monster university

After wandering around the classroom for two hours, Ye Xiao found that the test answers of the monsters were quite different from what he expected. According to the degree of disrecognition, not many of them could pass.

Ye Xiao was also quite upset. Did something go wrong with his teaching?

"Stop writing." Ye Xiao directed the students to collect the test papers, "Students who are not in the last row pass the test papers forward."

As soon as the test papers were handed in, many monsters raised their heads regretfully. The rows in front were slightly better, and they could correct them a little longer before the test papers were passed on. Although Ye Xiao said to stop writing, he still turned a blind eye to this situation. One eye.

After the test papers began to be passed forward, Ye Xiao found that a brave monster actually started to change the answers temporarily after seeing the papers of the students behind him. When I was in school, I often saw some students doing this when the teacher was not paying attention.

Ye Xiao still turned a blind eye. Most monsters did not answer very well, and he was not very worried about this level of cheating. It didn't help the grades at all, and most of the copying was wrong.

It's really not easy.

Ten minutes later, under Ye Xiao's urging, all the papers were finally handed in. Ye Xiao sorted out the thick stack. There were still a lot of more than 10 test papers. Although it was simple, the time for correcting would not be short.

"Okay, it's almost time for lunch, class is over." After speaking, Ye Xiao left the classroom with the paper in his arms, and Eton followed behind him. They didn't stay at school for lunch, and Diandian and Guoguo were at Ye's house , Ye Xiao had to go back.

As soon as Ye Xiao left the classroom, he was blown up, and most of the things that would happen after the exams were over.

— Yes to the answer.

"Hurry up, hurry up, I've been thinking about it for a long time and I can't remember what the color of the 100 yuan bill is." Many monsters took out their wallets and looked through them. The money Ye Xiao sent before was put in it.

"Ah—it's not purple~" The monster who assumed the wrong answer was very regretful, "Obviously purple is noble, what are human beings thinking, this red is not festively red, the color is so pale!"

"how do you feel?"

"It's okay. There should be no problem with passing. I'm quite confident about the other questions, but the composition is hard to say. It depends on whether the teacher likes it or not. What about you?"

"I'm a little uncertain, the topic is a bit difficult."

"Hahaha, you have to keep working hard!"

"What did you choose for question 11?"

"How do I remember when you ask me that, what is question 11?"

"The one who asked what kind of water came out of the faucet."

"Oh, I chose A for this question, tap water."

"Huh? I thought it belonged to C."

"What is C? Emma, ​​I can't make a mistake!"

"oil."

"..."

"How do you write the pinyin of the moon? I didn't spell it out, tsk!"

"I'm not sure, that's how I wrote it, Yuelian." Shuashua wrote it on the notebook.

"Well... it looks a bit like it."

"Is it? I think it should be this."

"I'm only halfway through the composition, will the teacher give me half the mark?"

"Isn't the composition very simple? Why didn't you finish it?"

"...I write slowly. I can't write well in the first place. I have to write slowly. Now it's even slower when I get a new pen."

"It's okay, just practice more in the future. The composition is only [-] points. As long as you answer the other questions well, you can pass."

"What do you write in the composition?"

"Just boast about this thing, four hundred words are not enough to write, I wrote six or seven hundred words in one go!"

"Great!"

……

All the demons walked towards the cafeteria while making noise and correcting the answers. They also knew that their answers were useless now, and the papers had already been handed in. Even if they were wrong, could they still correct them?

Now it's just a matter of seeking psychological comfort.

On the way back, Ye Xiao gave the test paper to the bodyguard, while he hugged Eaton himself. He wanted to exchange it with the bodyguard. He didn't really want to keep hugging this "super-old child", lest this unlucky dragon would misunderstand him further.

But as soon as Ye Xiao suggested this, Eaton burst into tears and snot. There was no way, Ye Xiao could only come by himself.

"How do you feel about the exam?" Ye Xiao asked casually, "I see that your composition has been revised many times, and the paper is not very neat."

Eaton buried his face in Ye Xiao's neck in embarrassment, he felt ashamed.

PS: By the way, eat Ye Xiao's tofu. (Well~ My Xiao Xiao Xiangxiang is so sweet~)

Eaton didn't learn the mobile phone well. It is a tool that almost every human being will use. He secretly clenched his fist and told himself that he must study it hard from today on!

Hmm... let's start with how to send love letters to his Xiao Xiao~

That's a really good idea!Eaton was delighted.

……

Ye Xiao took a nap with the three babies at noon, and Yi Dun, who was lying on Ye Xiao's right and slowly fell asleep, always felt that he had forgotten something. He had this feeling since he was eating lunch, but he couldn't think about it no matter what. What's up.

