?
[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Friends often have friends, but my wife doesn't often have them~ Anyway, they are online every day, and you only go online once, ma'am~ Of course I have to accompany you first~
[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Let me solemnly remind you that I am a man [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] I know!
[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Don't have strange fantasies about me [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Impossible!I am straight!I am straight!I am straight!
[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] That's good, let's go
The level [-] leveling ground in this game is a small valley with beautiful scenery, beautiful water and mountains, gurgling water, and even the monsters are very elegant, all of which are plum flower demons, orchid monsters, bamboo spirits, and chrysanthemum fairies.
Meng Tangxi played monsters very consciously, while Liu Lian watched Meng Tangxi fight monsters while admiring the scenery here.
Due to the level gap, Meng Tangxi didn't gain much experience in fighting these [-]-level mobs, but he still played with great vigor. He was a local renminbi player, and the weapons he used were no more than ten artifacts in the entire server.The weapon exudes golden special effects all over the body, which looks high-end and high-end. After a big move, the special effects of skills and special effects of weapons are simply all kinds of domineering, handsome and cool.
While fighting monsters coquettishly, Meng Tangxi took the time to type and talk to Liu Lian, as if she was particularly comfortable.
[Team] [Gypsophila] Ladies, there is a new fashion in the mall, it's very beautiful, do you want it?Let me buy it for you [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] No need, it is inconvenient to be favored by others for no reason [Team] [Gypsophila] I want you to wear it for me
【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】...I am a man
[Team] [Gypsophila] But you are playing a female account, since you play a female account, you must be conscious of playing a female account!
Before Liu Lian had time to type to refuse, Meng Tangxi had already stopped fighting monsters, and after a while.Soon, he applied to Liu Lian for a deal.
Liu Lian naturally refused without thinking.
Meng Tangxi was the same as before, he applied once every time Liu Lian refused, persevering and tenacious.
The two fought back and forth for a long time, but finally Liu Lian was defeated and accepted Meng Tangxi's transaction application.
【Team】【Gypsophila】Put it on and show me
Liu Lian was a little helpless, but she had no choice but to put on that new fashion.
[Team] [Gypsophila] Turn around and show me
【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】...
[Team] [Gypsophila] Come on, come on, let me take a good look at Liu Lian, who can only bite the bullet and let the durian Melaleuca in the game go around.
[Team] [Gypsophila] is so beautiful, she really deserves to be my wife [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Can I ask you a question?
[Team] [Gypsophila] Huh?
[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Why are you so nice to me?
[Team] [Mantianxing] Because you bear the name of my male god, although he has done some unforgivable things to me, I found that I still like him very much, and I will love him forever!
The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched suddenly, what is an "unforgivable thing"?Those who didn't know thought he did something strange to Meng Tangxi!
[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] Unforgivable thing?He abandoned you all the time?
[Team] [Gypsophila] Bah bah bah!What a mess!I'm straight!Even if it's my male god, I won't bend myself easily!
【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】...
Liu Lian silently opened the system mall, looked at the price of the suit that Meng Tangxi had given him just now, he converted the string of numbers into RMB and counted, and suddenly felt a little bit of shit.
Fuck!Although this set of fashion is good-looking, it costs more than 200 RMB!So much is enough for him to buy a set of clothes in reality!
However, since he had received a gift from others, he was too embarrassed not to return the gift, so he gritted his teeth and recharged, buying a set of fashion that was about the same price as the one Meng Tangxi gave him.
Although Liu Lian likes to buy specials in supermarkets, he is not poor, but he will not spend money randomly if he has nothing to do.Because "Jianghu" is a free online game and does not need to burn point cards, this is the first time he has spent money in the game.
After Liu Lian applied for a deal with Meng Tangxi, Meng Tangxi didn't refuse, and accepted it generously. Before Liu Lian could speak, he automatically changed into a new fashion, and then turned 360 degrees towards Liu Lian circle.
But when Liu Lian took a closer look at the fashion on Meng Tangxi's body, his heart suddenly skipped a beat.
[Team] [Mantianxing] I didn't expect you to be so caring, and you gave me a couple outfit, but that's right, we are husband and wife, so we should wear couple outfits. I didn't think carefully before [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] 】I didn’t look carefully when I bought it just now, so don’t overthink it [Team] [Gypsophila] Low oil, lady, if you want to see us in couple outfits, just say so, and you’re still so arrogant [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] ... you take off
[Team] [Gypsophila] I won't take it off, I won't take it off!This is the couple outfit you gave me, my lady!I will stay forever!
Liu Lian in front of the computer couldn't laugh or cry, and Meng Tangxi at this moment was like a naughty child rolling all over the floor crying and wanting candy.
But he couldn't help being a little dazed, did Meng Tangxi really like him so much?I like him so much that I am willing to treat a game account with the same name as him...
But why is Meng Tangxi's performance in reality so completely different from that in the game?
Liu Lian tilted her head with her chin resting on her chin, she couldn't figure it out.
Thinking about it, he couldn't help shaking his head, it would be great if Meng Tangxi in reality could be as honest as in the game...
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