monster university

The previous classes were fine, but today's class scared the monsters. Many monsters don't understand what scientists and dissection are. with terror.

Ye Xiao is simply alarmist, how horrible, how come, how serious, how to say, added a lot of fuel, added a lot of vinegar: "You are so special, once you find out, you will definitely be arrested, and those scientists will start to dissect you and analyze your body. What are the special features of the body structure. Anatomy and anatomy, you can know the general meaning just by looking at the name. It is to cut your brain and body open with a knife, and take out the organs inside. Do you know what an organ is, your heart and stomach? Lungs are organs! If you are not careful, you will die, and you will be treated as a specimen. Do you know what a specimen is? It is—forget it, you should search it yourself, I can’t bear to talk about it.” Ye Xiao made a fool of himself here, But it made the monsters more frightened than talking about it.

The demons can no longer get better (ToT)/~~~

This afternoon's class was the class that the monsters listened to most seriously in their history. All of them had their eyes wide open and their ears stretched out, for fear that they might miss Ye Xiao's words.

Ye Xiao was extremely pleased.

"This is the end of today's class. When you have time, you can consolidate the content of the class and look up more information. If there is anything you don't understand, you can ask me questions in class tomorrow. I guess you haven't read the history book I sent you. , Seeing that there is no harm, at least you can have a concrete concept of the current human society." Ye Xiao looked at the time, 04:30, although it is not yet the end of school time, but it is almost the same, the students are all affected In order to be frightened, give them some benefits today and leave school early.

The convenience of having only one teacher in the school comes out. You can have class whenever you want, and you can leave school when you want. No one cares, it’s really free~

But the monsters obviously don't think so.

"Teacher, don't leave! We don't want to leave school, we have a lot of problems now! We are scared~" The classroom was full of monsters with teary eyes.

Ye Xiao: (￣_￣|||)

The school hours lasted until eight o'clock in the evening, and Ye Xiao returned home exhausted physically and mentally. Even Eaton was carried back by bodyguards.

Originally, Ye Xiao wanted to go home early and happily finish dinner with the two little ones at home, then tell them a bedtime story to lull them to sleep, and then correct the test papers or something.

It's all gone now, the two little guys have already finished eating and fell asleep, but he hasn't had dinner yet. He is so tired today, and he can't correct the test paper.

……

The next morning was still Pinyin class. In the afternoon, at the request of the students, Ye Xiao briefly reviewed the important traffic rules for them. The rest of the time was spent on physical education class—knowing and learning about bicycles.

The location is in the school playground. The playground is huge. There are hundreds of students scattered in it and it is not crowded at all. Ye Xiao is a bit hard and has to run around all over the playground. He holds a horn in his hand. Shout out.

You have to know about bicycles, but it's personal freedom to learn or not. It's no big deal if you don't know how to ride. Ye Xiao himself doesn't know how.

The bicycles were rented by Uncle Zhou. There are hundreds of them. They are not new ones, but ordinary half-new ones. They are the best ones for learning how to drive. They are not afraid of being knocked down.

The students discuss and study with each other in groups of three, one person rides, and two stand by to help. This is a very interesting course for the monsters. In short, it is hundreds of times more interesting than the Pinyin class. Learning in full swing.

Eaton also has a small bicycle, but his bicycle looks a little different from other students. It is a small bicycle with two small wheels on both sides of the rear wheel, the kind that will not fall.

Ye Xiao was very relieved of him, and as soon as he put him on the small bicycle, he went to teach other students.

Eaton: "..." I don't want to learn this car!What a shame!Xiao Xiao, don't you see that everyone next to me is covering their mouths and secretly laughing at me~ Woo...

"Hahahahaha, teacher, why are you so stupid? I have already learned it. Why don't you know how to do it? This is your human transportation tool~" Fox learned how to ride after a few strokes, kicking in the playground. After two laps, he felt that this means of transportation was simply great. If he could not use spells, this vehicle was much more convenient than walking, and it was light and easy to carry. A car is like a horse-drawn carriage. It is not suitable for short distances. This bicycle is much better. , the short distance is the most convenient.

Ye Xiao was also a little annoyed, he underestimated bicycles, there were so many people riding on the street every day, including adults, children, old men and women, he thought it must be very simple, with no skills at all.

But who would have thought that it was like this when I first started, I fell many times in a row, and even fell on my left knee two or three times, it hurt a little, I don't know if it was broken.

An hour passed, Ye Xiao still hadn't learned it, he was a little anxious, looked at the monsters on the playground, most of them had already ridden very well, and many of them even came to watch him specially.

At about five o'clock in the evening, Ye Xiao finally managed to learn it, but his knees and elbows were also slightly injured. His knees were fine, covered by his trousers, but a little red, but the skin on his left elbow was torn. The house is going to be disinfected.

When they went home, Ye Xiao and Yi Dun were a little bit sad and angry. Today they were really humiliated and were laughed at almost the whole afternoon.

Uncle Zhou and the others were taken aback. Why did their little master get injured in the last class? !In fact, it was only a small injury, but to Ye Xiao who has always been taken care of and grew up, it was already a serious injury, and the villa was in a hurry~

When lying on the bed at night, Eaton said distressedly to Ye Xiao's slightly red and swollen wound: "Xiao Xiao, does it hurt? Let me blow it up for you, my mother said it won't hurt anymore." Then he pouted He picked up his cherry-blossom-colored mouth and blew towards Ye Xiao's knee. He was weak, and the air he blew was also very small. Ye Xiao couldn't stop laughing when he blew, it was so itchy~

Eaton: "..." He was a little annoyed. He thought that his sweetheart would be moved and praised, and then the two would become closer, but Ye Xiao kept laughing...

"Okay, okay, don't be angry." Ye Xiao had a ticklish physique, "Thank you~" He saw that Eaton was cute when he was angry, so he couldn't help but slapped him on the forehead.

Eaton stopped being angry immediately, and his whole body was bubbling~hehehehe~~~~

It hasn't been too long, suddenly there is a bull force coming from the right!Eaton rolled to the other side of the bed...

When Eaton came back to his senses, he found that his original position had been taken by his rival in love——Diandian, and that bastard still pursed his lips to play kiss with his Xiao Xiao!

What is even more sad is that his Xiao Xiao accepted it with a smile on his face!The two kissed happily, the one on the left chirping, the one on the right chirping ~ I can't beat that bastard!

Sure enough, today is an unfortunate day, Eaton bit the small handkerchief in his heart sadly.