My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Song Xue hung up the phone, turned around and saw Jiang Mu looking at him with bright eyes: "Song Xuexue..."

Jiang Mu's vibrato stimulated the battery on Songxue's chip to burst: "???"

Jiang Mu: "You are amazing! You are the smartest robot I have ever seen! Your wisdom is like the sun in the sky, shining all over the earth!"

Songxue was confused by Jiang Mu's thoughtless praise. He analyzed Jiang Mu's words and checked every word in the sentence on the Internet. After confirming that it was a compliment, this Only then did he accept it happily: "Why are you praising me all of a sudden? It's so beautiful, keep praising me, don't stop."

Jiang Mu: "..."

So Jiang Mu strangled his morals to death, and bragged about the dog robot, and finally changed the conversation: "Can you easily transfer money from other people's accounts?"

Song Xue was proud: "Yes. There is no security system on this earth that I cannot break through."

When Jiang Mu heard this, he could not wait to shout: "Then you still deduct my wages for doing tasks! Then you still cheat me of compensation!"

Songxue: "You don't know how many precious materials I need to cultivate my body. It's not enough for you to do the task. I can only work hard to earn credits to buy materials that can be bought."

Jiang Mu was so angry that he almost cried out his eyeballs: "Then why don't you just go to the Star Union Bank and draw it out?! The bank is so rich!"

Songxue: "If I do that, what is the difference from those humans who rob my resources and destroy my property!"

Jiang Mu: "Then you deducted my wages and cheated me of compensation, so you are not robbing me?!"

Songxue: "Didn't you say 'great Lord Songxue, everything about me is yours, including my life'?"

Jiang Mu: "..." He finally understood what it meant to dig a hole and jump by himself.

Song Xue also came back to his senses: "Have you changed your mind?!"

Jiang Mu: "Huh?!" What is this all about? !

Song Xue narrowed his eyes: "You were not like this before, you were willing to give me everything before, but now you are so picky... Have you changed your mind? You worked so hard to answer the communication for Song Jincheng, and I would tear me apart when I opened the express delivery." Call over, is that adulterer him? Are you going to run away with someone? "

Jiang Mu: "???" Damn it, dog robot, can you figure out what an adulterer is first? !And did he call you over?Obviously it was you who ran over by yourself when you heard that someone gave 1 yuan in 300 minute, okay?

Seeing that he was silent, Songxue raised his human cannon and was about to go out.

Seeing his murderous look, Jiang Mu couldn't feel it intuitively, so he quickly pulled him back: "What are you doing, robot dog?!"

Songxue: "Mathematically speaking, there are 1760 men and women who are similar to your age in the entire ruins city and may have a marriage relationship. Considering that your family life is not happy, you may prefer older and mature partners because of lack of love. , This scope has been expanded to 2456 people, these are all dangerous elements who may threaten my family life."

Jiang Mu: "So?"

Songxue: "After the little planet exploded, I swore that I would never let anyone threaten my property again!"

Jiang Mu: "So?"

Songxue: "Kill, kill!"

Jiang Mu: "..." I didn't expect that a rough guy like him would be able to get addicted to beauty at his third year of age.

Seeing that Songxue was about to go out, and the ruin city was about to flow into rivers of blood, Jiang Mu didn't panic at all: "You go, you go."

Songxue: "???" According to the routine of the dog-blood drama, shouldn't Jiang Mu pounce on him with snot and tears at this time, and then promise that he and those people are innocent?

Jiang Mu deliberately said in a voice just enough for the robot to hear: "Anyway, my adulterer is a robot."

The innocent and deceitful dog robot exploded on the spot, and it exploded more powerfully than when he suspected that Jiang Mu and Song Jincheng had an affair: "What! What!"

Songxue screamed: "You fell in love with another robot!" He could still comfort himself after losing to a human. After all, they are of the same kind as Jiang Mu, and his emotional system is indeed not as rich as that of a human, but he is a robot What the hell!He couldn't believe that he would lose to a robot!Is there any more advanced and powerful robot than him in this world? !Is his emotional system stronger than him? !

Jiang Mu was happy in his heart, but his face showed a look of panic: "No, no, no, that adulterer is Song Jincheng, that's right, you go and kill him!"

"I heard it! You're talking about a robot!" The dog robot was shocked, "What color is his shell?! What material is it made of?! Where's his chip?! Is he solar? Or nuclear? ?Is his processor the fifth generation?! Is there an emotion system?! Is his energy efficiency higher than mine?! Is his light cannon a high-energy particle cannon? "

Jiang Mu: "..." Is this what your robots are comparing to?

