My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]
Chapter 102
Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Mu immediately yelled: "Help, it's kidnapping!"
The little green hair took the lead and stuffed the towel that he had prepared long ago into Jiang Mu's mouth, and when he was done, he pulled off the belt and tied his hands behind his back, and raised his eyebrows at Jiang Mu triumphantly: "Brother, you Obediently accept your fate, it’s not good to choose which train to choose, you have to get on this thief train. This train only picks places where no one is around, and there are 38 stations on a line, at least [-] of which are dilapidated and broken stations. There is not even a camera. Not to mention kidnapping a person, even if a person is dead, it will not be found for three to five months."
Jiang Mu: "..." He was deceived by some piece of shit, and actually chose such a death route.I knew he would rather throw up ten thousand times on the subway.
Seeing the sad expression on Jiang Mu's face, the boss couldn't help but pat his dog's head, and comforted him: "Okay, don't be reconciled, if you are obedient, our brothers will only ask for money, Don't kill me. Don't be afraid. When you get to the place in a while, you will answer whatever I ask you, and you will do whatever I ask you to do. We will let you go when we have the money, and you won't lose a hair. But if you Do not cooperate with us..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Mu nodded frantically, wagging his tail like a puppy.
Seeing this, the boss didn't talk nonsense with him, let go of Jiang Mu's chin and stood up, and told the younger brothers behind him: "What are you guys still doing in a daze? Find a mine cart, and then blindfold him." Get up. Today the boss will bring you a big sum."
Jiang Mu felt relieved after hearing this.If the old rules in the kidnapping world haven't changed in the past few years, generally with these few words, his life safety is somewhat guaranteed.As long as that picky Song Xue is willing to pay.
Soon, the young people came back with a tattered little mine cart.They blindfolded Jiang Mu, and then carried him to the small mining cart. A few colorful young people dragged Jiang Mu deep into the depths of the mine.
Jiang Mu, who thought that he was about to be dragged into the deep mountains and old forests, never thought that he was not fighting alone at this moment, at least ten thousand pairs of eyes were with him.
In the cave deep in the mine, Songxue stared blankly at the picture that had just been sent back. Beside him were some media who took the initiative to broadcast the grand marriage proposal with long guns and short cannons. The planners were already sweating profusely. The jubilant atmosphere was gone at this moment, and the scene became very awkward for a while, especially Jiang Mu's resounding "I can trick him to you", which brought the whole atmosphere to a climax.
The planner tried to figure out something from Songxue's face, but Songxue's face was so paralyzed that it was very typical. In the end, he had to ask cautiously: "Boss, should we still propose this marriage?"
The reporters smelled the gossip, moved their ears, and signaled the cameraman next to them to take a close-up of Songxue.A normal live broadcast of a marriage proposal and a pair of lovers tearing each other up at the moment of the proposal, even if you think about it with your toes, you know which one to choose.
Song Xue looked directly at the camera: "Jiang Mu, you are doing well."
The reporter was secretly excited, feeling that there would be some serious news to explode in a while, and maybe a murder scene could be broadcast live.
In the anticipation of everyone, the blindfolded Jiang Mu was pushed in on a mine cart like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
Although it is daytime, there is no daylight in the mine, but the ubiquitous wax light illuminates the whole mine as bright as day, and the surroundings of the mine are densely packed with pots of dew-covered flowers. White chrysanthemums, on the table like an altar in the middle, there are red wine and steak carefully prepared by the planners, of course, I did not forget to put a chrysanthemum in the crystal bottle on the table.
As soon as Jiang Mu came in, all the cameras turned to Jiang Mu, no matter if they were shooting eulogy Xue or chrysanthemums.Everyone held their breath, waiting straight to witness this great moment.
When Jiang Mu smelled the candles, he calmed down and immediately panicked, he muffled twice.Several young people looked at Songxue.
Songxue nodded.
