My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

"What the hell is going on in your mind?!" The lively proposal finally came to an end in an embarrassing sound, the live broadcast ended, and the reporters dispersed.When I got home, I closed the door, and Xue Xue went berserk all the time, tearing apart my calm and rational skin, "I have prepared so many surprises for you! How are you? You pig-headed when looking at the ring." What are you thinking?! The first thing I said was 'I don't think we are suitable'? Not suitable? Where is it not suitable? Oh, yes, our IQ is indeed not very suitable. Geniuses and mentally retarded should have reproductive segregation! "

Jiang Mu, who has always been loveless like a chicken, also shook his chicken feathers, and started pecking at people as soon as he flapped his wings: "Ahh! I'm just going to say it! Your dog robot has all the memory sticks stored in it. What kind of stuff?! Propose with white chrysanthemums? And put a long and short white candle in there, do you think I’m a dead person?! Engaging in ghost marriage? You’re expecting me to have long and short, right? ?! Do you think you want to curse me to death and get a new host?!"

"What's wrong with three longs and two shorts?! That's called three lives and three generations in pairs!" Songxue was holding her breath in her heart since Jiang Mu entered the mine. It exploded, and the little temper exploded like gasoline on fire, "Oh, I forgot, your private life is very messy, not only hide yourself and secretly masturbate, but also have strange parties, you are the best at cheating little boys, There is also Song Xuexue who is obsessed with you. My God! How can you say such a thing?! If it weren't for your sweet talk with a calm face, you are giving your heart and hugging your thigh, Can I fall in love with you? Return my Mini? This is an insult to my artificial intelligence!"

Although he didn't show it because of facial paralysis, the shock that Jiang Mu's words brought to him at the time was huge: "Oh my god! How do you have the face to say such a thing?! You are the most shameless I have ever seen The human being who can turn right and wrong the most!"

It’s okay if Songxue didn’t mention this, but when Jiang Mu mentioned this, he immediately remembered the fear of being tied up as a little quail, so he stretched his neck and shouted like Mrs. Xianglin: “You still have the face to say?! With you Did you propose like this?! I really thought I was kidnapped by a cult! Do you know how terrified and scared I was?! No! You don’t know! You only care about yourself! The most hateful thing is... is... you And live broadcast! Fuck your sister! Now the whole world knows that I was so scared that I peed my pants!"

Songxue sneered: "Heh, Mr. Jiang, please be careful with your words. There are 3 people and 573 dogs who saw you pee your pants."

3 people...

Jiang Mu covered his little heart with his hand, and almost missed it.

Songxue sneered for a while, then suddenly said: "Are you really scared to pee?"

Jiang Mu covered his cold and swishing little heart, and compared a small part with his fingers: "A little bit." Just wet Fat times.

Songxue was silent for a while: "Hmph! I should have installed a string of cameras in your crotch for a 365-degree live broadcast of your peeing."

"Song! Xue!" Jiang Mu wiped off the big diamond ring on his finger, and threw it on the ground heavily, "This day is over! Divorce! Divorce immediately! The house, car and tickets belong to me, you leave the house for me !"

As soon as Songxue raised his head, he rubbed out his human cannon: "You say it again?"

"I...I..." Jiang Mu stared at the black muzzle of the gun, but did not dare to say anything.

Songxue glanced at the big diamond ring on the ground very calmly, and ordered: "Pick it up for me."

Jiang Mu reflexively wanted to bend down to pick up the big diamond ring, but thinking that he was going to become a married man, how could he still be as cowardly in front of Song Xue as before?Songxue dared to point and point at herself before she was married, but if she got married in the future, would it be okay?No!Can't get used to it!Absolutely can't get used to it!

So Jiang Mumu straightened his back: "Don't pick it up!"

Songxue: "Huh? Can you say it again?"

Jiang Mu: "No...don't pick up..."

Songxue narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Ask you again, do you want to pick it up?"

Jiang Mu slammed the table: "Me! I'll pick it up tomorrow!"

Songxue: "..."

