Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

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In the e-sports circle, the team is most famous for three things: good grades, Ou Zong cuisine, and particularly gay players.

There are 8 game divisions, and there have been two real same-sex couples before, and now van-4 even has to inherit this fine tradition.

Except for Lu Yan, no one really can do such an outrageous thing, so once the full screen recording is released this time, there will be no other discussions on the forum, and the number of people flirting with him has inexplicably increased:

[No, is this fucking determined to slap everyone in the face? 】

[It's okay if my husband wants to hit me, hit me harder, it's better to hit me on the bed, I'm really resistant to beating]

[First of all, I am a straight man, but now I can't help but want to go wrong when I see Lu Team. Open my legs, may I have a disease, and what department should I see]

[Looking at the neurosurgery brother, it is likely that a nerve is blocked by the water below, and it will be too late if it is too late]

[My wife fan is humble online, he is gay, so how can I still call him husband in the future? 】

[Don't panic, sister, Lu Dui can see that he is both male and female, peerless and fierce 1, you are not unemployed yet, please continue to stand boldly on the street]

[?I beg all the good-hearted people, can you stop flirting?The forum will be destroyed by you]

Of course, there are also doubts:

【Are you serious?Even Lu Feng is not straight?Then there are straight men in your team? 】

[It must be fake, it seems that the team forced him to be gay in order to divert attention]

[Excuse me brother, can someone in the team force him?Last time Mr. Ou stole his Crispy Shark and was deleted from the game as a friend, and he still hasn't been able to add it back, ok? 】

However, more people are curious about why he can fall in love with langhuay:

[So this b is voice control? ?Countless painful lessons have taught us that it is against the sky to fall in love online without seeing each other, okay?]

【You guys... naive!Has Lu Feng ever seen what he looks like?It must have been naked in the passionate video. We talked about it】

【exist?what video?A friend of mine said he wanted to see it too]

On the contrary, 11y's CP fans were collectively confused and didn't react for a long time.

——It was originally a joke, but now it looks like it's really going to happen, but many CP fans are trembling, not knowing whether the future is good or bad is waiting.

Chuya also fully understood that cp is the English word for couple (couple), so his ears couldn't help but feel hot: he hasn't dated and proposed marriage yet, why...how did they become husband and wife?

The brothers were all very convinced, saying that they should not agree, and show Lu Feng's homosexuality a little bit of color - Chu Ya stammered and said "Of course", only You Xiaojiu mocked: "I suggest that you should do it as soon as possible." Change the name to Lu Feng's sister-in-law, and when the time comes, you can sit in front of the wine."

As he said that, You Xiaojiu looked at him: "Why don't we still call you sister-in-law?"

Chu Ya was so ashamed by him that he hid back in the rental house, and posted two log statuses in a row, one praising himself for rejecting the champion captain's special approval, and the other saying, although Lu Feng has a lot of money, I will not sacrifice myself for five buckets of rice, which is true High-spirited and bright.

——After reading it several times, he put away the phone in satisfaction, then hugged the quilt tightly and rubbed it red from bottom to top to the bottom of his ears, and fell asleep muttering Lu Feng's name.

***

Manager Chen didn't find anything all day long, so Lu Yan left a message asking Chu Ya to change his phone number first, so he asked his brother to borrow a phone card temporarily.

In the past two days, he didn't dare to open the live broadcast room again, and even played the game with trepidation—now that "Is Lu Yan big" is outdated, and his teammates might directly ask him if he is happy, so he only logged in at midnight the next day. On the large size, and only dare to lie on the keyboard to see the name in the friend list.

aug11, in the ranking game.

He knew that even if Lu Feng was online, he still wouldn't come to him often - after all, there were still people in the forum who didn't stop, and no matter what, Lu Feng was busy with games, so online dating could only be a small episode.

This kind of rationality always makes him a little lost, but it is actually enough to be able to look at Lu Feng like this.

Originally, he never thought that there would be a next step.

However, just as he was in a trance, a voice invitation to form a team popped out, stabbing him soberly, and he quickly refused.

