Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

In the next few nights, Chuya would hold the extra number in the address book and giggle. Sometimes she didn't even hear the knock on the door, and she opened the door only to find that the person had left.

It was probably selling insect repellent again—he didn't take it seriously, he only thought about the end of the month, and the most basic live broadcast time was not completed, so he had to bite the bullet on the last day.

In order not to be ridiculed by his brothers, he changed his home network to broadcast live in the cubicle—as expected, there were still various rhythmic swiping screens when the room was opened, and Lu Yan's wife was also a fan.

Rhythm Dog ignored him, and Chuya comforted the little girls for a while.

"——so you can rest assured that I cherish the health of my stomach and intestines very much, and I will never have any py transactions with your road team."

Other bullet screens said, "You all know that the size of the God of God can reach the stomach??", and the wife fan swiped the screen, "God of the God chases you and you don't agree, who do you think you are?", Chu Ya's red ears became red, And a little helpless: "Okay, I'll marry him tomorrow and pour water for washing his feet, is that satisfactory~?"

As long as Lu Yan is not around, he dares to say anything, but at this time aug11 sent an invitation to form a team, so scared that he shook his hand and shut up quickly, and his wife fans were also persuaded to silence collectively, silently watching Chu Ya refuse It took Lu Feng seven or eight times before he clicked to accept.

I don't know why, every time Lu Yan talks to Chu Ya, his voice is low and sexy: "Ancestor, what time is it?"

"Are you making up the live broadcast?"

"It's just a day off today, I can move around freely for 4 hours, how about two rows?"

Many people in the room took the opportunity to scream and call their husbands, Chuya thought they were cute, and replied very bluntly: "Well, you are coaxing your little girl."

"My family?" But Lu Feng was puzzled, "Are you a wife fan?... Let them not harass you."

"It doesn't count as harassing me." Chu Ya may have been used to being scolded before, and didn't think Lu Feng's wife fan was so out of line, "What are you fussing about with a group of little girls?"

What's more, he often secretly sneaked into their Weibo, and while saving photos of Lu Feng, while watching them praise Lu Feng, he sighed every time: It's too good to praise, Lu Feng is just so good, but it's a pity... I don't even know How to boast.

But Mai Lilu said: "It's not about worrying. I made it clear to them early in the morning. I play professionally and rely on the popularity of the game and the results of the game to make a living. I don't serve this."

As he said that, he coughed unnaturally "and it may not be just the little girl", and seemed to feel that something was wrong: "Are you not jealous at all?"

"I...? Why am I jealous?" Chu Ya really didn't think much about it. "It's just a title, and there is no malice. It shouldn't be a big problem if you call it."

"..." Seeing Chuya like this, Lu Yan had no choice but to let out a muffled oh, and started the game first, "I didn't expect you to be quite generous."

He didn't say, originally I was thinking of you, that's why I didn't let others call me.

The 40-degree day is simply chilling.

So during this double platoon, everyone saw that Lu Yan seemed to be a different person. He was completely different from the previous high-cold road team. flirt.

In the first game, he was gentle to the support: "Blood Battle Dad, come to my arms and I will protect you. I am the number one assaulter on Chongxi Road, and Ye Yuchen can only be ranked second."

In the second round, the gay went on the offensive: "Brother, this wave of 1 vs 2 is okay--can you add friends after the fight? Whose gun ♂ will be harder and tougher between us two ♂ in the future?"

In the third round, it seemed that the essence of voice control was exposed: "On the 3rd, your voice is quite nice, so you are also an anchor? Which platform are you on?"

Apparently, that huge sour gas was almost spreading into Langhuay's live broadcast room along the network cable, and the bullet screens were also confused:

[Fuck, is this still Lu Feng? ? 】

[Lao Tzu's Tianling Gai has been worn by the show, does this idiot think that this will make the anchor jealous? 】

【555 God of God is so pitiful, God of God, don't be sour, God of God, come here quickly and I'll give it to you】

【Love makes people wise, I believe it】

[My mother, obviously there is a script, okay? ?Just continue to fry cp]

Seeing that Lu Feng gave up the supplies to No. 3 twice, and even spoke nicely to others, Chu Ya was also silent for a while, and gradually became so angry that his scalp ached.

Winning this round of qualifying is a win, but he couldn't help but cut out, and the famous song "Dead Husband Is Easy to Go Out" out of anger, made the entire live broadcast room suddenly echo the lyrics:

If anyone dies, my husband will die. If my husband dies, I can go out——

It can be described as touching and full of positive energy.

The room, which was still in rhythm, became full of "???", Chu Ya lay on the keyboard, and asked the audience, "Does it sound good?"

【... nice to hear, nice to hear】

[I burst out laughing, I can't be more coquettish than I am]

[? ?Give my wife some face, I'm here to find you for a passionate matchup, not to see you and my husband show affection :)]

[? ?Shit, what happened?What the hell is this Divine Comedy? ? 】

[Hurry up and ask Dui Lu to enter the live broadcast room, I beg him to stop flirting]

【Stop talking, only by dancing on the edge of death can you understand the preciousness of life】

[I heard that I am hard, this is not together yet, waiting for us to crowdfund the license fee? 】

"Don't get me wrong, I'm just showing you folk songs." Chu Ya clicked on the single and used it as a bgm, and then she calmed down a little and went to the next game. Over there, Lu Yan asked, "Hey, why don't you talk?"