"You...you will bully me! You will scare me!" Seeing Xue Xue's fierce expression, Jiang Mu started howling, "I have been with you for so long, you either beat me or scolded me, When I was unhappy, I shook the cannon at me, and finally got a marriage proposal. I thought that a better day was waiting for me in the future, but I didn't expect it to be kidnapping, altar, chrysanthemum, and puppet. Candles, there are only a few dead people! More exciting than Hollywood blockbusters! I... Is it easy?! I just wanted to play a small temper and ask you to coax me, but when you came back, you didn’t comfort others and threatened me with a straight face I...why is my life so hard..."

Song Xue only felt that Jiang Mu's howls made the current on his chip mess up, so he immediately put away the light cannon, went over and patted Jiang Mu's head: "Stop howling..."

Songxue's original intention was to appease him, but he didn't expect that his words were like vegetables in hot oil, and Jiang Mu's voice instantly rose an octave with a sizzling sound: "Aw!!!! Awow! !!belch--"

Songxue: "=A=!"

Songxue turned around like an ant on a hot pot, and finally went up and patted Jiang Mu on the head: "Don't cry, you cry like a husky, I...I give you a treat thing."

Jiang Mu hiccupped and wiped away tears that didn't exist in him: "Wh... what's so good?" It looked like I'd keep howling if the things you gave me were not good.

Songxue looked at the door and made sure that the door was closed and no one was eavesdropping, then he moved to Jiang Mu's ear mysteriously.

Jiang Mu took a deep breath and focused all his attention on his ears.He only heard the dog robot whispering in his ear: "Don't cry, brother's big [beep——] is for you to eat."

Jiang Mu: "!!!!!!!"

Jiang Mu turned his head and saw Xue Xue's bright eyes, and the small eyes that seemed to store ten thousand calcium tablets in them.

The villain in Jiang Mu's heart was already holding his distorted face and screaming, but he could only make a forced and calm expression on his face.

Jiang Mu swallowed his saliva with difficulty: "Is... is that what I thought?"

Songxue reached out and rubbed his washboard-like buttocks.

The hairs all over Jiang Mu's body were blown up, but he still had to pretend to be calm: "You... Is yours okay? Is it... the pink one?"

Songxue blew into his ear: "Sakura powder."

Jiang Mu: "Small?"

Songxue: "Giant Mini."

Jiang Mu: "Is it soft?"

Songxue: "So soft that you cry."

Jiang Mu asked the last question: "Inlaid with diamonds?"

Songxue: "Sparkling is cute."

Jiang Mu: "Then take a shower first."

Songxue stared at him for a while: "Okay."

As soon as Song Xue's figure disappeared into the bathroom separated by them, Jiang Mu jumped up like a spring on the sole of his foot.The first thing he did after jumping up was frantically twist the doorknob.However, the door seemed to be welded, and he couldn't open it for a long time.Jiang Mu was afraid to lure Songxue out who was still taking a bath, so he didn't dare to slam on the door. Finally, his eyes turned around the room for a long time, and fell on the window on the top used for ventilation.

The size of the window was only the size of a washbasin. Jiang Mu stood under it and made gestures from the air, thinking that with his thin body, it might be useful to work harder.So he quietly moved the table over, and climbed up on tiptoes, just about to poke his head in to see the reality...

Songxue: "Jiang Mumu, it suddenly occurred to me that we could..."

Jiang Mu, who had just grabbed the window sill with his hand, became numb: "What..."

Song Xue's face was pulled down, and even the color of his eyes was much darker: "Take a mandarin duck bath."

Jiang Mu laughed dryly: "I think it's pretty good..."

Songxue sneered: "Hmph."

Jiang Mu: "Don't get me wrong, I just heard a noise here, and I'm afraid someone might be peeping, and you know that the killers you recruited are elusive. , which is embarrassing."

Songxue raised the muzzle of the cannon, and with a sizzling sound, the skylight was melted into a black mass.

Jiang Mu: "..."

Songxue raised his arm again, and this time he turned the muzzle directly, aiming at Jiang Mu. Jiang Mu's whole body tightened again, and his voice broke: "You, you... what are you going to do?!"

Songxue said three words expressionlessly: "Take it off for me."

Jiang Mu: "No... no... I haven't taken a shower yet..."

Before he finished speaking, Songxue fired again, this time directly melting the chair he was stepping on, and Jiang Mufei jumped down from it, screaming from the heat.

