What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

At this time, on the other side——

As soon as Meng Tangxi opened his eyes, he found that he had changed places again.

He quickly looked down, and when he found that he was actually wearing a pair of gray long johns, he immediately understood that he had switched bodies with his neighbor again... because he would never wear such tasteless long johns!

Meng Tangxi silently disliked Liu Lian's dressing taste, just when he wanted to turn around to look for Liu Lian as before, but suddenly found Liu Lian's computer screen was on, and couldn't help but leaned over to take a look curiously.

When he saw the files on the computer desktop, he was stunned.

He was stunned for more than ten minutes, as if the whole person had crashed.

Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the dry audio files on Liu Lian's computer desktop. After a long time, his brain, which was on the verge of crashing, slowly started to function... Wait, aren't these songs all sung by his male god? ? !

He was dazed, and then dazed again, before he slowly reached out and clicked on one of the files.

Hearing the familiar voice from the computer, his brain froze completely.

And at this moment, on the other side——

Realizing that the crisis of losing her vest was imminent, Liu Lian quickly put on her bathrobe and turned to look for Meng Tangxi.

But he knocked on the door for a long time, but Meng Tangxi didn't come to open the door.

He knocked on the door again, but Meng Tangxi still didn't knock.

After Liu Lian waited for a long time, Meng Tangxi finally opened the door slowly.

But he only opened the wooden door inside the anti-theft door with a small gap, revealing two eyes, looking at Liu Lian faintly.

Liu Lian paused, then said calmly, "Open the door."

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian quietly for a long time before he let out a hum from his nose: "Hmph."

"...open the door."

Liu Lian didn't know why Meng Tangxi suddenly made a fuss, but he was only wearing Meng Tangxi's bathrobe, and the cold wind would froze him to death. If Meng Tangxi didn't let him in, he would probably die of cold. .

Meng Tangxi still didn't say anything, just snorted again.

"Open the door quickly," Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, "I'm using your body now, don't you want to let yourself catch a cold?"

Meng Tangxi still didn't open the door, he just stood behind the crack of the door, stared at Liu Lian through the crack, and said sullenly after a while, "...you are the durian thousand layers?"

Liu Lian paused... It seems that Meng Tangxi still knows.

But that's right, it's already so obvious, if Meng Tangxi still can't find out, then he really has to doubt Meng Tangxi's IQ.

Thinking of this, he didn't deny it anymore, and nodded: "Yes."

"Why didn't you tell me?!" Meng Tangxi frowned immediately, his face flushed red, "Is it fun to watch me being played around by you all the time without telling me?"

Seeing that Meng Tangxi seemed to be angry, Liu Lian remained calm and said, "...you never asked me."

Meng Tangxi continued to blow his hair: "You already knew that I was your brainless rice, right? Is it fun to keep watching my jokes without telling me the truth?"

Liu Lian frowned, although he never told Meng Tangxi that he was durian thousand layers, although he did intend to tease Meng Tangxi at first...

But seeing Meng Tangxi's face about to explode, he just raised his eyebrows and smiled: "It's really fun."

Meng Tangxi looked at him in disbelief, as if he hadn't expected his male god to be such a bad guy.

"But you think too much, I don't mean to see your jokes, I just don't want to expose my vest," Liu Lian shrugged, "Even if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't expose it easily in front of other Mi Fensi My vest, Two-dimensional is Two-dimensional, three-dimensional is three-dimensional, I don’t like to confuse the two.”

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian angrily for a long time, but he seemed to accept that Liu Lian didn't want to confuse reality and the Internet, but after he got angry, he was a little sad, he thought he and Liu Lian were together In reality, the relationship between the neighbors is quite harmonious, at least they can be regarded as ordinary friends. Unexpectedly, Liu Lian not only did not regard him as a friend, but kept such an important matter from him, and even called him an "annoying guy".

"You said on the Internet that I'm an annoying guy," Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian with a hurt face, "Is it true?"

Liu Lian paused, then nodded and admitted: "...Yes."

Meng Tangxi's face was hurt: "Why?"

