What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

After Meng Tangxi came out of the toilet, he turned into a sunny, handsome and positive young man again. He smiled at Liu Lian with a sunny and bright smile: "Mr. Liu, I really troubled you last night. Now it seems that everything It's all back to normal, then I'll go back first and don't bother you."

Seeing Meng Tangxi trying to put aside all the relationship between the two people last night and pretending that nothing happened, Liu Lian also smiled faintly, and slightly lowered his voice and said: "It's nothing, neighbors should help each other."

As a singer who relies on his voice for his living, false voice is very easy for Liu Lian. He has specially learned the technique of false voice, let alone fake a male voice that is completely different from his original voice, even a fake female voice is not enough for him. By the way, Liu Lian usually uses the original tone when singing, so he is not worried at all that Meng Tangxi will find out that something is wrong.

Facts proved that Meng Tangxi really didn't find anything wrong. He thanked Liu Lian again with a bright smile, and then turned and went back... Except for a little hurried footsteps, there seemed to be nothing wrong.

After Meng Tangxi left, Liu Lian calmly turned on the computer and searched the Internet for the incredible incident that happened between him and Meng Tangxi last night, trying to find a precedent and a solution, but the result can be imagined , he found nothing.

Facing the computer screen, Liu Lian rubbed his chin and began to think about what unusual thing he did yesterday, which caused all this to happen.

--etc?Could it be that big fat cat?

Liu Lian quickly remembered that yesterday he made a wish to that big fat cat to get a boyfriend. At that time, he still felt that his childlike innocence was still there. Could it be that big fat cat was really to blame?

He hesitated for a moment, thinking that he would rather kill by mistake than let it go. Who knows if this kind of embarrassing body-swapping thing will happen in the future, so he immediately decided to go upstairs to find the big fat cat.

However, Liu Lian finally knocked on the door of the deaf old lady who lived alone, and was stared at by the eccentric old lady for a while before being told coldly by the old lady that the big fat cat didn't know Where did you run wild, and you are not at home now.

He apologized embarrassingly, smiled and turned to leave.

After returning home, Liu Lian sighed. At this point, he can only wait for the development of the situation before making further plans.

He didn't know if the embarrassing thing like body swapping would happen again, and if it happened, when would it be the next time, and he didn't know if Meng Tangxi would be the one who swapped bodies with him next time, although this kind of embarrassment It might only happen once, but he is used to preparing for the worst in everything, so he decided to code a word first before verifying the result.

After all, he is a full-time writer who relies on code words for his living. What if next time he changes to a deep mountain forest where there is no computer, and he changes for two or three months, and when he changes back, it will be so long. What should I do if I starve to death without royalties?And it doesn't matter if the person who changed his body with him is a person, if it is changed to a cat, cat or dog, he will have to be teased and played with in various ways... Maybe he will be dragged by the owner to be sterilized or something. Dare to think carefully!

Out of worries and worries about the unknown future, Liu Lian typed a lot of words in one breath this day. It was already dark.

Liu Lian looked up at the time, only to belatedly realize that it was long past the time for him and Meng Tangxi to switch bodies yesterday... He breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that switching bodies is a very difficult thing to do. Embarrassing things do not happen at the same time every day according to the time rule. Of course, optimistically, this may mean that such embarrassing things will never happen again in the future.

Liu Lian stood up and stretched, ready to take a hot bath.

Standing in the bathroom, he drank hot water comfortably for a while, but when he raised his hand to get the soap, he accidentally knocked the soap off.

Seeing the soap rolling to the floor, he subconsciously bent down to pick it up.

But the moment his hand touched the soap, his eyes went dark again, and the familiar scene appeared again.

When Liu Lian opened his eyes again, he found that he was still standing in the misty bathroom, surrounded by hazy mist, and the warm water flowed over his body, making every part of his body comfortable. Pores are about to open up.

Or the bathroom?

Didn't change bodies this time?

He breathed a sigh of relief, but just when he thought he was just dazzled for a moment, he glanced down inadvertently, but found something was wrong...

Wait, this shape, this size... This f*ck is not his bird at all!

Liu Lian was startled, wait a minute, no, look carefully, the shape and size seem familiar.

And this left-handed angle seems a bit familiar.

He raised his head and stretched out his hand to wipe the fog off the bathroom mirror. Sure enough, a familiar face came into view.

Liu Lian: "..."

Soon, Liu Lian heard frantic knocking on the door of the living room.

He sighed, put on Meng Tangxi's bathrobe, went out and opened the door.

Meng Tangxi only wore a bath towel, and when he saw Liu Lian, he cried out in horror: "I was taking a shower just now, and I was about to rub my dick, but when I lowered my head, I found that the dick suddenly became smaller. !Scared me!"

Liu Lian: "...hehe."

Meng Tangxi looked terrified: "Fortunately, I found out later that I just changed my body again. It scared me to death!"

Liu Lian gave another half-hearted smile: "Hehe."

Meng Tangxi came to her senses, and quickly coughed lightly: "Actually, it's not particularly small, it's just that mine is bigger..."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "...that's enough, no need to explain."

Meng Tangxi closed her mouth embarrassingly, the two of them stared at each other in silence, the atmosphere gradually fell into silence, until Meng Tangxi suddenly sneezed.

Liu Lian rubbed her slightly swollen temples: "You go back and put on some clothes first, don't toss my body and catch a cold."

It's winter now, Meng Tangxi is only wearing a bath towel, if he catches a cold, he will be the one to suffer.

Only then did Meng Tangxi come to her senses, she nodded obediently, said "Oh", and turned her head back.

But within a minute, Meng Tangxi rushed back again with a look of horror: "It's over, it's over!"

Liu Lian felt his temples twitch, and an ominous premonition surged in his heart: "What's the matter?"

Meng Tangxi paused, and then said with a face of shame: "I was in a hurry when I went out just now, and I forgot to bring the key. When I went out just now, I found that the door of your house has been blown shut by the wind... I can't get in."

Liu Lian felt that a string of ellipses was not enough to express his inner feelings: "..."

"I'm sorry," Meng Tangxi's face flushed red, "I was in a hurry when I went out just now."

"Forget it," Liu Lian rubbed her bulging temples, suddenly feeling very tired, "Let's find someone to unlock it tomorrow."

"I'm sorry, I will definitely pay for unlocking the lock!" Meng Tangxi was so ashamed that she couldn't lift her head, "You can sleep at my house tonight."

Liu Lian sighed: "That's the only way."

"Let's change into pajamas first." Probably because he did something wrong, Meng Tangxi suddenly became very attentive, "I have a lot of pajamas, you can choose one you like."

As he spoke, he turned and opened a wardrobe door. Liu Lian turned around and took a look. There was a row of pajamas in various colors and patterns, which made people dazzled.

It wasn't until this time that Liu Lian realized that Meng Tangxi had a lot of clothes. Apart from the wardrobe left by the landlord, Meng Tangxi actually bought another wardrobe himself. Seeing that Liu Lian seemed interested, Meng Tangxi showed him the clothes. Take a look at your closet.

Liu Lian couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth. As a straight man, is it really good to buy so many clothes?And those clothes seem to be of good taste... What about the aesthetics of straight men?

How can a gay guy like him live like a straight man?

"Two closets can't fit all my clothes," Meng Tangxi sighed, "so I can only use one room for the summer clothes and cos clothes I don't wear for the time being... By the way, do you know what cos is? ?”

Liu Lian: "... what cos?"

Meng Tangxi: "C, O, S, cos."

Liu Lian: "Trigonometric functions?"