My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Thinking that Songxue had just dismantled an airship with bare hands, Jiang Mu couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum: "You you...why are you staring at me? Are you going to explode again? Didn't you say you would send me back? Let me tell you, A robot that doesn't talk is not a good robot."

Songxue: "You have asked everything you should ask, and I have explained everything you should have said. Do you still want to go back?"

Listening to the familiar lines, Jiang Mu made up a spy war drama in his mind with trepidation, and finally asked anxiously: "What? I know too much? Are you going to silence me?"

Songxue: "..." Were all people on the ancient earth so mentally retarded?

Seeing Songxue just staring at him and not speaking, Jiang Mu felt even more uncertain: "Ah, actually, I want to tell you that my brain has never been very good since I was a child. My memory is like a goldfish. It only lasts 7 seconds. You just I don't remember all the stories that were told, ah, really, who are you? Where am I? I'm doing..."

Songxue took out a card from his pocket and threw it on Jiang Mu's face.

Jiang Mu was suddenly slapped in the face by the dog robot with an unknown object, and was about to have a seizure. He looked down at the card in his hand, and immediately became panicked: "My God? You still paid me severance pay? This card is in the 21st century. Can it be used?" These days, everyone has one brain, and the number of people who use the card is quite rare. Only in some very orthodox occasions or important money transactions will someone use the card.Jiang Mu naturally regarded the money in the card as his severance pay.

Songxue couldn't help it: "Are you a pig?!" After finishing speaking, the dog robot turned and went back to the room, and closed the door with a "bang" in front of him.

Jiang Mu was left standing outside the door inexplicably.

"It doesn't matter! Let's see how much money is in this card!" Jiang Mu stared at the card in his hand, unable to tell what it was like. The surprise just now was all faked by him. Compared with suffering in 5034, it was still in 2016 Loneliness scares him even more, but... what's the use of being afraid?Sooner or later, you have to face it alone.

Jiang Mu stuck the card on his extremely low-end smart brain, and the smart brain stuck for a while, and then displayed a series of numbers, which was the balance of the card.Jiang Mu was dazzled after just one glance.So many zeros! !So much that the brain can't display it on a single page.

Jiang Mu jumped up from the spot as if his butt was on fire, "Guang Bang" stepped forward to smash the door, so anxious that he couldn't even straighten his tongue: "Song...song...song Xue!!"

With a "bang", the door opened quickly, and Songxue appeared in front of the door with the fastest speed and a face of indifference: "Huh?"

Jiang Mu felt that the card in his hand was hot: "You gave me the wrong card, send... severance pay!" This dog robot is so rich and so picky!

Songxue's face darkened: "It's not wrong."

After Jiang Mu listened, his eyes widened and he became dumb.It took me a long time to come back to my senses: "How much money do you have? That's all for a single severance package... No, are you short-circuited? Aren't you a special robot? Why did you pay so much all of a sudden? Not in 5034. The credit points used in the underworld? The credit points you gave me must be the credit points of the Tiandi Bank, right?"

Song Xue felt as if he had returned to the moment when he was cheated into bankruptcy, he felt as if he was going to blow up again, trying to suppress the current on his chip, he said lightly: "This is my small treasury. "

Jiang Mu: "Oh, little treasury, no wonder there is so much money, I'm really envious."

Jiang Mu put the card into Songxue's trouser pocket, and patted it when he was done: "You must put away such an important thing, you know? This is all your wealth. You are so careless , put all the money in one card, fortunately it fell into my hands, what if I change someone..." Jiang Mu was still under the shock of the zero that couldn't be displayed on that page, and his mind was blurred. too sober.

Songxue: "It took me ten days to transfer all the money into this card. Don't you think about why I have to transfer all the money together and then give you this card?"

Jiang Mu thought for a while: "To show off your wealth?"

Songxue was silent, after thinking for a while, he took out a scalpel and a pig brain from the storage compartment of the home robot: "Come here, I'll replace it with a smarter part for you."

Jiang Mu: "..." Did he say something wrong? ! ! !Isn't it for showing off your wealth? ! !Otherwise, the dog robot has lived for a long time and finds it boring to explain the funeral to him?wrong!Jiang Mu suddenly thought of an extremely terrifying possibility.

"I know!!" Jiang Mu shouted.

Songxue breathed a sigh of relief, put away the scalpel and pig's brain: "Did you just think of it?!"

Jiang Mu looked at Songxue very worriedly: "Aren't you planning to die with human beings?"

Songxue gritted his teeth: "If I want to kill all human beings, do I need to die together?"

