What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Meng Tangxi: "...not trigonometric functions."

Liu Lian's expression remained unchanged: "Oh, I don't know."

Meng Tangxi's expression was a little surprised: "You don't know cosplay? Don't you usually go online?"

Liu Lian said calmly, "Of course, I usually go online to read the news."

Meng Tangxi obviously couldn't understand: "What age is it now, you can only read news online, are you really a young man of this era?"

Liu Lian smiled lightly and said nothing.

"Forget it, you can choose a pair of pajamas first." Meng Tangxi also knew that the Dimensional Wall cannot be easily broken, so she shrugged and turned around to continue picking through his wardrobe, "...and underwear."

The pajamas in Meng Tangxi's closet were dazzling, and Liu Lian was dazzled by the sight, so he picked one at random. The underwear in Meng Tangxi's drawer was even more innumerable. One style of underwear actually had seven colors, except for a few stacks. In addition to the same underwear that can last a month, there are more than a dozen boxes of unopened underwear on the side.

Liu Lian took a pair of underwear casually, and was about to go back to the bathroom to change into pajamas, but was stopped by Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian, and widened her eyes: "What are you doing?"

Liu Lian pointed to the bathroom, then to the pajamas: "Go into the bathroom and change into pajamas."

Meng Tangxi pursed her lips: "Just change it here."

Liu Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why do you change here? I'm not used to changing clothes in front of others."

"You're using my body now," Meng Tangxi snorted softly, "Is there something on my body that I haven't seen before? I'm so handsome, what if you can't control what you want to do to my body?" .”

Liu Lian couldn't laugh or cry, but because of Meng Tangxi's insistence, he could only change into pajamas in front of Meng Tangxi, but when he was about to put on his underwear, Meng Tangxi stopped him again.

Meng Tangxi frowned: "Let me do it while wearing underwear, what if you accidentally touch my baby."

Liu Lian was powerless to complain, so he simply sat on the head of the bed and asked Meng Tangxi to help him put on his underwear, lifting one foot first, then the other...

"Close your eyes and don't look."

Liu Lian shrugged and closed his eyes.

He felt Meng Tangxi lift up his underwear, and then his butt was covered by the underwear, and then a hand came in to help him adjust the position of the bird.

Liu Lian: "..."

Even though he is not using his own body now, this awkwardness still lingers, and when he thinks that Meng Tangxi is using his hands, the awkwardness in his heart becomes even stronger.

After finally changing into his pajamas and pajamas, he was heaving a sigh of relief when he heard Meng Tangxi say to him, "Now help me put on my underwear."

Liu Lian was very helpless: "That's okay, I don't mind this."

"You don't mind, I do," Meng Tangxi snorted softly, "I don't want to touch a man's."

Disliked, Liu Lian silently bent down to help Meng Tangxi put on her underwear, and the courteous one also helped Meng Tangxi adjust the contents of her underwear.

Meng Tangxi immediately took a big step back: "You, you, what are you doing!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows and said calmly, "I'm touching my own things, why are you reacting so violently?"

Meng Tangxi thought about it, she was right, Liu Lian was touching Liu Lian's own, not his, why was he so excited?

Before going to bed, Meng Tangxi once again placed two pillows between the two of them, dividing the [-]th line.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's vigilance, Liu Lian couldn't help laughing: "Since you are so afraid of what I will do to you, why don't I sleep in the next room." The houses in this community are all three bedrooms and two living rooms, although Meng Tangxi said that he has a room for cosplay clothes, so there should be another room vacant.

"I just moved in, and the other rooms haven't been tidied yet..."

"Then I'll sleep on the floor, lay a few layers of newspapers on the floor, and put a layer of sheets on it."

"It's winter now, what if you catch a cold? You are using my body now." Meng Tangxi frowned and snorted, "If I catch a cold, it will be very troublesome."

Liu Lian shrugged: "Okay, I will take good care of your body."

The two lay down side by side with two pillows between them.

The atmosphere was very silent.

