Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

It took less than five seconds for Chu Ya's emotional change from bewilderment to embarrassment and panic.

Lu Feng... Why didn't Lu Feng say anything to humiliate her?

While the question marks were swiping the screen, his fingers instinctively typed "Then you come in, I want you to try harder", these words were almost fucking sent out, he was frightened by himself, and hurriedly threatened Lu Yan: [This is me live room]

It's a cheating platform, the homeowner can't kick out svip users.

Aug11: [Why, I can't enter? 】

【If you keep doing this, I won't be number one in the world with you】

【…】Chu Ya is still a famous person within a radius of ten miles, so she directly said fiercely: 【It has nothing to do with you, don't fuckin come here to find trouble】

Aug11: [So fierce?Didn't you just say that you were very proactive with me in private, and you even acted like a baby and asked for gifts? Why didn't I feel it? 】

Only then did Chuya remember what she had said, and she panicked for a moment, unwilling to admit it to death: 【Where did you hear that?I didn't fucking say it! 】

Damn, wasn't Lu Feng not there just now?

aug11: [Your Yushen played the freshly uploaded screen recording outside my ear at the highest volume, saying that you have been live broadcasting Jiao. Panting for more than half an hour, otherwise how could I get up early? 】

The question marks on the bullet screen exploded again as if they were about to rush out of the screen, and Chu Ya couldn't help but feel hot all over her face, and couldn't care about anything: [I'm Jiao. Panting you ma——]

Then, he realized that something was wrong: 【What is my Feather God? ? 】

Aug11: [Didn't you take advantage of my absence to have a sweet double row with your Feather God? 】

Langhuay: [? ? 】

What time is it, why is this person still holding grudges?

Chuya's thoughts were completely confused, and she just remembered not to drag him into it: [I don't know what you're talking about, we don't know each other well, so don't come into my live broadcast room from now on]

[Other things don't let me in, but the live broadcast room doesn't let me in? 】aug11 said, 【To be honest, I am willing to be deceived and deceived, but you never took the initiative at all】

[Why don't you take the initiative to try next time? 】

【? ? ? 】

The barrage felt that the atmosphere was not right, and Chu Ya's neck was about to burn—he knew he shouldn't be touched, and Lu Yan was still the same Lu Yan, his flair is easy to change, but his nature is hard to change.

Langhuay: 【Do you have medical insurance?If you have medical insurance, go out to see a doctor immediately]

【very poor, no】

Lu Yan didn't care how anxious he was, and jumped directly to the topic, [Why are you making up stories here so early in the morning?Is it because the staff tricked you into signing those messy agreements, are you afraid of involving me? 】

Langhuay: [...I tell you to get lost, can't read Chinese characters? 】

aug11 shamelessly said that he was of mixed race and was not familiar with reading Chinese characters. Chu Ya was furious, and directly copied the eight-language version of "Roll" for him, as if he was about to quarrel.

Both of them had special signs when typing in the room, which changed the barrage painting style.

[What's wrong with your mother, suddenly flirting? 】

[I vomited, can you stop frying? 】

[Don't make a fuss, ok?If it’s a man, just skip to the live broadcast and make AI link】

[?This noble troll is the audience for your show of affection? 】

[Why are you doing this to me?I’m still a kid who only knows how to masturbate]

[Which idiot in my day is still giving away big rockets? ? ?come out and get beaten]

Chu Ya thought he was already fierce enough, but when he was worried, aug11 suddenly typed a few words: [Don't be afraid, I'm here, I won't misunderstand you]

He couldn't help being stunned, his eyes were welded to that line of writing, even though, other people's comments continued to scroll up as if they had exploded.

[Niubi, which step is this to stir up CP? 】

[?What's the meaning?This righteous person has become a vicious villain? 】

[@路沨wife fan, where are you?Come out, speak louder]

[Fuck your mother, don't @, who dares to speak in front of the God of God himself as a wife fan?humble.jpg]

[There is a ghost, I will take back a large number of ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends in advance, add me wx135886xxxxx]

【? ? ? 】

Chu Ya replied, "I'm afraid of jb, can you stop talking?" Lu Yan said: [Okay, let's change the topic that everyone cares about most]

【I feel like old friends at first sight with you】

【What do you think about me? 】

In an instant, the question marks on the barrage exploded even more.

After everyone was stunned for a second, they suddenly realized that they seemed to have come to a scene of confession - only Chu Ya blinked, feeling a rabbit running around in her chest.

Lu Feng, what does that mean?

To carry forward the fine traditions of the e-sports circle and want to be gay??

Originally, with his brain power, he could figure out whether the bathroom was the sofa for the first time in three seconds, but he couldn't believe it at all—maybe, Lu Yan just wanted to make friends.

At this time, the audience was already a question mark repeater without emotion, and Lu Yan seemed to stop playing around with him, looking very strong:

【answer me】

Only then did Chuya know that in a healthy body, the heartbeat can really be fast enough to cause pain.

At this moment, he only felt that his hundreds of millions of descendants who died because of Lu Yan's face had collectively resurrected in his brain, making him open his mouth slightly, unable to move at all.