Liu Lian smiled and said: "Because you are handsome, you are so handsome and powerful, you can do whatever you want, and you are so good at what you are good at, you are simply a winner in life. I'm so ordinary, so ordinary, so I'm jealous of you."

"But you are also very good!" Although he was questioning Liu Lian, but after knowing that Liu Lian was durian Melaleuca, Meng Tangxi subconsciously defended his male god, "You have a lot of rice, and they all like it. You, besides me, there are many, many people who like you..."

Liu Lian shook his head: "Although I do have a lot of points on the Internet, it is only limited to the Internet. I turn off the computer. In reality, I am just an ordinary person, and you are not only so powerful on the Internet, but also in reality. Li is also a cashier, so why don't I envy you?"

Meng Tangxi scratched the door anxiously: "But..."

Liu Lian laughed suddenly: "It's just a joke, you don't take it seriously, do you?"

Meng Tangxi was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Just kidding, can you open the door and let me in now?"

Meng Tangxi realized that he had been deeply teased again, and immediately puffed up his cheeks: "No! I'm still angry!"

Liu Lian smiled faintly, "Did you forget something?"

Meng Tangxi said angrily, "What's the matter?"

Liu Lian said calmly: "You are at my house now, and this is my house. If you want to be angry, please go back to your own house and be angry...give me back my house."

Meng Tangxi paused, then angrily said: "Hmph! Just go back!"

Meng Tangxi opened the door angrily, and rushed out wearing only a pair of long johns. He glared at Liu Lian viciously, pointed to his long johns and said, "Don't wear such dirty long johns next time, too. No taste!"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched slightly: "Anyway, I didn't wear it for you to see."

"Even if you don't wear them for me..." Meng Tangxi paused, his expression a little unhappy, "I can't wear such old-fashioned long johns! Even if I'm at home, I wouldn't wear such tasteless long johns!"

Liu Lian took a look at the long johns on Meng Tangxi's body. Although these long johns were not very good-looking, they were very warm. However, Meng Tangxi was so narcissistic that he would rather shiver in the cold than wear old-fashioned ones that kept warm. long johns.

"Just take care of yourself." Liu Lian turned and entered the room, and gave Meng Tangxi a faint look. "As for me, you don't have to worry about it so much. I didn't eat your rice."

Meng Tangxi paused: "You didn't eat my rice, but..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Lian turned around and entered the room.

The door closed with a "bang," and Meng Tangxi's eyes widened. After a while, he snorted, "It's because you're so tasteless that you haven't been able to find a girlfriend!"

But soon, Meng Tangxi remembered that Liu Lian liked men.

He paused, then snorted and quickly corrected: "It's because you are so tasteless that you haven't been able to find a boyfriend!"

After a while, Liu Lian's light voice came from inside the door: "I can't find a boyfriend and I haven't eaten your rice."

Meng Tangxi: "..."

After returning to her home, Liu Lian, who had been blown by the cold wind for a while, sneezed immediately.

He stretched out his hand and rubbed the tip of his nose, then quickly turned around and went back to his room. He looked at his wardrobe and hesitated. Meng Tangxi was much taller than him, and his clothes probably didn't fit Meng Tangxi well... But Meng Tangxi That guy from Tangxi is probably still having trouble with him now, maybe the guy who knocked on the door won't pay any attention to him at all.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, and decided to wear his own pajamas. He remembered that he bought a few sets of pajamas that were a bit loose for him when the supermarket was selling specials. Meng Tangxi's figure should barely fit.

Liu Lian opened the closet, found a pair of new unopened underwear, and bent over to put it on.

But since the new panties are his usual size, they are a little too small for him now.

Liu Lian gritted his teeth and worked hard for a long time before he could barely put on the pair of underwear, but because the underwear was a bit small, his front looked full, just like a male model in a Taobao store.

Liu Lian: "..."

Liu Lian picked out another set of loose pajamas and managed to put them on. Apart from being a little tight, they still fit.

And at this moment, on the other side——

Meng Tangxi rushed back to her house angrily, and slammed the door behind her backhand.

