What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?
Chapter 14 Hehehehehe
Liu Lian paused, but he quickly realized that last night he seemed to have had a dream with Meng Tangxi's body, and then he seemed to be high in the dream...
He was silent for a moment, looked at Meng Tangxi who had a blank expression, and said in a pitiful tone: "...Did you wet the bed?"
"That's not it!" Meng Tangxi was too embarrassed at first. After all, he has always regarded himself as a straight man, and he actually had a wet dream while sharing the bed with a man. This is really too bad, but compared to bedwetting , obviously the latter is worse, "I am so old! How can I still wet the bed! I just have a wet dream!"
As soon as his words fell, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly fell into suspicious silence.
Meng Tangxi hurriedly tried to make amends: "Although I had the nocturnal emission while sleeping with you, it definitely doesn't mean that I have any unreasonable thoughts about you!"
Liu Lian let out a prolonged "Oh", and nodded, "It's nothing, this kind of thing is normal, I understand."
"Yes, this kind of thing is normal!" Meng Tangxi nodded vigorously, "I'm a straight man, how could I have feelings for a man! Last night was purely a coincidence, I just happened to have a wet dream, and you happened to be sleeping next to me , it’s not because you slept next to me that I have nocturnal emission!”
Liu Lian always felt that Meng Tangxi seemed to be getting darker and darker, but seeing Meng Tangxi's face about to explode, he couldn't molested Meng Tangxi anymore, so he nodded in agreement: "Yes, it's purely a coincidence, I believe you. "
"Well! I'm a straight man!" Meng Tangxi raised his head, looked at Liu Lian with bright eyes, and said firmly, "How could it be possible to have feelings for a man!"
The corners of Liu Lian's mouth twitched slightly, but seeing Meng Tangxi's bright eyes, he could only nod perfunctorily.
After washing up, Liu Lian borrowed Meng Tangxi's mobile phone to call someone to unlock the door.
After he finished making the phone call, Meng Tangxi also came out of the bathroom after washing, and was taken aback for a moment.
I have to say that although Meng Tangxi's personality is a little bit two, but his looks and dressing taste are really nothing to say, his facial features are impeccable, and his seemingly random clothes can be featured in many fashion magazines. of male models.
Even Liu Lian was a little dazed looking at Meng Tangxi like this, but he soon came to his senses, but had to lower his head and take a sip of water to hide the shock in his heart... It's no wonder he made a fuss. Meng Tangxi is so dazzling that he is completely worthy of the word "male god".
Even his heart, which had been silent for a long time, was agitated by Meng Tangxi's handsomeness.
But as soon as Meng Tangxi opened his mouth, the masculine aura disappeared immediately: "Hey, I'm dressed handsomely today, do you~ fall in love with me~" He picked up a mirror that could be used as a mirror while humming a song The things in the east and the west are illuminated, and the shadows are self-pitying.
Liu Lian: "..."
Sure enough, he was handsome for only three seconds, and he ruined everything with his mouth.
Meng Tangxi looked in the mirror and sighed from the bottom of her heart: "I am so handsome today, if I were gay, I would definitely fall in love with myself."
Liu Lian: "..."
"By the way," Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian and posed him, "What do you think of me today?"
Liu Lian took a sip of water and said calmly, "It's okay."
"Didn't everyone say that gays have good taste? Can you show me your gay aesthetics? Is there anything that can be improved?" Meng Tangxi posed again and smiled slightly at Liu Lian.
Meng Tangxi really deserves to be a cosplayer who often shoots movies. He has a professional aura in any pose. Liu Lian raised his eyes and glanced at him: "As you are now, I think it's pretty good."
"Actually, I also think I'm handsome enough now." Meng Tangxi reached out and stroked his hair, with an intoxicated expression of "Why am I so handsome~", "Then it's such a happy decision!"
Liu Lian was silent for a moment, and then asked with a slight twitch, "Are you planning to go out? A date?"
Seeing Meng Tangxi dressed so coquettishly today, she looked like a real peacock eager to open its tail immediately, Liu Lian couldn't help but wonder if Meng Tangxi really wanted to go out on a date?
Meng Tangxi nodded: "I want to go out, but it's not a date. I plan to go to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities."
"...You went to a supermarket and dressed up?"
"When you go out, of course you have to be in your best condition anytime, anywhere," Meng Tangxi snorted, "Especially for a handsome guy like me, let alone go shopping in the supermarket, even if I just go downstairs to buy breakfast, I want 360 degrees There are no dead ends.”
Liu Lian was silent for a while: "...Come on."
"The one who opened the lock hasn't come yet?" Meng Tangxi felt guilty for a while, remembering the bad things she did last night.
"I guess it will take a while," Liu Lian looked up at the phone, "If you are in a hurry to go out, I can wait at the door."
Meng Tangxi frowned: "No need, you just wait at my house."
Liu Lian smiled: "Aren't you afraid that my hands and feet are not clean?"