Hmm... I guess it's not a very important thing...

Eaton, who fell asleep in a daze, thought so.

If Hu Duoduo waited for the monster, he would definitely want to slap him!Was memory eaten by a dog? !You can forget everything you said this morning!

……

When Ye Xiao arrived in the classroom at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, all the monsters looked at him eagerly. This is the normal state of candidates, who are waiting for their test results.

Especially for those who think they did well in the exam, such as Jin Rui and other demons, they think that the teacher will send snacks to buy things as soon as the results are announced!They have already seen a lot of things they want to buy online!

There is a very good saying that I saw on the Internet: money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible!

What I'm talking about is our current situation. If you don't have money, you can't buy anything. The money you bring is useless at all. Looking at all kinds of good things on the Internet but you can't buy them, it's really scratching your head!

"Don't look at it, I haven't corrected the test paper yet. I will spend the next two days correcting it, and then I will rank it." Because of the poor performance of the monsters, Ye Xiao decided to change his previous promise. It is said that the top 60 can be rewarded, but now there is a condition to be added, that is, you must pass, [-] points or more, if you fail but enter the top [-], it is useless."

"Hey?" The demons were very dissatisfied, "Teacher, why are you going back on your word?"

All of a sudden, the classroom was full of complaints, asking for a lot of improvement, and they had to fight for their own welfare!

"Quiet, quiet." Ye Xiao rubbed his forehead, "I don't want to, because this paper is very simple, I thought that not many students would fail, but as far as I checked during the exam yesterday, the students who can pass really There are not many, and you can answer such a simple paper like this, the teacher feels very sad."

It may be because I have been with Eaton for a long time, and Ye Xiao also likes to act. He made a heartbroken look and said to the demons: "If you fail such a simple test, you can still be rewarded, what do you think? Can you accept it? Can your self-esteem bear it? Definitely not! The teacher knows that you are motivated, good students with ideals and goals! So you must think the same as the teacher, and you will definitely not accept this kind of incompleteness. Victorious! Don't you think so?"

All the demons: "..." You have already said everything, what else do you want us to say...

If we are not happy, then we have no self-esteem.

Hey... How did the teacher become like this, this treacherous, gentle and kind as promised?

This is all forced out. Ye Xiao was also a young man with ideals and aspirations in the workplace when he first started, but in the previous week, he was forcefully forced into what he is now by this group of incomprehensible monsters.

It's really not very effective to teach well, you have to use writing methods!

"Think about the positive side, everyone." Ye Xiao continued, "If you work hard to get a high score, your chances of graduation will be greater. Did you come to school for the exam rewards? No! It's for the freedom to enter and leave the human world after graduation! If you are always in the top [-] but fail to pass, you will not be able to graduate, so the teacher is strict now, it is entirely for your own good~"

The monsters continued to remain silent, so could it be that they still want to express their gratitude?We were just deprived of benefits, okay?

This day is simply impossible!

……

"Okay, the exam is over for the time being. Now we start the class. Today we start to learn new content - the common means of transportation for human beings and the basic traffic rules." Ye Xiao connected the computer to the projector and began to give lectures. What the demons are looking at is the encyclopedia of vehicles, and Ye Xiao is going to start talking about bicycles.

The monsters wrote and took notes, and they didn't have to write down everything Ye Xiao said, they just had to jot down the outline, and if they didn't know the rest, they could go back and search the Internet by themselves.

Most monsters use plain paper to take notes, and a few clever and proficient mobile phone users have already started to use the notepad in the mobile phone.

It seems that many monsters are very interested in bicycles. This type of transportation is very interesting and convenient. It is the best choice for short distances. Ye Xiao said that he will bring a few over tomorrow for everyone to see.

All the monsters listened well when it came to cars. They were very interested in this magical means of transportation, but only one of them had an ugly face.

It's our classmate Eton who was dizzy from motion sickness. He has the urge to vomit when he thinks about it. This car is simply terrible!

Eaton swore secretly that he would never take a car as a shitty means of transportation again!

Fixed-point transportation such as buses and subways also made monsters feel very novel, and they had never heard of this model before.

And what surprised the monsters the most was the plane. No matter how clever the monsters were, they couldn't understand how this big piece of iron got into the sky!The wings don't move at all, and no spells are used, so how can it fly? !This is simply unreasonable!

Ye Xiao didn't talk about the flight principle of airplanes. There are many people who don't know the principles of airplanes. Such a means of transportation.

In addition to running on the ground, Ye Xiao also briefly talked about the boats in the water. There is nothing difficult to understand. They are still boats, but there are more tricks in the names. Just let the monsters know the difference between yachts and cruise ships.

After briefly talking about the means of transportation, the next step is the traffic rules.