Songxue: "Don't make me say it a second time."

Jiang Mu looked like a little girl who was forced into prostitution, and her fingers were threading back and forth in her shirt, doing foreign work, and it took a long time to unbutton a button.Songxue was not in a hurry, and looked from the side with a cold face, as if it wasn't him who just used a cannon to force someone to strip his clothes, he was the one who was seduced.

Jiang Mu's subordinates were working slowly, but their minds were spinning quickly.Judging from this situation, it is impossible for him to spend some money at this time.But you have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder.Fortunately, he was well prepared.The new hardware of this dog robot is small and soft, but let him push it up for a while, and then pretend to bark twice, and then praise him to the sky.This dog robot crashes as soon as it hears a good word, maybe it can't find the southeast and northwest!

Jiang Mu made up his mind, even the movements of his fingers were much faster, and he quickly cleaned himself up.

"Song Xuexue, this is the first time for him, you have to be gentle." Lying shyly and timidly under the quilt, Jiang Mu gave Xue Xue a wink very professionally.

Songxue's cold face suddenly turned red: "Mmm...mmmm!"

Jiang Mu was overjoyed, after all, it was a robot who hadn't even seen a calcium tablet.So he coughed and waved to Xue Xue: "I'm ready, come quickly!"

Songxue climbed onto the bed as good as he could: "Actually, although the scene in the mine today is big, it is not the real surprise I prepared for you."

Jiang Mu couldn't figure out why he said such a word out of nowhere: "Huh?"

Song Xue smiled coldly, Jiang Mu looked at that smile, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.He had just had a hint of this premonition when he saw Songxue on the other end pulling his bath towel: "Mr. Jiang, look, this is the real surprise I prepared for you."

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Jiang Mu didn't take it seriously at first, but after he took a serious look at the thing, lightning struck him instantly, and he stared at the source of all evil, his whole body froze from shock.

Songxue was very satisfied with his reaction, and proudly recited the lines he had read from somewhere: "How about it, little fairy, are you still satisfied with what you saw?"

Jiang Mu's mind was numb looking at the evil-looking thing.His face was pale, and he even lost his ability to speak: "...This, this, this..."

Damn, he's been stalked!It's completely overcast!This passage is not in his script!

Song Xue snorted, and proudly introduced his big baby to Jiang Mu: "I call it 'three in, three out, seven capture, seven vertical, nine/shallow/one/deep/golden/gun/not/inverted pro Version Piledriver.v2.7', look, isn't it so handsome that you can't close your legs just by looking at it?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Not only can't close the legs, I'm afraid it will be stabbed in half.There were too many surprises for him that day, and each of them looked like they had no surprises.

Love that comes too fast is like a tornado, and fate that comes too fast is like a sharp turn. The closer you are to life and death, the more you must wait calmly.Jiang Mu silently pulled the quilt to make a basic defense of three layers inside and three layers outside for his buttocks, and then bravely dealt with the gangsters like a brave and witty little hero: "Why isn't it pink?"

Songxue: "Song Jincheng said that although pink looks good, it is too feminine and girly after all. This is a part that can be used every day, so it must be more aggressive. Black is different. Black is the background color of the universe. It also represents the mysterious and unpredictable dark power, it is a symbol of the force of the universe, and it is most suitable for use here."

Jiang Mu gritted his teeth, it's fine, Song Jincheng, I remember you.

"That's what I said, but..." Jiang Mu twitched the corners of his mouth, "After all, black is a bit ordinary..."

"Humph! Stupid!" Songxue stood up straight, and took two steps in front of Jiang Mu, which made Jiang Mu tremble in fright, and pressed his back against the wall even tighter.Then Songxue didn't do anything, but started to introduce his new hardware to Jiang Mu like showing off [beep——] crazy demon, "How can I make the same thing as those third-rate designers? You don't Did you find it? Here, here, and here, I have done 35D curved surface aurora treatment with 3 layers of technology in these places. Didn’t you find that as the light source changes, there will be a fascinating aurora-like light here?!”

Seeing the dog robot talking to him with the weapon on, Jiang Mu silently praised himself, and then tried to guide Songxue, a young driver, to drive the car to a more remote and rugged place: "Oh, I see, for real! There's a light mist sandblasting here too! So why did you abandon the idea of ​​setting it with diamonds in the first place?"

