monster university

"ci? Chi?" Hu Duoduo scratched his head, how to spell the food?

Question: What is the tool for cleaning teeth in the morning and evening, please spell it out in pinyin.

What is it?Tooth...tooth powder?toothpaste?No, no, tools...tools, toothbrushes?Emma, ​​how do you spell it?

Question: What is the name of the machine that adjusts the temperature in the dormitory.

A: TV B: microwave oven C: air conditioner D: hair dryer

Li Er buried his head in thought, surely it wasn't the TV, but the hair dryer?looks a bit like...

Let's look at the score first, um... 2 points, forget it, let's skip it first, it's only 2 points.

Question: What color is the 100 yuan denomination note?

A: Green B: Blue C: Pink D: Purple

Purple! !Definitely right, purple looks noble and high-grade at first glance!

Question: What is the name of the blue pair of pants in the school uniform issued?

A: Sports pants B: Jeans C: Casual pants D: Western trousers

The monsters are very distressed, this question is so difficult, why do they pay so much attention to wearing pants, and there are names.

Question: Generally speaking, can the mobile phone be flooded.

A: yes B: no

It must be possible, this thing is so awesome, it is more powerful than magic weapons in the God Realm and Immortal Realm, it is not a big deal if it is mere water, it is completely OK!

Question: What is the name of the item issued by the school to store coins.

A: purse B: pouch C: purse D: backpack

wallet?Hmm... But the purse seems to be a little bit right.

Question: What are the items that are definitely not used in the shower.

A: facial cleanser B: soap C: washing powder D: shower gel

washing powder!Definitely right!

Question: What is the name of the person who came to school to heal Li Er last week.

A: doctor B: doctor C: professor D: nurse

It's obviously a doctor, what's the point? !Is the teacher out of his mind? What kind of question is this asking~

Question: How many days are there in a week?

A: five days B: seven days C: ten days D: fifteen days

five days!The next two days are weekends. (It's just been a week, and it's hopeless to get this question wrong.)

Question: Can I make a call when my phone is out of battery?

A: yes B: no

...What is no electricity?

Question: Select the type that is not in the sent pen.

A: Marker B: Brush C: Water pen D: Pencil

Question: The name of the building where the class is held.

A: playground B: cafeteria C: dormitory building D: teaching building

This is obviously a teaching building, is the teacher insulting our IQ? !

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Composition: Please use "mobile phone" as the theme to write a composition of more than 400 words.

Mobile phones... mobile phones... mobile phones can access the Internet, and there are many interesting things on the Internet, but why is it called "net", and does it have anything to do with fishing?Hmm... what a great idea!Just write this!

"The relationship between mobile phones and fishing." Well, it's pretty good, Agui thought about it happily, and then started to write.

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There are about [-] to [-] questions in this test paper. For humans, this is very simple, but for these monsters, it is quite difficult. Ye Xiao wandered around the classroom, I found that many of the answers given by the monsters were embarrassing.

Ye Xiao was quite relaxed when he came up with the questions. He felt that school had only started for a week, so there was no need to be in a hurry. The questions should be simple. They were all the content learned last week, and none of them were new. If you pay attention, these topics are completely fine.

But who would have thought that when it came to the exam, the monsters would answer like this. Ye Xiao felt that he was simply too sweet, and he had a long way to go to talk about the current situation. According to this sign, when will these monsters graduate!

Other monsters think this test paper is a little tricky, and Eaton is no exception. The other questions are okay, and he knows most of them, but the mobile phone question is a bit difficult for him. Why is he so attached to Ye Xiao, he has never touched a mobile phone, and after two days, he has almost forgotten what he learned on Friday.

Eaton was a little anxious.

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"Teacher, I've finished my answer. Can I hand in the paper?" Jin Rui raised his hand and asked. He was the first to finish the answer, and it only took an hour. He didn't think it would be a problem to wait in the classroom. I just finished my answer first and went back to the dormitory, so this time it should work too.

Ye Xiao walked over and looked carefully at Jin Rui's answer sheet. Well, it looked okay, the handwriting was neat, the paper was clean, and he didn't forget to fill in his name and student number. "Well, okay, you can go back to the dormitory." Ye Xiao nodded.

Although most of the other friends felt that it was not good to be a third party, Jin Rui still felt that he could not forget his admiration for the teacher. As soon as Ye Xiao walked over, he felt happy in his heart, hey... how good this is.

When Jin Rui happily left the classroom, he happened to be walking from the podium, and he took a look at the test paper of his rival in love—Eton.

Eaton has almost answered all the previous questions, and the only thing missing is the composition. The place where the composition was written has been scribbled and altered, and it looks like it has been revised many times.

Jin Rui hummed softly in his heart, this demon is obviously not as smart as him, and he is not as good-looking as him. This clumsy person probably has no future with the teacher. When the teacher dislikes this guy, it is his chance!

Jin Rui thought he had outmatched his opponent, and left the classroom very proudly, but he was extremely envious of the monsters who were still struggling in the classroom.

Ye Xiao said that cheating is not allowed. At the beginning, the monsters were very obedient and did their own thing, but after reading all the questions, they found that there were many answers that they were not sure about. When the exam time was about to end, Many monsters began to move around.

"Xiaoyaozi, what do you choose for the ninth question of the multiple-choice question?" Sitting next to Bailang Xiaoyaozi was the silver fox Qianxue.

The ninth question of the multiple-choice question is about time. It asks how many hours are there in a day. There are four options, ABCD are 6 hours, 12 hours, 18 hours, and 24 hours.

Xiaoyaozi chose B, 12 hours. In fact, he was not very sure, but he wanted to show it in front of his classmates, saying that it would be too embarrassing for him not to know, so he said with a serious expression: "12 hours, choose B."

"Really?" Qianxue himself chose D. For 24 hours, he wasn't sure if the answer was right or not, so he wanted to ask his classmates for their opinions. 2 points is not a lot.

"Really, it's B! That's right, don't worry!" Xiaoyaozi said firmly!

Qianxue felt that the other party used such an affirmative tone, it should be because B didn't run away, if it wasn't for the real Xiaoyaozi who could be so confident?Certainly not!

So the answer must be B!That's right!I am also true, such a simple question can be wrong.

Qianxue blotted out the original D, and then re-wrote a big B next to it. After finishing writing, he admired it admiringly. No matter what words he wrote, he looked good. He really deserved to be a descendant of the silver fox. Ancestors are ashamed!

The two monsters only thought that they were hiding from being discovered, but they didn't know that Ye Xiao was standing behind them and watching.

Ye Xiao wanted to cough lightly to show that he was watching, but when he heard what the two monsters were talking about, he decided to shut up.

It's really not easy to cheat like this, Ye Xiao feels sorry for the IQ of the monsters, so it's not easy.

The exam is almost over, and most of the monsters are still struggling in the classroom. Ye Xiao looked at the time: "There are still 5 minutes until the end of the exam, please check it carefully, and don't forget your name and student number."

Ye Xiao's telling the time and all the monsters started to get nervous, Emma, ​​why did it end so soon, I haven't finished answering yet!

5 minutes later……

"Okay, the exam is over, hand in the paper!"