My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Holding the card Songxue gave in his hand, Jiang Mu began to browse the shopping website happily.This card has been bound to his optical brain, so he has to figure out how to spend this huge sum of money.

Although the year 5034 is not as good as the 21st century in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation, it is much richer in entertainment.Jiang Mu relentlessly indulged in the addiction of being a local tyrant. After a while, he filled his shopping cart with all kinds of novel games, and even ordered a set of expensive simulation mechs to enjoy himself.Thinking that the house they lived in was so ugly, he drew the pattern himself, and went to the home service website to order a complete set of furniture.Just when he was devoting himself to the family remodeling business and was very busy, Songxue quietly appeared behind him.

Songxue saw the things in Jiang Mu's shopping cart at a glance, his eyes fell on the card, and then returned to Jiang Mu's shopping cart, the corners of his eyes twitched: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Mu was taken aback. Seeing that Songxue's expressionless face was still paralyzed, he calmed down and showed Songxue the drawing he had drawn: "I'm transforming our nest, you Look, this is the small home I designed. I plan to make our back wall into a super-large light screen, project different scenery on it every day, and then make a fake bay window to come out, and put rattan chairs and tea tables here .I plan to build a small hot spring in this place, paved with pebbles. I always feel that I always feel cold when I live underground. There is a place where I can take a dip, which is very good for my health! And here..."

Songxue didn't talk to him, just stood there and looked at him silently.At the beginning, Jiang Mu tried his best to push his own ideas. Seeing that Songxue had been silently looking at him and saying that there was no wave on his face, his voice couldn't help getting smaller and smaller. Finally, he looked at Songxue's With a pale face, he asked carefully: "What? Don't you like it?"

Songxue: "..."

Jiang Mu thought that this robot could pick well.

"You don't care about money, do you?!" Jiang Mu quickly grabbed the card on the table.The ghost knows when this dog robot's brain will be normal again, and he won't want to play house by then, and will ask for the money back.While the dog robot is not clear-headed, it can brush as much as it can.

Seeing that the dog robot kept staring at the card without speaking, Jiang Mu became anxious: "I, I, I, I agreed to your marriage proposal. This is our husband and wife's joint property!" He originally wanted to say, "The money in this card will be mine in the future." It’s over”, but considering the nature of the dog robot, it might explode on the spot, so it was changed to “Common property of husband and wife”.

Song Xue withdrew her gaze from staring at the card: "Don't worry, the money in this card will be our husband and wife's joint property in the future."

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief, and then heard Songxue say: "Give me the card, and I will pay the bill too."

Jiang Mu: "Ah? What do you want to pay?"

Songxue pointed to her leg: "I want to buy materials to make my lower body. You can't let your husband use prosthetics all the time, right?"

Song Xue said the word "husband" so naturally that Jiang Mu found himself a little shy after hearing it.

"Bah, shameless, take it!" Jiang Mu threw the card to Songxue.Xin said that the dog robot is quite interesting.

Songxue took the card and left.After a while, Jiang Mu's optical brain received countless greetings from Star Union Bank:

“5034年12月15日19点01分，从您的账户上支出2亿信用点。数额巨大，请确认是否为本人操作。”

“5034年12月15日19点01分，您向尾号为2247的帐号汇出5亿信用点……”

“5034年12月15日19点01分，您向……”

The bombardment of bank information like a hail of bullets made Jiang Mu's optical brain stuck. After seeing the amount of expenditure on the information, Jiang Mu only felt his whole heart ache.

dog!machine!device!people!you!arrive!end!purchase!up!Varied!what!Why are the units in billions! !

Jiang Mu was in shock, and then saw Song Xue appearing in front of him as if nothing had happened.

Songxue glanced at Jiang Mu with a stiff face, walked up to him, raised his hand, and canceled all the orders that Jiang Mu had just placed on the optical computer in his hand, and then deleted all the orders that had been displayed. All shipped orders were refunded, and finally, the dog robot left slowly.

片刻之后，江沐的光脑上叕收到了一条信息：“5034年12月15日19点04分，您在星联拍卖行的交易付款成功！56件商品总价36亿，欢迎贵宾再次光临。”

Jiang Mu recovered from the ups and downs of "getting a huge sum of money" and "losing a huge sum of money". With trembling fingers, he sent a message on the optical brain to check the account balance. The blood-red number on the message hurt his heart. Eyes pierced his heart even more.

Not a single point!Not a single point!What bringing a bankbook to propose marriage, what husband and wife sharing property, fake!all fake!nonexistent!

Jiang Mu realized belatedly that he seemed to have been cheated into marriage.

divorce!divorce!Damn it must be divorced!

Jiang Mu ran up to Songxue in grief and anger, and pointed at the dog robot with empty gloves and a white wolf with trembling fingers: "You you you you..."

Songxue glanced at him with a calm face, as if he had already expected it.He slapped the light cannon he was wiping in his hand on the table quite normally, opened his mouth lightly, and said a word: "Speak."

Jiang Mu caught a glimpse of the light cannon, and the grief and indignation on his face grew stronger. He slapped the table hard and said sharply, "Husband, what do you want to eat tonight! I'll make it for you!"

Don't get angry, don't get angry, life is like a drama, it's not easy to live to old age, and there are light cannons waiting for you, it's better to cherish it...