Jiang Mu was speechless, thought for a while, and finally shrugged: "You don't want to propose to me, do you?" The man proposed to the woman with his passbook or something.

The expression on Songxue's face became a little subtle. The dog robot took a deep breath and nodded reservedly: "Well, human beings, you finally figured it out."

Jiang Mu (shocked face): "What????"

I don’t know if it’s because the foreplay was too long just now, which made Songxue’s character set a little bit broken. This dog robot played "The Noble and Leng Gongzi Falls in Love with Me" on the small light screen in his brain, trying to imitate the tone of the hero and wanted to serve He made a comeback by himself: "Well, my heart is here, I give you three days, you can think about it."

"Do you need to think about this kind of thing?!" Jiang Mu was shocked by the big waves, and was immediately slapped to death on the beach by Song Xue's words. He replied weakly, "You are a robot... ..."

As soon as this sentence came out, Songxue, who was dressed in the skin of an awkward, noble and cold son, couldn't stand it anymore, jumped up like a G-spot, and tore off his disguise in two or three times: "What's wrong with the robot? Don’t robots know how to love?! Let me tell you! I’ve watched 30000 romantic dramas and 500T love novels! I have thoroughly studied human emotions! You are prejudiced against robots, you are against robots Discrimination! You human beings always feel that you are superior and look down on robots. Let me tell you, we robots can also have flesh and blood and emotions. My emotional system is already perfect. Robots are the best species in the world, with fast computing speed. Wide storage of information, flexible thinking, steel and iron...why can't you get married?"

Jiang Mu: "..." He just said one sentence, no, half a sentence!

Songxue was still thinking about it angrily. In fact, he didn't have any bottom in his heart. He didn't understand human feelings at all, and he didn't know what the reason for this feeling was, and he didn't understand why the heroine always He would put aside the gentle and considerate male lead, and insist on being with the male lead who abused her so badly. If hatred and resentment were still justified, then love made him completely clueless.The more he studies love, the more confused he feels. Based on his analysis of so many novels, the person who can't go away despite being abused should be true love for him?Jiang Mu, who was pushed out by him a thousand times and would crawl back to hold his leg a thousand and one times, should be true love for him?When he said that he was going to send Jiang Mu back to his original world, he had seen the expression on the faces of the heroines in TV dramas many times, that he was obviously sad but still pretended to be strong.Why would he refuse to propose to him to be together forever?Is it because he's a robot?But shouldn't love be without boundaries?

Song Xueyue couldn't understand the more he thought about it. Could it be that his judgment all along was wrong?

Jiang Mu saw that Songxue's eyes were getting colder, and there was faint blood in the eyes full of beating numbers, and he realized that it was not good: "No, I just didn't expect that Master Songxue, who I have always put in my heart and made offerings with love, would give to me I propose, I can't believe it, am I really the lucky one? Really? I'm so excited, I can't breathe! My God!"

The blood in Song Xue's eyes calmed down, but there was still no expression on his face. He stared at Jiang Mu for a while, and Jiang Mu's heart jumped out of his hairy eyes.After a long time, Songxue returned to his original appearance and snorted softly: "It's your honor that the great robot sees you."

The corners of Jiang Mu's mouth twitched: "Yes, yes, I am so happy that I can't breathe! Oh, my God, my robot lord actually used his small coffers to propose to me! My God! I really want to let the world Everyone knows this news, share my joy! I'm so happy!" Anyway, let's agree first, this dog robot probably didn't know what kind of bloody drama it was, so it's just a temporary idea. Promise to come down!Otherwise, I'm afraid it will be blasted into a beam of light by the light cannon!

Under Jiang Mu Yitong's blunt and exaggerated performance, the ice in the corners of Songxue's eyes finally melted.The dog robot snorted in satisfaction: "Okay, now that you have agreed, we will be together forever from now on."

"Ah? Forever?" Jiang Mu, who was trying to release the little soul of acting, was taken aback.Isn't all he wants in his life is companionship?Although he has always lived with his mother, he has never felt at ease in his heart. All along, all he has gotten from his mother is constant spurs and demands. This kind of family life without warmth has already made him suffer. Very tired very tired.He had envied those ordinary couples who knew each other how warm and cold they were, and he had also felt desperate for his life that was so cold that he could only struggle.His wish is very simple, he just wants someone to ask him if he is tired when he returns home.

but……

The corners of Jiang Mu's eyes twitched as he looked at the dog robot who was so happy for the "successful marriage proposal".No matter how you look at it, this dog robot will not be the one who asked him if he was tired, right?This kind of dog robot only cares about whether he can do the task or not, right?In short, let's play with him first, and it should be normal when he gets tired of it.