Song Xue enthusiastically explained Jiang Mu's doubts: "Of course it is to make the chicken body fit the palm better and improve the hand feel! Using diamonds will strengthen the sense of separation between different materials, so in order to maintain a consistent texture and color, you don't need those something."

"Wow, Song Xuexue is simply a genius!" Jiang Mu let out a compliment against his will. He looked at Song Xue's new hardware, and then looked at his own. The best plan for a flat tire.

"Song Xuexue~" Jiang Mu blinked at Song Xue innocently, and made a small request to him with a pure and shy face, "I...I want to test whether your new hardware is soft enough."

Songxue is immersed in Jiang Mu's flattering BUFF, and he is undoubtedly there: "Of course! But be careful, Song Jincheng said, this is the most important and weakest part of a man, it depends on you becoming my wife. You touch it."

Jiang Mu sneered in his heart: "Of course I know, I'm also a man. Then I'll come..."

Songxue put her hands on her hips and closed her eyes: "Come on!"

Jiang Mu didn't speak, just twisted his ankle, and then exerted the greatest strength in his life, kicked up, and ruthlessly swept towards Songxue's eyes-obscuring thing.

There was only a "click", and the huge pain exploded in front of my eyes. At that moment, all the sounds in the world disappeared, leaving only the piercing pain.

Song Xue slowly opened his eyes, lowered his head, and stared at Jiang Mu's foot that was still lying between his crotch.

After a long time, Songxue said calmly: "You have a broken bone."

Jiang Mu: "...it hurts... woo woo woo..."

"You keep this posture and don't move." Songxue carefully helped Jiang Mu's feet aside, then wrapped himself in a towel and ran into the studio.

Jiang Mu was lying on the bed, two lines of blood and tears flowed quietly from his eyes.He finally knew what it was like to kick the iron plate. What is the hardware of this dog robot made of? !Could this be the legendary iron giant [beep——]? !I don't know if I kicked that thing just now, I can't tell from the dog robot's expression at all!Damn, if only robots could feel pain.

but……

Jiang Mu fell on the soft pillow like a shy water lotus that couldn't bear the cool breeze. Looking at Song Xue's figure rushing to the workshop, the pain in his feet was sweet in his heart.Folded one foot in and kept the chrysanthemum. This wave is not a loss.

There was a sound of "dingling jingling" in the studio. It sounded like the dog robot was looking for something. After a while, Song Xuegao rushed out holding a salve: "This is it! I forgot about this Already!"

Jiang Mu cleaned up the expression on his face: "Hiss——my feet hurt more and more...give me the ointment."

Song Xue passed the ointment to Jiang Mu with two shining eyes.

"I feel like I've broken a bone. Just rubbing the ointment may not help..." Jiang Mu complained, took the ointment, and looked down, his face was half black. Greasy... lubricating/slippery/paste? You just ran around the studio looking for this thing for a long time?!"

Songxue nodded: "How can I try my big plane without it."

Jiang Mu: "Huh?"

Songxue patted Jiang Mu's butt: "Hurry up, hurry up, take off your pants."

Jiang Mu almost jumped up with a conditioned reflex: "Dog robot, are you blind?! I...my leg is still hurt! Do you think I have such a big injured leg? It's fake?! Look! Look! My leg is still swollen! It's as swollen as a small grave bag!"

Songxue went straight to pull his trousers: "You don't need your legs, quickly, take off your trousers, it will be dawn in a while. I still want to complete the test flight before dawn."

Jiang Mu woke up in an instant. He pressed his body against the bed sheet and let out a ghostly howl: "I don't—Do you have a conscience for the dog robot! I'm a wounded...I'm a wounded..."

There was a sound of "tearing", and the pants were torn.

Jiang Mu cried out in fright: "You are not human!"

Songxue poked his butt curiously: "It's okay, just lie down and don't need to move."

Jiang Mu exploded the moment the dog robot's cold fingers touched his skin. He really wanted to jump up and run away, but this heavy injured leg dragged him down, so Jiang Mu had to use all his strength to slap the quilt Drill in.

