monster university

"My god, why do human beings have so many restrictions on walking?" The demons listened to Ye Xiao's traffic rules, and their heads got dizzy. How did they pay so much attention to walking? Why are there so many ink marks? I think so much while walking, can I still walk?

The point is, it's so hard to remember, I never thought that there are rules for walking!

"I won't talk about the traffic rules of cars. You can't drive a car without a driver's license anyway. If you learn it in the future, the driving school will teach you the relevant traffic rules, so I will talk about the traffic rules when walking and cycling."

"Basically speaking, in our country, it is more common to walk or ride on the right. Cars must abide by this rule. It doesn't matter if you walk. Other countries also have the opposite rule, such as driving on the left, but I don't care about it here. said."

After talking about a lot of fragmented rules, Ye Xiao switched the screen on the projector to the sidewalk: "This is a sidewalk, which can be seen almost everywhere in the city. Have you seen this zebra crossing? This is a crosswalk line. When crossing the road, it is best to cross this road."

The monsters complained silently: Human beings are really tired. The road is at most several meters or ten meters wide, and they have to walk in a fixed place. Why don't people walk properly?

"The following is the more important part of the traffic rules that everyone must remember!" Ye Xiao cut the screen to the traffic lights, "Did you see, this is the traffic lights, commonly known as traffic lights, you must remember one sentence—— Red light stop, green light go."

"What do you mean, that is, when you see the red light on the other side of the road, you can't cross the road, and you can only walk when the light is green."

"Why?" The monsters didn't understand very well, "Is there still a time when they are not allowed to walk?"

"Why..." Ye Xiao gave an example. He chose a picture of a fork in the road. And vehicles have to cross the road, if there is no traffic light regulation, wouldn't four teams of people collide at the intersection, which is likely to cause traffic jams."

"But it's different with traffic lights. When you and the vehicles and pedestrians on the opposite side of you pause, the vehicles and pedestrians on your left and right can just pass through. After a while, the traffic lights will jump, and then you can cross the road. "

"You have also seen on TV that there are a lot of human beings, especially in large cities, where the population is very dense. If there are no such traffic rules, the streets will be in chaos."

The monsters scratched their heads. There were indeed too many people. The human world was originally a relatively small place, but the number of human beings was greater than that of the other five worlds combined. It was easy to fight without any rules.

Hey... It's really not easy for human beings, it's really crowded.

How unreliable are the IQs of monsters? Ye Xiao has already experienced it, so he decided to teach him a little bit of ruthlessness today. Anyway, these monsters are not young, and they are monsters. It’s okay to be a little exciting, otherwise they won’t remember. live!

"Observing the traffic rules carefully can avoid many unnecessary traffic accidents. You have never experienced it before, so it is hard to imagine. So the teacher decided to give you some examples and watch some videos." Ye Xiao said with a smile.

The demons saw Ye Xiao smiling, so they laughed too. Our gentle and kind Teacher Ye is back again.

We like playing videos and so on, we like this relatively trendy teaching method!

But when the video started to play, the monsters stopped laughing. I don't know where Ye Xiao found the video. It was all about traffic accidents. The scene was so bloody and infiltrating!

The timid monsters are trembling a little, when did human beings become so cruel! ! !Neither the demon world nor the demon world like this!

"Teacher, what did you show us, you scared us to death!" A Gui kept patting his heart, and the other monsters also felt sympathy.

Ye Xiao smiled and said, "I'm afraid you won't remember. Those videos just now tell everyone a truth—this is what happens when you don't obey the traffic rules! Don't take chances, maybe something will happen one day."

Jin Rui felt that he was a monster with very powerful mana, and he was very powerful. What was a mere car?

"Teacher, we are monsters. We are much stronger than ordinary humans. These can't hurt us at all. Even if we hit him a thousand times, it's okay!" Jin Rui raised his hand to speak, he really wanted to show himself in front of Ye Xiao , It is very eye-catching to hand in the papers in advance in the morning, and make persistent efforts in the afternoon!

Ye Xiao's black thread, is this snake out of its mind? !Is it so capable if you can't be hit to death!

"Student Jin Rui spoke very well!" Ye Xiao first praised him with a smile, Jin Rui's heart was as sweet as eating honey, he was praised!

But Ye Xiao suddenly changed his style of painting and said seriously, "But it's because you can't be killed easily, so you have to be more careful!"

The monsters frowned, they didn't understand the reason at all.

"It doesn't matter if you get killed. Countless people die every year due to traffic accidents. It's nothing unusual. But if you don't die when it's obvious that you're going to die, that's bad!" Ye Xiao said in a very serious tone.

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If they heard correctly, their gentle and kind Teacher Ye is saying: It's better for them to be killed than not dead!

My teacher Ye, what are you thinking, are we so annoying, why do you say that, blah blah...

"For example, the person in the video just now was run over by a truck and died on the spot. This is a normal situation, but if it were you who were run over and survived, or even unscathed, do you know what the consequences would be?" Ye Xiao Regardless of the wounded eyes of the monsters, he continued talking on his own.

The monsters shook their heads one after another, how could they know, after all, it couldn't be worse than being hit to death, the teacher really didn't want to see them, huh huh...

"You will make headlines, be interviewed, be studied by scientists, and even be dissected!" Ye Xiao alarmed, "You will become aliens in society, and you will receive a lot of strange eyes. Think about what you have seen before. How do humans deal with vampires in that movie?" This is what Ye Xiao heard from Yu Li, saying that the monsters were frightened after seeing the movie about chasing and killing vampires.

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"Do you want to be treated like that?"

All the monsters shook their heads like rattles, no, no, we don't want to be beaten into a sieve!It's just too scary!

Ye Xiao nodded in satisfaction, and it turned out that the teaching effect of hard medicine is better: "That's all right, you should remember the traffic rules, follow them carefully, and be careful at ordinary times, so naturally this kind of thing won't happen."

The monsters are so touching, the teacher is indeed their teacher, he always thinks of them, he is really a very good person!

But having said that, why are human beings so cruel now, it can't be better!Let's not become a sieve (ToT)/~~~