"What do you want me to say?"

Chu Ya turned on the mic, but couldn't control it, "Lu Dui, hurry up and add your friend No. 3, who has a really nice voice—or have you already added it, and have you found out which platform it is?"

"..." Lu Yan was so sour that his IQ seemed to come back suddenly, he was silent for a second, and immediately explained, "I was just joking."

"It's really a joke, I didn't add it, you were added if you weren't a professional player."

"I used to guard myself like a jade, but you didn't care about my innocence at all. Just casually calling me husband, I just got ahead."

"Forget it, forget it, don't be angry, I'll think about how to get round—first of all, I'm definitely not sour..."

Chu Ya was slightly stunned when he heard this, and his heart beat faster immediately, but he still couldn't catch up with his mouth: "You are still innocent like this? Who would believe it?"

Lu Yan replied: "No, I'm really still - I started cultivating male virtues when I was 4 years old, and I was able to recite the biography of a heroic man when I was 8 years old. I am absolutely chaste."

As he said that, he carefully tested: "If you really don't believe it...you can come and verify it?"

"You—" Chu Ya was blushed all of a sudden, and said stubbornly, "...No, I prefer technology."

But Lu Yan replied: "But we all know... aug11 is a talented player when it comes to shooting guns."

The bullet screen collectively forced "You two are pornographic??", many wife fans have gradually doubted life, and Chu Ya was so angry that he wanted to throw mines at Lu Yan's feet, but thinking about the start of the bloody battle that could save people, he still called himself a Lu Yan fan Brother, he stopped again, and only said: "Come and attack the building... I'll have a midnight snack after the fight."

"Okay..." Lu Feng walked over, seeming to know something, with a suppressed smile in his tone, "What music is playing in your live broadcast room?"

Chuya hesitated for a long time and didn't answer. It wasn't until someone knocked on the compartment door that he finally found a chance to escape: "Let's go, the network administrator is here, I'll buy food."

***

It was about the same time, and he thought that someone was selling fried rice as usual, but when the door opened, he unexpectedly saw a few strange youths around his height standing outside, quickly sizing him up.

This made him startled, his brows were instinctively tightened, and his expression sank imperceptibly for a second.

The lights in the net are dim, but with years of experience, he can tell at a glance that these people are not good people.

——The tattoos on the arms of a group of people are quite bluffing, but in fact they are unevenly fogged. It looks cheap at first glance, and it is a popular group buying item for social youth.

"You are?"

So when he asked this question, Chu Ya had already unlocked the phone in his pocket with ease, and played the call of You Xiaojiu in the sim card by blind dialing.

The person who took the lead asked back: "Are you langhuay?"

"Can I say no?" Chuya understood immediately after hearing it. It was not enough online, and she even found an offline one—it seems that the personal threats mixed with bloody pictures in the private message were not fake.

"Is there something wrong with your father?"

Since someone can see the agreement, they can naturally also see the contract. The contract contains his detailed address, so it is estimated that he has been eyeing him for a long time.

For the remaining two hours of live broadcast today, he probably can only hang up the phone to waste time.

The person in front of him said: "It's really good-looking with thin skin and tender flesh, but the mouth is not very clean."

Chu Ya smiled: "It's not very good-looking, but your ancestors can orgasm just by looking at it."

In an instant, a faint light flickered in front of Chu Ya's eyes. Before he could hear what the other party was yelling in dialect, he was grabbed by the collar and pulled out.

A few people made a lot of noise, and people on the Internet cast their eyes one after another, but they all just took a look and continued to play their games.

After all, people who often hang out in this kind of place are no strangers to it, and no one has time to meddle in other people's affairs.

Chu Ya just joked to the network administrator at the door: "Your Leiting.com security is not good."

The moonlight in summer was very bright, and when they reached the alley outside the door, Chuya saw them pull out their sticks.

——Steel hollow, which is also a standard configuration for social youths. It is extremely painful to beat, but it will not be easily disabled or killed like a solid stick, so even if you are caught by the police, it is only a matter of squatting for two days, and there is no loss. .

"I'm a little curious who asked you to come." Chuya counted the number of people in her heart, "I can't let me die without knowing why."

"Just give the money, I don't care who he is?"

The person in the lead didn't talk nonsense to him, he gripped the steel rod tightly and swung it over.

There was a large amount of rancid smell around, as if there was a Milky Way separated from the bright live broadcast just now, Chu Ya couldn't help wrinkling his nose - before catching the steel rod, he saw very clearly that this blow did not hit the head, but instead It was aimed at his right hand.

***

Langhuay's mic was still hanging out, and the live broadcast room was completely blown up.

【? ? ? 】

[Fuck? ? ?what's the situation? ? 】

[Offline hacking scene? ? 】

"Chu—" Lu Yan stood up in a daze, and almost called Chu Ya's real name, "Hello?! Are you still there?"

There was still a slight electric current on the Mai side, but no one answered him.