After a loud "bang!", he returned to his room angrily, rushed towards his bed, buried his face in the pillow, and rubbed his face against the pillow depressedly, thinking more and more Depressed, the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

He regarded Liu Lian, a neighbor, as a friend!He always thought that he and Liu Lian were already friends, otherwise he wouldn't be so relieved to ask Liu Lian to help him sign for the courier, and he even brought Liu Lian special products all the way from city a!

He trusted Liu Lian so much and regarded Liu Lian as a friend, but Liu Lian kept hiding from him that he was such an important thing as Durian Melaleuca, and he was playing him around!

Meng Tangxi remembered that Liu Lian was still buttoning up and saying that his neighbor was an annoying guy, and his glass heart was almost broken.

He bit the pillow cover silently, is he really an annoying guy?

Is he really that annoying?

Does Liu Lian really hate him?

Meng Tangxi rolled on the bed depressed. He really wanted to rush over to ask Liu Lian the answer, but he had already asked Liu Lian just now, but Liu Lian was joking with him again. It is estimated that if he asked Liu Lian again, he would still not answer him.What's more, he couldn't bear to ask Liu Lian this question.

After all, with Meng Tangxi's pride and self-confidence, he would never care about others' likes or dislikes.

Meng Tangxi sat up, looked down at Liu Lian's gray long johns, and thought indignantly, hum, a guy with no taste like Liu Lian, he doesn't care if that guy takes him as a friend, he just I don't care if that kind of tasteless guy hates him or not!

right!He doesn't care!

Meng Tangxi remembered that he was so happy when he was hooked up by Durian Melaleuca before, thinking that he was finally flopped by the male god who had a crush on him for many years, and he still acted so happy and excited. I guess he was at a loss because of that guy Liu Lian It's a joke!

He thought of his flustered excitement when he was hooked up by Durian Melaleuca, and suddenly felt that he was too ridiculous.

The more Meng Tangxi looked at the pair of long johns, the more he disliked them. He immediately decided to take off this tasteless long johns, so he opened his closet and found a pair of pajama pants.

Just after he bent down to take off the pair of long johns, he immediately found that Liu Lian was wearing a pair of underwear that was even worse than that pair of long johns, and he almost passed out with anger.

It's okay for Liu Lian to wear those rustic and tasteless long johns, but she still wears those dark blue old man's underpants that cost ten yuan and three pairs on the street!Not only is it low to the sky, but the pants have also faded after wearing them for too long, and even exposed the monkey rubber band at the waist of the trousers!

Meng Tangxi felt that his aesthetics had been severely hit.

In order to avoid hurting his eyes again, he quickly turned around and found another pair of underwear.

After taking off the old man's underpants, he inevitably saw Liu Lian's thing. He didn't want to look at the man's thing at first, but for some reason, at this moment, his eyes were suddenly out of his control.

Meng Tangxi stared blankly at Liu Lian's thing for a while, and suddenly felt a heat in his nasal cavity, and something gushed out with a "poof".

He stretched out his hand blankly to touch it, and felt the bright red color in his hand again.

He had another nosebleed.

Meng Tangxi was startled, and hurriedly turned around in a panic to find a tissue, but he sadly forgot that the old man's underpants were still hanging on his calf, so the next moment, he slammed his face on the ground with a "bang", and the whole body The person was lying on the ground in a big character shape.

When he got up, he suddenly found that his nosebleeds became more intense.

Liu Lian was boiling hot water when he heard a loud noise next door.

He paused, and his eyes drifted to the next door, but he still remembered that Meng Tangxi was arguing with him now, so he only hesitated for a while, and then continued to boil his hot water.

After drinking a cup of hot water, Liu Lian felt warm in his stomach, and the wind and cold he suffered tonight seemed to have dissipated a lot. Just when he was about to go to bed, his mobile phone suddenly rang a text message.

Liu Lian picked up the phone and saw that the person who sent the text message was his mother.

——Go to xx Hotel for a blind date at [-]:[-] pm this Sunday. Remember to dress formally, just wear the suit I bought for you last time. You look very energetic and handsome in that suit.

He paused, then replied to Mother Liu: I see.

After replying to the text message, Liu Lian lowered his head and sighed inaudibly.

