What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Before dawn the next morning, Liu Lian was woken up by Meng Tangxi's knock on the door.

He got up from the bed with a low head, and went to open the door for Meng Tangxi with a dark face.

Outside the door, Meng Tangxi was dressed in a coquettish bag, as coquettish as a male model on the cover of a fashion magazine. Liu Lian looked him from head to toe, and his tone was full of depression: "Are you going on a blind date?"

Meng Tangxi supported the door frame with one hand, and supported the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose with the other: "Of course you are going on a blind date. I'm just here to help you refer to what to wear."

Liu Lian looked at the sunglasses on the bridge of Meng Tangxi's nose, and continued to speak in a low tone: "Are you sure you're just here to help me with what to wear? ... still wearing sunglasses?"

Only then did Meng Tangxi take off her sunglasses: "I'm afraid you'll lose the chain, so I plan to go with you, but I'm still half an Internet celebrity, so I naturally have to keep a low profile in order not to be recognized by Mi Fensi."

Liu Lian was speechless for a moment, and after a while he slowly opened his mouth: "Are you sure you will become more low-key after wearing sunglasses instead of more high-key?"

Meng Tangxi sighed: "I also know that no matter how much I pretend, I can't hide my handsomeness. Who made my mother make me so handsome?"

Liu Lian was about to close the door with a backhand, but was stopped by Meng Tangxi swiftly. While blocking Liu Lian from closing the door, he squeezed in with half his body. Liu Lian struggled a bit, but after all, he was not as strong as Meng Tangxi, and was finally caught. Meng Tangxi managed to squeeze in.

Meng Tangxi gasped and was afraid: "Fortunately, my handsome face was not caught, otherwise my Mi Fensi would be so sad."

Liu Lian: "...Then don't force your way in!"

"I'm doing this for you," Meng Tangxi said with a serious face. "Today is the most important day in your life. As your friend and neighbor, how can I not help you?"

Liu Lian glanced at him silently, then turned and went back to the room.

"where are you going?"

Meng Tangxi was taken aback.

Liu Lian dragged his tone and said lazily: "Go back to the room and sleep."

"No, that won't be enough time," Meng Tangxi grabbed Liu Lian's wrist, "From now on, we need to dress up and choose clothes!"

Liu Lian pulled her face: "But I want to sleep."

But Meng Tangxi said with a righteous face: "You can sleep every day when you sleep, blind date is more important!"

Liu Lian was almost laughed at by the emperor who was not in a hurry and the eunuch was in a hurry. He turned his head and glanced at Meng Tangxi, and said in a slightly low and hoarse voice, "I want to sleep, let me sleep, okay?"

Meng Tangxi was instantly numb from the familiar voice, and subconsciously relaxed.

Liu Lian took the opportunity to break free from Meng Tangxi's hand, turned around decisively and went back to the room, and then slammed the door behind her.

After a long time, Meng Tangxi came back to his senses. He swallowed with difficulty, his heart and mind still echoed Liu Lian's small tone just now... Stop, stop, stop!Can't continue to think about it!

He swallowed again, and finally rushed into the bathroom to wash his face with cold water.

When Meng Tangxi came back from the bathroom after washing his face, the door of Liu Lian's room was already closed. He wanted to go up and knock on the door, but when he remembered Liu Lian's words just now, he suddenly felt so guilty that he didn't dare to go forward.

But at this time in the room, Liu Lian, who put on the sound-proof earplugs, quickly fell asleep.

When Liu Lian woke up naturally, the sky was already bright.

He lazily got up from the bed, stretched lazily, and was about to wash up. When he opened the door of the room, he saw Meng Tangxi sitting on the sofa in the living room, with a serious face and a wandering mind. looking at tv screen.

Liu Lian went to the living room and saw that Meng Tangxi was watching TV on mute. When he saw the content on the TV screen clearly, the corner of his mouth twitched.

It wasn't until Liu Lian came to the front that Meng Tangxi seemed to realize that Liu Lian had gotten up, and quickly smiled at Liu Lian: "Morning, good morning, you're awake."

Liu Lian took her gaze back from the TV, and looked at Meng Tangxi with a strange look: "I never thought you would like to watch this kind of program, or do you have this kind of trouble?"

Meng Tangxi was stunned for a while, "Huh?" He turned to look at the TV screen, only to find that there was an interview with an expert on common gynecological diseases on the TV: "..."

Liu Lian reached out and patted Meng Tangxi's shoulder: "Don't worry, I won't tell others your little secret, but if you are sick, you must go to the doctor. Don't shy away from the doctor. You must cooperate with the treatment and actively take medicine. Don't give up on treatment."

Meng Tangxi came to his senses, and quickly denied it with a blushing face: "I don't have that kind of disease! I'm a man! A pure man!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Oh, so you just like to watch this kind of program? I can't see that you have such a hobby."

"No! How is this possible!" Meng Tangxi kept denying, but his heart was very bitter. If someone else had ridiculed him like this, he would have refuted the other party a long time ago, but since Liu Lian was discovered by Meng Tangxi After that, she stopped making fake voices, and every time she heard Liu Lian's voice, Meng Tangxi lost all temper.

Facing the voice of her male god, Meng Tangxi really didn't dare to show any temper.

"Okay, I'm going to wash up first."

After molesting Meng Tangxi, Liu Lian slapped her butt and left, leaving Meng Tangxi alone on the sofa struggling weakly: "...I really don't like watching interviews with gynecologists..."

However, no one responded, and there was only an echo in the living room.