Jiang Mu coughed: "No, no, nothing, he is no match for you, not even intelligent, but I like him, and I don't know why."

Song Xue stared at him for a while: "Isn't it a robot like me?"

Jiang Mu: "Absolutely not!"

Songxue: "Is that the lowest-level robot?"

Jiang Mu intentionally wanted to hit the dog robot's self-confidence, so he replied: "Yes!"

Songxue showed contempt for him: "Do you have taste?"

Jiang Mu: "..." This development is not right!According to the routine of the dog blood drama, shouldn't the dog robot grab him out of control and yell "Is there anything I can't compare to him"?Then kiss first, then tear off the clothes, and then have sex in a logical way? !

Jiang Mu: "!!!" Fuck!What's going on in his head? !How could he even think of having sex with this dog robot? !

Songxue was a little worried. If Jiang Mu’s cheating partner was a human being, it would be a big deal for him to shoot one at a time, but if it was this kind of low-end robot... With Jiang Mu’s taste of not being picky, even if he beat all the robots When it is scrapped, what mug or teacup lid does he fall in love with?

Seeing Song Xue's eyes getting weirder and weirder, Jiang Mu felt like he was playing off.So he rushed up and hugged the dog robot's neck and gnawed on his face: "Hehehe, I lied to you! I like Song Xuexue the most! I really like to see you jealous for me!"

Songxue: "..."

Jiang Mu smirked, his back was already sweating from the disgust of his lines.

Songxue stared at his face for a few seconds to recognize it. The flawed emotional system couldn't recognize the high-end smile of human beings, although he didn't understand why Jiang Mu had to gnaw on his face. But after years of being in dog blood dramas, he still understands that this is a way for humans to express intimacy.So the dog robot happily pushed Jiang Mu away: "This custom of your humans is really disgusting, why do you use saliva to show love? It's barbaric and backward."

Jiang Mu: "Slobbering?" You actually called my faceless kiss "slobbering?" !Jiang Mu found that this dog robot was pitifully innocent in some respects.

In order to prove his conjecture, Jiang Mu deliberately asked Songxue: "Song Xuexue, what do you think the husband and wife are going to do?"

As a result, Songxue's answer was very alert: "I have no money!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Does this have anything to do with money?

Songxue thought about it again: "After I get my body repaired, I can make money for the wedding. I know you like me very much, so please bear with me. After the wedding, we can be together forever."

"Actually..." Jiang Mu leaned close to Songxue, put his hands on his waist, and then imitated the appearance of the "female teachers" in the film based on his years of experience in learning pornography, while touching the skin on his waist with his fingers Gently twirling it upwards, while slowly lifting it upwards, and finally blew on Songxue's ear, and said in a suggestive voice, "We can do it without a wedding... your skin

The skin is so good..."

Songxue glared over with a "shua".

Jiang Mu's chastity of almost 30 years is not kept in vain. After being stared at by Song Xue, he immediately became cowardly, and he stopped flirting and bragging. He even acted honestly, and stammered: "Dangdangdang I didn't say anything! Don't mess around, we're just playing tricks."

Songxue looked at him with blazing eyes, and then took off his shirt with a "swish".

Jiang Mu was so nervous that he almost peed out: "What are you doing!!"

Songxue grabbed Jiang Mu's hand and pressed it on his abdominal muscles: "You finally found out! My skin is a high imitation of human skin! It is not only soft and elastic, but also automatically adjusts the temperature according to the environment, right? Very high-end?! Let me tell you, the material of this skin is extremely expensive, and that kind of low-end robot will never have to use such a high-end skin for a lifetime! If you touch it, can you not tell that it is fake?"

Jiang Mu: "Super powerful! Song Xuexue is indeed the best robot in the world!" Niu!Liu Xiahui, if I refuse to accept it, I will obey you!

Song Xuemei happily led Jiang Mu to look at a few small pots he put on the display stand: "Look, these are my restored plants. I have registered research and development patents for them in the research institute. Wait for them to grow. , we can sell them to make a fortune, and then we will do whatever you say about the wedding.

"Okay, okay, being married to Song Xuexue is the most correct decision I have made in my life. Song Xuexue is the best, handsome and powerful, and so smart and can make money. Being with him is my previous life." After meeting him, I feel super happy after meeting him!" After confirming that the dog robot didn't grow that tendon at all, Jiang Mu was completely relieved, so he followed suit a little more.