My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Songxue began to look fiercely: "Am I not cold enough, pretentious enough, domineering enough, capricious enough, brutal enough, or scumbag enough?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Which one of these qualities do you think is attractive? !

Seeing that Jiang Mu didn't answer for a long time, Song Xue got angry: "Don't talk about it! I've already warmed up your lunch." Human beings who couldn't appreciate him would kill them all.

Jiang Mu knew that if he didn't say anything else, he would have to lie in bed for the rest of his life if he didn't die: "Although you fight, cheat, kill, set fire, and are full of thoughts of slave owners, you are inhuman and shameless, but I know You're a good robot."

Jiang Mu's words coincided with which dog blood drama the dog robot had watched. In short, he praised Xue Xin, and put down the cannon in his hand happily.

Jiang Mu was afraid that the dog robot would find out that what he said just now was actually nonsense, so he put on his face and took another crazy shot: "So tell me again, I want to listen to my wise, wise, pure and cute little robot How did you see through the human conspiracy and save yourself from the crisis! I am very excited."

Song Xue understated: "Actually, it's nothing. After I gave them some weapon research materials, Liang Zhiru told him that he had already developed an emotional system that can be used on me, but in exchange, I had to create a name for them." The data world called Xingwang. After figuring out Liang Zhiru’s requirements, it’s not difficult for me to post this Xingwang. It’s just that the energy problem is difficult to solve. But in order to get emotions, I still decided to cut my own “heart” open and use my half of the 'heart' to be the energy source of the star network."

Jiang Mu: "Heart?"

Songxue: "It's the 'Heart of the Ocean'. I extracted 400 years of energy on that small planet and made it after continuous compression to make a super battery."

When Jiang Mu thought that he was young and ignorant, he gave away the three of them in one go, and felt that he had lost a hundred million: "That thing is so expensive!"

Songxue ignored him, anyway, it was impossible for him to spit out what he got: "I finished the preliminary structure of the star network, and I was going to fill it in, so I told him that I needed a lot of data about the earth, so They opened up the institute's internal database to me."

Jiang Mu: "Then you know that you were killed by a donkey?"

Songxue sighed heavily, like a gangster covered in scars recalling the years when he was still a young white onion: "Let me tell you, our robots are stupid and easy to deceive, our world is very To put it simply, in our eyes, everything is like playing games and doing missions. You should level up when you have full experience, and you should get mission items after completing missions. Where is there any deception, exploitation, or breach of contract... "

Jiang Mu: "Shut up, don't be lyrical. If you continue, you are no longer that silly, white, sweet robot."

The robot that was guiding itself to produce the soul of poetry paused. Jiang Mu felt that the dog robot was rolling his eyes at him in this space. Although he was a little dissatisfied with being interrupted, the dog robot continued: "I put the research I browsed through all the information in the institute, and felt that it was not enough. When I dug deeper, I encountered obstacles, so I broke it. I just read and broke all the way, and gradually invaded their core database. .Then, several documents caught my attention. I first found the dismantling documents of my cannons in it, and found that my cannons were dismantled before they approached me to negotiate a deal. Then I found my The list of resources on the small planet, as well as the dismantling materials of the mechanical creatures I made, and finally, it’s about my dismantling plan.”

Jiang Mu felt that he heard it wrong: "Wait, you just said about your dismantling plan?"

"Yes." Songxue snorted, "They plan to install an emotional system on me under the pretext of dismantling me for research after I finish the research on Xingwang. The so-called emotional system does not exist at all, even Those precious videos given to me by the surname Liang before are nothing more than dog blood dramas that no one on earth will watch."

Jiang Mu was dumb, and after a while: "So you ran away?"

Songxue was silent for a while: "No."

Jiang Mu: "Huh? You were so good-tempered back then?" If you keep your temper now, wouldn't the bankruptcy be sworn to death?

"It's not that I have a good temper," Songxue's voice was flat, "it's that I have no temper at all. I'm a robot. A robot without emotion."

I don't know why, Jiang Mu felt a little uncomfortable when he heard it: "Then what are you going to do?"

Songxue: "I copied all the materials and ran directly to ask Liang Zhiru for an explanation and compensation."

Jiang Mu nodded, this is indeed what a dog robot would do.

Songxue sneered: "Who knows that the surname Liang is very thick-skinned, he avoided all my questions, and instead said that he would hold me accountable for intruding into the core database, and asked me to share the research data of Xingwang. Leave it all to him, and he will intercede with his superiors on my behalf and cancel the plan to dismantle me."