Meng Tangxi shook her head: "I can see that you are not that kind of person, so you can wait at my house. If you are bored, you can go to my room and play on the computer for a while."
Meng Tangxi went out soon.
Seeing that Meng Tangxi was gone, Liu Lian stood up and walked around Meng Tangxi's house.
Meng Tangxi had just moved in, and the house was still in a mess. Liu Lian had nothing to do, so he helped Meng Tangxi clean up the house. After cleaning the house, he walked into Meng Tangxi's room, thinking that he would help Meng Tangxi Meng Tangxi cleaned up the room.
Although Liu Lian had slept in Meng Tangxi's room last night, he hadn't had time to look carefully at the layout of the room. Now that he took a closer look, he found that Meng Tangxi's taste was really good, whether it was curtains or curtains. The big pieces of pillows and sheets, as well as some small decorations on the bookcase and computer desk, all looked quite tasteful, completely different from the simple and uninteresting decorations in his room.
But what caught Liu Lian's attention the most were some bottles and jars on Meng Tangxi's table. He picked them up and saw that they were all men's skin care products such as facial masks, facial cleansers, and moisturizing milk, and some of them looked special. High-end atmospheric and high-grade perfume.
Not to mention Liu Lian used these things, he had never even seen them, and he had only used "sixgod" in his life.
Liu Lian: "..."
He couldn't help but began to doubt Meng Tangxi's straight man setting.
As a boy who hadn't even used men's facial cleanser, he couldn't help but start to doubt his own homosexuality.
Just when Liu Lian wondered whether he and Meng Tangxi had exchanged character settings, he suddenly saw a piece of paper dropped on the floor with sharp eyes, and bent down to pick it up.
This is a piece of sticky note, with the word "password" written in cursive words on the top, probably written down by Meng Tangxi after applying for an account on some website to prevent forgetting.
...How could such an important thing be thrown away?
Just when Liu Lian was slandering and wanted to put the note back on Meng Tangxi's desk, she accidentally spotted something——
Weibo account: Mantianxing
Password: XXX
Reader Account: Mango Sweetheart
Password: XXX
B station account: coriander durian
Password: XXX
Online game account: Mantianxing
Password: XXX
……
Liu Lian: "..."
Something seems wrong.
and many more……
Isn't Mango Sweetheart a local rich reader who often spends a lot of money on the fleeting time?
Isn’t coriander durian a fan who often posts dirty and unsightly comments on the durian Melaleuca video?
Isn't Mantianxing the teaser who chased him every "lady" in "Jianghu"!
These are actually the same person? !
He was silent for a moment, looked at Meng Tangxi who had a blank expression, and said in a pitiful tone: "...Did you wet the bed?"
"That's not it!" Meng Tangxi was too embarrassed at first. After all, he has always regarded himself as a straight man, and he actually had a wet dream while sharing the bed with a man. This is really too bad, but compared to bedwetting , obviously the latter is worse, "I am so old! How can I still wet the bed! I just have a wet dream!"
As soon as his words fell, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly fell into suspicious silence.
Meng Tangxi hurriedly tried to make amends: "Although I had the nocturnal emission while sleeping with you, it definitely doesn't mean that I have any unreasonable thoughts about you!"
Liu Lian let out a prolonged "Oh", and nodded, "It's nothing, this kind of thing is normal, I understand."
"Yes, this kind of thing is normal!" Meng Tangxi nodded vigorously, "I'm a straight man, how could I have feelings for a man! Last night was purely a coincidence, I just happened to have a wet dream, and you happened to be sleeping next to me , it’s not because you slept next to me that I have nocturnal emission!”
Liu Lian always felt that Meng Tangxi seemed to be getting darker and darker, but seeing Meng Tangxi's face about to explode, he couldn't molested Meng Tangxi anymore, so he nodded in agreement: "Yes, it's purely a coincidence, I believe you. "
"Well! I'm a straight man!" Meng Tangxi raised his head, looked at Liu Lian with bright eyes, and said firmly, "How could it be possible to have feelings for a man!"
The corners of Liu Lian's mouth twitched slightly, but seeing Meng Tangxi's bright eyes, he could only nod perfunctorily.
After washing up, Liu Lian borrowed Meng Tangxi's mobile phone to call someone to unlock the door.
After he finished making the phone call, Meng Tangxi also came out of the bathroom after washing, and was taken aback for a moment.
I have to say that although Meng Tangxi's personality is a little bit two, but his looks and dressing taste are really nothing to say, his facial features are impeccable, and his seemingly random clothes can be featured in many fashion magazines. of male models.
Even Liu Lian was a little dazed looking at Meng Tangxi like this, but he soon came to his senses, but had to lower his head and take a sip of water to hide the shock in his heart... It's no wonder he made a fuss. Meng Tangxi is so dazzling that he is completely worthy of the word "male god".
Even his heart, which had been silent for a long time, was agitated by Meng Tangxi's handsomeness.