He lowered his eyes to look at the floor, wondering what he was thinking.

Just as he was wandering, his mobile phone rang a text message again.

Liu Lian picked up the phone, he thought it was his mother who forgot to explain something, but when he clicked on the text message, he found that the person who sent the text message was actually Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi: Are you asleep?

Liu Lian is really weird, isn't that bastard Meng Tangxi still quarreling with him?Why did you suddenly take the initiative to care about him?He thought that with that bastard's awkwardness, it would be impossible for him to take the initiative to pull his face down so quickly and come to him to reconcile.

He paused, then replied to Meng Tangxi's text message: already asleep.

Meng Tangxi's text message came again soon——

lie!If you're already asleep who's answering my texts?Are you sleepwalking!

Liu Lian seemed to be able to see Meng Tangxi's hairy look through this text message. He smiled and replied slowly to Meng Tangxi: What's the matter?

After a while, Meng Tangxi reluctantly replied——

I just fell and injured my knee, but I don’t have medicine and bandages at home, and I don’t know where to buy them in the middle of the night. Do you have medicine at home?

Only then did Liu Lian understand why the tsundere little prince Meng Tangxi suddenly lost his face. It turned out that he was injured because of a fall... He does have a family first aid kit at home, although he usually doesn't use it very much.

So he replied to Meng Tangxi: Yes, come here.

Meng Tangxi whimpered and replied: I don't, come here.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: Come here.

Meng Tangxi: Come here!

Liu Lian shrugged: "Forget it if you don't come, just hang out."

Meng Tangxi exploded: I am a patient!I'm injured!Are you going to let me limp past?

Liu Lian paused, and Meng Tangxi sent another text message: And I'm using your body now!If you don't come here, just wait until tomorrow to wake up and hurt you to death!snort!

Liu Lian was a little helpless, so he could only shrug his shoulders and knock on the door of Meng Tangxi's house with the first aid kit.

Meng Tangxi soon came to open the door. He stood at the door with an unhappy face, his eyes wandering around, but he didn't look at Liu Lian.

Knowing that he was still arguing, Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Aren't you going to let me in?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "You don't have to go in, just lend me the first aid kit."

Liu Lian smiled lightly and said, "You asked me to borrow something but you didn't even let me in?"

Meng Tangxi paused, he hesitated for a long time, and then turned to the side, and moved out of a person's position.

"Okay...you come in..."

Seeing Meng Tangxi's reluctance and reluctance, Liu Lian shrugged: "Forget it, since you are so reluctant, then I won't go in. You can take the first-aid kit and return it to me tomorrow." gone."

Meng Tangxi bulged his cheeks, seeing that Liu Lian was really turning around and was about to leave, he suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed Liu Lian's wrist, and pulled him into his home.

Before Liu Lian could react, Meng Tangxi dragged her into his house.

Meng Tangxi pulled Liu Lian into her house aggressively, then sat on the sofa aggressively, put the first aid kit into Liu Lian's hands, then lifted up her pajama trousers, and looked up at Liu Lian.

It was only then that Liu Lian realized that Meng Tangxi had changed into a pair of pajama pants. These pajama pants did look more tasteful than his long johns, but when he saw the symmetrical wound on one side of Meng Tangxi's knee, the corners of his mouth twitched. ...What kind of standard throwing posture is this to get such a serious wound?

"Do you want me to help you treat the wound?" Liu Lian looked down at the first-aid kit that Meng Tangxi stuffed in her hand, she understood immediately, but she couldn't help but flirted with Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi pursed her lips: "This is your own body, of course you are the one who bandages the wound."

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi, but seeing Meng Tangxi looked away guiltily, he smiled secretly in his heart, and squatted in front of Meng Tangxi to treat the wound on his knee.

When treating Meng Tangxi's knee wound, Liu Lian looked up at Meng Tangxi, and saw Meng Tangxi's face turned pale with pain, biting the corner of his mouth. Meng Tangxi is probably the kind of person who is particularly afraid of pain. , It is estimated that even minor injuries and pains from bumps and bumps are unbearable.