——It must be because my husband yelled too much in the past, and he was hallucinating.

However, Lu Yan became gentle again: 【Ancestor... I'm waiting for your reply】

The bullet screen was either "???" or "Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony". Chuya's eyes trembled, and he typed on the keyboard. It took a long time before he gave a reply.

Langhuay: [Not so good...]

langhuay: [unfamiliar]

But aug11 didn't let him go: [The rice is cooked when cooked]

Not only Chuya, maybe everyone's keyboards in the live broadcast room failed for a while.

Everyone seemed to realize that Lu Yan was not joking.

In the originally smoky room, everything was brushed immediately:

【Look hard.】

[Homosexuals will end their children and grandchildren, I thank you and your family]

[? ?seriously?Does the team really have a problem with Feng Shui? 】

[What's going on, when I come back from a meal, the anchor's children all have the surname Lu? ? 】

They are all Chinese characters, but Chuya almost doesn't know them anymore.

Before anyone could digest it, Lu Feng sent another line, as crisp and neat as if he was shooting a gun on the field.

[Ancestor, online dating? 】

The five words were so clear that they pierced Chu Ya's forehead directly.

They seem to be saying that it's not just a joke, it's not a cp speculation, it's really gay, and they really want to be together.

The live broadcast room completely exploded, and Chuya's buzzing brain also exploded.

The cold air in the net poured into his neck in an instant, making his whole body shiver, but his skin became even hotter.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【Really? ? ? ? 】

[It is possible but not necessary, really not necessary]

[E-sports has no love! !Let's play a game, shall we? ! 】

Aug11: [Don't answer me? 】

langhuay: 【…】

【I have only known you for two months...】

This time aug11 sent another team voice, and Chu Ya's right hand slid a 720-degree spiral, but he still accepted it.

It is not controlled by the brain again, it has a mind of its own.

"You finally answered." Lu Yan's deep and gentle voice finally sounded in the live broadcast room, "Are you trying to piss me off?"

Chuya couldn't talk to him, just froze like a mute.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Lu Feng coaxed him a little distressed: "The team stipulates to get up at 10:[-], so it's my fault for being late."

Only then did Chuya come back to her senses, and hurriedly said: "You're a jb, you sleep so late every day—"

I felt that something was wrong again, so I immediately changed my words: "I will definitely be bald!!"

"I have a lot of hair and it doesn't fall out very much. Thank you for your concern."

The other party coaxed him for a while before turning to the audience and saying, "Okay, do you understand what I mean?"

"It's nothing complicated. It's just that he was cheated by the platform staff, signed the agreement randomly, and who sent it out to set the rhythm. He was afraid of involving me, so he apologized."

"Why, I was deceived by others because I was too simple. You also believe this. Why are you pretending to be a newcomer?"

"As for the reason why I often take the initiative to find him, I won't talk about it, otherwise it will involve pornography."

A group of people swiped the screen, "You exploded, my right hand is in my pants, show me this", Lu Yan blocked their mouths for the time being, and then came to clean up Chu Ya: "Are you listening?"

Chu Ya's back was stiff, and she blurted out: "No."

Lu Yan smiled lowly, and asked again: "Do you agree?"

"..." Chu Ya stared blankly at the keyboard in front of her, always feeling that she almost didn't even recognize the letters abcd.

promise?How do you agree?

They haven't gone through the whole process of quarreling, reconciling, quarreling again, and reconciling. Isn't it a bit abrupt to agree at this time?

Chu Ya was afraid that she would regret it, so she quickly continued to insist: "I, I don't know you very well, and I have only known you for two months..."

Lu Yan let out a breath, but seemed nervous: "The only thing you care about is that the time you've known each other is too short."

Soon, he called out to the side: "Xiao Feiyang, come here and tell everyone the story of you and your online dating partner."

A voice came over from there, as proud and disgusted as ever.

"What?"

Lu Yan explained: "Some people think it's too early to start dating online after two months of acquaintance."

"..." Zhan Feiyang was obviously disdainful, "Two months? Two months is enough for me to go through the whole process of chatting ambiguously/confessing love/meeting and finding that the two parties don't match the photo/then breaking up at the station."

As he spoke, he added: "When I was 14."

There were more question marks on the screen than before, but Lu Yan hurriedly took the microphone: "Hey, let me emphasize that I don't have the stage of hacking and breaking up at the station."

"..." Chu Ya finally calmed down a little and understood what Lu Feng meant.

——The main reason is to clarify the rhythm of this time, and secondly, it is not a loss for online dating to play around.

He clenched his fists tightly, his heart pounding.

what to do?What Lu Yan said makes sense, should I agree immediately?

When do we voice xx?When will we meet offline?Isn't Lu Yan's mouth soft when kissed?Does he prefer the bathroom or the sofa?Do I have to inhale gas then?And let him wear tao?

——It’s too cost-effective to just play without getting stuck?

Chu Ya's head was full of messy questions, but the remaining rationality still told him stubbornly that the two of them were going to have a real online relationship, and that would be a big trouble.

The matter of the agreement may be barely fooled, believe it or not, but others may think that Lu Yan wants to bring him into the team.