After washing, Liu Lian went to the living room and said to Meng Tangxi, "Didn't you say you want to help me refer to what to wear? Come to my room first and have a look."

Although Meng Tangxi questioned the taste of Liu Lian's wardrobe a little bit, but hearing Liu Lian's voice, he couldn't resist, so he could only silently follow Liu Lian into Liu Lian's room.

Liu Lian opened the closet and asked Meng Tangxi to pick out one by one.

Meng Tangxi despises one after seeing it.

"This color is too earthy, it was not popular hundreds of years ago."

"It's such an ugly pattern, even if you give me 100 yuan, I won't wear it."

"Do you have anything else in your closet besides plaid shirts and plaid shirts?"

……

In the end, he concluded his statement: "It's simply a straight man's aesthetic!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi picked through Liu Lian's closet for a long time, and finally picked out a white shirt. He took the white shirt and gestured to Liu Lian: "White shirts can never go wrong. But isn’t it too standard?”

Liu Lian couldn't bear the fact that Meng Tangxi had to spend a long time picking out a dress, so he grabbed the white shirt and said, "That's the one."

Meng Tangxi was a little hesitant: "But it seems too ordinary..."

Liu Lian said blankly, "That's all."

"Okay," Meng Tangxi had no choice but to turn around and continue to help Liu Lian pick out his trousers, "What should a white shirt go with? Although white shirts and jeans are a classic pairing, they seem too common."

"Ordinary is ordinary," Liu Lian snatched the jeans that Meng Tangxi picked up, "It's such a happy decision."

Meng Tangxi disagreed a bit: "You are too casual, blind date is a very serious matter."

Liu Lian could only repeat the old trick again, and said in a slightly deep voice, "But I like to dress like this..."

Meng Tangxi was once again made all over by Liu Lian's small tone, and suddenly he was a little lost: "Actually, it should look good in this way..."

When Liu Lian came out after changing into a white shirt and jeans, Meng Tangxi froze for a moment.

Liu Lian usually stays at home all day long, either in pajamas or loose home clothes. He is used to Liu Lian's casual look, but suddenly he is not used to Liu Lian's crisp and clean appearance in a white shirt and jeans .

Liu Lian, who was wearing a white shirt and jeans, looked crisp and clean, except that her bangs were too long because she hadn't done it for a while, covering her eyes.

Meng Tangxi was a little dissatisfied immediately, and pulled Liu Lian over to help him cut his bangs.

Although Liu Lian didn't pay much attention to her hairstyle, but seeing Meng Tangxi gesticulating in the air with scissors, she couldn't help but ask, "Are you sure you're ok?" How is he going to meet people this afternoon?

"Don't worry," Meng Tangxi snorted, "I often cut my own bangs, and I'm pretty good at it."

Liu Lian was still a little worried, but Meng Tangxi had already pushed him down on the stool and told him to close his eyes.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, and finally closed his eyes in resignation.

Meng Tangxi originally asked Liu Lian to close his eyes to avoid the broken hair falling into them, but when he saw Liu Lian's eyelashes trembling slightly when he closed his eyes, his heart suddenly trembled slightly.

When his eyes fell on the corner of Liu Lian's slightly pursed mouth, he couldn't help swallowing again.

"Hasn't it started yet?"

After waiting for a long time, there was no movement, and Liu Lian, who had kept her eyes closed, couldn't help but urge her.

Meng Tangxi woke up like a dream: "Yes, the preparations have begun. I was just thinking about how to start."

"Are you really good? If you can't, forget it."

As a man, the most unbearable thing is being told "no".

...not in any sense.

Meng Tangxi didn't hesitate anymore, and started cutting directly.

Liu Lian felt the ice-cold scissors against his forehead, and then his broken hair began to fall out little by little...

"All right."

With the last scissors down, Meng Tangxi nodded in satisfaction.

Liu Lian opened his eyes and was about to look for a mirror to take a picture when he saw Meng Tangxi take out a small mirror from his pocket and put it in front of his eyes.

"You still carry a mirror with you?" Liu Lian couldn't help but the corners of his mouth twitched, but he hadn't seen himself so clean and fresh for a long time, so he couldn't help but stare at himself in the mirror twice.

"Of course, I want to be at my best all the time," Meng Tangxi said triumphantly, "I'm a handsome guy with 360 degrees and no dead ends."

Liu Lian: "..."

"How is it? My technique is not bad, right?"

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's bangs, and the more he looked at them, the more satisfied he became.

Liu Lian smiled faintly, "I'll give you 99 points, one point less is for fear of your pride."

At this time, Liu Lian has changed completely, from a lazy nerd to a refreshing young man. Generally, boys only need to tidy up a little, and they will not be too ugly. Ordinary, but the facial features are fairly correct.

Liu Lian looked at himself in the mirror, and suddenly felt that he could barely be considered a handsome guy...as long as Meng Tangxi wasn't standing next to him.

Of course, no matter who Meng Tangxi stood beside, he would definitely compare that person to being extremely bleak and mediocre.

Meng Tangxi watched Liu Lian tidy up, the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he was, and the more he looked at it, the more pleasing to the eye.

But when he remembered that Liu Lian had cleaned up so neatly just to go on a blind date, for some reason, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

Obviously he was the one who desperately urged Liu Lian to dress up well, but now seeing Liu Lian's neatly dressed appearance, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

After looking in the mirror, Liu Lian turned to Meng Tangxi and asked, "...how is it?"

Only then did Meng Tangxi come back to his senses. He tried his best to ignore the strange feeling in his heart, and pretended to speak normally: "Barely, but I'm one-tenth as handsome as me."