When Liu Lian treated Meng Tangxi's wound, Meng Tangxi's face was always turned to the side, and his eyes were fixed on other places, but he dared not look at his own wound.

After Liu Lian treated Meng Tangxi's wound, she saw Meng Tangxi heaved a sigh of relief, with an expression of the rest of his life after a catastrophe.

"Okay," Liu Lian told Meng Tangxi in a warm voice while putting the band-aid on, "Be careful of the wound, keep it clean and dry, and be careful not to get it wet."

Meng Tangxi then turned her head and looked down at the back of Liu Lian's head.

Seeing himself bandaging his own wound, this feeling is very strange, but Meng Tangxi is very clear that the person in front of him is not himself, he is a crippled waste wood with a living ability of level nine, let alone bandaging the wound so skillfully He was so beautiful that he didn't even have the courage to clean his wound with alcohol.

He couldn't help being a little dejected, even if he changed his body, it still brought back his old problem of being afraid of pain.

"Okay, then I'll go back first."

Liu Lian picked up the first aid kit and was about to turn around and go back, but was stopped by Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi stopped Liu Lian, and said with an awkward expression: "...Are you hungry, do you want to eat supper?"

The skill that saved him from being disabled at the tenth level of living ability is his cooking skills. His cooking can barely pass the test...at least he can't eat people to death.

Liu Lian tilted her head: "Aren't you still angry with me?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "I'm indeed still angry with you! I haven't planned to forgive you yet! But every penny counts, because you helped me, so I want to repay you. I am quite clear about my grievances. "

Liu Lian snorted, "So that's how it is..."

"Of course! Don't think that I will forgive you if you help me," Meng Tangxi snorted, "I haven't forgiven you yet, but for the sake of helping me deal with my wound tonight, please do so reluctantly." It's just for supper."

Liu Lian laughed suddenly: "Then I will trouble you."

Meng Tangxi turned and went into the kitchen, and Liu Lian sat down in the living room. He looked around. Although he hadn't been to Meng Tangxi's house for a while, Meng Tangxi's house was not much different from before... …except for a couple of particularly ugly statuettes on the TV stand.

Liu Lian was sure that those statues were not there before, and he didn't look around carefully when he rushed out from here just now. He probably brought these statues back from Meng Tangxi's trip to City A. It's a local product, so ugly, only guys like Meng Tangxi would like it.

Liu Lian has followed Meng Tangxi's Weibo for a long time. He knows that although Meng Tangxi's taste in dressing is normal, he likes some weird things, and the uglier they are, the more he likes them.

But he is also proud of his quirks.

When Meng Tangxi came out with two bowls of hot noodles, he saw Liu Lian staring at his collection, and suddenly became interested: "Do you also think the statues I brought back are beautiful? My friends have always thought they were ugly. I really don’t understand them. They don’t have any artistic skills. These statues are obviously very beautiful! Come on, let me introduce you, this one is called Xiaokong, this one is called Mingbu, and this one is called Mingbu It’s called Yiyi, and this one’s called Laura.”

Liu Lian: "..."

Who would name such an ugly statue? !And it has such a strange name!

But soon, Liu Lian was distracted by the peculiar smell in the air. When he lowered his head, he saw a layer of green coriander floating on the two bowls of noodle soup.

Liu Lian: "..."

Damn, he even forgot that this guy likes coriander.

"You're welcome, eat," Meng Tangxi didn't seem to notice Liu Lian's expression, she lowered her head and started eating, "But I just want to repay your kindness of bandaging, and I didn't forgive you, even if you are me God, I will not forgive you so easily."

Liu Lian had no choice but to push the layer of coriander aside with chopsticks, and only ate the noodles.

Meng Tangxi's cooking skills are neither good nor bad, not delicious but not bad, probably at the level of ordinary single men, strictly speaking, only a little better than instant noodles.

After Liu Lian finished eating, Meng Tangxi had just finished eating, so Liu Lian saw Meng Tangxi raised his head and looked at him eagerly: "How is my cooking?"

Seeing Meng Tangxi's expression begging for praise, Liu Lian praised him against his will: "Not bad."