The young people obediently took the towel out of Jiang Mu's mouth.
Under the eyes of everyone, Jiang Mu, who thought he and the kidnappers were the only ones here, trembled like a little quail: "You, you... how come there is a smell of candles here! You are not a cult?!" !
The young people looked at the big boss Songxue.
However, Songxue hadn't nodded yet, and was anxious to win back the plan of a city, so he said very cleverly: "Huh? My sacrifice has arrived? Is this the virgin you have found? It is really holy." He I just felt that jumping from kidnapping to eating steak was too blunt and would affect the final effect. Unexpectedly, Jiang Mu himself gave a reason.
The idea of the plan is very good. First, the steak is said to be a blood-eating fetish or something. According to the requirements of the cult scriptures, the sacrifice must be eaten before the god sacrifice can be started. When Jiang Mu ate the ring in the steak in a daze, the music When the sound sounded, everyone took off his blindfold and shouted "surprise" in unison.Candlelight, flowers, music, lover, must move people to the ground.
Awesome!The planner feels that he will be moved by himself.
The idea is beautiful, but the reality is skinny.As soon as the words of the plan came out, Jiang Mu laughed loudly: "What? Are you looking for a virgin? Then you caught the wrong person, and I wasn't there 800 years ago. I have more than a dozen ex-girlfriends alone. There are quite a few boyfriends, so let’s just gossip and have sex. I’m not bragging, I’m the best at coaxing innocent little boys. If you cheat with sweet words, you’ll be sure. Don’t you want innocent little virgins? Let me introduce you One, his name is Song Xuexue, he is so obsessed with me, as long as I move my finger, he will..."
Little Green Mao's eyes were quick, and he directly put the towel on his mouth again.
Jiang Mu said "Mmm" twice in dissatisfaction.He hasn't finished yet.Song Xuelian's penis is newly dressed, he is definitely a little virgin.
Now there is no need to hold your breath and concentrate to achieve the effect of silence in the audience.The reporters didn't even bother to take pictures of the little chrysanthemum, they gave a close-up of the "pure little virgin" Song Xuexue, and thoughtfully made him a special effect of "heartbreak".
The planner looked at Songxue with trepidation: Boss, do you still want this lady boss?Really don't think about changing it?This is not marrying a wife, it is obviously marrying a prairie.
Songxue sneered twice, stepped forward and squeezed Jiang Mu's crotch twice, Jiang Mu's body trembled, and immediately became hard.
Songxue changed the voice of a fierce old man for himself: "Huh, it's hard when you touch it, and it's not running anywhere. Take me to the altar!"
Jiang Mu panicked and struggled with all his strength: "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!"
However, it was of no use. Under the full suppression of several young people, he was twisted like a twist and escorted to the altar.
The planner cleared his throat, motioned the youngsters to remove the towel from Jiang Mu's mouth, and then pushed the medium-rare steak in front of Jiang Mu: "Eat it."
Jiang Mu cried so much that his nose was full of tears, his nose was blocked, and he couldn't smell the smell of beef at all.When he heard what the planner said about blood food, he thought it was disgusting raw meat that was placed in front of him, so he howled immediately: "I don't eat...I don't eat...I'm really not a virgin, you want me to say How many times do I have to believe that I'm dirty..."
Oh my, it's live!The planner was afraid that he would say more unpleasant things, so he took out his laser gun and shot him at his feet.
With a sound of "swish", a small soil flower exploded at Jiang Mu's feet, and the hot debris hit Jiang Mu's ankle, scalding him all over.Jiang Mu's body trembled, he lowered his head to keep his voice down, and was honest.
Planning: "What I hate the most in my life are those scumbags who mess up the relationship between men and women! Every time I see one, I can't help but want to give them a flower on the egg! Let me ask you again Again, are you fucking a virgin?!"
Jiang Mu imagined the beauty of flowers blooming on his eggs, and shivered: "Yes..."