But as soon as Meng Tangxi opened his mouth, the masculine aura disappeared immediately: "Hey, I'm dressed handsomely today, do you~ fall in love with me~" He picked up a mirror that could be used as a mirror while humming a song The things in the east and the west are illuminated, and the shadows are self-pitying.
Liu Lian: "..."
Sure enough, he was handsome for only three seconds, and he ruined everything with his mouth.
Meng Tangxi looked in the mirror and sighed from the bottom of her heart: "I am so handsome today, if I were gay, I would definitely fall in love with myself."
Liu Lian: "..."
"By the way," Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian and posed him, "What do you think of me today?"
Liu Lian took a sip of water and said calmly, "It's okay."
"Didn't everyone say that gays have good taste? Can you show me your gay aesthetics? Is there anything that can be improved?" Meng Tangxi posed again and smiled slightly at Liu Lian.
Meng Tangxi really deserves to be a cosplayer who often shoots movies. He has a professional aura in any pose. Liu Lian raised his eyes and glanced at him: "As you are now, I think it's pretty good."
"Actually, I also think I'm handsome enough now." Meng Tangxi reached out and stroked his hair, with an intoxicated expression of "Why am I so handsome~", "Then it's such a happy decision!"
Liu Lian was silent for a moment, and then asked with a slight twitch, "Are you planning to go out? A date?"
Seeing Meng Tangxi dressed so coquettishly today, she looked like a real peacock eager to open its tail immediately, Liu Lian couldn't help but wonder if Meng Tangxi really wanted to go out on a date?
Meng Tangxi nodded: "I want to go out, but it's not a date. I plan to go to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities."
"...You went to a supermarket and dressed up?"
"When you go out, of course you have to be in your best condition anytime, anywhere," Meng Tangxi snorted, "Especially for a handsome guy like me, let alone go shopping in the supermarket, even if I just go downstairs to buy breakfast, I want 360 degrees There are no dead ends.”
Liu Lian was silent for a while: "...Come on."
"The one who opened the lock hasn't come yet?" Meng Tangxi felt guilty for a while, remembering the bad things she did last night.
"I guess it will take a while," Liu Lian looked up at the phone, "If you are in a hurry to go out, I can wait at the door."
Meng Tangxi frowned: "No need, you just wait at my house."
Liu Lian smiled: "Aren't you afraid that my hands and feet are not clean?"
Meng Tangxi shook her head: "I can see that you are not that kind of person, so you can wait at my house. If you are bored, you can go to my room and play on the computer for a while."
Meng Tangxi went out soon.
Seeing that Meng Tangxi was gone, Liu Lian stood up and walked around Meng Tangxi's house.
Meng Tangxi had just moved in, and the house was still in a mess. Liu Lian had nothing to do, so he helped Meng Tangxi clean up the house. After cleaning the house, he walked into Meng Tangxi's room, thinking that he would help Meng Tangxi Meng Tangxi cleaned up the room.
Although Liu Lian had slept in Meng Tangxi's room last night, he hadn't had time to look carefully at the layout of the room. Now that he took a closer look, he found that Meng Tangxi's taste was really good, whether it was curtains or curtains. The big pieces of pillows and sheets, as well as some small decorations on the bookcase and computer desk, all looked quite tasteful, completely different from the simple and uninteresting decorations in his room.
But what caught Liu Lian's attention the most were some bottles and jars on Meng Tangxi's table. He picked them up and saw that they were all men's skin care products such as facial masks, facial cleansers, and moisturizing milk, and some of them looked special. High-end atmospheric and high-grade perfume.
Not to mention Liu Lian used these things, he had never even seen them, and he had only used "sixgod" in his life.
Liu Lian: "..."
He couldn't help but began to doubt Meng Tangxi's straight man setting.
As a boy who hadn't even used men's facial cleanser, he couldn't help but start to doubt his own homosexuality.
Just when Liu Lian wondered whether he and Meng Tangxi had exchanged character settings, he suddenly saw a piece of paper dropped on the floor with sharp eyes, and bent down to pick it up.
This is a piece of sticky note, with the word "password" written in cursive words on the top, probably written down by Meng Tangxi after applying for an account on some website to prevent forgetting.
...How could such an important thing be thrown away?
Just when Liu Lian was slandering and wanted to put the note back on Meng Tangxi's desk, she accidentally spotted something——
Weibo account: Mantianxing
Password: XXX
Reader Account: Mango Sweetheart
Password: XXX
B station account: coriander durian
Password: XXX
Online game account: Mantianxing
Password: XXX
……
Liu Lian: "..."
Something seems wrong.
and many more……
Isn't Mango Sweetheart a local rich reader who often spends a lot of money on the fleeting time?
Isn’t coriander durian a fan who often posts dirty and unsightly comments on the durian Melaleuca video?
Isn't Mantianxing the teaser who chased him every "lady" in "Jianghu"!
These are actually the same person? !
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