But the same dialog keeps refreshing, without any sign of being intimidated.

aug11: [want to talk to you]

langhuay: 【…】

【You have nothing else to do? 】

aug11: [There are many, very busy]

[But if I just asked for online dating in public, I won't look for you, I'm afraid you will be lost]

Chu Ya was poked in the heart, couldn't help holding the keyboard tightly, and replied: [I know you are just trying to divert attention, don't really treat me as a girl in my teens, believe this? 】

【I don't like you again, what a loser】

Aug11: 【You really hate me so much】

langhuay: [Nonsense, I even forced to add friends]

Lu Yan seemed to hesitate: [Then... if you really don't like it, I won't force it]

Chuya's heart sank, and she was inexplicably anxious.

He didn't know whether he was angry with the road or himself——Is it possible to be a man or a woman?Why are you still twisting, you can come and rape me directly.

Seeing that Lu Feng stopped talking, he regretted and hurriedly typed a line, as if coquettishly, "Then you won't look for me in the future" - before sending it out, Lu Feng changed the subject: [Because you want to It's actually quite easy for you to promise]

A large question mark appeared above Chu Ya's head, and he immediately refused to accept it. At this time, Lu Feng sent another invitation, and he accepted it.

He thought, I can't even control my broken mouth, how can you make it agree?

"Is it annoying to keep talking?"

See, that's how the hell it goes.

He pursed his disobedient lips, feeling a little uncomfortable.

It was getting late, and Lu Yan probably had finished all the training before he had time to talk to him.

Obviously what he wanted to say to Lu Feng was thank you for helping me, and I think you are very kind to me - but as soon as the words came out of his mouth, he still became fierce, and Lu Feng might feel chilled.

However, the other side laughed tremblingly: "You still answer when I'm bothered?"

"..." Chu Ya suspected for a while that his mouth was pretending to be a non-intelligent bullshit system, "I ordered the wrong one, can I?"

"Wrong order?" Lu Feng replied, "Why do I feel that you dare not talk to me, nor do you dare to date me online?"

When Chuya heard this, he couldn't help but laugh: "I don't dare?"

He showed the aura of a black net boss daring to hack people directly at the entrance of the alley, but Lu Yan got excited: "That's right, they are all big men, straight men of steel, you must be afraid that you will be the one to be targeted."

"I—" Chuya eagerly disdainfully said, "How the hell am I afraid of this?"

Lu Yan questioned one after another, "Are you really not afraid?", "I don't believe it", "Unless you try online dating with me", "It's best to open a room and fight for a bayonet verification", Chu Ya was so anxious that he almost replied "Try it and try it." Try"——it wasn't until he heard Lu Feng's uncontrollable laughter that he came back to his senses: "...you're courting death."

"I said it's easy for you to agree, but you don't believe it." Lu Yan pulled Mai closer and stopped teasing him, "Okay, okay... I didn't watch your live broadcast today, did you have a good meal? ——No Knowing who you are living with now, I find that your life is really irregular."

The voice of the other party seemed to be whispering in the ear, Chu Ya blushed, and replied: "No one with anyone, I live alone - why don't you just let me drink more hot water?"

"I think you are not regular, you only sleep 6 hours a day."

Lu Yan asked him in surprise, "Where did you find out about it?" Chu Ya calculated it clearly for him: "The game is online for 10 hours, and there are two hours for meals and breaks. Guan Cen said that your recent training match lasted 3 hours. I definitely need to communicate with the coaching staff, if I can sleep for 6 hours, it is considered a smoke from the ancestral grave, and the training effect is good."

He was very proud, but Lu Yan was surprised: "So you care about me so much?"

Chu Ya suddenly froze all over, only her mouth was slippery: "This is called grandparents love, do you understand it?"

Lu Yan smiled and said to Shunmao "I understand", but after the two chatted for a long time, Lu Yan had to leave: "It's good if I can talk to you a few words-I still have two days left in the replay of the training match. Bureau, we have to retreat first."

"But this time your personal information leaked, I will definitely give you an explanation."

"My phone number is 170xxxxxxxx. If anything happens again, please remember to call me."

"Or...you tell me your number?"

"No, the policeman uncle told me that you can't just give your mobile phone number to people you don't know well—besides, what do you think of me?"

Chu Ya was not convinced, but when she took out her mobile phone to record Lu Yan’s number, she was so excited that she kicked the host, “I can’t do anything else. Will manage."

The other party was noncommittal, he originally wanted to keep the "husband", but after thinking about the painful experience of being so embarrassed that he couldn't sleep all night after being rejected last time, he hummed and changed it to "ex-husband", and finally locked it with satisfaction. phone.