My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Seeing the high pile of diamond rings on the plate shining brightly in the candlelight, the audience present and absent all gasped.They looked at Song Xue who seemed to be pulling out a handful of screws, and at Jiang Mu who was kneeling in front of the stone platform and had no idea what happened. Suddenly, they had the urge to pull Jiang Mu down and kneel up instead.

The audience on the live broadcast platform has already issued a full-length wail:

"Good looking, rich, deceitful and affectionate, this is my ideal type! I want to marry the big boss."

"+1!" Then came a rolling "+10086".

"Ahhh, the lady boss is so cute too! Don't all the big bosses like to play tricks?! I believe in true love again!"

"What kind of diamond ring are you looking at! What's so good about the shiny stones! Look at the large expanse of plants! I'm afraid it's not the legendary chrysanthemum! I didn't expect to see the legendary flower appear in my lifetime. Has a company already developed it? There are still so many?! I always thought that the first one to succeed would be Liang... Netizens with all-hands-eyes, come here, what is the origin of the big boss of 818!"

"An overtime dog from the Population Management Bureau of the Ruins City. I just secretly identified the big boss with the system...it was prompted that the authority is not enough...but I recognized the boss's wife. Emmmm...I can't express how I feel right now."

"Fuck?! There is still this kind of operation? Hurry up and throw the data up to see if the lady boss has saved the galaxy!"

"Wait, I'll hit a horse."

After a while, Jiang Mu was picked up by enthusiastic netizens.Netizens fell silent after reading the information provided by Overtime Dog.

A gamer who loves to be a spare tire.Addicted to games, krypton gold from public funds, mad dad, and absconding with money all in one go.In the end, he lived in District D, selling kidneys for a living, and doing everything.I have been jailed for smuggling national treasures, and I have set up stalls in the virtual world...

Damn it's still a women's clothing stall!

In an instant, Jiang Mu's scandals were flying all over the sky.

"Ah, I remembered. In the safety education video we took on the subway, there was a guy who vomited all over his face. Could it be him?"

"I also suddenly remembered that in the virtual world, there was a stall owner pretending to be a female college student to deceive passers-by. It seemed to be him."

"I'm an employee of Li's company. It's not just women's clothes cheating money! Your lady boss is called Li Jiamu. After she was kicked out of the house, she pretended to have changed her mind and signed a catering contract with our company. After taking our boss's deposit, she was never seen again. Appeared. Even my own brother was fooled."

"Damn it?! Even my brother cheated?!"

"I discovered another advantage of the big boss: blindness."

"Boss QAQ, what do you like about the lady boss?! Is it green?! If you like it, I can also give you a prairie!"

"+1! Big Boss, if you like it, I can also use public money to kiss my father... Hey, just ask Big Boss to take a look at me!"

"Just ask the big boss to take a look at me!!"

The chief planner has already developed the habit of watching the live broadcast platform every three seconds. Watching the bullet screens on the Internet change from one-sided praises to human technical performances, his eyes light up, and he walks to the In front of Songxue, his eyes were full of anticipation of the suspension of the proposal: Boss, look, the lady boss is this kind of person!

Songxue glanced at the light screen.

"Ahh! The big boss is watching the barrage!! Look at me, look at me! The big boss is so handsome! I love you and love you!"

"Boss, this is the information collected by enthusiastic netizens. We are very grateful for your affection for the lady boss, but we still regret to tell you that this person may not be your good match."

After the barrage was finished, a large piece of information related to Jiang Mu frantically floated across the light screen as if it was an appointment.

Songxue glanced at it, frowned, "Hum." Then he turned off the barrage.

All the netizens who are working hard to scan Jiang Mu's information: "..."

Chief planner: "..."

Song Xue pouted at Jiang Mu: "Continue."

The camera recorded this scene very honestly, and the reporters were satisfied and began to conceive various touching titles.

The chief planner sighed resignedly, walked to Jiang Mu, and took off the black cloth covering his eyes. Everyone was about to yell "surprise", but Jiang Mu closed his eyes and yelled: "I don't have anything!" See! I don't know what you look like! I... I won't call the police!"

All the people who were ready to attack with all their strength felt that something had slipped away from their bodies, but under the urging of Song Xue's knife-like eyes, they all shouted weakly: "surprise—"

Jiang Mu with eyes still closed: "???"

The scene was far calmer than he thought. Jiang Mu was silent for a while, finally mustered up the courage, quietly opened his eyes a little, and saw the overwhelming white chrysanthemums and white candles. Under the bright candlelight, there was another picture It is written all over the face of a middle-aged man who has nothing to love.

Jiang Mu tried to open his eyes a little wider, and saw the long guns and short cannons surrounding him, as well as the well-dressed reporters with stylized smiles on their faces.Finally he saw a plate full of diamond rings.

Jiang Mu: "..."

The crowd parted automatically, and Songxue came up.

Jiang Mu looked at Songxue's long legs, and thinking of what he said before, he only felt that his navel was hot and he wanted to pee a little.

Songxue stared at him expressionlessly.

A mournful cry came from Jiang Mu's throat: "He...they..."

Jiang Mu just said two words, and there was a loud "boom", the earth shook and the mountains shook, half of the mine collapsed, followed by a series of crackling small explosions.It was too late and then it was too late, Jiang Mu slammed into Xue Xue's crotch with an "ah": "Help!"

Everyone looked up at the small heart-shaped fireworks that were blooming one after another in the sky, and then looked at Jiang Mu who was drilling his crotch into an air-raid shelter and crying for his father and mother: "..."

On the live station:

"23333 feels sorry for the big boss, the lady boss doesn't even look up."

