What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Although Liu Lian had already vaguely anticipated this incident, when he knew the truth, he was still very shocked and had complicated emotions.

After being shocked, Liu Lian was a little dumbfounded. It was okay to like to read Tanmei novels. There is no rule that straight men can’t read Tanmei novels.

But do straight guys post "I want to fuck you" or "I want to get inside your body" on a guy's video?Do straight guys jerk off to a man's voice?Will a straight man say "I want to adopt you" in the comment section of a male author's novel?Will a straight man spend a lot of money in a game for a ladyboy who has the same name as the guy he likes?

Today's straight men can really play, Liu Lian said that he really doesn't understand the current straight men's thinking.

Liu Lian silently put the note back on Meng Tangxi's table, and pressed the note with a bottle of men's perfume to prevent the wind from blowing the note away. It couldn't be more considerate.

Not long after, the unlocker came to the door.

Finally able to enter the door, Liu Lian breathed a sigh of relief, and rolled on the sofa, feeling that his own home was still comfortable.

After lying on the sofa for a while, he found his mobile phone, casually checked the text messages and mailboxes, and then started to browse Weibo.

Because Liu Lian didn't pay attention to many people, he quickly finished scrolling. There was no big news in the past two days. The only news was that Meng Tangxi was visiting the supermarket now.

Although he has known for a long time that Meng Tangxi is narcissistic, there are not many people who are so narcissistic when they go to a supermarket and want to take a selfie with Jiugongge and post on Weibo... He can't control himself while spurning Meng Tangxi's narcissism clicked the big picture with his hand.

Compared with ordinary people who have to find a 360-degree angle when posting a selfie, stare, cover their nose and purse their mouths to make all kinds of mischief, and have to slap a slap in the face before posting, Meng Tangxi's selfie is obviously more natural, and he looks into the camera generously Standing with a sunny and bright smile, the whole person is handsome and refreshing, just like the campus male god they had a crush on in every girl's memory.

Meng Tangxi's selfie can't see the traces of P pictures at all. Of course, he doesn't need PS at all because of his appearance.

Liu Lian once observed Meng Tangxi's face at a close distance. Meng Tangxi's skin is very good, smooth and delicate. To use a clichéd analogy, it is like an egg that has just been peeled. It's because of the expensive skin care products, after all, he's just a rough guy who doesn't understand these things at all.

He stared at those photos fixedly, feeling his heart beat twice faster than before. There was no way, even though he already knew Meng Tangxi's true nature, Meng Tangxi's face was too deceptive.

Liu Lian's fingertips stayed on the Weibo of Mantianxing for a long time, and finally saved all the nine photos.

One is born, the second is cooked.

When Liu Lian found out that he and Meng Tangxi had switched bodies again, he was already very calm.

He calmly turned off the shower head that was still spraying water, then calmly put on the scarf, and calmly thought about what went wrong.

Summarizing the experience of the previous two nights, he found that every time he and Meng Tangxi switched bodies, he was bending over to pick up things, the first time he was bending down to pick up underwear, the second time he was bending down to pick up soap , So he had a speculation that this incident might have been caused by his action of bending over to pick up something, so today he has been avoiding dropping things and bending over to pick up things.

Yet even though he didn't pick up the thing, the body swap happened.

Liu Lian calmly ruled out the guess that "the body swap was caused by him picking up something", then calmly turned around and opened the door for Meng Tangxi who was standing outside and knocking on the door.

Compared to Liu Lian's calmness, Meng Tangxi's expression was terrified.

Liu Lian turned around to let Meng Tangxi in, calmly comforting him: "Calm down, first time familiar, second time familiar, you should learn to get used to it, come on, take a deep breath..."

Meng Tangxi took a deep breath, and then he yelled in horror again: "I can't calm down!"

"It's not the first time, why are you making such a fuss?" Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, turned around and poured a glass of water for Meng Tangxi, "You should have gotten used to it by now."

Meng Tangxi subconsciously took the water that Liu Lian handed over, and without even looking at it, he handed it to his mouth and drank it hastily.

After a while, he finally calmed down, and then remembered what he was going to say, and said to Liu Lian eagerly, "I just discovered a very extraordinary thing!"

Liu Lian paused: "What's the matter?"

Meng Tangxi panicked: "I found out! Our body swap has something to do with my penis!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Seeing Liu Lian's expression of "Are you kidding me?", Meng Tangxi hurriedly explained: "I mean it, I'm not kidding! The first time I switched bodies with you, just now I just finished masturbating once, when I exchanged bodies with you for the second time, I was about to rub my dick, just now..."

Meng Tangxi suddenly realized that she said something that shouldn't be said, and quickly stopped: "Ahem, it's almost the same just now, anyway, I have summed up a rule, as soon as I touch my penis, we will switch bodies! "

He coughed twice, his face flushed.

Liu Lian took a sip of water to calm down, and after a while he said, "Is what you said true?"

"Of course it's true! Why would I lie to you!" Meng Tangxi snorted, "...This kind of thing is so embarrassing, would I make fun of it?"

Liu Lian nodded: "It makes sense."

"In short," Meng Tangxi couldn't help showing a very clever expression triumphantly, "There is only one truth, and it must be like this!"

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi's embarrassing expression of "I'm simply a detective!", and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, but ruled out all the impossible answers, and the remaining ones, no matter how unbelievable, were still true.

"So," Liu Lian rubbed his chin, "in order to prevent us from exchanging bodies in the future, you'd better not masturbate in the future."

Meng Tangxi: "...!!!"

Meng Tangxi was stunned for a minute, with tears on his face: "This is impossible! You can't be so cruel to me!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, and said lightly, "Do you really want to masturbate? Just find a girlfriend."

Meng Tangxi's face immediately flushed red: "I'm not such a casual person! I'm against premarital sex! I want to save my virginity until the wedding night!"

Liu Lian: "...Poof."

Meng Tangxi not only blushed, but her earlobes were also bright red: "In short, I am not such a casual person!"

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi with an expression of "you're fucking kidding me", and couldn't help complaining in her heart, you post dirty jokes on other people's videos and masturbate while listening to other people's voices...you Are you sure you are really this innocent boy? !

But of course Liu Lian couldn't reveal that he already knew about Meng Tangxi's vest, because that would also expose himself, so even though he was holding back a lot of complaints in his heart, he still said without changing his face: "Why don't you go buy an inflatable vest? baby?"

Meng Tangxi hesitated for a moment: "It seems that I can think about it... But I suddenly thought of something just now!"

"What's the matter?" In order to keep calm, Liu Lian took another sip of water, but tonight's excitement was too much, he felt that no matter what Meng Tangxi said next, he would not be surprised.

"I was thinking just now that since I masturbated my dick, I would switch bodies with you," Meng Tangxi said with a serious look in his eyes, "If I masturbated my dick again, would we switch back?" ?”

Liu Lian almost choked on the water in his mouth, wait, now Meng Tangxi has switched bodies with him, so if Meng Tangxi wants to lick his own, wouldn't it be...

"So, you take off your pants and let me try it!"