The planner let out a sigh of relief, feeling that he finally got back some face for the boss, and he was in a good mood: "Then give it to me!"
Jiang Mu didn't dare to make a sound, and felt aggrieved on the stone platform. He didn't touch the knife and fork, and he was afraid that his eggs would bloom later, so he grabbed the steak tremblingly and stuffed it into his mouth.
Planning: "..." Well, he admitted that eating steak blindfolded is indeed a bug, but at least things are starting to develop in a good direction.
The whole marriage proposal has finally reached the most critical part!All the cameras were aimed at Jiang Mu, and the reporters even handed the wheat to their mouths, staring at Jiang Mu without blinking, waiting for Jiang Mu to eat the ring in the steak, and then took off his The black cloth in front of him shouted "surprise".
The steak became smaller and smaller under Jiang Mu's nibbling.
"Ten, nine, eight..." Everyone began to count silently in their hearts. On the video site, the audience watching the live broadcast couldn't help becoming nervous when they saw Jiang Mu's constantly opening and closing lips.
Under such ardent anticipation, Jiang Mu ate a whole piece of steak tremblingly, sat down obediently, and wiped his hands on his clothes: "I... I finished eating." Use it!
Everyone: "..."
From planning to execution: what the hell are you doing? !How did you prepare?Didn't the ring go into the steak? !
The execution was hard to talk, and anxiously compared a ring with his hands, then strangled his neck and made a gesture of swallowing: he ate the ring!
Planning: "..." Oh my god, after finishing this order, he will go back to his hometown to get married, this is the first time that he feels such a tiring thing.
The planner bit the bullet and looked at Song Xue: The only ring was eaten by the proprietress, what should I do? !
How to propose without a ring!
"Such a thing can't be done well! What do I need you for?" Songxue's face was darkened, he took out a diamond ring from his pocket and threw it on the plate, "Stop messing around with those stupid people, Go straight to the next stage."
A group of people looked at a plate of shiny diamond rings, their eyes were straight.
The little green hair took the lead and stuffed the towel that he had prepared long ago into Jiang Mu's mouth, and when he was done, he pulled off the belt and tied his hands behind his back, and raised his eyebrows at Jiang Mu triumphantly: "Brother, you Obediently accept your fate, it’s not good to choose which train to choose, you have to get on this thief train. This train only picks places where no one is around, and there are 38 stations on a line, at least [-] of which are dilapidated and broken stations. There is not even a camera. Not to mention kidnapping a person, even if a person is dead, it will not be found for three to five months."
Jiang Mu: "..." He was deceived by some piece of shit, and actually chose such a death route.I knew he would rather throw up ten thousand times on the subway.
Seeing the sad expression on Jiang Mu's face, the boss couldn't help but pat his dog's head, and comforted him: "Okay, don't be reconciled, if you are obedient, our brothers will only ask for money, Don't kill me. Don't be afraid. When you get to the place in a while, you will answer whatever I ask you, and you will do whatever I ask you to do. We will let you go when we have the money, and you won't lose a hair. But if you Do not cooperate with us..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Mu nodded frantically, wagging his tail like a puppy.
Seeing this, the boss didn't talk nonsense with him, let go of Jiang Mu's chin and stood up, and told the younger brothers behind him: "What are you guys still doing in a daze? Find a mine cart, and then blindfold him." Get up. Today the boss will bring you a big sum."
Jiang Mu felt relieved after hearing this.If the old rules in the kidnapping world haven't changed in the past few years, generally with these few words, his life safety is somewhat guaranteed.As long as that picky Song Xue is willing to pay.
Soon, the young people came back with a tattered little mine cart.They blindfolded Jiang Mu, and then carried him to the small mining cart. A few colorful young people dragged Jiang Mu deep into the depths of the mine.
Jiang Mu, who thought that he was about to be dragged into the deep mountains and old forests, never thought that he was not fighting alone at this moment, at least ten thousand pairs of eyes were with him.