Song Xue looked at Jiang Mu who was like an earthworm, frowned, and tore off the quilt.

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu finally fell into Songxue's hands like a salted fish.He lay naked on the pillow, shivering like a chicken shivering in the cold wind.

Songxue hummed a little tune, and carefully applied a layer of oil on herself: "Huh?"

Jiang Mu looked at his slow and orderly movements, and couldn't hold back the panic in his heart: "Oh!!!! I'm going to die!"

Songxue: "Don't worry, it won't, this is custom-made, and I fully considered your capacity when I made it."

Jiang Mu: "..." Then thank you very much.

Songxue patted his butt, intending to let him relax, but Jiang Mu froze and almost died of fright.

Songxue: "..."

Songxue: "Just once, sleep after the trial."

Jiang Mu said with a pale face, "Really...really just once?"

Songxue: "Yes."

Jiang Mu felt at ease, and then accidentally swept Songxue's human cannon, and suddenly went crazy again: "That won't work either!! Help! I want to call the police!"

Songxue grabbed Jiang Mu and pressed him face down on the pillow: "Come on, don't be nervous, take a deep breath... 1, 2, 3... Are you ready?"

Jiang Mu straightened his waist, tightened his legs, and answered louder than ever before: "No!"

next moment……

Jiang Mu: "Ahhhhhh——"

(Harmony, civilization, friendship, prosperity, democracy)

Five days later, a certain man who could only lie on the hospital bed in a prone position gradually woke up.When I opened my eyes, I saw two bouquets of pure white chrysanthemums, a bowl of steaming clear soup, and a guilty robot face.

Song Xuexue: "Jiang Mumu...you're awake..."

Jiang Mu looked around the room with eyes that seemed to have disappeared, and finally fell on Songxue's face: "Where is this? Who am I? What am I doing?"

Songxue's expression was very sad: "Dear Mr. Jiang, I regret to inform you that the 'Three-in-Three-Out Test Plan No. [-] Case' failed."

When Songxue reminded him, Jiang Mu's memory suddenly woke up, and he even remembered the words Songxue chanted during his half-life, such as "try it and go to sleep", "just pierce it is very Hurry up", "Close your eyes and it will pass away"...

What a fart!

Have you ever seen a test flight once for two days and two nights? !Is one tie just for two days and two nights? !Why do you want to sleep, you can go straight into the ground!

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Jiang Mu gnawed his fingers on the bed for a while, feeling the dull pain coming from behind, and didn't dare to look back at his injury.

Songxue saw that he just gnawed his fingers silently and said nothing, a little guilty: "How do you feel now?"

Jiang Mu was silent for a moment: "How is it? I'm in good spirits now, and my self-confidence is bursting. I feel that I have a black hole in my buttocks, and I can sit on the ground and absorb soil."

The down-to-earth robot stared at his buttocks for a while, and suddenly there was light in his eyes: "Then you mean that the second test flight can be carried out now?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn, is your dog robot still human? !His lower body is still paralyzed. You are about to fly for the second time?Sure enough, people of different races cannot fall in love!

Under Jiang Mu's scorching gaze, Songxue finally felt a little ashamed: "Then...that was an accident, I forgot to set the end command."

Jiang Mu hehe: "So you only remembered after working for two days and two nights?"

Songxue blushed, Jiang Mu thought he was ashamed, and was about to give him a good lesson, when the dog robot said: "It's not all your fault, why didn't you tell me that being a human is so cool! I missed it How many opportunities to have sex! It’s so cool to just go in and out, if you wait for [beep——], wouldn’t you go to heaven?!”

Jiang Mu cried angrily: "Get out! You are a wolf-hearted robot! Don't let me see you in the ruins city again!"

In the next few days, Jiang Mu was still dying on the hospital bed, and Song Xue completely became an elementary school monk who was assigned an observation homework by the teacher. Every day, he squatted next to him with a small book and looked at his little chrysanthemum. , also wrote an observation diary.Every time Jiang Mu saw his expectant little eyes, his spine felt chills, and his SAN value went crazy. Not only did he hope that his butt injury would never heal, he even wanted to draw two marks on himself.

The days passed in such a leisurely way, and under Jiang Mu's daily eating and drinking, Song Xuexue's vegetable stock was officially exhausted.So on this day, Jiang Mu's table ushered in a brand new dish: cucumber.

