My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Don't ask him how he saw that Songxue's eyes were scary. When he said these words, the lights of the airship were all lit up, and even the flying speed was increased from the original one.

"After humans detected my planet, they sent resource collection troops again. You know, I'm a robot," Songxue's voice suddenly became low, "on that planet, I used countless rare resources Transformed my body, although my mechanical body is already almost immortal, but there is one thing, it can't compare to your human beings. "

Jiang Mu could hear curiosity: "Oh? What is it?"

Songxue was silent for a while, and after a long time, he said two words lightly: "Emotion."

Jiang Mu, who had been listening happily from the beginning to the end, was taken aback for a moment.Forgive him for being a bumpkin from the 21st century. He lived in an era where there were no such realistic robots. From the moment Songxue spoke, he has always treated Songxue as a human being.He never thought about whether Songxue had feelings like him.

"I built a body for myself and transformed the entire planet, but I have never been able to experience any emotions. Human joy, sorrow, pain, fear, ecstasy... I have none of them." Song Xue paused, "I Living on this planet I built with my own hands, recalling the human data stored in my hard drive, I am more and more curious about feelings.”

Jiang Mu: "So you downloaded all the dog blood idol dramas on Quanxing.com?"

As soon as Jiang Mu's voice fell, Songxue exploded: "Dog blood?! You actually said that about my movie library?! That's art that only advanced robots can appreciate! Art! Movies like yours that don't have any expressions at all Rubbish!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Convinced in capital letters.

"Okay, okay, it's art, it's art! Then what happened?" Jiang Mu probably understood a little bit. It seems that Songxue is not without emotion, but his emotional system is not as perfect as human beings, which may only be seen in dog blood idol dramas. That exaggerated expression and brain-dead lines can make his emotional system respond.So he can live until now, is it because his nonsensical words stimulated the excitement of this dog robot?

"Of course I want to observe humans at a close distance." Songxue said in a nonchalant tone, "So before they landed, I packed a large number of rare meteorites as gifts for them, and wanted to exchange them for some corpses. Do research. Hundreds of years have passed, and the captain of the collection team is no longer the person I remember, but they are still stunned by the changes that have taken place on this planet. After hearing my request, they quickly We got in touch with the earth, and soon, Liang Zhiru, the director of their research institute, landed secretly on my little planet."

Jiang Mu never expected that the dog robot next to him was the head of a small planet: "Hello, President of the small indigenous planet."

Song Xue also shamelessly hit the snake with the stick: "Now you know how noble a robot I am?"

Jiang Mu: "Well, I see that you turned out to be a robot that went down to mine."

Songxue: "This is called princes and generals who are kind."

Jiang Mu: "So you also have a nickname called Gou Fugui?"

Songxue: "You say that our airship is easy to crash."

Jiang Mu's head tightened, and he almost forgot that he was still sitting on the dog robot's airship, so he cleverly changed the topic: "What happened later? What happened later? I want to know!" Hearing the word "Liang", he reacted fiercely with his eyes. In fact, he knew it with his toes. The two people probably fell apart.

"I didn't hide my intention. I told Liang Zhiru that I wanted to develop an emotional system for myself, and expressed that I was willing to exchange eight rare meteorites for eight human corpses. But Liang Zhiru told me, Emotions are only found in the living, and nothing can be studied from the dead, and their empire is a people-oriented country. No matter how many meteorites I give, they will not agree to exchange the living with me. At that time, I felt that the negotiation had broken down. I planned to think of other ways to study the emotional system, but unexpectedly he warmly invited me to the earth as a guest, and said that he would help me hide my identity. On the earth, I can live with human beings and observe them anytime, anywhere , talk to them, and get a better understanding of human emotion."

Jiang Mu understood: "So you became a member of their research institute?" This can explain why the research institute has Songxue's photo.

"I didn't intend to agree to him at first, because my little planet would only stay near the earth for a short while, but Liang Zhiru said that I am so smart. In just a few hundred years, I have not only transformed myself into such an intelligent robot, but also Transforming a small barren planet so perfectly, it will not take much time to study the emotional system. Besides, if the opportunity to return to the small planet is missed, the life of the robot is endless, and it is possible to wait a few hundred more on the earth. Years, come back when the next small planet enters the vicinity of the earth."

"Needless to say, you will probably be controlled as soon as you enter the earth. It would be your fate not to dismantle you for research." Jiang Mu couldn't help but sigh that Director Liang's routine is really deep, first make the dog robot so good To fly, and to come up with an idea that looks beautiful, but in fact has hidden murderous intentions. How could a simple robot on a small indigenous planet know how sinister human nature is.

After listening to what Jiang Mu said, Songxue fell silent. After a while, the dog robot shouted his slogan like a girl who was cheated and lost her virginity: "Human beings are all big liars!"

Jiang Mu refused to accept it, and pointed at himself and shouted for grievances: "I am, I am such a good person who is consistent in appearance and appearance."

Songxue: "That's because your IQ is relatively low, you intend to cheat, and you are unable to practice."

Jiang Mu: "..." So he was originally such an image in the heart of this dog robot?

Sensing that Jiang Mu was full of love for a dog, the dog robot thought for a while, and said something more positive: "But you are so stupid, I am very satisfied, at least it is safer."