"What about the tacit understanding?"

"Fake! It's all fake! Does the proprietress have the guts to sell her kidney?!"

"Fart! I think it's true that this cowardly pissed off my father! Is he going to be pissed off without seeing the big boss?!"

"Hey! I'm going to be pissed off too! I'm cowardly too! I'm more cowardly than him!"

The reporters and friends present lowered their heads and played with the microphones, and began to think about what and how to ask Jiang Mu's first question after he calmed down for a while.

Red wine, chrysanthemums, candlelight, steak... The chief planner ticked off all the effects Songxue asked for on the list. When he saw that there was "Unforgettable Tonight" at the end, he immediately went to the executive brother next to him. With a wave of his hand: "Next item!"

The little brother was stunned: "The next item is so soon? The fireworks are not over yet! The proprietress can't digest it too fast, and the effect is not good."

The chief planner asked: "Has our effect been better? Has the proprietress digested it?"

The little brother glanced at Jiang Mu who was holding Songxue's thigh tremblingly: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll let the band enter..."

So, amidst the fireworks all over the sky, a group of cute children dressed up came into the arena holding hands and singing.

"Unforgettable ~ tonight ~ unforgettable tonight ~"

Amidst the huge explosion of fireworks, the childish singing slowly sounded.Jiang Mu was taken aback when he heard the singing, and finally realized something was wrong.It should be... no one will sing Unforgettable Tonight at the scene of the mine disaster so desperately... right?

Suppressing the doubts in his heart, Jiang Mu took a deep breath, finally willing to crawl out from Songxue's crotch.He hugged Songxue's thigh and slowly opened his eyes, looking in the direction of the singing.In the end, it was okay if I didn't look at it, but when I looked at it, my brain made a "buzz", and my forehead was sweating.

Where are those children who are singing, they are all kinds of song Xue of all kinds and models.A girl with braids on her head, a girl in a flowery skirt, a girl wearing small leather shoes, a girl with bright red blush on her cheeks, a girl with a haircut from the Republic of China... the crowd of girls opened their eyes. With a pair of blue digital pupils, and a weird little mouth that opens and closes in unison with the music, in order to create a festive atmosphere, the corners of their mouths have been specially treated, the two corners of their mouths seem to be hooked It was lifted exaggeratedly like hooking upwards, but each face was covered with Songxue's iceberg calm face, which had never melted for thousands of years, flickering in the explosion light of the explosives, making an extremely handsome face out of nowhere The effect of the murder puppet...

Songxue crawled along the network cable and extinguished those Heijiang Mu's optical brains one by one. Just as he crawled back into his body contentedly, he saw Jiang Mu hugging his thigh and being stunned by the "beautiful scenery".Seeing the "fireworks" exploding all around and the sound of singing, his eyes narrowed.Looking at the progress bar of his proposal, Song Xue stretched out his hand and brought the plate of diamond rings in front of him.

Songxue: "Jiang Mumu..."

The dogbot cleared his throat and was about to start proposing.Unexpectedly, Jiang Mu spoke first.

With sweat on his forehead, Jiang Mu shivered like a chicken: "Hahahaha... Is this a TV show? Hahaha, it's scary enough."

The scene fell into an eerie silence, and the atmosphere was once very awkward.

Songxue: "..."

audience:"……"

The reporters who were about to wait for their marriage proposal to finish rushing up as fast as possible: "..."

After laughing dryly for a while, Jiang Mu finally saw the large plate of diamond rings in Songxue's hand.

Fuck, it's not what he thinks, is it? !

Now even Jiang Mu fell into that weird silence.

Looking at Jiang Mu's stupid face, Songxue's processor flashed a series of extremely complicated calculations: Do you really want to bind with this human?Do you really propose?What should I do if I look so stupid and suddenly lose my mind?Do you want to kill him?Is it really worth raising a mentally retarded person with tens of thousands of points?

5 minutes later:

Songxue: "Jiang Mumu, marry me."

On the live station:

"Is it an illusion? Why does the big boss look so reluctant?"

"I received a touch of disgust from the big boss' tone?"

"together together together!"

"Damn it? Why do all the barrage I post automatically change to 'together'?"

"Me too!"

"+Relic city citizen identification number!"

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Jiang Mu looked at the diamond ring in front of him with a complicated expression. There was no surprise, no happiness, no excitement on his face.Seeing his expression, the experienced reporters seemed to smell some big news, and immediately surrounded him like a fish with long guns and short cannons, and gave Jiang Mu a close-up.

Jiang Mu: "Hehe, I think we..."

Songxue slowly raised his arms.

Jiang Mu let out a mournful cry from his throat, and rushed up to hug Song Xuexue's arms that were about to turn into human cannons in the next second, crying and laughing: "I think we are very suitable for marrying Song Xuexue I feel super happy! Honey, is this a proposal? Oh my God! I can't tell at all! Your idea is really good! Hahaha... woo..."

The reporters really wanted to offer their sincere blessings to the couple, but look at the couple... one has no expression on his face, and the other has no love in his life.Full of blessings swirled in the throats of the reporters, and were swallowed back with difficulty.

The reporter managed to squeeze out a smile: "What an enviable couple~ May I ask Mr. Song Xuexue, when do you plan to hold your wedding? Will the scene be even more luxurious than now~"

Songxue and Jiang Mu looked at each other.Neither of them spoke, but Jiang Mu suddenly laughed.

There was a crack in the reporter's perfect smile, and he suddenly felt that his smile was very tired: "Huh???" You guys are talking!

After a long time...

Songxue: "Let's talk about it later."

Jiang Mu hehe: "Let's say goodbye, it's scary."

reporter:"……"