Liu Lian looked up at the ceiling, thinking silently, with Meng Tangxi's strange sleeping posture, it seemed that he was going to sleep with his arms around Meng Tangxi again tonight.

After a while, Meng Tangxi, who was sleeping on his side with his back to Liu Lian, suddenly broke the silence: "...are you asleep?"

Liu Lian looked at the ceiling and said calmly, "I'm already asleep."

"...Then who is the person talking to me now?"

"automatic response."

Meng Tangxi burst out laughing, and after a while, he turned over and said in a hesitant tone, "That, that..."

Liu Lian: "Which one?"

Meng Tangxi hesitated for a long time, and finally made up her mind: "Well, I want to go to the bathroom."

Liu Lian was silent for a moment, and then said: "Then you go."

Meng Tangxi said cheekily, "You can go with me."

Liu Lian was silent for another moment: "Are you a primary school student? Do you still need to go to the bathroom together?"

Meng Tangxi's face turned red immediately: "I want you to help me up, I don't want to touch the man's!"

Finally, Liu Lian couldn't bear it any longer. He sat up and raised his eyebrows at Meng Tangxi: "Are you a girl? Have you never touched yours? You will die if you touch it?"

Meng Tangxi said seriously with a straight face: "...I'm a straight man, so I don't want to touch a man."

"Don't worry, even if you touch it, it won't bend!"

"Anyway, I don't touch it, I feel awkward."

"..."

In the end, Liu Lian had no choice but to follow Meng Tangxi into the toilet.

Meng Tangxi stood in front of the toilet and tightly closed her eyes, as if she was afraid that she would see something unclean.

Liu Lian silently helped Meng Tangxi take off her pajama pants and underwear, and took out the bird. I have to say that the feeling of studying my own thing from the perspective of a bystander is really not ordinary.

Meng Tangxi must have been holding back his urine for a long time, and it took a long time to let the water splash for a long time before it was finished. Liu Lian silently helped him shake the bird, and helped him put on his underwear.

It wasn't until after everything was over that Meng Tangxi opened his eyes with a relaxed expression.

He looked at Liu Lian who was washing his hands expressionlessly, and warmly suggested: "Do you want to pee too? It's too troublesome to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom."

Liu Lian was expressionless: "...No need, I don't mean it for now."

until midnight.

Sure enough, Liu Lian was awakened by urination, and he got up from the restraints of Meng Tangxi's hands and feet in a daze, and went into the toilet.

But it wasn't until he stood in front of the toilet and took off his underwear that he realized that he hadn't changed back with Meng Tangxi.

When Liu Lian took out the penis, he suddenly felt the pleasure of revenge, if he is not allowed to touch it, he can just touch him, touch him, touch him...

But it was probably because Meng Tangxi's body was too hard to withstand teasing, Liu Lian found that he became hard very quickly.

……How to do?

Forget it, leave it alone.

It wasn't his body anyway.

After going to the bathroom, Liu Lian went back to the bed, and once again held Meng Tangxi firmly in her arms with both hands and feet.

Meng Tangxi fell into a drowsy sleep, and didn't even notice that Liu Lian had just gone to the toilet, but when he felt a warm object approaching, he subconsciously leaned towards it.

Liu Lian put his arms around Meng Tangxi and soon fell asleep again.

But maybe because his body was too excited, he had a hazy dream.

Early the next morning, when Meng Tangxi woke up, he was in a bad mood.

Because he encountered something more embarrassing than morning wood...

Just like yesterday, he still held Liu Lian tightly in his arms, their limbs intertwined and their thighs touched each other, but he could clearly feel that his underwear was wet.

... He actually had a wet dream, and the amount was quite large, even the pajama pants were soaked in a large area.

Just when Meng Tangxi thought this was the most embarrassing moment in his life, the next moment, Liu Lian suddenly woke up. He wanted to crawl out of Meng Tangxi's arms in a daze, but just when he wanted to put the trapped When Meng Tangxi pulled out her suppressed hand, her hand inadvertently touched Meng Tangxi's crotch.

Liu Lian: "...?"

Meng Tangxi: "...!!!"