In the cave deep in the mine, Songxue stared blankly at the picture that had just been sent back. Beside him were some media who took the initiative to broadcast the grand marriage proposal with long guns and short cannons. The planners were already sweating profusely. The jubilant atmosphere was gone at this moment, and the scene became very awkward for a while, especially Jiang Mu's resounding "I can trick him to you", which brought the whole atmosphere to a climax.
The planner tried to figure out something from Songxue's face, but Songxue's face was so paralyzed that it was very typical. In the end, he had to ask cautiously: "Boss, should we still propose this marriage?"
The reporters smelled the gossip, moved their ears, and signaled the cameraman next to them to take a close-up of Songxue.A normal live broadcast of a marriage proposal and a pair of lovers tearing each other up at the moment of the proposal, even if you think about it with your toes, you know which one to choose.
Song Xue looked directly at the camera: "Jiang Mu, you are doing well."
The reporter was secretly excited, feeling that there would be some serious news to explode in a while, and maybe a murder scene could be broadcast live.
In the anticipation of everyone, the blindfolded Jiang Mu was pushed in on a mine cart like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
Although it is daytime, there is no daylight in the mine, but the ubiquitous wax light illuminates the whole mine as bright as day, and the surroundings of the mine are densely packed with pots of dew-covered flowers. White chrysanthemums, on the table like an altar in the middle, there are red wine and steak carefully prepared by the planners, of course, I did not forget to put a chrysanthemum in the crystal bottle on the table.
As soon as Jiang Mu came in, all the cameras turned to Jiang Mu, no matter if they were shooting eulogy Xue or chrysanthemums.Everyone held their breath, waiting straight to witness this great moment.
When Jiang Mu smelled the candles, he calmed down and immediately panicked, he muffled twice.Several young people looked at Songxue.
Songxue nodded.
The young people obediently took the towel out of Jiang Mu's mouth.
Under the eyes of everyone, Jiang Mu, who thought he and the kidnappers were the only ones here, trembled like a little quail: "You, you... how come there is a smell of candles here! You are not a cult?!" !
The young people looked at the big boss Songxue.
However, Songxue hadn't nodded yet, and was anxious to win back the plan of a city, so he said very cleverly: "Huh? My sacrifice has arrived? Is this the virgin you have found? It is really holy." He I just felt that jumping from kidnapping to eating steak was too blunt and would affect the final effect. Unexpectedly, Jiang Mu himself gave a reason.
The idea of the plan is very good. First, the steak is said to be a blood-eating fetish or something. According to the requirements of the cult scriptures, the sacrifice must be eaten before the god sacrifice can be started. When Jiang Mu ate the ring in the steak in a daze, the music When the sound sounded, everyone took off his blindfold and shouted "surprise" in unison.Candlelight, flowers, music, lover, must move people to the ground.
Awesome!The planner feels that he will be moved by himself.
The idea is beautiful, but the reality is skinny.As soon as the words of the plan came out, Jiang Mu laughed loudly: "What? Are you looking for a virgin? Then you caught the wrong person, and I wasn't there 800 years ago. I have more than a dozen ex-girlfriends alone. There are quite a few boyfriends, so let’s just gossip and have sex. I’m not bragging, I’m the best at coaxing innocent little boys. If you cheat with sweet words, you’ll be sure. Don’t you want innocent little virgins? Let me introduce you One, his name is Song Xuexue, he is so obsessed with me, as long as I move my finger, he will..."
Little Green Mao's eyes were quick, and he directly put the towel on his mouth again.
Jiang Mu said "Mmm" twice in dissatisfaction.He hasn't finished yet.Song Xuelian's penis is newly dressed, he is definitely a little virgin.
Now there is no need to hold your breath and concentrate to achieve the effect of silence in the audience.The reporters didn't even bother to take pictures of the little chrysanthemum, they gave a close-up of the "pure little virgin" Song Xuexue, and thoughtfully made him a special effect of "heartbreak".