Jiang Mu tried his best to give himself psychological counseling, a huge sum of money for joy + a huge sum of pain for loss = no loss, no gain, and he also got a handsome husband for nothing, so he even earned... shit!Who wants such a husband! ! !

Songxue: "Strawberry-flavored batteries."

Jiang Mu: "Oh."

Jiang Mu floated out again numbly.

Songxue continued to wipe his light cannon.Well, his vision is really good. Jiang Mumu supports him unconditionally, and even buys him batteries and extra meals to celebrate.Maybe this is true love!Happy!

Jiang Mu said in his heart: "MMP! The sissy gay dog ​​robot! You are the one who picks the most, and you are the one who can spend the most! If you eat it to death, forget it!"

The little daughter-in-law of [True Penniless] Jiang Mu turned on the optical brain, ready to place an order to buy strawberry-flavored batteries for the dog robot, only then did he find out...

They didn't even have the money to buy batteries.

divorce!He can't beat this family!

Anyway, there is no credit point, and Jiang Mu is not in the mood to take care of the dog robot when he is hungry. He grabs the small housekeeping robot that is trying to mop the floor, takes out the previously washed cabbage from its storage compartment, and is about to After preparing to deal with it for a while, the optical brain suddenly rang.

Jiang Mu picked up the communication without even thinking about it. Unexpectedly, as soon as he connected, Song Jincheng's face appeared over there. His face was as ugly as ten mothers who died overnight: "Why are you?"

Jiang Mu: "..." How should he explain to Song Jincheng that they are now pretending to be husband and wife at a house, so they share one communication number.

Fortunately, Song Jincheng didn't dwell on this detail: "Damn it, where is Songxue?! Let him come out and talk to me!"

Jiang Mu looked at Songxue who was concentrating on unpacking the courier: "He is busy, if you have anything to tell me, it's the same."

Song Jincheng: "I want to return the product."

Jiang Mu: "What?"

Song Jincheng: "We don't want this document anymore, return it."

Jiang Muxin said that this was a serious matter, so he shouted at Songxue who had been focusing on express delivery for 200 years: "Dog robot! Song Jincheng said he would return the product, and they don't want that document."

Songxue looked back at him, then lowered his head to unpack the courier: "Let him go."

Jiang Mu turned his head, conveyed Songxue's words tactfully and decently: "He let you leave smoothly."

Song Jincheng: "MMP. You let him talk to me!" Do you think your family lives in a mansion?In such a big room, he heard the scrolling words.

Jiang Mu followed Song Jincheng to play the game of "the dog robot said he was busy" for a while, and finally got too pestered by him, so he had to call Songxue again at the top of his voice: "The dog robot! He insists on talking to you!"

Songxue's answer was concise and once and for all: "Hang up."

Jiang Mu: "Oh."

Jiang Mu was going to hang up the communication, but was stopped by Song Jincheng repeatedly. The two talked in a low voice twice. Jiang Mu's eyes brightened, and he called Songxue at the top of his voice: "Dog robot!"

so annoying.

Just blow it up.

With a "click", Songxue's eyes turned red instantly, and his left hand turned into a light cannon, aimed at the light brain in Jiang Mu's hand and was about to blast out.

Jiang Mu hurriedly answered: "Song Jincheng said that I will pay you three hundred credits per minute."

Songxue recovered in an instant, walked to the optical brain with small steps, and straightened his shirt with his hand: "Hello, dear Mr. Song, the customer service robot Songxue is here to serve you. In order to ensure the quality of service, your call may was recorded."

Song Jincheng was straightforward: "I want to return the product."

Songxue flashed a pair of bright big eyes, and looked like a naive and enthusiastic robot of a certain treasure: "Darling, why?"

Song Jincheng: "The information you sent me is useless."

Songxue: "How could it be? Darling, this is indeed the information from Xingwang back then, not a single word has been changed."

Song Jincheng's face twitched: "We asked someone to read it, and the information is really correct."

Song Xue: "That's it. Your call is over here. If you are satisfied with this service, please press 1. Thank you for your consultation."

"Damn it! Wait a minute!" Song Jincheng's face was contorted, and he smashed the optical brain on the other end, "The information is really correct! There is no problem in developing the star network, but I will find someone Look, that person said that the star net’s energy requirements are ridiculously high, and there is no substance that can power the star net on the earth now! Damn, what is the difference between me buying an air conditioner and finding that there is no socket at home ?! I want to return the product!” No wonder the dog robot rushed to do business with them when they said they wanted to buy materials.

Songxue: "Let me ask you, what did you say when you made the deal?"

Song Jincheng: "2 million to buy Xingwang's research and development materials."

Songxue: "Is the information I gave you true?"

Song Jincheng's face darkened.

Songxue: "So you bought an air conditioner and found out that there is no socket in your house, what does it have to do with me? You don't know if you have a socket in your house? Is it because I sold you a daughter-in-law and asked me to give birth to someone with good looks and good conduct? Boy? Anyway, I’ve already sold you my daughter-in-law, if you can’t get it out, it’s your fault.”

Song Jincheng: "In short, I don't want it anymore. There is always a return period for business, right?"

Songxue sneered twice, and took out the light cannon: "If I can beat it, I will have it."

Song Jincheng: "..."

Songxue: "Three hundred credits per minute, you don't need to call me, I will debit from your account. Good night."