monster university

During the meal, Ye Xiao felt a little guilty. He had just sent Uncle Zhou and Ye's family doctor away, and he lied just now.

It's not that they feel guilty towards Uncle Zhou and the others, but they feel a little guilty when facing the students.

After Zhou Bo came to the school, he looked left and right, and found that it was indeed a pretty good school, but they were all students, and the teacher only saw their young master.

"Xiao Xiao, why does this school only see you as a teacher, what about the other teachers?" It's fine if there's no teacher, but there's not even a guard at the door, it's too unsafe!

Ye Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth and forced a smile, "I haven't recruited them all yet, otherwise why would I do so many things? New school, there's no way. It will be fine in the future." I don't know if he was comforting Uncle Zhou, Still comforting myself.

Uncle Zhou looked at Li Er who was bandaging the wound, and then whispered to Ye Xiao, "Xiao Xiao, how did your student hurt that place? It's really not easy."

Who said it wasn't, Ye Xiao complained silently.

"By the way, I found that the students in this school are all pretty good. You can say that they can dance, and they look good. They don't look like disabled people." Don't tell me it's a school for the disabled, but he didn't see the disabled. Ah, Uncle Zhou felt a little strange. This school couldn't explain why, but it was all kinds of strange things.

"Uh..." Ye Xiao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, he thought and thought, and then he poked his forehead with his finger, "They can't do it somewhere else, it's here, otherwise why would they wear pants?" You can dress like this." He pointed at Li Er who was howling.

The doctor was disinfecting it, and Li Er howled heart-piercingly.

"Oh~, that's how it is." Uncle Zhou suddenly realized, no wonder these students look good on the outside, it turns out that they are not disabled in other places, but "brain-dead". Hey...it's a pity that they are so good-looking, tsk tsk tsk...

The young master of their family is also pitiful, he came to teach a group of mentally handicapped, hey, what a pity, this teacher really worked too hard!Their young master is just too sympathetic!

Ye Xiao actually didn't want to describe his good students as a bunch of mentally retarded, but he couldn't help it, what else could he say, if Zhou Bo and the others hadn't changed into new clothes when they came, then It's more convincing, all of them are dressed in strange clothes, if it's not for cosplay, the rest may be mostly brain-dead.

Fortunately, the students didn't hear Ye Xiao's words, but he was still very guilty.

But halfway through the meal, he didn't feel guilty anymore, because he found that the IQ and EQ of these students were really problematic.

Why, the whole lunch time topic is almost all about underwear, can we still have a good meal? !Is this something we should talk about at meal time? !It just makes people lose their appetite!

"Eaton, you don't want to follow their example. Eat as soon as you eat, and talk about some messy things." Ye Xiao reminded Eaton, he was afraid that the young Eaton would also become mentally disabled.

"..." Eaton twitched his lips, then nodded obediently. In fact, he also wanted to talk about this topic with his classmates. Wearing this new type of underwear is really uncomfortable. He is a child who is not very big. What's more, his classmates with adult body types must be in trouble. You can tell from the way they walked just now, it's very unnatural to walk!

But his sweetheart obviously couldn't understand this, hey...human beings are really strange, how did they invent this kind of underwear, are these pants that humans can wear?How unnatural!

Ye Xiao was very pleased with Eaton's cuteness. Although most of the students were a little weird, there were still little angels.

"I think snacks are better than meals."

"I think so too, the snacks made by humans are really delicious."

"It's already been said that it's a snack, how can it be eaten as a meal, are you children?"

"Yo, then don't eat it in the future."

"Why!"

……

Ye Xiao had a headache because they could quarrel over snacks and meals. Have these guys really lived for hundreds or thousands of years?

……

The pinyin class in the morning is a major problem for the monsters, and the writing class in the afternoon is not much better.

When the pens were first distributed, the monsters were really amazed. These pens can write without dipping ink!It's amazing!And it looks good, there are various patterns and characters on it, and the shell is still transparent!

But when it comes to writing, it's almost stupid.

The monsters and demons in the West are better. They usually use quill pens to write, but now they use fountain pens. Actually, the difference is not very big.

The monsters in the east are struggling. They have been writing calligraphy for hundreds of thousands of years, how can they change it so quickly.

Everyone was very happy when Ye Xiao released new stationery at the beginning. There were all kinds of colorful pens, white and beautiful notebooks, and there were also pencil cases, rulers, etc. They had never seen it before, how could they not like it.

But when I started to use it, the monsters in the east were dumbfounded, how can I write this!

Let’s not talk about the posture of holding the pen, just look at the stripes on the paper, the characters should be written between two lines, how small it must be!

Going blind, okay?With such a big paper, we can’t write a lot of brush characters in normal times, let alone big characters, the characters are bigger than this paper, isn’t it!

"Although handwriting is less used in modern life, you still need to be able to write. At least it is useful when you swipe your card. You have to sign." After Ye Xiao demonstrated, he began to correct the monsters one by one. their pen grips.

"The task of this class is for each student to write an article about their school experience. You must have a lot of emotions on the first day of school. The number of words is more than 300, and there is no upper limit. If you want to write tens of thousands of words, I have no objection. Write more Writing is a good thing, and you can use the new stationery more skillfully." Ye Xiao felt that he couldn't write aimlessly, so he simply arranged a composition.

Composition is something that no one would like. There was a lot of wailing in the classroom, and they needed to reflect on their experience in the last class. They had never written such a thing before.

"Teacher, [-] characters is a lot. We used to write dozens of big characters at home. How can there be so many." Hu Duoduo took the lead as the class monitor to make an opinion, and other students nodded in response.

Western monsters all write well. Their quill pens and fountain pens are actually pretty much the same, it’s just a matter of thickness. You just need to get used to it after a while. Three hundred characters is not much for them.

"It's more than three hundred words. This is the first time I've written an essay. I've relaxed the conditions. Usually it's eight hundred." Ye Xiao said coldly to the pleas of the monsters, "I don't want to finish writing." Don't leave get out of class!"

"Hey—" the monsters started howling again.

"Don't howl, we only have so many classes this afternoon. Those who finish writing the composition can go back to the dormitory after class, but I have to check before leaving. If the handwriting is not neat or the content is jumbled together, you can't leave." Ye Xiao Very unselfish.

The monsters have no choice but to listen to the teacher's words, otherwise they will not learn the skills!

Just write it, the monsters muttered and started to write.