Jiang Mu, who had been paralyzed on the top of the bed, stretched out his hands to eat and opened his mouth, saw the dish and was immediately possessed by the little princess: "Take it away! I don't want to eat this!"

Song Xianhui's little wife Xue gently shoved Jiang Mu's hair. Since Jiang Mu was crippled, this dog robot even spoke softly: "This is the vegetable I recovered. It just bears fruit in the morning. It’s still very fresh, and when I picked it, many people stared at me, and I didn’t even want to eat it myself, so I’ll give you a taste first. Look, the thorn is still standing.”

The more Jiang Mu looked at the cucumber, the more he felt the pain in the chrysanthemum. He covered his face and hummed, "Take it away, I won't eat it... I won't eat things of this shape..."

Songxue's face turned cold: "I said you are almost done..." Isn't it just being stabbed for two days and two nights, and it has been two weeks.

As soon as Jiang Mu mentioned this, he immediately climaxed himself: "Of course you said that! It's not you who was stabbed! I... I'm a good old lady..."

As soon as Songxue heard this familiar prelude, Jiang Mu automatically made up a long series of words that Jiang Mu was going to say next. It was not that he would know the foretelling, but that Jiang Mu had said these words too many times, so much that he was a super Intelligent robots feel that the chip is about to explode: "Shut up!"

Jiang Mu immediately turned from a little princess back into a little daughter-in-law: "Hey! You don't love me anymore, you are fierce..."

Songxue: "..."

Song Xue sighed, and raised the kitchen knife resignedly.

Jiang Mu shrank his neck: "You, you... what are you doing?"

Songxue stared at a pair of loveless eyes, and slapped the poor little cucumber to pieces in front of Jiang Mu.When it was over, he pushed the plate in front of Jiang Mu: "Eat."

"It's really ugly." Jiang Mu chuckled inwardly, and then took a bite of the cucumber in disbelief.As soon as the crunchy cucumber was eaten, Jiang Mu's body immediately trembled.

Seeing Jiang Mu's sculpture-like expression, Song Xue didn't know what he had imagined, and became proud: "How is it? I have made a small modification to the plant's gene to make it taste more crisp Refreshing. Isn't it delicious? How about we make this a signature product of our Plant Shop?"

To spit it out or not to spit it out, that is the question.Jiang Mu looked at the dog robot's eyes that were about to shine in the next moment, and his strong desire to survive made him swallow the cucumber.

"Song Xuexue..." Jiang Mu said anxiously.

Song Xue stared at Jiang Mu's eyes with light: "Huh? Is it delicious?"

Jiang Mu: "You cucumber...why does it taste like strawberry?" It still smells like that low-quality strawberry essence.

Songxue had an expression of "I hate it, you discovered it": "How about it, this is my special improvement, isn't it a surprise?!"

Jiang Mu silently pushed the cucumber farther: "Then why don't you just restore a strawberry?" After eating it, he was afraid that his saliva would taste like strawberry.

Songxue took out a pot of strawberries: "I have them. Do you want to try them?"

Jiang Mu: "...Then what do you mean by making a strawberry-flavored cucumber?"

Songxue replied confidently: "Strawberry flavor is the most beautiful flavor in the world. The flavors you have left behind are too messy. I want to unify them and become the first emperor of the food industry, which will last forever."

Jiang Mu: "..." MMP, the food industry is afraid to hang you to death?

Jiang Mu stared at the cucumber for a long time, finally straightened up, and lay straight back on the bed: "I don't want to eat it, it's too bad, I want to eat chicken, I want to eat duck, I want to eat big watermelon! It's wrong for you to do this Xue, there are so many people in the world, not everyone has the same taste as you."

Songxue: "I make it for myself. They like to eat it or not. They have the ability to develop new flavors by themselves. I care about the tastes of people in the world."

Jiang Mu: "What about me?"

Songxue thought about it for a while, and finally stared at Jiang Mu and said seriously: "Marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog. If you follow me, you have to follow me to eat."

One sentence made Jiang Mu choke so hard that he wanted to spit out blood: "I said that you are a highly intelligent robot, how do you live like an old feudalist? Do you want me to copy a few great books about women's liberation into your chip? inside?"