Meng Tangxi's eyes lit up immediately, but when he saw the untouched coriander left in Liu Lian's bowl, his face was hurt immediately: "Why don't you eat coriander?"

Liu Lian paused: "...Why? Because I don't like coriander."

Meng Tangxi suddenly became unhappy: "The coriander is so delicious, why don't you like coriander?"

Liu Lian paused again: "Do you need a reason for not liking coriander?"

Angrily, Meng Tangxi snatched Liu Lian's bowl, picked up the chopsticks, picked up the coriander and stuffed it into his mouth: "Hmph, good guy who doesn't understand coriander, if you don't eat it, I will eat it!"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and he couldn't bear to remind Meng Tangxi that he had just eaten that bowl, and he had just used those chopsticks. Isn't Meng Tangxi's use equal to indirect kissing... No, what he is using now is Meng Tangxi's body, so at most Meng Tangxi tasted his own saliva.

Wait, no, Meng Tangxi is using his body now... So they should still be kissing indirectly.

After Meng Tangxi finished eating the coriander in Liu Lian's bowl, he burped with satisfaction.

Realizing that he had actually burped in front of his male god, he blushed and stretched out his hand to cover his mouth with embarrassment.

Liu Lian didn't care, just smiled: "Okay, it's late now, I should go back."

Meng Tangxi covered her mouth with both hands and looked at him, before nodding for a long time.

"Then I'm going back."

Liu Lian stood up, turned and went out.

Meng Tangxi also stood up and went out to see off the guests.

Before Meng Tangxi closed the door, Liu Lian smiled at him and said in a low and gentle voice, "...good night."

Meng Tangxi was stunned, and subconsciously replied good night.

The moment the door closed, Liu Lian did not miss Meng Tangxi's slightly flushed face at that moment.

After the door closed, he lowered his head and smiled slightly.

As a person who lives by his voice, he knows how to make full use of the advantages and strengths of a voice. Even if the voice is not his own, he still knows how to turn the voice into his own "weapon".

Meng Tangxi's voice is actually very good, but he himself has never paid much attention to it, and his fans have always only looked at his face and ignored his voice.Even Liu Lian realized that Meng Tangxi's voice was very nice after getting in touch with Meng Tangxi.

Liu Lian felt as if she had discovered a natural treasure house that had never been opened and excavated.

As a singer, he is also a voice controler. He can't wait to try the feeling of "opening the treasure house and digging the treasure house". It's like watching a piece of white paper turn colorful in his hands. It's interesting.

Liu Lian returned to her home humming a song, feeling pretty good.

After the door closed, Meng Tangxi stood at the door in a daze for a while.

...What happened just now?

Why did he clearly look at his face and listen to his voice just now, but the moment Liu Lian smiled and said "good night" to him, his heart beat instantly faster?

Could it be that……

Could it be that……

Could it be that……

Could it be that……

He fell in love with himself? !

When this thought flashed through Meng Tangxi's brain like lightning, he suddenly felt bad.

After a while, he covered his slightly hot face and sighed deeply——

Being handsome is really a sweet burden, even when he was looking at himself from the perspective of a bystander, he couldn't help but look at his handsome face and his heart beat faster.

I don't know how the people and friends around him can't help but look at his face every day. It must be a very difficult thing for them, right?

Meng Tangxi sighed deeply, it turns out that being handsome is sometimes a kind of trouble.

If being handsome is a sin, then he is a sinner!

Meng Tangxi sighed her sins while turning around to brush her teeth and wash her face.

Halfway through brushing his teeth, he looked at Liu Lian's face in the mirror, and suddenly realized a problem——

Wait, he is using Liu Lian's body now, and the toothbrush he used to brush his teeth is the one he used before. Isn't this situation equivalent to two people kissing indirectly? !

Realizing this problem, Meng Tangxi suddenly felt bad.

Indirect kissing!

Indirect kissing!

Indirect kissing!

The first kiss he had kept for 22 years and wanted to leave for his future wife, was lost in such an inexplicable way!

and many more!

wrong!

It seemed that earlier, his first kiss had been lost!

Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the toothbrush in his mouth, looking at the face in the mirror that didn't belong to him, and suddenly wanted to cry without tears.