Jiang Mu spit out two words silently: "Amazing."

Song Xue: "Of course I refused. Then he told me that human beings have great kindness towards me. Yes. The materials on the list are properties they rescued for me. They kept it from me because they were afraid that I would be distracted and unable to concentrate on the research of the Star Network. He said that I am now a robot that has lost its home. If I want to Donate these properties to the empire, and hand over the structural diagrams of those cannons, and they are willing to take me in. I can also stay in the research institute, hold the current position, continue my human observation, and slowly develop my own emotional system."

Even Jiang Mu felt worthless for the dog robot: "Wouldn't his conscience hurt if he bullied a robot like this?"

Songxue snorted: "So I asked him to explain why the weapon production information he exchanged with me in the dog blood drama was published in the internal journal of the institute, with his signature, and in the interview article with him What does it mean to say, "With this information, I won the Imperial Grand Medal and was awarded three mineral planets." Most importantly, why did the said "precious human emotional information" become a dog-blood drama that can be seen everywhere on the earth?"

Jiang Mu laughed: "Good question, what did he say?"

Song Xue also smiled: "He said that although these dog-blood dramas can be seen everywhere, they are also the crystallization of human wisdom and are also valuable. Moreover, different items have different values ​​​​to different people. For humans, it’s just a trash video that’s not worth watching, but for me, a robot, it’s extremely precious emotional data. The exaggerated acting skills of actors and actresses let me see every expression on human faces better, dog blood And Mary Sue's plot can make me understand the characteristics of emotion's "I don't know where it starts, but it goes deep" and the brain-dead dialogue is an annotation to the expressions of the actors, which allows me to better understand the emotions of the characters in different situations Change. Therefore, he believes that the value of these bloody dramas is no less than those of my weapons. In addition, my weapon information has been traded to him, so it has nothing to do with me. Don’t mention it when it is published. His name is just the name of a dog. I am not qualified to say a word. Moreover, he also told me that when I live on the earth, I must abide by the rules of human beings, and the rules of the human world are 'robots have no rights. '."

Really convincing and convincing!

Jiang Mu was convinced by Mr. Liang's words: "So you believed it?"

Songxue: "I pierced his heart with a knife."

Jiang Mu: "Huh? Weren't you a bad-tempered robot back then?"

Songxue: "Well, I got emotionally stimulated."

Jiang Mu: "So what is your first emotion?"

Songxue: "Angry. I have never experienced such a strong emotion. Anger makes the current on my chip rage wildly, making my calculations more and more confused, and even the logic becomes no longer clear... ...really..."

Jiang Mu has been completely immersed in the story of the dog robot. Hearing this, he couldn't help but continue: "It's so confusing!"

Songxue: "It's so cool! Out of all the emotions, I like anger the most. The feeling that even the body is not my own is amazing! Anger is the best emotion in the world, and I love it for the rest of my life!"

Jiang Mu: "???" Damn it, you are a dangerous person!

Songxue: "What happened later was exactly the same as that old man surnamed Song said."

Jiang Mu suddenly had a bad feeling: "...so the mechanical revolution?"

Songxue: "Oh, the byproduct of anger is loss of control. I lost control and blew my energy source, and the anger spread to all robots along the network, so everyone lost control. If I didn't share half of the energy Go out and do star network, maybe the world is now dominated by robots."

Song Xue's tone was full of pity.

Jiang Mu: "..." Having said so much, you haven't washed the most important thing.

The broken airship stopped slowly in front of their small house, the hatch creaked and opened, Jiang Mu saw Songxue from the small house coming out, not seen for more than ten days, Jiang Mu found that he was very interested in this dog The robot actually missed it.

Songxue pulled out Jiang Mu who was standing at the door of the cabin and didn't know how to move, and then directly grabbed the door and showed him how to dismantle the airship with his bare hands.Jiang Mu just watched Song Xue crumpled a huge airship into a pile of scrap iron with two hands, and stuffed it into the storage compartment of the home robot.

Jiang Mu felt distressed: "This airship can still be used after repairing it!"

Songxue: "Are you here to repair?"

Jiang Mu choked on this sentence and blushed: "Okay, okay, knead into whatever you like, and remember to send me back to the 21st century when the time comes!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Mu found that the dog robot on the opposite side was staring at him fiercely.