"Don't worry." But Lu Yan seemed to see through his worries, "If you like being an anchor, then be an anchor well. I'm a virtuous and virtuous man, and I won't interfere with your career."

"..." Chu Ya couldn't help breathing stagnantly, and his heartbeat was so fast that he couldn't control it, but the hardest mouth in his body was still stubborn, "So what?"

"Go out and inquire, the telegraph pole is not all the fucking rich woman who asked me to spend a lot of money to ask for a child—"

"I don't like you, why should I date you online?"

When he said this, Chu Ya was almost desperate while uttering words, and he lay down on the keyboard directly, and his ears were red.

He actually rejected Lu Yan. He was afraid that if he could brag with his brothers for a year, he would have to wrong his right hand and continue to work extra hard.

No matter whether the audience is a fan or a black, they probably haven't seen Lu Yan being deflated, and there are more people gloating at his misfortune:

[Yes, the plot is very tortuous, full of tension, tear-jerking, I give full marks]

【"Woman, except you, no one dared to reject me" (dog head)】

[The biggest shame of the gay world is you because the gay person failed? 】

【Master laughed, go back and practice your right hand speed】

How could Lu Feng have been ridiculed like this before, and he relied on Chu Ya: "That won't work, the doctor said I was pregnant, so you can say whether you are responsible or not."

【? ? ? 】

In an instant, the barrage collectively conceded, "It's not a show, but it's a show." Chu Ya didn't expect him to be such a rascal: "You—"

The word "you" didn't come up for a long time, Lu Yan might have had enough trouble, and finally stopped teasing him: "Okay, okay, don't worry... I was impulsive..."

"Think about it seriously... I will wash my face with tears every day and forget about food and drink, waiting for your reply."

"This live broadcast room... close it first and go to eat, don't do this kind of thing again in the future."

As he said that, Lu Feng's voice actually started to decrease, like a mosquito: "Otherwise, I feel very distressed..."

Chuya's heart skipped a beat, and it took 30 seconds to answer: Okay... I, I'll eat first.

Later, before he closed the live broadcast room in a trance, Lu Yan also left a few last words: "By the way... there is something that I planned to tell you after this season."

Chuya conditioned reflex: "What?"

"It's nothing..." Lu Yan coughed unnaturally, "It's just... I..."

"I……"

It can be said that no one has ever seen Lu Feng hesitate like this: "I... I wanted to tell you, I..."

"I...actually..."

The barrage had already exploded the scene, but in the end, he left a sentence "I don't really like eating crunchy sharks", and disappeared in the live broadcast room first.

***

The morning light in midsummer was particularly dazzling. In the team's training room, Ye Yuchen witnessed the whole process: "You are so active, are you afraid to scare him to death? He doesn't know who you are."

"..." Lu Yan said seriously, "I can only do this in an emergency, otherwise it's hard to explain."

"Oh? Really?" Ye Yuchen laughed out loud, "Are you sure the manager really won't say anything about you? This happened at a critical moment, the team originally wanted Wave TV to find a chance to ban him and finish the job."

"Since they agreed to let me handle it myself, of course they won't take care of it anymore." Lu Yan took off his earphones and replied formally, "It's just online dating. I have a sense of proportion and it won't affect the game."

But Ye Yuchen came over and smiled badly: "This wave of fake public aid is self-serving, brother, your ears are red."

"..." Lu Yan kept his face expressionless, and looked up at him, "It's July, 7 degrees, the weather is very hot, can't your ears be red?"

"But the team's central air conditioner seems to be 25 degrees~"

Ye Yuchen took out his mobile phone, turned on the front camera, and waved in front of him, "Miss Lu, look for yourself, do you look like a male dog in heat now, or have you held it back for 21 years?"

Lu Yan stood up at once, and the two of them walked all the way to the restaurant, meeting the eyes of the head coach and the manager before sitting down.

The atmosphere finally became silent, and there was only the slight sound of chewing the meal. At the end of the meal, Lu Yan did not call himself: "Brother Xue, I can accept the punishment of the team, as long as you don't bother him."

"Punishment?" The coach didn't raise his head, "What punishment?"

Lu Yan replied calmly: "At this time, I still think about online dating."

But the two people on the opposite side put down their spoons at the same time, and the manager said, "I'm convinced, are we the evil mothers-in-law of the feudal society in your heart?"

The coach said: "It's enough for you to distinguish the priorities. In the recent games, you have to deal damage and be distracted to observe the overall situation. I know you are very tired."

Lu Yan stared: "No, as I said, you don't get tired if you want to win, and I won't let this process take too long."

The manager nodded, but he was still thinking: "Well... it's okay to be in a relationship, but why does that girl still turn on the voice changer when she is broadcasting live? It's a bit strange, you should pay more attention."

"..." It was rare for Lu Feng to be dumbfounded. The coach next to him suffocated his laughter until he was going crazy, and it took him a long time to get serious.

"Visually, the rhythm won't just pass like this. Do you think... who asked someone to post that post?"

In the warmly furnished restaurant of the team, there was always one person missing.

Lu Yan's mouth sank, and he replied, "A lot of times I actually...don't want it to be him."