Songxue took a scan of Jiang Mu up and down, and after confirming that Jiang Mu was naturally stupid, rather than being stabbed in the brain by himself for two days and two nights, he calmly followed up: "What does women's liberation have to do with you?" Relationship? Did they free you?"

With a "click", Jiang Mu heard the sound of his dignity as a man shattered, and even Song Xue took the opportunity to clamp the cucumber into his mouth without noticing.

The industrious and brave Song Xuexue not only has to take care of Jiang Mumu, who is extremely depressed because of his broken dignity, but also runs between various departments in the ruins city, preparing for the opening of their small shop.Submit the application, wait for the test, go to the department, go through the formalities, get the license... With Songxue's hard work, the Songxuexue plant shop is finally expected to open.Yes, their shop is called "Song Xuexue Plant Shop", and Jiang Mu is not mentioned at all.However, as a host who has no name or distinction and can only lie on the bed with a dead body, Jiang Mu still dutifully provided Songxue with verbal help: "Songxue is awesome, do you want to consider making an advertisement?" Jiang Mu I have adapted well to myself, a person who only needs to call "666".

So at Jiang Mu's suggestion, Song Cui thought for a long time, then took out his big keyboard and typed a large piece of code.The moment Songxue pressed the send button, all the personal terminals connected to the star network were all blacked out. Just when everyone was at a loss as to what happened and where they were, a cold electronic voice sounded in the dark. It sounded: "Song Xuexue Plant Shop opened today, everyone go and buy it. Song Xuexue Plant Shop opened today, everyone go and buy it. Song Xuexue Plant Shop opened today, everyone go and buy it .”

Everyone in the middle of the battle/half of the wave/half of the masturbation: "WTF?"

Jiang Mu, who was lying on the nursing bed watching a movie, was also forced to advertise: "Goosebumps are rising! Are you a pervert? Do you want to repeat it three times?" One time is enough to be ashamed, okay?This is really the most unintentional and straightforward advertisement he has ever seen in his life!

Songxue put her keyboard away with a "snap": "If we do this, the name of our small shop will probably resound throughout the ruins city!"

After doing this, Jiang Mu didn't have the heart to continue watching movies.He used his personal terminal to connect to Xingwang and began to read comments. Sure enough, the entire Xingwang was already fried, and the topic of water was everywhere on Xingwang's city channel.

"Oh, did I go blind just now, or did the star network blow up? What the hell is Xue Songsong's plant shop?"

"Damn it, it's been 3 days of land reclamation, and it's hard to pass P4, only 0.2% short, it's black!"

"The virtual girlfriend who just captured, all his pants are off, one black and one bright, suddenly bigger than me!"

"Advertisers are making a fuss again?"

"It should not be an advertiser. I was sending money to a client just now, and it was also hacked. It is impossible for the advertising system to affect the financial system."

"I'm the only one who counted the black screen for half a minute just now, did Quanxing Network lose several hundred million?"

"Wait a minute, this small plant shop of Songxuexue seems to be right next to my house, and the sign was just put up half an hour ago."

The more Jiang Mu watched, the more frightened he became, the more frightened he became. Before he could turn off the video, there was a knock on the door.

Five minutes after the "advertisement" was issued, the first wave of gossip spy teams arrived on the battlefield.

"Song Song Song... Song Xue... report... call the police..." Jiang Mu was shaking.

Chapter 107

Songxue opened the door.Outside the door was a thin otaku, who was startled when he saw Songxue come out. He thought that the other party would feel a little guilty when there was such a big commotion on the Internet, but he never expected Songxue's response speed to be so fast.

Then, he saw the gun in Songxue's hand.

The sweat on the otaku's head immediately came down.My mind became hot, and I just thought about digging the biggest and freshest melon out to eat, without considering personal safety.He looked at Songxue's expressionless face, and his intestines turned green with regret.

Songxue: "Welcome, what can I do for you?"

The otaku stared at the gun in his hand: "I, I, I...Actually, I came here because I saw the advertisement."

Songxue: "Is it a client?"

At this time, the otaku had already thought of quitting. Hearing his question, he gave a dry laugh and hurriedly went down the slope: "Ah...I'm not...I seem to have knocked on the wrong door..."