Jiang Mu: "..." Dog robot, you are a little self-conscious, okay?You are a robot with a gun in the left hand and a gun in the right hand. He should be the one who should worry about safety, okay?

"After I arrive on Earth..." the dog robot's voice sounded again.

Jiang Mu collapsed on the chair, with a look of lovelessness: "You can shut up, your host doesn't want to hear your story, and threw a dog at you."

Song Xue's voice stopped abruptly, and Jiang Mu's dog-feeding robot suffocated so much that he almost rolled in his seat with joy.

After a while, Song Xue's faint voice sounded: "You are the one who wants to listen, and you are the one who says to shut up. I'm going to make trouble."

Jiang Mu felt cold all over: "Don't—"

Before the words fell, there was a sound of "swipe", the cabin door and the ventilation fan were all closed, and the seat belt on Jiang Mu's body was also kicked out like a ghost. , Broken seats, shattered fruit bowls... As long as there are moving things on the car, they all fly under the action of inertia.

After Jiang Mu hit his face against the windshield for the third time, he realized: "I was wrong—I was really wrong—let me go!!!"

Songxue: "Listen?"

Jiang Mu caught his nosebleed with both hands: "Listen! I'm guilty, I'll condemn you! I've had the guts to moleste the wise and mighty robot lord."

Songxue: "Hmph! I'm not happy to talk about it now!"

Jiang Mu smiled, he understood the meaning of this dog robot, so he pretended to be very curious: "What happened after that? The great robot was actually tricked to the earth by a villain with bad intentions. His little planet is about to leave the detection range of the earth again. The robot man ventures into the earth alone. What kind of accident will happen? How can he save himself from danger with his own wit? I really want to know! Tell me, tell me !"

Songxue said with disgust: "You human being is really disgusting."

Jiang Mu: "Hehe." It's really tiring to wake up every day to act with the dog robot.

Only then did Song Xue speak contentedly: "We encountered a little trouble when we passed the earth space station. The staff said that I had a weapon reaction on my body, which frightened everyone, but after signing the arms agreement, I unloaded it again. After dropping a few small cannons detected by them, I successfully entered the earth under the guarantee of Professor Liang."

Jiang Mu, who always thought that Songxue would be disassembled and studied as soon as he entered the earth: "..." I almost forgot that this dog robot has a weapon system.

"But I don't know. As soon as I left, they began to plunder my little planet. My warehouse door was blown open, the rare ore was looted, and all the blueprints of my residence were taken away. The mechanical animals were not spared either. The small planet I carefully transformed was riddled with holes, not to mention the few cannons I dismantled at the space station. They were sent to the military base to disassemble and study on the same day. "

Jiang Mu: "..." He could imagine the joy of Professor Liang and the others. A lone robot, not even a human being, and with so many resources, this is simply a big piece of fat delivered to the door .

"Liang Zhiru gave me an identity certificate, and I started to 'work' on the earth as a newcomer to the research institute. The longer I stayed with humans, the more I became fascinated by human emotions. My world is always logical, but human The emotional world cannot be explained by logic at all. Sometimes they cry for no reason, sometimes they are ecstatic, sometimes they are vile, and sometimes they are noble... While studying people's reactions in various situations, I wrote My emotional program, but there was no major progress. One day, Liang Zhiru found me and said that he hoped that I could join their scientific research team and participate in their weapon development plan."

Jiang Mu thought of the photo that was used to prove Songxue's "loneliness" again: "So you agreed?"

Song Xue's tone was full of contempt: "Is your mind full of water? Of course I refused."

Jiang Mu was taken aback: "Why?" That's a public institution, okay?

Songxue: "Am I the kind of person who does volunteer work?"

Jiang Mu: "Then what benefits did they give you later?" I almost forgot that this dog robot has no benefits and doesn't get up early.

Jiang Mu immediately made Songxue dumb, and after a long time, just when Jiang Mu thought the dog robot would not be able to answer, Songxue sighed quietly: "25 new Mary Su idol dramas. "

"Pfft!!" Jiang Mu sprayed directly, "Is there something wrong with your brain, robot dog! Won't you go to the next one?!"

Now Songxue was annoyed, and tried every means to find excuses for his behavior: "I was very innocent and cute at that time! How did I know that it was a Mary Su drama that no one wanted to watch on the Internet! Liang Zhiru told me this It is the human emotion data they collected for me. There is only one copy in the world, and no one else can copy it. And they watch me very closely! I cut off all the Internet in the research institute. At that time, I was the first I went back to Earth once and tried to connect to the Internet twice. After failing, I thought that the Internet on Earth was like this. Who knew that they were guarding me against wolves, so I believed it. I suffered from the loss of information. I don't want to either!"

Jiang Mu: "Well, so you opened the door to a new world after watching those movies? Since then, you have gone further and further on the road of no return to collecting bloody dramas? You can't extricate yourself from it?"

Songxue: "...Actually, don't tell me, those discs did work. After watching 25 discs, I seem to be able to understand some people's feelings."

Jiang Mu's jaw dropped in shock: "Did you burn your system?"

Song Xue turned on the video system of the airship, and his face appeared in it. This dog robot was staring at the camera seriously: "Don't you think I am a particularly attractive system? My current emotional system is constantly Expanded with these image data."

Jiang Mu: "..." What you want to say is to be hated?What you want to say must be hateful, right?