The planner looked at Songxue with trepidation: Boss, do you still want this lady boss?Really don't think about changing it?This is not marrying a wife, it is obviously marrying a prairie.
Songxue sneered twice, stepped forward and squeezed Jiang Mu's crotch twice, Jiang Mu's body trembled, and immediately became hard.
Songxue changed the voice of a fierce old man for himself: "Huh, it's hard when you touch it, and it's not running anywhere. Take me to the altar!"
Jiang Mu panicked and struggled with all his strength: "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!"
However, it was of no use. Under the full suppression of several young people, he was twisted like a twist and escorted to the altar.
The planner cleared his throat, motioned the youngsters to remove the towel from Jiang Mu's mouth, and then pushed the medium-rare steak in front of Jiang Mu: "Eat it."
Jiang Mu cried so much that his nose was full of tears, his nose was blocked, and he couldn't smell the smell of beef at all.When he heard what the planner said about blood food, he thought it was disgusting raw meat that was placed in front of him, so he howled immediately: "I don't eat...I don't eat...I'm really not a virgin, you want me to say How many times do I have to believe that I'm dirty..."
Oh my, it's live!The planner was afraid that he would say more unpleasant things, so he took out his laser gun and shot him at his feet.
With a sound of "swish", a small soil flower exploded at Jiang Mu's feet, and the hot debris hit Jiang Mu's ankle, scalding him all over.Jiang Mu's body trembled, he lowered his head to keep his voice down, and was honest.
Planning: "What I hate the most in my life are those scumbags who mess up the relationship between men and women! Every time I see one, I can't help but want to give them a flower on the egg! Let me ask you again Again, are you fucking a virgin?!"
Jiang Mu imagined the beauty of flowers blooming on his eggs, and shivered: "Yes..."
The planner let out a sigh of relief, feeling that he finally got back some face for the boss, and he was in a good mood: "Then give it to me!"
Jiang Mu didn't dare to make a sound, and felt aggrieved on the stone platform. He didn't touch the knife and fork, and he was afraid that his eggs would bloom later, so he grabbed the steak tremblingly and stuffed it into his mouth.
Planning: "..." Well, he admitted that eating steak blindfolded is indeed a bug, but at least things are starting to develop in a good direction.
The whole marriage proposal has finally reached the most critical part!All the cameras were aimed at Jiang Mu, and the reporters even handed the wheat to their mouths, staring at Jiang Mu without blinking, waiting for Jiang Mu to eat the ring in the steak, and then took off his The black cloth in front of him shouted "surprise".
The steak became smaller and smaller under Jiang Mu's nibbling.
"Ten, nine, eight..." Everyone began to count silently in their hearts. On the video site, the audience watching the live broadcast couldn't help becoming nervous when they saw Jiang Mu's constantly opening and closing lips.
Under such ardent anticipation, Jiang Mu ate a whole piece of steak tremblingly, sat down obediently, and wiped his hands on his clothes: "I... I finished eating." Use it!
Everyone: "..."
From planning to execution: what the hell are you doing? !How did you prepare?Didn't the ring go into the steak? !
The execution was hard to talk, and anxiously compared a ring with his hands, then strangled his neck and made a gesture of swallowing: he ate the ring!
Planning: "..." Oh my god, after finishing this order, he will go back to his hometown to get married, this is the first time that he feels such a tiring thing.
The planner bit the bullet and looked at Song Xue: The only ring was eaten by the proprietress, what should I do? !
How to propose without a ring!
"Such a thing can't be done well! What do I need you for?" Songxue's face was darkened, he took out a diamond ring from his pocket and threw it on the plate, "Stop messing around with those stupid people, Go straight to the next stage."
A group of people looked at a plate of shiny diamond rings, their eyes were straight.
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