"Please come in." How could Songxue let his first order run away inexplicably, before he finished speaking, Songxue let the door open, stretched out his hand, grabbed the person and dragged him to the door forcibly.

The otaku was completely panicked now, struggling to run out, and crying, "I'm not, brother, I really just knocked on the wrong door..."

His little strength is no match for Songxue, Songxue dragged him to the small living room with a flick of his fingers. Shutting the door with a "bang" and locking it neatly, Song Xue nodded to the otaku who was already paralyzed on the ground: "Please wait a moment." Then he plunged into the studio.

The otaku had completely become a frightened bird, and he collapsed on the ground for a long time before he recovered his senses. He looked around anxiously, wanting to take the opportunity to escape, but he didn't dare, and then he saw the nursing bed in the corner of the living room at a glance.The nursing bed was covered with a white quilt, and there was a strange human-shaped bulge in the middle.

This straight human body shape, white quilt from head to toe... The otaku suddenly had many bad associations in his mind. He quickly turned on the terminal to call the police, but found that the terminal had been completely disconnected.The otaku was stunned for a while at the terminal that had no communication response at all. Finally, he suddenly smiled and turned on the video recording function of the terminal very calmly.

"Hi everyone, I'm in the Songxuexue plant shop now. I saw the promotion of this shop on the Internet. In order to provide you with more information, I tracked it all the way here. Although I know that I have the ability to Those who make such a big publicity must not be kind, but I still underestimated the danger here, and now I am being held hostage by an unknown person..." The otaku turned the video capture window around the house, and finally pointed at the nursing bed. "Besides, there was a corpse covered in a white cloth on the nursing bed in front of me. I don't know what happened to him, or what might happen to me below, and I don't know how long this video can be recorded... I just know, I love You guys. I hope that I can quietly record all this crime in the form of a video. When the law of the relic city brings this devil to justice, this video can become evidence, avenge us unfortunates, and give us justice... ..."

Because he felt that the advertisement was too embarrassing and he didn't want to be involved, Jiang Mu covered his face with a quilt and pretended to be dead: "..." Now, should he play dead or fake his body?

Before Jiang Mu could think it over, he heard the buddy sigh deeply: "You and I met by chance, and we are destined to die at the hands of the same person. It is also a fate. I decided to let you show your face."

Jiang Mu: "???"

Before Jiang Mu could react, with a "swipe", the quilt on his body was lifted by this buddy, and the two of them looked at each other unexpectedly.One was shocked, the other stunned. You looked at me and I looked at you. They even forgot to blink, completing a fateful encounter.

After a long while, the otaku pointed the camera window in his hand at Jiang Mu's face in amazement: "This corpse is well maintained, it looks like a living one, I was shocked."

Jiang Mu could not wait to spray him with saliva: "You are the dead body, we are serious about selling plants."

"What?!" The otaku was shocked, "I'm afraid you are going to laugh at me to death! Serious plant sellers open the door with guns? Customers..."

Before he finished speaking, Songxue pushed the cart out of the workshop with a bang, and there were densely packed small potted plants on it, "You are the first customer of our shop, and they are all here , all are jumping prices, pick whatever you want, choose whatever you want.”

The otaku was dumbfounded when he saw the cart of lush little plants.In the end, the nerd took out all his accounts, carefully returned home with a pot of cucumbers, and immediately publicized his oolong experience on Xingwang. Followed by a fire.

The first store capable of launching a new type of plant is already eye-catching. Coupled with mysterious advertisements and oolong videos, Song Xuexue Plant Shop became popular overnight.Almost all the people in Ruins City know about this magical store. It’s not counted if they come to see it by themselves. There are also those who bring their family and friends to see it. Those who can’t afford it stand around the counter to look at it, and those who can afford it buy it. After finishing, I still looked around the counter, regardless of working hours or rest days, there are people coming every time.Jiang Mu felt that what they opened was probably not a gardening shop, but a rare botanical garden, and even the always aloof Ruins City Technology Channel came here to interview Song Xuexue.For a while, reports about Songxue and Songxuexue's plant shop were flying all over the sky.Serious technology channels keep broadcasting Song Xue's